After Wanxianmeng's wedding, Shao Zongyan and Yan Hanjiang embarked on the road of making weddings and documentaries everywhere.Qing Jing, as the program host and wedding host, followed them all the time, while Mr. Shen perched on Qing Jing's shoulder, taking pictures as they went, recording the interaction shots of the couple without stopping.Sometimes the accommodation conditions are not good, and the walls of the hotel room are too thin. The two seniors will remind the newcomers to keep their voices down, so as not to accidentally record it and embarrass everyone.

Daoist Shao regretted doing this show to save money, but he didn't expect that the more embarrassing thing was yet to come.

Marriage customs in Xiaoqianshijie are also ever-changing.They held a traditional wedding in Zongzheng Small World and Xihua Small World, both of them's hometowns. Afterwards, Documentary Director Xue was responsible for selecting Xiaoqian World, who had never been on the show, to hold the wedding.

Marriage customs in some worlds are very strange.

Their first wedding was held in the Tiancheng of the Yi tribe in the small world of Nanhua. According to local customs, the two grooms would wear colorful clothes made of bird feathers, and fly to the cloud steps floating in midair with sharp knives to fight. , relatives and friends are watching the ceremony below.After the two sides fight bloody and the winner is decided, the winner embraces the loser. From then on, the loser wants a female to lie under the winner and give birth to the other party.

The two newcomers clashed their swords on the stage, and they came and went, demonstrating a affectionate fake fight. It didn't take long for Shao Daochang to let go of the long knife and let Yan Hanjiang hold him down.There were also a bunch of local guests watching from the bottom, shouting enthusiastically for them to have sex on the spot on the cloud steps.Although the host will cut the broadcast at the critical moment, and will not force them to have sex in public, but according to the wedding customs, they cannot go down, and must stay on the stage until the sunrise time of the next day.

Daoist Shao lay among the feathers on the ground, and swore fiercely: "When we go back, we will hunt down a few wild geese, roast the wild goose wings and smoke the goose legs to eat, the world of this bird man will never be better!"

Yan Hanjiang bowed his head and kissed him, lying side by side among the feathers, with a sweep of his hands, he used Qiankun Luoshou to put away the gorgeous furs on the two of them: "I can make a few feather dusters later, or I will wind up like a feather fan in summer." It’s not bad to use.” From now on, he will be a real househusband, and he will have to live his life carefully, and he can’t be as careless as he was before he got married, and live day by day.

After the wedding in Nanhua's small world, there will be Zhuchen's small world not far away.

The wedding custom here is to recruit relatives by martial arts. The bride's party will hold a grand contest to recruit relatives by martial arts, and invite kings and princes from various countries to compete together. The winning party in the venue will be favored by the bride.But if the bride does not like a certain candidate, and this person must marry, she can directly grab the bride. During the snatching process, all groom candidates can fight with him to grab the bride.If the bride-stealer can defeat the crowd and snatch the bride back to her own kingdom, her natal family will recognize the wedding afterwards and send the dowry;

The wedding was held in a circular venue, where the sacrificial fire was blazing. The priests sat around the fire and chanted poems they could not understand. The maids and servants scattered flowers and red rice to the In the air to worship God.

For the sake of good-looking pictures, Shao Zongyan is responsible for the robbed role.He has long hair coiled up, wearing a silk dress that exposes his arms, chest, waist, and legs, and is covered with gold and gemstone jewelry. He sits upright in the seat covered with gold leaf and lifts his chin slightly. , glanced at the surrounding princes, applauded solemnly, and waited for the formal start of the recruiting conference.

He has a radiant complexion, and he can hold up any clothes, and such heavy makeup is not too unsuitable.

Yan Hanjiang sat on the throne directly opposite him, wearing a golden armor, silk trousers and a main waist, also showing his arms and legs, with a bow and arrow and a sword, more imposing than those princes.

The host Qing Jing sat on the most luxurious throne among them, and with a smile announced the official start of the ceremony to all the local guests who came to participate in the election: "According to ancient rituals, all kings and princes can show their strength at the ceremony. Who can snatch it?" Go—" He pointed at Shao Zongyan, smiled slightly, blurred the word "he", and said: "I will give him this newly built city as a dowry."

Several brave princes stood up on the spot, walked up to Shao Zongyan to express their love for him, and then ended up challenging other suitors for him.He held a gorgeous feather fan in his hand, he didn't say a word, he just glanced at Yan Hanjiang ambiguously, and chuckled through the fan to see what he was doing.

Yan Hanjiang lifted the epee, and got up to end for him.He had just left his seat, but the situation changed drastically. A prince who was ignored by Shao Zongyan suddenly drew out his long axe and slashed around twice.

The soldiers accompanying him immediately took out their weapons to help him repel the surrounding princes. Yan Hanjiang stepped on the fence and was about to jump over to snatch them. The host quickly reminded him through voice transmission in the sea of ​​consciousness: "Wedding customs! Local wedding customs Snatching is allowed, you guys have to show the wonderful picture of the wedding in an all-round way!"

The prince's entourage had already driven the car over, the prince pulled Shao Zongyan and jumped into the car, and let the driver drive to the outside of the city.Some of the suitors around raised their knives and axes, and some shot towards this side with their bows and arrows. Shao Zongyan was dazzled from the other side of the car, while listening to Qingjing explaining the local custom of snatching marriage...

Hmm, snatching a kiss?

A flash of inspiration flashed through his mind that was numb by this long and boring ceremony, Shao Zongyan got up and grabbed the arm of the prince next to him, and pushed it away with a little force——

A strong man weighing more than one hundred kilograms was pushed alive into the pool in the middle of the venue. Daoist Shao stretched out his left hand to pick up the rein with lightning speed, and pushed the coachman down as well. He controlled the rein and turned the horse to the right.The suitors who were fighting were taken aback by the bride's sudden outburst. The knife and ax that had been slashing at the rival in love had no time to withdraw, and cut at his unprotected neck, causing screams in the venue instantly.

Shao Zongyan took out a war pestle from the weapon basket beside the car, brushed aside the attacking weapon, shook the reins, and let the two horses in front of the car turn towards the other side of the venue.

At this time, Yan Hanjiang could not know what he was going to do?The host can't speak well anymore!He got up from his seat again, pressed his hand on the railing and jumped up lightly. He floated across half of the venue in the air, and just landed on the two-wheeled carriage decorated with gold carvings and jade decorations.Shao Zongyan put one arm around his waist, opened his eyes wide and smiled excitedly: "Since the local marriage custom is to snatch a marriage, then I snatch you, and you will be mine from now on!"

The people who robbed the bride and the object of the robbery changed too fast, and the kings and princes who came to propose were dumbfounded.It wasn't until the chariot was about to drive out of the venue that the owner of the new city and the wedding host trotted after it, and the people who came to the son-in-law ceremony realized that they all ordered their men to drive.

Outside the gate is a straight road leading directly to the wilderness outside the city.Shao Zongyan simply threw away the reins, let the horse run out along the road, grabbed Yan Hanjiang's cold armored shoulders, and pressed his face against it amidst the bumps.Lips and teeth intersected, and the warm body slowly warmed the skin formed by the dragon's icy scales. Yan Hanjiang casually wiped off the armor and threw it on the car. Covering his body, he flicked slightly on Shao Zongyan's slightly lower waistband.

no!Mr. Shen is videotaping in the back!

Shao Zongyan subconsciously pressed his lower abdomen, but Yan Hanjiang supported his hand on the car wall with one hand, and held his hand behind his back with the other hand, trapping him between his body and the car wall, and said with a low laugh: "It's okay, Shen Teacher, they don't know how to shoot this, and they will edit it out later. Besides, the road is so long, it doesn't matter if we waste a little time..."

Before he finished speaking, a mechanical female voice came from Shao Zongyan's mind: "It is detected that a customer of Xiuxian version is in danger of life, please customer service personnel to prepare for rescue."

The pale golden teleportation array Jiang Ru fell from the top of his head, wrapping the two of them together with the car.Qing Jing, who was hosting the venue, immediately sensed that the aura of the two of them was no longer in this world, and quickly slapped a flying sword on his waist, and the sword merged into a streamer and chased out, and Shen Pingshan fell on his sword halfway. , shook his head and said: "The teleportation has already started, and it's too late to chase after it. Let's finish shooting this side first, and then ask Qian Mirage Pavilion for star positioning when they are settled. Let's go and hold the next wedding."

Fortunately, the grooms fought when it was time to fight, and ran away when it was time to elope, and took back the city after making up a few empty shots.

The two members of the filming team were cleaning up in the small world of dust, but the lifeguards fell into a blindingly white snow field with their arms and legs bare.The surrounding snow and dust were blown by the wind and filled the field of vision. The cold wind was mixed with ice particles and slashed across the skin. Shao Zongyan squinted his eyes and looked around, only to find the golden light from the game client behind the thick wind and snow.

He pulled his feet out of the snow, walked towards the client who was tied to the wooden cross as quickly as a ski, and stretched out his hand that still had the heat of the last small world to touch the other person's face.

His face was frozen hard, icy cold, and his breathing was intermittent, but he could feel his eyes trembling slightly under his eyelids, which showed that he was not dead yet.Shao Zongyan took out a chopping knife and cut off the hemp rope that bound the client's hands, feet and neck, untied him and wrapped him in a space blanket, hugged him horizontally and walked to a cliff sheltered from the wind, grabbed the snow and slowly rubbed his hands and feet on it skin.

Yan Hanjiang also came over, cleared out a clean ground, spread several layers of space blankets and the feather wedding dress from the last wedding, took the thermometer and put it under the customer's tuck, and took the initiative to do what customer service should do.Shao Daochang rubbed the client's skin red and warmed up, then stuffed him into the quilt he had prepared, and praised him contentedly: "Brother Yan, you treated me so well, this was originally my job, but I asked you to do it for me so much."

What's the matter, as a husband and wife, isn't it natural to share the work?Yan Hanjiang took out his own dragon skin from the treasure bag and put it on for him, grabbed his calf which had just been frozen in the snow for a long time, and massaged it meticulously like he did to his clients.

It's just that Shao Zongyan is a Nascent Soul, and now he is not afraid of the usual wind and snow in nature. This rubbing is just a fun between the two of them, just playing for a while before the client wakes up.Rubbing and rubbing, the client suddenly woke up. He seemed to be moving very vigilantly, but his body was sluggish due to frostbite. dead thing.

His eyes were wide open, as if tears were about to come out of them, and he was frozen into hard stubbornness by the cold wind all over the place, and he tilted his head to look at the customer service man who was squatting beside him and rubbing his legs to show his love Husband, it took a while to speak: "...I'm not dead yet? You saved me? Are you...angels?"

Angel?The previous world was ancestor spirits, do customers in this world need them to be angels?Shao Daochang carefully considered the customer's request, supported his neck with one hand, and grabbed the fluffy and warm feather blanket on the ground with the other, and said gently and reliably: "I am Shao Zongyan, the customer service of Yuanyang Canghua large-scale online game, honorable My client, I’m here for you. Although I’m not an angel, but if you insist on wanting it, I can take this feather jacket and change it into a pair of wings for you to see.” You can bleach it if you think it’s not white enough.

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