Those days of fighting for the male lead with the winners in life [Quick Transmigration]

Yan Hanjiang, the dragon, was a conscientious and eloquent grass carp spirit when he was still a grass carp.And Shao Zongyan is also conscientious in customer service. Whether it is chopping mountains and trees to build a house or sneaking into the palace to help the empress seek to usurp the throne, he has also done his best to move the customer to the point of asking for a picture. .

So after emergency rescue of Uno, they didn't leave them alone just because the other party was out of danger, but stayed and became their grandfathers.

The little client has lived in school since he was a child. He is a child with strong independent living ability. He will get up on time in the morning and go to school. He does not need their help to check his homework. When he comes back from school at night, he will obediently throw his clothes—and occasionally his shoes—into the washing machine for spinning. , and put it away after drying.Daoist Shao had been a customer service customer service for so long, and he was used to taking care of customers. When he came to this customer, there was nothing to do.

Of course, it is to teach the client's martial arts.When Uno was not considered a monk at the beginning, because he couldn't use magic talismans, he handed over all the rough martial arts in his school to the other party, and took the initiative to use his own body as a training partner, letting the client attack him freely.

Uno was naive at first, afraid of hurting the customer service who saved him, so he didn't dare to attack with all his strength, but he casually threw him by the collar a few times, and finally understood the difference between the two, and no longer hesitated. Attack hard.

Of course, he couldn't hurt Daoist Shao with all his strength. It was precisely because he saw his true strength that Daoist Shao felt that his attack power was too low. Qi is not a matter of a day and a half, such an unarmed attack can't hurt people, do you want to practice your weapon?"

The customer was excited: "Can you get me a gun in advance to practice?" There should be shooting lessons in military school, but there is no high school. Every time he fights with someone, he fights hand-to-hand. Others cooperate with the ancestors. If the two old grandfathers left, he would still be at a disadvantage. If the shooting was particularly good, he could at least do long-range support in the future?

The old grandfather touched his lips and said, "By the way, you still have to use guns. If you use a gun, I especially recommend a weapon that I can hold very easily. It can be smashed, swung, and can be used as bulletproof clothing. You can cook food after coming out, do you want to try it?" Then he took out a bronze medicine stove several times thicker than his waist, although it hadn't been used for a long time, it was clean and spotless, and the inside was moistened with oil so that it glistened .

The stove fell to the ground with a bang, and the students downstairs and neighbors rushed out of the dormitory on the spot, shouting "Is there an earthquake?" "Get out, don't take the elevator!"

The customer in the room was also shocked, holding the stove back and forth for a long time, poking his head into the hearth for a closer look, and said in astonishment: "This is a weapon? Is this a stove? It's metal, how much does it cost?" Jin, how can you pick it up? It still smells like fried fish, don't lie to me!"

He pulled the bottom of the furnace and lifted it up, his cheeks were flushed and his eyes were bloodshot, and he didn't lift it up. Finally, he firmly rejected Daoist Shao's kindness of sending weapons, and said through gritted teeth: "I'd better wait until I'm admitted to university before using modern weapons. A board table or a folded stool will do.”

Daoist Shao is a bit regretful, but one of his advantages is that he never forces others. Since the small customer is unwilling to use the stove, let's practice with a chair. Anyway, why not use it?He casually pressed a chair into the thickness of a folding chair, grabbed the chair legs and shook it. Feeling that it was still in his hand, he smiled and hooked his fingers at the customer: "Come here, I will teach you how to use the chair. Chairs can't be patted like this." , so that the air resistance will affect the speed, if you slash through vertically, the faster you slash, the same effect as a knife."

So handsome!Amazing!Uno looked at the corners of the table that he had neatly cut off with a dazed expression, and then touched the round chair frame covered with sponge, as if he had seen the seven wonders of the world, his heart was burning. The flame of worship has since embarked on a road of no return to violent demolition.

Later, the customer joined the army as he wished, and he could eat breakfast and lunch in the cafeteria. Another major general Zhao came to deliver nutritious meals when he had nothing to do. Daoist Shao basically didn't even have to cook for him.In the days when he doesn’t have to go out with clients, he practices breathing at home, washes clothes, brushes shoes, and occasionally washes grass dragons——Yan Hanjiang is from the aquarium, and he likes to soak in the bathtub when he has nothing to do. Now the original shape.Although the prototype's body is long and flexible, but its claws are too sharp, it is inconvenient to apply body wash and wash the mane, so he has to be there to help.

When Yan Hanjiang was a grass carp, he was just a slippery little fish. He didn't need to use such advanced things as bath liquid at all. He just took some dish soap and washed it clean; but after becoming a dragon, the whole monster has been upgraded to a higher level.Daoist Shao is such a diligent housekeeper that he is not willing to bathe him with dish soap. Every week, he goes to Chaoshi to buy a new scented body soap, and then rolls up his sleeves and sits by the sleeve tub, rubbing his head and back. A large piece of fragrant foam is produced from the mane, and then dipped in the foam with hands and wiped all over the body against the scales.

However, after the grass carp transformed into a dragon, a piece of inverse scales grew under the neck. Once it touched the whole dragon, it would be bad, and it would turn back into a human body uncontrollably.Daoist Shao would wash the area under his neck last every time he washed, or let him wash it himself, but no matter how gentle and careful he was, his hands or arms would inadvertently touch the scales. He was lying lazily in the tank to dry his belly. The slender black and white dragon will suddenly shrink back, causing water splashes all over the bathroom.

Then two strong arms stretched out from that cold body and hugged him tightly, pressing his face to his chest, the slender tail hooked his whole body into the warm bathtub Li, grabbed his hand and pressed it on his cold chest: "I just touched Nilin again, and my throat and chest hurt, I need to rub it to get better."

Daoist Shao hurriedly rubbed it distressedly.His hands were still covered with handfuls of crystal-clear foam, and wherever he kneaded, a piece of foam was stuck between the skins of the two of them, sticking to the warm water, and he couldn't feel the difference between a cold-blooded animal and a warm-blooded animal at all. The difference in body temperature made him suddenly feel that his partner was really an ordinary man like him.

With the delicate and fair neck in front of him, he couldn't help lowering his head and took a bite. He tasted the bitter taste of the bath milk, but his nasal voice was full of fragrance, tempting him to endure the bitterness and continue tasting.Yan Hanjiang also relaxed his body very cooperatively, stretched out his hand and pressed it behind his head, so as not to be in the way in the middle.There was an ambiguous atmosphere between the two of them like water in a bathtub. The foam floated on the surface of the water, and the body of the dragon submerged in the water gradually became hotter than a human being...

Then the door was pushed open with a "bang", and the client broke the beauty in the bathroom with a mournful atmosphere. Shao Daochang's heart was shocked, and a frustrating and terrible question suddenly broke into his mind-can the foam of the dragon and the body soap produce What's coming?

It must be more terrifying than being born with a condom, and maybe it will be the same tank for a lifetime!

He lost all interest immediately, got up and took a big towel and handed it to Yan Hanjiang, dried his clothes and hair by himself, and cared about customers when he went out.Uno's complexion was no better than his, and there was a sad aura visible to the naked eye around his body, with his head down and neck down, and his stature was a few centimeters shorter than usual.

Shao Daochang immediately abandoned his disappointment, touched the top of the client's head and asked, "What's the matter? Are you in a bad mood? Someone bullied you? Is that Zhao Shaocheng tired of living?"

It must be someone else's fault that the customer is unhappy, Manager Shao is just so unreasonable!He pulled up the client and was about to go out to beat up people, but Uno held him back and said hastily: "It's not his business, it's my own - after I had a medical examination, I found that I haven't grown a centimeter this year, or 1.74 meters, others have surpassed me, I feel a little sad."

Shao Zongyan withdrew his aura on the spot, and glanced at the top of the client's head with a guilty conscience—the client was not tall, it seemed that it was because he didn't have any pills in his hand during the rescue before, so he just fed a Zhuyan pill, who would want to get this The medicine is so effective in retaining the face, even the height is preserved?

Seeing the client's sadness and loss, and having to take care of his depressed and sad appearance, Taoist Shao felt a little guilty.But no one would know how to use Zhuyan Pill as an antidote, so he turned it around and thought about it, and finally came up with a way - use the Shaping Pill to forcibly elongate the client's body, just like the original It's the same as sculpting the sunfish's body, maybe it's a little thinner, but... let's talk about stretching it first.

He solemnly told the client about this method. The young client listened with empty eyes, touched his arms and shoulders that were not yet fully muscled and asked: "Can the flesh grow back after being thinned? Otherwise, it will become a problem." A bamboo pole isn't too pretty either..."

He really couldn't tell whether the bamboo pole was worse or the height of 174 was worse.

Yan Hanjiang walked into the living room wearing a bath towel, looked at the worried boyfriend and the entangled client, and shook his head indifferently: "Isn't it just a few centimeters longer? It's not like recreating a body like the sunfish back then. With a long tail, it doesn’t affect your body shape at all, you take the medicine first, close your eyes and stand honestly, I have a certificate!”

After the last time the free-hand plastic surgery scene for fish was featured on the program "Journey to the Heavens and Worlds", Qian Mirage sent him a free-hand plastic surgery license.With such strength, it would be difficult for human beings to stretch their bones casually.

Uno had reservations about the certificate, but he didn't dare to suspect that the family member of the customer service, who was as powerful as a god, took the medicine cruelly, closed his eyes, and waited to be stretched and fucked like the fish customer before.But what was waiting for him was not such a forceful twisting, gripping, stretching, or pulling, but as if he had floated into the universe, his body was light and unstressed, his spine loosened section by section, and his hands, ankles, and wrists seemed to be pulled out with ropes. , but I didn't pull it too hard, I only felt a little soreness in the muscles of the limbs, and then it was over.

He fell to the ground again, and a full-length mirror was pushed in front of him, showing his whole body: it seemed to be a few centimeters taller than before, a small piece of skin was exposed outside the sleeves and trousers, the upper body was not long, and the proportions It just so happens that the head looks a little smaller——Yan Hanjiang got permission for plastic surgery, which doesn't include plastic surgery, and the size of the head doesn't matter.However, his shoulders are not particularly broad, and the proportion of his head and shoulders is quite appropriate. His figure looks slender and elegant, which is better than his previous slightly childish height.

Uno couldn't help but go back and get a ruler, asked Taoist Shao to help measure his height, and then jumped up in surprise: "1.8 meters two? I'm satisfied, although I can't compare with those tall people, but who told me I'm not good enough?" What about being short? Brother Yan, your skills are really good, if you become a plastic surgeon, you will be able to open your own hospital in less than three years, that's all right!"

Yan Xian's longevity is low-key, and he just laughed off his compliments, and calmly pointed out more important issues: "You grew so tall overnight, you should first think about how you will explain to others tomorrow."

"...!!!" The smile on the customer's face suddenly collapsed, and he stared at the ceiling above his head for a long time before he said heavily: "If I can't, I have to pretend to be sick. Who can tell that I have grown up in bed? His ten days and a half months..." is more normal than the increase of 174 today and 182 tomorrow.

Uno has transformed into a tall and reliable soldier so quickly, in fact, a little too quickly, and he is used less and less to serve his husband and wife on the battlefield. He can support the entire army by himself.Until he went to Quanchuan in order to uncover the mystery of his life experience and returned from his obsession with studying in the upper world, Shao Zongyan finally determined that Uno no longer needed them.

So after the trial, Ou Jing was imprisoned to serve his sentence, and when Uno was planning to go home with his parents' ancestral spirits, Daoist Shao took the initiative to bid him farewell and asked him to accompany him to the teleportation array to score points.

Uno seemed unexpected, and seemed to have been waiting for this day for a long time, his eyes flashed with nostalgia, but he agreed without saying anything.When he went downstairs, Zhao Shaocheng hurried up from behind, patted him on the shoulder and asked, "This Ou Jing has harmed so many people, and finally he is full of crimes. Let's go celebrate? I made a reservation in the restaurant outside, and I will drive." , go together, okay?"

"You drive." Uno nodded, "Let's not eat, I have to write something, take me to a place."

Zhao Shaocheng didn't understand, so he said, "What are you writing about? Did a magazine ask you to write a manuscript? Don't trust those editors and reporters. They don't know what you write will look like in their hands. Don't even accept TV interviews. You look so good. Looks good... No, I mean if any terrorists know what you look like, they will carry out violent terrorist activities against you..."

He was still chattering while driving, and Uno lowered his head and wrote and drew on his mobile phone all the way, ignoring him except when he first set the route.It wasn't until he saw the beam of light in the teleportation array on the outskirts of the city from afar that he raised his head and pointed in the direction, and said, "Just drive another 20 meters and park the car there. I have something to do in the past, don't look at it .”

Of course Zhao Shaocheng refused to look at it, but Uno slammed the door after getting out of the car, pressed him on the seat through the window, and tapped his lips with his fingertips: "Sit down, wait until I come back and take you to my car." At home, I will tell you everything."

Zhao Shaocheng immediately became honest, with a bit of reluctance and resentment remaining in his eyes, but his body sat upright, and he didn't dare to lift his legs a little.In his eyes, he could only see Uno's figure disappearing behind the dense tree shade, but in fact, three people including the customers entered the teleportation array and greeted the customer service staff in red.

Qingjing's npc asked him how many points he wanted to score as usual, Uno smiled, and suddenly shouted: "I-want-submit-complain-"

Daoist Shao was so shocked by these words that he almost fell down. Qingjing also returned to his seat with Teacher Shen. When he saw Shao Zongyan at a glance, he couldn't help asking in surprise: "What are you going to complain about? Are you still complaining about him? Or is it his perfect service?" , Is the environment of our game configuration bad?"

When Qing Jing didn't believe that Shao Zongyan was still being complained, this sentence was just a casual question, the key was that there might be mistakes in the game experience.He took out a notebook and seriously wanted to record the problem, but Uno took the initiative to bow his head and apologize: "I'm sorry, I didn't really want to complain, but I just used this unreasonable way to call you out. I wrote a thank you letter imagining seniors Players posted it on the bulletin board like that, and they were afraid Brother Shao and the others would be embarrassed to post their own, so I wanted to ask the two to do it for them."

He took out his mobile phone, opened a file, and said with a smile: "Mr. Shen, you are a practitioner of the Dao of Light, so you can pass it on for me, right?"

This is the experience written by the senior players in the thank you letter. He read so many strategies on the bulletin board for the 65-level professional change. He thought that was the most useless post. Now that he thinks about it, this is what he saw The most useful post ever.

He can finally help brother Shao a little bit.

After the customer service couple left in a burst of light, Uno slowly walked back to the car parked outside the forest, leaning against the car and watching the figures gradually leaving in the sky.Zhao Shaocheng stayed in the car scratching his head, looking forward to his return with great difficulty, he leaned out and asked him: "What did you do in the past, why are you still looking there? You said you would explain these things to me, let's go back to your house quickly Let's go, let's talk with the family?"

Uno watched the two disappear before responding in a low voice: "I won't have any ancestral spirits anymore. It turns out that when I had them, I was shown my face every day. Thinking that I won't be able to see them again, I feel a little lonely... I also feel a little lonely... I want to find someone who will stay with me like that..."

you have!Zhao Shaocheng was so excited that he couldn't even speak. He wrapped his arms around him, and pressed his upper body on him. Ready to be thrown out, he hugged him tightly and said, "Look back, I'm not that person." ?"