Those days of fighting for the male lead with the winners in life [Quick Transmigration]

When a monk reads the jade slips, he only needs to poke in his spiritual sense and turn it around, and he can roughly browse the whole article. The stronger his spiritual sense, the faster he can read it.In just a few breaths, Yan Hanjiang finished reading the jade slips, pointed to the one with five hundred questions from a distance, and said, "Look at that one first, don't rush to learn the rest, and start to draw inspiration from tomorrow." .”

However, leading spirits into the body is not something that can be accomplished overnight, and one must learn some practical skills in addition to practicing.In order to prevent Taoist priests from other worlds from being slaughtered when shopping for groceries, let's start with simplified characters and Arabic numerals.

Yan Xianchang closed his eyes and thought about the course schedule, Shao Zongyan didn't dare to disturb him, arranged all the jade slips for him, and went to the bedroom to make the bed by himself.The place where he sleeps is easy to tidy up, and the ready-made pillows and quilts are placed on the bed, but Yan Hanjiang is not a mermaid or a fish now, so he doesn't know whether the bed or the fish tank is suitable, so he has to prepare both first.

If it is a bed, it is most suitable for a small fish to sleep next to his pillow.He vacated the place where the fish slept, used his handkerchief and sewed a double-layer rectangular cover inside and outside, dug out some tea powder and poured it into it as a pillow; A few stitches are fixed, one end is stuffed into the cotton pillowcase as a quilt, and the other end is dragged on the bed for a long time.The part under the air conditioner is pressed with his quilt, so that the fish tail will not be afraid of throwing the quilt away in the middle of the night.

After setting up the bedding, he found the small fish tank in the storage room and brushed it vigorously, filled it with clean water, scooped up some sand and aquatic plants in the big tank, and set it up. He held it in front of Teacher Yan and asked for instructions: "Brother Yan, do you sleep in the tub or on the bed at night? It's getting late, so we'll talk about what's going on tomorrow, let's settle down first."

Yan Hanjiang hesitated for a moment, then shook his head: "I don't need to sleep a long time ago, it's useless to soak in the water like this now, you go to sleep, I'll just stay here for one night."

How can I sit overnight in a bowl!Anyway, Yan Hanjiang didn't intend to go back into the water, so Shao Zongyan disregarded his wishes and brought him into the house with the bowl, fished him out with his tail, and put him on the bed by force.

The small pillow was scratchy and had a scent. The quilt was a little bigger, but it was soft, warm and didn't weigh you down. Now that Yan Hanjiang was lying down, he stopped being pretentious. He patted the pillow next to him and said, "The washbasin There are new toothbrushes and mouthwash cups in the bottom drawer, you can wash up later and go to bed early. Even if your body is crushing me, it won’t break you, so don’t be restrained when you sleep at night.”

Sure enough, Shao Zongyan was not restrained.Why didn’t he mention it when he went to bed at night, but when he woke up the next morning, his forehead was on the tail of the grass carp, and his arms were all pressed against the air-conditioning quilt. Fortunately, the grass carp was only the size of a palm from the beginning to the end, and it would be longer I have to let him press down firmly.

After waking up, he was also a little embarrassed to see his sleeping appearance, so he quickly sat up and apologized to Yan Hanjiang, and asked him if his tail was pressed with concern.Yan Hanjiang lifted the quilt, sat up and flicked his tail up and down, and waved his hands calmly: "It's okay."

Anyway, it was pressed through the quilt, only a little bit of fins were pressed, and his face was also quite soft... the hair was also quite soft, and it was smooth against his body, so there was nothing uncomfortable about it.

He nestled his tail to flatten the dorsal and caudal fins, asked for half a toothpick to tie his hair, tidied himself neatly, and beckoned to Daoist Shao: "Sit over and look at me carefully, let me tell you something first." The optimal efficiency method for exhaling spiritual energy."

Whether it is a human cultivator or a demon cultivator, the basis of practice is to breathe out inspiration, and use the aura of heaven and earth to transform one's body.Whether this step is mastered well or not will determine the speed of one's future practice and the length of one's practice path.

If you can retain [-]% of the aura you absorb, and others use a more efficient method to retain [-]%, then over time, your speed of building foundations, forming alchemy, and transforming babies will be tens or hundreds of years slower than humans.After you reach Yuanying, you no longer rely entirely on absorbing spiritual energy, but at that time, your lifespan is approaching, and you are only three or four hundred years old. You have a lot of time to improve, and in the end you can only fall in the middle, seeing others are young Easily climbed to the pinnacle of Hedao.

understand?

Yan Hanjiang's expression was serious, and he slapped Shao Zongyan's forehead with his right hand into a finger formula, and entered the [-]-word quantitative efficiency interception method into his consciousness. I'll copy it for you a few times, read the book a hundred times and the meaning will come out, and I'll explain it to you in detail if there are any problems."

Shao Zongyan read it carefully with his eyes closed. There were no formulas that he could not understand. They were all very detailed or even cumbersome text explanations, introducing which acupoints the aura travels to, how to flush the acupoints, how to induce Qi to wash the marrow, and how to use it in the dantian. Build Lingqu Lingdam and the like.True or false, he is also a Taoist priest. Although he did not spit out real spiritual energy before, at least the acupoints and meridians are all clear. After being guided by Yan Hanjiang, he came into contact with a trace of Shaoyang Qingqi, and he operated in a step-by-step manner. Grind carefully for a week.

The result of the initial communication between the inner world and the outer world was to wash away the dirt and toxins accumulated in his body for a long time. His whole body was soaked in sour and smelly sweat, and a wet mark of sitting cross-legged was left on the bed.

Shao Zongyan blushed with embarrassment, and quickly stood up and put him on the bedside table with a small pillow, apologizing while tidying up the wet mattress: "I should have done it on the chair, what do you think about this bed sheet? It's all dirty..."

Yan Hanjiang said generously: "It's okay, I still have a spare bedding, at worst, I'll buy another bed. It's no wonder you, anyone will have this phenomenon when they first introduce air into the body, I was negligent, and I never told you .”

It's also because most people have to practice for a month or so to get the breath into the body, and for those who are good, they have to try several times. He just let Shao Zongyan familiarize himself with the process of swallowing and breathing, and he didn't expect that he would really succeed.

Such an easy way to attract spirits into the body is not only explained by good talent or having the magic weapon of the fairy family to recognize the master. Such a person should have great luck, but no matter how he sees Shao Zongyan's luck is mediocre, only The peach blossom luck is slightly prosperous, which is easy to attract some small troubles.

Could it be that someone stole his fortune?

Yan Xian's slender eyebrows frowned, his face was serious, and he sat crookedly on the small pillow to sense the changes in his luck.Shao Zongyan didn't know anything about it, he was busy unpacking the quilts, and after finishing it with great difficulty, he found that there was no big basin for washing quilts in this house, so he bent down and asked Yan Hanjiang: "Brother Yan, where do you wash your big clothes?" ? I’m afraid the small pond won’t be able to be opened, right?”

Grass carp blinked, put away the aura at his fingertips, and jumped onto the bag of fabric in his hand with his tail flicking as if nothing had happened, and stretched out his hand towards the bathroom: "I will teach you how to use the washing machine first, and then let's go to the study room. There's a lot to learn."

Sure enough, there was a lot to learn this morning.After learning how to use a washing machine, Yan Xianchang led the young Taoist priest who had just entered the modern era into the study room, and showed him the fastest way to understand the world - the computer.He sat horizontally on the mouse, with his hands resting on both sides of the fish's tail, and tapped on the keyboard with his spread tail fins, demanding very strictly: "Memorize all the letters and numbers on this keyboard!"

Shao Zongyan sat in front of the computer desk, his eyes only followed the hopping tail fin, and he didn't want to take a few glances at the keyboard.Fortunately, he has practiced drawing talismans since he was a child, and he is good at boy skills. These simple things with only a few strokes can be memorized casually. That's right.

After memorizing the keyboard and fingering by rote, Yan Hanjiang taught him how to turn on the computer, click on the webpage, and then hopped onto the keyboard with his small but powerful tail. Mathematics Textbook (PEP Edition).

The avenue leads to the sky, but you must first have a foundation to build a ladder, and you must first get rid of blindness according to the standards of modern society before you can better cultivate immortality.

From then on, Shao Daochang lived under the strict teacher's daily life, giving out inspirations in the morning and evening, taking care of the house full of fish and three meals, and building a mathematical system while adapting to simplified characters during the day.The set of [-] questions on the basic knowledge of cultivating immortals that Qingjing gave was used as a bedtime reading material. When I went to bed at night, I touched the jade slips and read a few questions about "the aura composition of illusion", "how to use spiritual consciousness to calibrate the angle of operation", "breathing and breathing" "Law of diminishing marginal utility" and the like, and soon fall into a dreamless deep sleep.

Time flies, time flies.The fulfilling days passed quickly, and finally one day, there was only the last reserve fish left in Yan Hanjiang's house, and the bean sprouts, lettuce, bean curd, enoki mushroom, celery and other side dishes in the refrigerator were all eaten up.

The fish weighed less than three catties, and after removing the head, tail, and bones, there was only a small plate of meat, and there was no food. Shao Zongyan was afraid that it would not be enough to eat, so he gave Yan Hanjiang as much meat as he could, and dug out a bag of flour from the cupboard himself. , Beat the eggs into batter, and spread out a large plate of thin egg pancakes.

The omelet is spread thinly, the heart is soft, and the circle on the outer edge is baked crispy.There are two kinds of cakes, sweet and salty, and they are hot and fragrant when served, and you can eat a few of them without eating.Yan Hanjiang, who loves fish, didn't hold back, and tasted two pieces.

After eating all the fish and eating the cakes, Yan Xianchang, the head of the family, stood up with his tail on the bottom of the bowl, grasped Shao Zongyan's fingers with both hands, and said deeply and irresistibly: "Take out the small fish tank, and I will take it with you this afternoon. You go to the market to buy!"

Daoist Shao's heart trembled when he caught him, and he couldn't refuse the request, so he reluctantly agreed.

It's cold now.Although he is a person in the immortal way, he is not afraid of the cold, so he changed his coat and scarf according to the season, and he also wore a pair of sunglasses to cover his face. He carried a life-saving kit in his left hand and a small round fish tank with lace in his right hand, and walked towards a deeper understanding of the world. first step.

A small grass carp the size of a palm swims nimbly in the tank, and emerges from the water from time to time. Instruct him how to look at traffic lights; how to cross the road; how to use an ATM; Is the person in the suit walking straight towards him selling insurance or real estate...

This time it was a bit inaccurate, because the person who came straight to Shao Zongyan neither sold insurance nor handed out leaflets, but just touched the fish tank and stared at his face without concealment: "This fish is good. Where did you buy it? I also like fish farming, and I want to buy a few to keep. Will you give me this one? I will pay a high price..."

The hand touching the aquarium was walking along the edge of the aquarium, and when it was about to touch Shao Zongyan's hand, he was held backwards with his left hand and pulled it in front of him. He took off his sunglasses and took a casual look, then said, "Your honored guest Yuji is dark." Red, there are many and chaotic island patterns on the side of the career line. This year’s fleeting time may be a bit unfavorable. Have you made a few small fortunes recently? Do you have something with water at home? Water can attract wealth, but it cannot occupy auspicious positions , otherwise there is a danger of flooding.”

The man was flustered by his three or two sentences, and he didn't buy the fish or touch his hands. He respectfully took out the money and asked the master to help him resolve it.

Daoist Shao was sympathetic to the world, and only took a few tokens from him symbolically, gave some pointers on the indoor Feng Shui layout, and left.The ethereal and ethereal figure disappeared from the man's sight like a fleeting shadow, and turned into the small alley where the vegetable market was located.

"Expert!" The man was completely overwhelmed by his lightness kung fu, he kept calling teacher and expert, but he couldn't catch up after a few steps, so he had to turn around regretfully, and went back to tell others about this urban legend.

After entering the market and buying fifty catties of rice, ten big fish, two catties of mutton, and a bag of various vegetables, Daoist Shao thought with pride of supporting his family: It seems that he is still doing well in his old profession.