Those days of fighting for the male lead with the winners in life [Quick Transmigration]

"Business card...?" What is a business card?

Fortunately, Yan Xianchang was considerate, and knew that he didn't understand this after hearing two words, so he told him through voice transmission: "It's something to introduce yourself, usually with your name, company and phone number printed on it, and you hand it out when you meet someone. "

Oh, isn't this a famous assassin? If it is useful, he will make one in the future.But what are companies and telephones?

It just so happened that the person also said, "Then leave me a phone number for ordering meals."

He took out a rectangular thin object and fiddled with it twice, then looked up at Shao Zongyan.The grass carp in the pot couldn't figure out how to explain what a phone is to someone who is thousands of years behind in technology, so he simply taught him: "Just say that you just joined the job and didn't remember the phone number, so I have to ask what the name of your shop is." ... Let’s just ask the fresh water to boil the live fish.”

After such a perfunctory pass, the man didn't ask any questions, and he was a little bit regretful when he left, he turned his head back and forth at every step until the gate was closed before leaving.

Shao Zongyan didn't feel relieved until he entered the door, and said to the grass carp in the pot, "Brother Yan is so self-restraining, that man wronged you for eating boiled fish, yet you can still make up such a way to deal with it."

"That's not wrong." Yan Hanjiang said lightly: "I like to eat boiled fish, and occasionally I eat pickled fish and pepper fish. Steamed fish and sashimi are more common."

"What? You eat fish?"

A grass carp, a fish that only ate grass when it was a fish, actually eats fish after turning into a human?Cannibalism, this, this... Isn't he afraid of eating his descendants?Shao Zongyan's delicate face was distorted out of shape, holding the pot and staring at the seemingly weak grass carp.Even if Yan Hanjiang said that he cannibalized, he would not be so shocked. After all, humans and fish are not of the same kind, and there are many records of monsters harming people in the books, but cannibalism, isn't it against the law of heaven?

The fish in the pot was lying on its side, feeling his shock in all directions from sight to hearing, and said coldly: "Human beings belong to the phylum chordate, the subphylum vertebrate, the class mammal, the subclass eutheria, the order primate, the order simple Don’t animals of the suborder Rhinosinus also eat monkeys of the same suborder of Rhinosinus? The difference between our grass carp and black carp, silver carp, and carp is not much smaller than the difference between apes, and what I eat is not my own kind.”

"Yes, is it? It's good if it's not the same kind...I see, brother Yan is really knowledgeable." Although he still felt that there was something wrong with the food comparison, the large list of nouns such as class, order, and suborder was completely smashed The self-confidence of an illiterate made him dare not say anything more.

Then, although he could only lie limply on the bottom of the pot, the grass carp spirit who still had the pride of jumping into the dragon gate gave him another critical blow: "So what if I eat boiled fish? I have practiced for thousands of years to get a human body, but Not for puffed fish feed."

Shao Zongyan was so suppressed by his successive high-end arguments that he was speechless, he accepted his argument sincerely, and went up to the 16th floor silently holding the pot.

There was no one in the corridor. Under Yan Hanjiang’s guidance, he found the key from under the floor mat outside the door on the right hand side, and found the keyhole with great difficulty—it’s hard to find without an official lock——unscrew the door and go inside. Push it to reveal a bright and spacious living room.

The living room was cold and humid, with a slightly fishy smell of water in the air, and the sound of gurgling water kept churning.Shao Zongyan entered the door with the iron pot in his arms, and saw that the left and right sides of the living room and the edge of the window sill were mostly tall and transparent things, filled with water plants and sand, and there was a little bluish light coming out from the top, as if a piece of it had been intercepted. The lake water is there, and there are fat and tender river balls, black fish, catfish and the like swimming in the water.

The world of immortality is really different. Such a large piece of water can stand in the air without spilling or overflowing, and fish can swim freely in the water!There is also a clear crystal window on the opposite wall, the transparent hostess in the room, and the soft and comfortable Arhat bed... This is the place where immortals live. Brother Yan Dao is indeed a demon who is qualified to jump into the Dragon Gate Xiu, the place where he lives is already extraordinary!

He didn't dare to go into such a nice room, carefully put the pot on the bar at the door, and asked Yan Hanjiang in a low voice: "Could those in the water be Brother Yan's fellow practitioners?"

Grass carp shook his body and said mercilessly: "Those are just kept for fun. When you don't want to order takeaway, you can cook one. You can eat the ones you raised at home. You can open the fish tank by the window and put me in it. Take the fish out and cook."

It turned out to be a fish tank.It turned out that this was not made by the fairy method, but the "ecological fish tank" made by Lei Dian.Brother Yan, a demon cultivator, dares to be exposed to thunder and lightning every day, but he has not been struck like he was when he crossed the catastrophe. His courage is astonishing, and his Taoism is clear.While thinking wildly, Shao Zongyan opened the fish tank cover according to his instructions, and turned off the oxygen and water circulation systems, and only then did he know the true colors of these fish tanks that looked like a whole piece of space at the bottom of the lake.

But being able to understand how this kind of "ecology" and "technology" is used is also a kind of academic ability, which deserves respect.

While adoringly listening to Yan Hanjiang explain the principles of the ecological fish tank, he did not delay his work: first he poured the small grass carp from the pot into the fish tank, then went to the kitchen to find a large silver basin, and threw the two big fish into the tank. Go in, and then scoop a shallow amount of water from the bottom of the tank to soak it.Those two are fat and tender Dajiang Tuan, with shiny black backs and white and tender belly, and one can weigh five or six catties by hand.

However, this kind of fish is delicious when steamed, and it is a bit wasteful to cook the soup.

Yan Hanjiang was also tired after entering the fish tank. He tried his best to swim to the side of a clump of aquatic plants to support himself, and stayed crookedly at the bottom of the water. He instructed him to carry the basin to the kitchen, and taught him to run water from the faucet along the way.

"Fish should be washed with running water, and the water in this tank is good enough for raising fish. You can't eat it in your stomach." He lay in the ecological fish tank that hadn't changed the water for several days, and taught Shao Zongyan calmly and wisely: "In the kitchen That silver cabinet is a refrigerator, and the door on the top is opened, and there are boiled fish seasoning, bean sprouts, green onion, ginger, etc... on the top floor there is a jar containing small green pellets, take it and sprinkle it here for me."

Small green pellets?With Shao Zongyan in mind, he went to the kitchen to find the refrigerator, flipped left and right, and carefully opened the refrigerator door.There was a light inside immediately, and a cool breath rushed towards the face, mixed with the smell of seasoning, fish and thick spicy, which once again shocked the fake Taoist priests from the backward world.

In awe of the magic of Xianjia, he swept over the large and small packets of boiled fish seasoning and pickled pepper jars one by one, and finally landed on the top row of large plastic jars.There are small red, green and green particles in it. It feels dry and hard when you twist it, and it smells faintly fishy. The words on the label are all strange words with twists and turns. After looking back and forth for a long time, I found a line of cursive writing. : "Food for growth and growth of koi carp."

feed……

Is this the "expanded feed" that Yan Hanjiang mentioned before?

Shao Zongyan silently closed the refrigerator door, took the jar to the fish tank, grabbed a handful and sprinkled it down.

Yan Hanjiang was probably seriously injured. Seeing that the food was floating all over the water, he still leaned against the aquatic plants and did not go up to peck.Shao Zongyan waited for a while without seeing him eat, and asked worriedly: "Do you want me to pass this to your mouth? Brother Yan, please don't be polite to me. When I was sick in the mountains, my brothers and sisters took care of me like this. .”

The grass carp in the water swayed its body, and its voice was slightly lowered, as if embarrassed: "This one will sink after two hours of soaking, so don't worry about me."

It will sink after soaking for two hours. Did he plan to watch it before?Even if he could bear it, Shao Zongyan himself couldn't bear to watch the wounded starve, so he rolled up his sleeves and grabbed the floating food on the water, twisted it out with his fingers and fed it to his mouth.

The grass carp didn't speak anymore, and obediently opened its mouth to peck and eat. The small fish kiss was pecked on the human finger, soft and slippery, and there was a little impact force, which was a wonderful experience that I had never had before. .This feeling is absolutely different from the time when he took care of his sick brother. Instead, he felt the joy of raising small animals, which made him more and more addicted to feeding them.But Yan Hanjiang, who was being fed, must not let this kind of mentality know, so even if the other party was a fish that couldn't roll his eyes up, he always kept his face tensed, and he didn't dare to smile at all.

After eating the portion of floating on the water, Yan Hanjiang shook his body and said that he couldn't eat more in his body now, and Shao Zongyan was too busy and tired for so long, so don't keep guarding him, go take a bath and change clothes first, A good rest is the right thing to do.Speaking of this, I was worried that he would not be able to use the shower or wear modern clothes. He explained in detail how to use the water heater, which bottle is shampoo and which bottle is body wash, and how to wear modern clothes... The more I talked, the more I wanted him to wear a plastic bag Take yourself out and tell him in person if you don't know anything.

Shao Zongyan pulled off his sleeves and wrapped them around his wet arms to prevent water from dripping onto the wooden floor. He wiped his hands on his clothes and said with a smile, "I already know how to use the faucet. Can't I try other things? Brother Yan They treat me like a three-year-old child."

The grass carp couldn't swim out of the tank, so he could only endure it no matter how worried he was. He put the fish food back in the refrigerator, and then walked into the bathroom without looking back.

The sound of rushing water immediately sounded, and not long after, a Taoist priest with a high bun and only a towel around his waist came out of the bathroom.His whole body was steamed with hot water until he was pink and tender, as gorgeous as a peach blossom that just bloomed on the branch, and the grass carp essence, who seemed to belong to a different class biologically from him, couldn't help but hide his eyes behind the aquatic plants. He reminded in a low voice: "It's cold, go and put on your clothes first."

In late autumn, it was indeed a bit cold without clothes, but there was a roof to shelter the rain and four walls to shield the wind. It was much warmer than when he was chased and spent the night in the mountains wearing only a Taoist robe.Shao Zongyan smiled, went to the bedroom and changed into a casual sweater and trousers, went to the living room with long-haired slippers on, squatted beside the grass carp and said, "I only said that I wanted to send Brother Yan back, but now the clothes are still washed. I haven't done it, can I stay at your house for one night, and leave after the clothes are dry? I won't live in vain..."

Yan Hanjiang's cold voice suddenly sounded, interrupting his words: "I said before, if you send me home, I will be rewarded generously. Now I haven't repaid my kindness, how can you just leave like this? Stay here! Although I can’t transform into a human form these days, I can at least show you how to enter the Tao, so that you don’t have to take the jade slips and don’t know where to look, so you don’t have to take unnecessary detours!”

"Brother Yan...can you teach me how to cultivate immortals?" This is better than any repayment!He really couldn't understand what the phantom taught in the book and in the Tongjie Ling, let alone how to calculate gravity through the speed of movement, he didn't even know what gravity was.If Yan Hanjiang could teach him these basics, wouldn't he be able to become a real fairy faster?

Shao Zongyan held onto the cold fish tank with one hand, but his heart was full of enthusiasm. He held his chest and took a deep breath, and said resolutely and resolutely, "Brother Yan, wait a moment, I'll cook boiled fish for you!"