Those days of fighting for the male lead with the winners in life [Quick Transmigration]

The fish demon jumping over the dragon gate is like a human being's college entrance examination, it can be said that one exam determines life.If you pass the exam, you can "shake your head and tail and go straight to the sky", but if you fail the exam, you will have to wait for a year after year of repeating your studies. If you really can't wait, you can find another way. Unravel the reincarnation, try your best to be a human being in your next life.

Of course, there are countless universes in the vast void, and there are also many demon cultivators such as fish, snakes, jiao, and chi who hanged on Jackie Chan's path and never gave up.In order to meet the needs of this part of demon cultivators jumping through the Dragon Gate, the Xuanyuan World led by the Dragon Clan has devoted all its efforts to developing various teaching jade slips, excellent new dragons' mental journeys, and Yuanguang's direct record of jumping over the Dragon Gate.

These can be regarded as the teaching materials circulated within the Xuanyuan Great World, which are rarely seen by the outside world.It was Mr. Shen who relied on his tens of thousands of years of old friendship to go to Xuanyuan Great World to ask for a few copies, and every piece of jade slip condensed his and Qingjing's heavy hopes for Yan Hanjiang.

As expected, Yan Hanjiang lived up to his high expectations. Like many students preparing for the college entrance examination, he got up at midnight and slept in the middle of the night to study hard.Shao Zongyan also regards himself as the parent who takes care of the examinees, temporarily puts down his work, and stays at home to take care of Grass Carp Essence wholeheartedly.He also asked people to reinstall the bathroom, installed a transparent bathtub that took up more than half of the bathroom, and connected it to oxygen and water circulation, so that Yan Hanjiang could soak in the pool and study in the most primitive and comfortable way.

Grass carp essence's legs turned into fish tails, her upper body was leaning naked on the edge of the pool, her eyes seemed to be closed but not closed, and her spiritual consciousness was immersed in the knowledge summed up by the elders of the world.As long as you open your eyes, there will be freshly squeezed cool watermelon juice in his hand; if you tilt your head to the side, Shao Zongyan will come over and rub his shoulders and back; Wipe him from the temples to the center of the eyebrows, and massage carefully, lest he study too hard and get a headache.

Yan Hanjiang enjoyed the old man's treatment for a few days.

These days, he has familiarized himself with the experience summaries of all kinds of demon cultivators jumping over the Dragon Gate, especially the experience of fish demons from species other than carp such as sturgeon, salmon, and eel, which are even more precious to him.He failed to cross the catastrophe several times, and almost thought that the grass carp really couldn't jump over the dragon gate and ascend out of the body.But after reading the experience of these seniors, he realized that the most important thing is not the background, but the hard work!

The most important thing in jumping the Dragon Gate is spirit and perseverance. As long as he endures hardships and can withstand the nine thunders, he will succeed!

Even reading a few pieces of inspirational jade slips made his blood boil, and he wished he could find a dragon gate jump on the spot and try the experience he had learned in the jade slips.He flicked his tail excitedly, and there was a sound of water. Shao Zongyan poked his head in from the door and asked, "Brother Yan, are you hungry? Dinner is good. You can eat some snacks first, and by the way, take your brain gold." Drank it with fish oil."

Deep-sea fish oil can nourish the brain.From the beginning of Yan Hanjiang's surprise study, Shao Zongyan went to the pharmacy to buy a large box, and asked him to eat it three times a day.Anyway, he is also a fish, and he does not have the problem of overeating and poisoning like humans. He eats a handful every meal, and after eating, he adds some sugar or snacks to get rid of the smell of medicine, making him feel like his head is getting bigger.

However, he still willingly accepted this unscientific tonic, swallowed a handful of pills in the pool water, and then swam to the pool to get some refreshments.There are crystal clear seaweed pudding, koi color-enhancing feed mixed with vanilla ice cream, and a bowl of kelp and mung bean paste, which is light and has a bit of aquatic sweetness, which is very suitable for the taste of grass carp.

Just after eating dessert, Shao Zongyan entered the bathroom with a large bowl of bright red boiled fish, gently put down the bowl, and put away his leftover plates.Yan Hanjiang soaked in the cold pool water all afternoon, just looking at the white air rising from the soup bowl, he felt warm all over his body, with a layer of red oil floating on the surface, after pushing away the crowded red pepper and pepper, The snow-white and smooth fish meat is even more mouth-watering.

He propped himself up by the pool and sat up, picked up a chopsticks of fish fillet and put it into Shao Zongyan's mouth, smiled lightly, and said: "I was just fascinated by the jade slips and flicked my tail, it's not that I'm hungry, you Don't be so nervous. Don't always think about what to eat in the future. You are busy taking care of me all day long, and you haven't done aerodynamics for a few days? What about the influence of the cosmological constant on the world's topography and ecological distribution? What about optics?"

A series of questions made Shao Zongyan feel ashamed, wishing he could turn around and go back to the kitchen to cook.

Yan Hanjiang fed him another piece of boiled fish, rubbed his hair and comforted him: "When I succeed in transforming into a dragon, I will serve you like this, and then you will also soak in the pool... just lie on the bed and eat and sit." Drink, as long as you do the questions, you don't have to move a finger."

Hearing this, Shao Zongyan didn't like eating fish anymore, so he said "the ribs are going to be overcooked", turned around and fled into the kitchen.In the kitchen, there is a small casserole stewing dry pork ribs, the juice is thick, the ginger and garlic at the bottom are also soaked in soy sauce and gravy, but the ribs have no half burnt smell, and the bones are burnt until soft and delicious, with a little aftertaste. Gan, cooked just right.

He squatted by the stove and gnawed on two pieces of spare ribs to suppress his shock, then brought the whole casserole to the bathroom, then went back to the kitchen to fill a bowl of Gastrodia elata stewed pig brain soup, brought it along with the rice cooker, and ate with Yan Hanjiang in the bathroom.There is still a little thick broth left in the dry roasted pork ribs. When mixed into the rice, the whole bowl of rice has a taste, and you can eat a large bowl without any side dishes.

As long as physics is not mentioned, Shao Zongyan's appetite is still very good. He stared at Yan Hanjiang and drank pig brain soup. While eating ribs, he mentioned that there was an advertisement for a massage device that stimulated the cerebral cortex recently on TV.

Yan Dawen didn't believe in such deceitful things at all, shook his head slightly, and said reservedly: "That is for ordinary people, the brain cortex of us monks has been stimulated and developed to the limit in practice, no matter how much you massage it, it's useless If you like to buy things, why don't you help me keep an eye out for some condoms or preventive drugs, after I jump through the dragon gate, maybe we have to use them."

The rib in Shao Zongyan's mouth snapped into two pieces with a "click", the section was smooth and neat, and the white teeth were exposed in the air, flashing a sharp cold light.He raised the corner of his mouth stiffly, and asked with an attitude that was almost the same as usual: "I didn't seem to hear clearly just now, are you saying that after jumping the dragon gate, you have to consider... the issue of 'contraception'?"

Yan Hanjiang was silent for a while, he didn't know whether his face was illuminated by the fish soup or he felt ashamed, his white skin seemed to be a little rosy, he stirred the rice with chopsticks, and said hesitantly: "There are some things I haven't thought about before. , It was only when I was looking at the jade slips these days that I remembered the experience of several seniors...the dragon clan has a characteristic..."

It is called "the dragon has nine sons, each of which is different".

The reason why they are different is because the dragon race is an ancient alien beast, the ancestor of all kinds, and has no reproductive isolation from any race. No matter who the spirit meets with, they can give birth to children.Legendary dragons like Yinglong, which have long been extinct, can even achieve the miraculous effect of "leaving new life wherever it is thrown".And although those of them who jumped the dragon gate and turned into dragons were not as good as wild aliens or natural dragons, they were all authentic five-clawed dragons, and it was definitely not a dream to enter the soul.

Yan Hanjiang held his job bowl and tried to persuade him: "Although our grass carp is not as good as the sunfish like the previous customer, we can still produce 40 eggs at a time! Both of us are so low in cultivation, we can't afford to have so many children." ah."

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Shao Zongyan seemed to have heard his words, but he didn't seem to have heard them. It took him a long time to chew the bone in his mouth. Looking into his sincere eyes, he asked, "Brother Yan seems to have forgotten that I am a man? Let alone 40 eggs, just 40, 4, I can't grow them in my stomach."

Yan Hanjiang sighed: "Who said that the integrity of the Dragon Clan is unreliable? Do you know that Master Qingjing was Yinglong in his previous life. It is said that his descendants were all over the world, and he owed a lot of romantic debts. Later, he was moved by Teacher Shen's true feelings. , when the Xuanyuan Great World changed its dynasty, he resolutely died for Teacher Shen, and after reincarnated, he changed his race specially, and was reborn as a golden python that is not easy to have offspring..."

Is this true or false?Daoist Shao, who grew up from gossip and gossip, was shocked, the more he listened, the more he leaned forward, his heart was at war with heaven and man, he didn't know whether to believe Brother Yan's sworn gossip or Senior Qingjing's frank and upright image.

Yan Hanjiang was not very sure, he hesitated and said: "I heard this when I was fighting the double-world war in Canghua, Yuanyang. The script was written by Xu Juzi, the elder of Wenhuazong. But later they did emotional mediation programs Shi also said that they were a pair of closets in their previous life, and Qingjing Daoist had a fiancée, and the two didn't really get married until this life... Although there is no evidence about the child, it seems true that the Dragon Clan can have children, How about saying 'a dragon has nine sons, each of which is different'."

Nine children are not easy to raise!If there are so many dragon children, how can the two of them live a sweet two-person world?Before jumping into the dragon's gate, Yan Hanjiang, who claims to be a virtuous wife, thought about Jackie Chan's future life.Shao Zongyan also told him that he was a little tempted - after all, he had just entered the Tao and knew less about monsters, so he wasn't sure that those ancient races really didn't have the ability to impregnate men.

He subconsciously touched the magic bag, recalling the large-sized condom without additives that would be replenished in every rescue in the life-saving bag, and wondered for sure: In addition to being used to hold water, could this also be used by life-saving personnel like them? What about contraceptives in some special cases?

Afterwards, the two of them did not exchange the advanced topic of the physiology of the dragon clan. They ate the rice soaked in the ribs thick juice, served with the smooth and spicy fish fillets and the dry and fragrant pork ribs, and ate them quietly.But when eating, people are not calm, 40 people are always turning around in their minds, and the result of thinking too much is that both of them feel that their minds are empty, and they drink up the pig brain soup that was originally enough for a supper. Jing, trying to make up for the excessively lost brain cells that he was frightened and calculating.

After eating, Shao Zongyan went to clean up the dishes, and Yan Hanjiang also pushed aside the inspirational jade slips, and took out "Dragon Physiological Knowledge and Guide to Contraception" to study carefully.After becoming a dragon, it is different from being a grass carp essence. After all, he does not have external genitalia, but dragons do. Some mortals in the small world can have boys and girls. It is not surprising that some of the miraculous effects of the dragon clan can't be done well. ...

He was concentrating on studying the jade slips when the lateral line scales on the tail suddenly felt the abnormal fluctuations in the water flow in the tank, and then the scales on other parts also felt it, as if something warm was touching him.He pulled out his consciousness, and saw that Shao Zongyan stepped into the bathtub wearing only a towel, and his warm calf just happened to rub against his tail—the water flow felt by the side hole was exactly the one that was aroused when he stepped into the tank. It is still swaying slightly, gently wrapping their bodies soaked in the water.

Yan Hanjiang hurriedly threw down the jade slips, got up and supported his waist, his eyes showed a slight displeasure: "What are you doing here, the water is so cold, you have to tell me first if you want to take a bath, and adjust the heat and cold."

It was too late to boil the hot water now, so he turned his head and spit out a real fire of life, and slowly heated the water in the tank with a low-temperature flame that was only over a hundred degrees Celsius.However, Shao Zongyan didn't move a single step, he pulled out the towel generously, knelt on the smooth and soft fish tail, wrapped his arms around the grass carp's neck, stared at him with a pair of shining eyes, and whispered Said: "What you said... Believe it or not, I always care a little bit. When you become a dragon, we won't be able to do whatever we want like now, so I want to take advantage of this time to do it a few more times."

What's so great about the water being cold and hot? Haven't you held such a cold fish for many years?

He gnawed on the grass carp's lips, and pressed him against the pool wall. His fingers stroked down the deep groove between his chest muscles, and fell to the junction line between the human body and the fish's tail. The scale lines are rubbed finely.Fish scales are more sensitive than human skin, and he almost stood up after being touched a few times. Yan Hanjiang's cold face was also softened a lot, and he smiled helplessly, responding to his kiss.

The tail hidden under the water rolled up and stuck to Shao Zongyan's back with the flexibility that human legs would never have. The muscles sometimes contracted and sometimes relaxed, and the cold and smooth scales rose slightly, gently scraping the most sensitive human body. parts.Shao Zongyan's whole body trembled. As the water in the bathtub heated up, his body also continued to heat up. His face was so red that it was about to drip blood. He stretched out his hand to hold down the dishonest fish tail. Got numb.

A grass carp in Yan Hanjiang turned him to the edge of the pool, and his smooth palms fell to the place where the fish's tail brushed, smoothing the numbness after scraping, and the meaty roll-like tails suddenly separated, turning into two firm and smooth people The legs were heavily pressed down.

Immersed in the warm water and the softer human body, Yan Hanjiang suddenly felt that it was okay not to be a dragon, and he lowered his head against Shao Zongyan's forehead and murmured: "After I transform into a dragon, let's travel to Xuanyuan Great World Once I go there, I don’t believe that they don’t have a glut of dragon mouths, and there’s no such thing as a birth control operation that can cure the root cause!”

Shao Zongyan hugged him back hard, kissed the high bridge of the nose, and thought silently: Actually, I still feel that it is impossible for a normal human male to lay eggs.