A long time later, Yuanyang Canghua Games absorbed the essence of many Xiaoqianshijie online games, and developed an internal communication function, allowing players in different worlds and different game versions to communicate with other players through the client Yuanguang.

In the beginning, this communication forum was occupied by players of the Immortal Cultivation Edition, and most of the published posts were mysterious and academic posts, such as: "Wuming Valley Golden Space Cutting Method Tutorial, with abbreviated formulas and detailed spell-casting process. If you are interested, contact Wuming Gu Mo Master Dust."

Another example: "Purchase at a high price! Which fellow daoist has the uncut version of "Xuanyuan Yishi", please come to the Lower Court of the Wenhuazong for an interview! Elder Xu in the lecture hall asked him to read it before the weekend and submit a [-]-word essay. Unsubmitted papers or outlines can also be traded, and payment can be made according to the number of words!"

There is also: "Before the end of the month, there will be a mock exam in Zhitian Pavilion. All students are requested to review the knowledge points of "The Basics of Cultivation Volume [-]: Extra Dimensions"."

And: "A novice female player, please take me with you! I ask Yuan Dian to send Elder Shu's gold hydration refining method handouts, and brothers above Foundation Establishment to help me with the basics of chemistry..."

And so on, full of fairy style.

Later, the internal communication section was gradually added to the travel version of the game for mortal players, and suddenly there was a [commendation letter] with an incorrect style in the communication area full of academic atmosphere.

The letter reads:

"Originally, I wanted to complain about this game! The official game only collects money and does not invest in technology. The players of the travel version who enter Xiaoqian World do not have any security at all. During the game, their lives may even be in danger! But, I am in the game. I met a god-like rescue expert, he rescued me from the crisis of losing my body, carried me to escape for dozens of miles of mountain roads, and even cooked me a particularly delicious game meal...

It is because of his efforts that my impression of this game has improved, and I am willing to accept compensation from the game party and continue to play.

I won't talk about the official issues here, and I will mainly praise the customer service, starting with my entry into the small world called Yuansha:

When I first teleported into that world, I felt that it was unreliable, because the teleportation array was not built in a bustling urban area like other worlds, but in a virgin forest.As soon as I left the protection of the teleportation array, I was almost taken away by a strange bird as big as a pterosaur. At that time, the whole forest was full of strange sounds of animals, and it was gloomy in broad daylight, which was scary.

I wanted to complain at that time, and wanted to go back directly, but a blond primitive man who looked upright and honest came out of the woods, and he shot the bird down and saved my life.

The primitive man who rescued me was called Yan. He told me that the forest was dangerous and asked me to go home with him for dinner.I feel that the big brother in the primitive society is kind, enthusiastic and righteous, and the environment of the primitive forest is good and the ecology is good. I should stay for a few days to breathe fresh air.Then I went back with him, and met a lot of enthusiastic and enthusiastic uncles and brothers in their tribe... Anyway, there are no big sisters and big sisters.

Of course, I am also a big man. Thinking that maybe the ancient people were so feudal, women were not allowed to come out to meet guests, so I didn't think much about it.

After meeting the locals in a mess, Yan took me to their home and cooked me a meal of bird meat—to be honest, the meat tastes really fragrant and natural, and it tastes good without any seasoning. Those chicken feeds sold in our world The broiler chicken is completely inferior.

I slept in Yan's house at night, and there was only one small earthen hut in their house, so he put a blanket next to the blanket he slept on for me to sleep in, and I didn't think about anything.Including waking up the next morning to find him rolling to my side and hugging me, with a pillar below me, I thought he was a primitive man, so he was so magnanimous... Well, don't think about that kind of thing again.

Later, when Yan went hunting during the day, a group of uncles and elder brothers came to visit his house, and they talked to me when the master was not around.At that time, I felt that their expressions were not right, and the topic of the chat was not right, so they grabbed me and said what a good orc Yan was, and how many females in the tribe wanted to marry him.He also touched my hands and face, asked me why my skin was so slippery, whether I was spoiled and abused at home, whether I was married, whether I had children, etc.

At that time, I almost thought that I went back to my hometown during the Spring Festival and met a bunch of aunts who were happy to force marriages, and the aunts had super high force values. When they put their big hands on my shoulders, they almost pushed out my waist disc and came out!

In short, I was so frightened that I just listened to them and nodded at most.

After listening to nonsense all afternoon, I realized one thing - this world is not the kind of primitive tribe I understand!The people here are not human at all, but a kind of orc that can transform, and only male orcs can transform, and female orcs cannot.Male orcs are responsible for hunting outside, and female orcs are responsible for weaving nets, fishing and doing housework. The group of uncles and brothers who came to me are all female.

A group of fertile females who are taller, stronger and more muscular than me.

Ordinarily, I should have run away on the spot when I heard about this social formation. Unfortunately, I was still a straight (S) male (B) who had never experienced the darkness of society. The orcs who came back just wanted to learn from Lei Feng and do good deeds.

But I let the females say it in a daze, and felt that this matter had nothing to do with me, and I was just an alien tourist who cared about their parents.Later, when Yan came back, I didn't think about it. I foolishly played in the tribe for a few days, and saw a lot of orcs.

However, there is nothing to play in the primitive society. The females are like the aunts of the neighborhood committee who check their household registration. The orcs fight every day, and the original form also fights the animal form.

So I just wanted to leave.But I can't go through the virgin forest here alone, so I asked Yan to send me back to the teleportation array.As a result, Yan turned against me on the spot, saying that I couldn't leave, that I was picked up by him to the tribe, and that I was his female, and I had to give birth to him.

I explained to him that I am not a female but a man, what he has I have, if he doesn't believe me I will show him.

He said that he didn't know what a man was, but he knew that he was an orc, and he would definitely sleep with any unowned female.

Dry!

I don't want to go into details about what happened next!

In short, I desperately called for help, my voice was almost broken, and the group of females who came to talk for nothing had disappeared, and I was the only one left struggling for my life.I hated this broken game at the time, thinking that if I could go back alive, I would complain to the Consumers Association, and I would never stop if I didn't complain until the game company went bankrupt!

Just when I decided to be so desperate that I wanted to hang myself at the gate of the place selling Yuanguang, that godlike lifeguard appeared.

I didn't notice when he came in, but after he came in, he punched the rock into the ground, and the momentum of that movement was so handsome that people couldn't hold their tongues from ear to ear!

He told me that his name was Shao Zongyan, and he came to save me, a distinguished guest.

At that time, I felt that if I was a woman, I would marry him immediately. If he was a woman, I could buy a house with a 30-year loan and propose to him!

Then he took off his clothes and put them on me, put his arms around my waist and carried them on his shoulders, with ease, without even breathing!He carried me and ran the mountain road all afternoon, really running, faster than the rock, and ran for dozens of miles before dark.

He put me down halfway up the mountain, and I realized that he was not only capable of working, but also very beautiful in appearance. With squinted eyes and a smile, it is estimated that girls with a radius of tens of miles can go up and down.

I am here, and I must seriously praise Brother Shao Zongyan's overall quality!Although he is beautiful, he does not neglect his work at all because of his appearance. He cooks delicious food!It's not the kind of delicious way that the ingredients are good no matter how delicious they are, but the delicious way that even simple ingredients can be compared to a five-star chef if someone cooks them casually!

The grilled snake meat is very fragrant and tender!The bird egg soup is very thick and delicious!

I can't describe it, anyway, it's the kind of feeling that you forget your stomach capacity as soon as you take a bite, and you don't even want to sleep until you finish eating!

He can also hunt, dig traps, build tents, get water from bamboo joints, and roast bird eggs in the ashes of the fire... It's a pity that he didn't eat it because of flash floods and mudslides. .

At that time, I thought, I also recognized the beauty trick. Although their company did not do well in the early stage, but with such good customer service, I would not complain to the Consumers Association for his face, nor would I hang myself in front of their store.

Later, Yan brought some of the strongest orcs of their tribe to chase us, but it was useless, these weak orcs were all vulnerable to Shao Zongyan!Not only is he beautiful in both appearance and heart, but he is also super powerful in combat. With me, the five scumbags of war, holding back his legs, he can finish off four mighty orcs.

What I remember most clearly is the scene where he grabbed a large copper stove weighing hundreds of kilograms and swung it round and smashed it down. That scene is still clearly in front of my eyes until now.

Later, due to heavy rain and a sudden mudslide in the mountain, the one-sided crushing battle was forced to stop.Shao Zongyan carried me and another orc up half of the hillside within a few minutes, escaped from the mudslide, and then scared the orc out of courage with a few words, and took me back to the teleportation formation safely.

I will never forget this experience in my life!

I wrote this letter not only to praise him, but also to remind the players of the travel version—you don’t know when you will be tricked into a broken world where people can die. At this time, you must call for help and complain loudly!Yuanyang Canghua Games is most afraid of complaints, as long as you make a good complaint, you will definitely get the love and comfort of the beautiful after-sales staff and various compensations!I also hope that everyone will name Shao Zongyan more, so that he will have more achievements and a better career development. You will definitely not regret it.

Ninghua Small World Fengxi”

Immediately after the thank you letter was sent out, it was locked by the technicians of the Thousand Mirage Pavilion, and part of the content of the last paragraph was revised before it was made public.However, after that, this breakthrough commendation letter became popular in the internal communication forum, and even triggered a round of very enthusiastic competition among the customer service staff I had encountered. Countless commendation letters, thank you letters, comment posts , Gossip posts came into being...

But that's a long time later story.

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