There's A Beauty

It is said that Zhou Miaoyin returned to Zhou's Medical Center, thinking of the drowning child before, she was still in a daze, and she was in a daze, but she heard Xiao Liu, the waiter, ask, "Sister Zhou, to be honest, the child before was really Fake death?" When the child was delivered, he also touched it a few times, and it was indeed dead, not only the limbs were stiff, but even the corpse spots appeared, it was impossible to admit his mistake.

Zhou Miaoyin was trying to convince herself, and now she added another clerk, only to find that everyone in the store was staring at her, with surprise and curiosity on their faces.The resurrection of the dead completely violated the scientific education she had received in her previous life, so she would never believe it anyway, even if she saw it with her own eyes, she would find all kinds of reasons to deny it.

She was organizing her words when a young girl doing odd jobs asked, "Is Yin Feng really the ghost of Li Gousheng?"

"Nonsense, there are no ghosts in the world, they are just whirlwinds formed by chance." Zhou Miaoyin immediately denied it.

"Since that's the case, why did the Soul Summoning Talisman ignite for no reason?" Another person asked.

"It is natural to apply chemical substances with low ignition point, such as white phosphorus, magnesium powder, etc." A few days ago, Zhou Miaoyin happened to extract some white phosphorus with urine, so she found it and applied it on rice paper, and then rubbed it repeatedly with a ruler for several times. Down, set it on fire.

The guys were dumbfounded, and clapped their hands together, "So that's the case, it's because Sister Zhou is well-informed."

Zhou Miaoyin seemed to be convinced by herself, and her confidence became stronger, "Those so-called spellcasting by Taoist priests are [-]% tricks of pretending to be ghosts. For example, invoking souls and asking the cause, it's just that the witch knows ventriloquist. Prick the paper figurine with the peach wood sword, and the paper figurine will bleed out blood, because the surface of the Gein paper figurine is coated with turmeric, and the peach wood sword is soaked in alkaline water, the combination of the two produces a chemical reaction, if you don’t believe me, I will demonstrate it to you on the spot.”

Everyone kept saying yes.

Zhou Miaoyin kept on beating drums and gongs to invite her neighbors to attend her small anti-superstition class.After traveling to Wei State, what troubled her the most was that the common people did not take medicine when they got sick, but asked monks and Taoists to exorcise evil spirits, causing many lives to be lost in vain.She thought that through her own efforts, everyone had gradually believed in the power of science, but after the incident with shopkeeper Song, many people seemed to be fooled again, which made her feel very disappointed.

She cleared the front hall and demonstrated the usual tricks of Taoist priests one by one, such as the so-called ghost-catching technique, illusion technique, alchemy technique, white paper flower technique, etc. Everyone was dumbfounded and exclaimed in amazement, waiting for her to solve the mystery He kept shouting that he had been duped, and without knowing it, shopkeeper Song was included in the ranks of "charlatans".

In the last small experiment, Zhou Miaoyin dipped the iron rod into the gallbladder water, took it out and turned it into a "golden rod", and asked everyone to take a closer look.Noticing that Youshu was also hiding in the crowd, she froze for a moment and explained, "Shopkeeper Song, I didn't do this against you, but to let everyone understand that there are no so-called ghosts and gods in this world, and you have to see them if you get sick." Take medicine, doctor, don't place your hopes on things that don't have a trace."

Youshu said calmly, "Three thousand big worlds and three thousand small worlds, each has its own mystery. If Dr. Zhou has not experienced it himself, don't talk too much." Finally turned and left.

Zhou Miaoyin's small anti-superstition class was held for three consecutive days and achieved great success. Even the dignitaries in Bird Clothes Lane heard the news and came to express their support.In these years, no one would be troubled by his own life. Dr. Zhou is the number one player in the Wei State, and no one dares to offend her easily. I have never seen King Tan treat her with courtesy, do you give her three points?King Tan's heart disease couldn't be cured by the capital of the Imperial Hospital, but she survived several times in the hands of Dr. Zhou, which shows that she really has real skills.She said that superstition is not advisable, and it must not be advisable.

Poor Youshu was crushed by Zhou Miaoyin as soon as she made a name for herself, feeling aggrieved in her heart.However, Renxintang was not without business. After waiting for seven or eight days, a few strong men came to the door carrying a dead body and asked him to help treat it.

In order to improve her character, Youshu also has a choice in saving people.He ordered the strong man to place the corpse outside the door, pinched his fingers and deduced without even removing the shroud, and finally said slowly, "I can't save this man."

"Don't you claim to be the flesh and bones of the living dead?" One of the strong men touched the dagger in his arms.

Youshu was not at all afraid, and continued, "This man Kang Yuan was born in 25 years, lost his father at the age of seven, lost his mother at the age of ten, fell into grass at the age of 12, had his first life at the age of 13, and killed more than a hundred people at the age of 27. The famous No. 29 bandit in Jiangyin fled to Liangjiang at the age of 30, and washed his hands in a golden basin at the age of [-]. He is full of crimes. The reason why he can be stuck to death after eating a glutinous rice ball is God’s punishment, and I, Song Youshu, dare not fight against God.”

The onlookers thought Shopkeeper Song was talking nonsense, just to get rid of this hard work, but they saw several strong men showing horror, and then drew out their daggers and ran away.They are all the brothers of the deceased, and they have killed people and committed crimes together. The wanted list is still placed on the desks of officials in various places. Once they are caught, they will definitely be delayed.But they have already learned the art of disguise from Miao Jiang, even if their own parents stand in front of them, they can't recognize them, how can they let a yellow-haired boy call his identity?

There are too many witnesses to kill them at all, so let's run away quickly!As soon as these people ran half a street, they were blocked by patrolling guards and captured alive.In a panic, they kicked over the wooden bed, causing the stiff corpse to roll down the steps. The shroud spread out, revealing a purple face. Turned twice on the ground.

"My mother! I knew it was stuck by a glutinous rice ball without even looking at it!" A passerby's eyes were bigger than copper bells.

"Just now the police have already said that those people are indeed bandits from Jiangyin! How did Manager Song know? Did he really figure it out?"

"It should be calculated, right? Jiangyin's first bandit was still breastfeeding when he returned to seclusion. How could he know these secrets!"

In the midst of discussions, several guards rushed over to carry the corpse on the ground to the government, and several people repeatedly questioned shopkeeper Song, and all of them got his answer of "calculated".Because the lord had ordered him to keep an eye on Shopkeeper Song, patrolling guards always passed by Shennong Street. They didn't dare to detain the person the lord wanted to take care of, so they had to interrogate the rest of the strong men first. No involvement, let's forget about it.

When the news was delivered to Prince Tan's mansion, King Tan showed no reaction on his face, which shocked Zhang Gui.He asked again and again to confirm that the robbers did not know shopkeeper Song before, and their eldest brother died during breakfast that day, and was sent to Renxin Hall without any delay, so shopkeeper Song had no way of knowing the cause of death .In other words, shopkeeper Song has no other channels to learn about those secrets other than deduction and calculation.

"My lord, this Song Youshu is a bit evil! He said he can cure your illness..." Zhang Gui was a little shaken.

"Let's have a look again." King Tan waved his hand.

Three days later, another corpse was placed outside the door of Renxintang. This time it was a couple who carried the corpse. They said that their son died suddenly due to an emergency, and begged Shopkeeper Song for help.Youshu Shi Ran walked outside the door, still pinched her fingers, and said, "In the last years of Kangyuan, your father-in-law was seriously ill. It happened that your husband went out to do business and did not return in March. You think your father-in-law is a burden because he is paralyzed in bed. , starved him for seven days and seven nights, and finally starved him to death, but put on a filial and virtuous attitude to the outside world, blinding everyone. Because you don't support your parents-in-law, God will punish you to grow old and die without children. This is your sin Even if the retribution falls on your son, I will not be able to save him."

The passers-by were in an uproar, but instead of accusing him of talking nonsense like the first time, they all looked at the woman.The woman who was still crying so loudly was silent at this time, her face flashed frightened and hideous, she ran away screaming as soon as she met her husband's bewildered eyes.

Don't ask, it must be true.The middle-aged man who was left behind immediately picked up the corpse, but instead of chasing his wife, he walked towards the government.He wants to beat the Dengwen drum to complain for his father who died in vain.

Youshu gazed into the distance, with an indifferent expression, and the flap of her overcoat fluttered in the cold wind, giving her the air of a master of Taoism.He turned back to the store after the passers-by had seen enough, closed the door and swung his fist vigorously, his eyes were so bright.It's a pity that those people outside have been mostly deceived by the "magic fortune teller", and they still think that he is so unpredictable and extraordinary in means, but they don't know that he is such a dog in private.

The apprentices of Zhou's Medical Center also hid on the side of the street to watch the excitement, and went back to the store to tell Zhou Miaoyin what happened, and finally asked, "Sister Zhou, he counted it correctly twice, could it be that he is really good at something?" ?”

Zhou Miaoyin's eyes changed a few times, and she finally shook her head, "Impossible, our fate is determined by ourselves, there is no such thing as God. He must have heard it from someone."

"If I heard about it by chance, how could those people die one after another and be carried to the Renxin Hall? It seems that the gods are rushing to let him expose it. There is no such a coincidence in the world, right?"

"It is said that no coincidence makes a book, what if it is such a coincidence?" Zhou Miaoyin was at a loss for words.

Some of the apprentices nodded, some pondered, and some were shaken, but no matter whether others believed it or not, Youshu pretended to be coquettish, she would never look at minor illnesses and pains, and would rather not earn a penny. It will lower the style of Renxintang.Then three days later, Mr. Cao from Wuyi Lane came to the door with his old man.

He didn't dare to step into Renxin Hall casually, so he had to put the corpse on the steps, cupped his hands and said, "Master Song doctor, my father is a well-known benevolent person, and he has never done anything harmful to nature. If you save him, you will never It violates the rules of heaven, so please give me a little help."

Violation of the rules of heaven?What do you think of me as Monkey King?The corner of Youshu's mouth twitched. As usual, she went outside the door to do some calculations, and waved her hands, "The old man has nothing to do with me, and I can't be saved. You can carry it back."

"Is it impossible to save or not?" Master Cao was eager to save his father, so he couldn't help resorting to aggressive methods.

Youshu was not fooled, and whispered in his ear, "Your father has done good deeds, and he has his own blessings. God let him pass away at this time to pass on the blessings to the descendants of the Cao family. If I am not wrong, the reason why you Are you in a hurry to save him because you will be promoted to the position of Supervisor of the Left Army in half a month? If Ding You happens to meet, this position may not be for you?"

Master Cao nodded in astonishment, "Exactly! Doctor Song is really good!"

"However, you only know one thing, and you don't know the other. If you are promoted to the left supervisor, you will definitely be involved in a serious case of embezzlement of Mexican military salary. I'm not hurting you, but saving you, so you can go home and mourn." Youshu waved his sleeves calmly.

Mr. Cao thought of the various deployments of King Tan in the army recently, and he became more and more convinced of this. After a while, he was sweating profusely, and his nerves were broken.He immediately knelt down, kowtowed his head three times, and said sincerely, "Shopkeeper Song's kindness to Cao is unforgettable. As long as you are driven in the future, Cao will not dare to refuse!" After saying this, he raised his hand and shouted, "Bring the old man back to attend the funeral!"

A group of people came and went in a mighty way, which made the onlookers dumbfounded and surprised.They couldn't hear what Shopkeeper Song said to Mr. Cao, but the more they were like this, the more they felt that Shopkeeper Song was unfathomable.

Youshu felt that the momentum was enough, so she picked up the brush and added two lines of words on the sign outside the door: [-], those who are full of evil will not be saved; Fourth, if you are in a bad mood, the Heavenly King and Lao Tzu will not save you.

Look at this tone, it's a big break!But the onlookers kept their mouths shut after only making noise for a while, showing a bit of timidity on their expressions.Shopkeeper Song rejected three people in a row. Although there was suspicion of evasion, he had already spread the reputation of being a god. This is much better than a doctor who only knows medical skills, and it is also difficult to provoke too much.

"Shopkeeper Song, can you tell my fortune for me?" Someone boldly stepped forward.

Youshu pointed to the plaque on her finger, "This is a medical clinic, not a fortune-telling clinic. Don't cause trouble for nothing." The cold and indifferent eyes seemed to be looking at a dead object, scaring away the troublemaker.All of a sudden, Renxintang became deserted again.

King Yi had already received the news, and he was thinking about it at this time, "Who revealed the case of embezzlement of ink in military pay?"

"Report to the prince, no one will reveal the news." The dark guard said firmly.

As the saying goes, "Employers don't doubt others, so King Tan naturally wouldn't doubt his confidants, and pondered, "Could it be true?"

"It can only be explained in this way." The dark guard bowed his hands.

"Cao Moyan really has a bit of luck. If he jumps into the mud by himself, I'm afraid there's nothing I can do to protect him when all the feudal lords are messing up the water." King Tan nodded, "This hexagram is accurate. "

Zhang Gui who was waiting at the side hastily said, "My lord, Shopkeeper Song looks more and more like a mortal, your disease..."

King Yi still said the same thing, "Look again." He liked the way the young man was jumping up and down because of his illness, so he couldn't help teasing him.

After changing the brand, Youshu asked Li Goudan, Li Goudan's older brother, to look after the store, and went to Zhou's Medical Center by himself.

The waiter put out his hand to block the door, and said sarcastically, "Hey, shopkeeper Song is here to grab business again? Take a look, this is the prince you said can't be cured. He recovered and was discharged from the hospital today."

Youshu tiptoed to see that it was indeed the prince.Compared with the skeleton half a month ago, he is much plumper now, with a healthy blush on his cheeks, not at all like recovering from a serious illness.Two beautiful girls supported each other, Mrs. Wang fell behind, thanking Zhou Miaoyin a thousand times.

Youshu shook her head, and said firmly, "Don't mess with me. I said that his disease can't be cured, but it can't be cured, and it's even worse when it rebounds." But it's impossible for a scrawny person to return to normal weight in half a month, unless Zhou Miaoyin also has spiritual objects that quickly replenish vitality, such as Yin-Yang vitality charms.

The man was about to refute, but Madam Wang scolded fiercely, "Where did the little bastard come to curse me like this? Come on, call me..." Before he finished speaking, a servant girl quickly ran to her. Beside him, tell Shopkeeper Song's recent deeds one by one.

Mrs. Wang was still superstitious in her bones, she didn't dare to offend such people easily, she hurriedly put on a smiling face to make amends, and then left angrily.

Zhou Miaoyin cupped her hands slightly at Youshu, and persuaded him, "Shopkeeper Song, although I caused Brother Ling's death, it was his own doing. If you have any grievances in your heart, let's settle them in private, and don't make trouble in the hospital." Disturbing me is the next best thing, don't disturb the patient seeking medical treatment."

Brother Ling?Song Rendong?What has he to do with me?Youshu was about to speak when she saw the master striding in with a livid face, "Song Youshu, what's the matter with your brand?" Almost blinded.

Youshu, who was about to say a few words against Zhou Miaoyin, immediately faltered, and murmured, "That's what happened."

"Why are you so self-willed? The Heavenly King and I will not save you. You can say this sentence? Hurry up and erase those four words, so as not to be caught!" King Yan tried his best to keep his voice down, seeing the boy with his neck stuck He didn't move, so he had to order the dark guard to deal with it, and finally he held his forehead and sighed.

Zhou Miaoyin saw the two sticking together and whispering, you grabbed my sleeve, I held your shoulder, the postures were inseparable, a strange feeling inevitably arose in my heart.She was about to go up to say hello, when Zhang Gui came in carrying a small box, and said obsequiously, "Shopkeeper Song, the lord has collected many precious medical books, and they are all placed at the entrance of Renxintang. Go back and check them out."

"Why did you give me medical books?" Youshu was a dog, and after a while she began to wag her tail happily.

"I want you to hone your medical skills, don't play tricks all day long." King Tan didn't know that his eyes were full of tenderness.

"Then did you give Zhou Miaoyin a book? If you did, I won't take it." It was the first time Youshu understood what jealousy was.He actually didn't want to compare with Zhou Miaoyin, but he couldn't help it.

King Tan should have been angry at being treated so lowly, but for some reason he wanted to laugh, and was about to explain, but Zhou Miaoyin denied it, "Shopkeeper Song, don't worry, my lord and I are just ordinary doctors and patients." Relationship. The prince has a rich collection of books, I only borrowed a few books, and now I have returned them all."

Youshu just grinned silly, two small pear dimples were looming, very sweet.King Yi looked at Kexin and laughed too.

Zhou Miaoyin's eyes darkened slightly, her heart was biting like an ant.The prince is handsome and noble, how can she not be emotional?However, the other party seemed friendly but was unattainable, so she could only retreat silently. She thought that it would take several years or decades to warm up this stone, but unexpectedly Song Youshu did not cover him, and he became hot.He will worry about Song Youshu's future, he will care about his words and deeds, he will get angry at him, and he will smile with him.There are various signs that the prince has accepted the other party into the door of his heart, but he is still wandering outside this solid, thick and frosty door.

She was extremely unwilling, and looked at the backs of the two walking away together, and finally slowly lowered her shoulders. Unexpectedly, before she walked out of the gate, shopkeeper Song followed the mother and child and turned back, saying with certainty, "You are sick... ..."

"I'm the only one who can cure it, right?" Zhou Miaoyin cheered up quickly, stepped forward to help the old woman, and said forcefully, "Shopkeeper Song, this old man has cataracts, and I have already arranged the operation plan, please don't talk nonsense to disturb her." The mood of the patient. If you say that you can cure the diseases that I can cure, then I will tell you clearly that there are some diseases that you really cannot cure. Since the prince has given you many medical books, you should go back and study them quickly, maybe you will live a long time. In ten or 20 years, we can sit down and discuss medical science on an equal footing, but now it is too early."

She was originally not such a bitter and mean person, but as soon as she thought of the prince's gentle attitude towards the young man, it was difficult to control the anxiety and hatred in her heart.

Youshu was so angry that her cheeks fluttered, and when she was about to argue, she was squeezed away by the strong man supporting the old woman, and scolded, "You are the one who is the only one who can cure me?" You snatched someone into Dr. Zhou's medical center. How unreasonable! My mother suffers from blindness, and there is really no one in the world who can cure it except Dr. Zhou."

Isn't it the crudest, extracapsular extirpation lacking anesthesia, aseptic conditions, mydriasis, upper limbus, and microscope?After the operation, the visual acuity can only barely improve to 0.1, and he is still half blind. If he is infected with inflammation, he may become completely blind. What is there to be proud of?But that's not the problem. The problem is that the old woman didn't have cataracts at all. It was Zhou Miaoyin who misdiagnosed her!

Youshu wanted to explain, but King Tan covered her mouth and held her under his arm. Shi Shiran left the hospital, "Be an upright person, study medicine down-to-earth, and don't do such shameful things."

Youshu opened his big palm, and said aggrievedly, "You actually look down on my imposing ghost doctor, be careful that you won't be able to climb high in the future."

"Ghost doctor, who gave you the nickname?" King Yi raised his eyebrows, thinking that this nickname is worse than "Only I Can Cure", and there is always an intriguing feeling.If he has been to modern times, he will understand that this feeling is best described by the word "secondary school".

Youshu's cheeks were flushed, and she murmured, "I sealed it myself."

Pooh!Zhang Gui and all the guards couldn't hold back, they burst out laughing together, even King Tan leaned back and couldn't stand upright.Youshu quickly broke free from the restraints and patted his chest for him. Seeing that he was slowly recovering, he rushed to the door of Zhou's Medical Center like a monkey, and shouted, "Zhou Miaoyin, don't operate on the old man, be careful of being struck by lightning." !"

"What are you talking about? You were just struck by lightning! Are you sick again? Be careful, I hit someone with a broom!" The waiter rushed out angrily, but Youshu had already run away. A block of signs, his expression instantly collapsed.

King Tan was holding a writing brush, and changed "I will not save the heavenly king and I" to "I will not save anyone". Between the eyebrows, he smiled heartily.