teacher!You are talking nonsense!
Chapter 42
It's not good..." I won't go with Zhao Handong when I leave school in the afternoon, so as not to be seen by others, so the only one who can say such a long paragraph in one breath is Fatty. At this time, we Chatting while heading to the bus stop, but obviously, he was always the one talking, and I was always just in charge of listening to his whining role.
I patted his stomach and praised: "It's really good. How good is your mother's cooking skills to feed you like this."
But the fat man didn't understand the essence of what I said, he just touched his stomach and said, "Hey, who said no, my mother's cooking skills really don't matter, tonight is pork rib soup, Xiao Hei, why don't you come with me go back?"
I smiled and said, "Go back to your house, you drink the soup, and give me all the meat?"
Facing my question, the fat man thought seriously for a while, and then nodded in grief, "Okay! I'll give you all the meat today!"
I laughed, "Who wants to be like a confinement woman like you, I will go back to my home."
Hearing what I said, the fat man had a pity expression on his face, and then he thought of something, and asked me, "Xiao Hei, last time when you celebrated your birthday, Hei Pi and the thin man said they would make a pair of you and Yao Tingxue, why should I Didn't you see that you were interested in her?"
I couldn't help being happy, "It's right if I didn't see it, because I don't have any interest in her at all."
Regarding the black skin and the thin man, I can only shake my head helplessly, because I said a few words on the podium, but everyone misunderstood it. It seems that I really can't talk nonsense after this.
Mentioning the two of them, I asked the fat man, "Hei Pi and Thin Man, have they become goddesses in my mind?"
Fatty was taken aback when he heard what I said, "Their goddess? Who? Fan Bingbing?"
I sighed, fat people in academic theory are the kind with high IQ, but fat people in emotional intelligence are always belatedly aware, it seems that it is hopeless to ask him.
Seeing that I didn't speak, the fat man could only scratch his head and said, "Well, I'll ask them for you tomorrow."
I quickly said, "Forget it, hehe."
The fat man nodded at this time, but he was a little worried again, "Then you said that you are not interested in Yao Tingxue, and the black skin and the thin man have misunderstood you. When you and Yao Tingxue left the KTV that day, I told you not to leave, so they said If I say yes, I will give you a chance to be alone with Yao Tingxue, and let me not get in the way."
I shook my head and sighed, "Yes, although Yao Ting Snowman is really good, but I'm really not interested in her."
The fat man nodded, "At this time, everyone is busy with the college entrance examination. Her grades have always been good, and you are also improving. You shouldn't spend your mind on these things."
Seeing Fatty's parental attitude, I couldn't help but clasped my arms around him, "Fatty, I really can't see that you can still be so objective and fair."
After being praised, the fat man chuckled, "Of course, the fat man not only has a fat body, but also a brain circuit."
Just as he finished speaking, I heard a voice behind me at the same time. I subconsciously turned around to look, and I was taken aback.The first thing I saw was a girl who was only seven or eight meters behind us, and this girl was Yao Tingxue. The place she was stepping on right now was an empty drink bottle, and it was the sound made by this thing just now.She must have heard the conversation between me and the fat man, and when she saw me turning to look at her, she turned around and ran away like that. When I turned around, I could still see an expression on her face that seemed to be being bullied.And the person she passed by while running away surprised me even more, it turned out to be Zhao Handong.
The corners of my mouth twitched.
Fatty saw that my steps stopped, and he turned around, and saw Yao Tingxue's back and Zhao Handong's front. Fatty said to himself, "Oh? That girl looks a bit like Yao Tingxue?"
I hehe said, "It's not like, it's just like that."
The fat man looked shocked, "Then she heard what we just said!?"
I nodded, "It should be." Otherwise, she wouldn't be able to run away with that expression, at least she should come up to say hello to me and Fatty. When I sent her home before, she would call me if she wasn't ready." Little Black".But since that time, I usually avoided her as long as I could, so I didn't give her a chance to call me by my name.
At this time, the fat man also saw Zhao Handong, but he was quite far away from us, but when Yao Tingxue ran away just now, Zhao Handong glanced at her.
I touched the fat man's shoulder, "Fatty man, I'm going to buy some dry food for tomorrow morning, you go first."
Fatty nodded and said goodbye to me.
Seeing the fat man walking away, I went in the direction of Zhao Handong, waited until we met, looked at the place where the fat man left, then looked at me and asked, "What happened just now?"
Seeing that there was no one around, I immediately showed an unhappy expression on my face, poked his chest and said, "Heh, why didn't you care about me first."
Zhao Handong raised his eyebrows and grabbed my hand, "What's wrong?"
I smiled and said, "Guess."
Zhao Handong also smiled, a little helpless, but he didn't ask me again.But when he didn't ask, I felt as if I had nothing to show him, so I deliberately teased him: "Aren't you curious?"
Zhao Handong let go of my hand, "You don't talk about it."
I coughed, "Well, let's put it this way, that day, I saw the whole process of Yao Tingxue giving you the scarf."
Zhao Handong raised his eyebrows again, expressing his understanding, but he didn't show the slightest intention to defend himself.That night he asked me if Lan Yue followed them when they had dinner together, and I didn't deny it at that time.So he must have expected it.
"So, are you jealous?" Zhao Handong looked at me with a smile hidden in his eyes.
"Jealous" is a word that applies to women, but it spit out of his mouth and used it on me, which made me feel weird.Because I am a man.
I proudly said: "However, people don't like you later."
I just waited for Zhao Handong to ask me what to do next, but unexpectedly he smiled, "That's the best."
In this case, our conversation will be over, but I am a little unwilling, and I want to find an opportunity to return the word "jealous" to him, but in the end I gritted my teeth and endured it, in case I want to say that Yao Tingxue seems to be treating me It's a bit of a meaning, but they didn't tell me clearly, so Zhao Handong will hear it as a joke of my delusion.
Time passed quickly. On the morning of this weekend, I was still enjoying the rare good time to be exposed to the sun once in the bed. Zhao Handong, who went for a morning jog outside, had already returned.
It was only during this time that I lived with him that I knew he had this habit. He would always take two days a week to go for a run, and other times, he would do various aerobic or anaerobic exercises when he had time.It seems that it is really not easy to maintain such a block of strong muscles like his. It seems that every time my mother finishes perming her hair, she clamors for styling care or something, otherwise the hair will return to its original shape in a week or two, and it will be considered white perm .
Not long after, I heard the familiar sound of Zhao Handong making breakfast in the kitchen.Speaking of which, Zhao Handong's eating habits are also very distinctive.Breakfast will definitely not be the same for thousands of years like when I lived alone. In his place, breakfast is sometimes bread and pastry, sometimes Chinese pastry, and sometimes various porridge and noodles.In Zhao Handong's words, this breakfast is much more important than the food at noon and evening, if you don't eat well, you will lose energy all day.
I think since I lived in his house, I felt that I had a rich breakfast, as if my body could really wake up from sleep as soon as possible, and I was really refreshed when I sat in the classroom for the first and second classes.
When the meal is almost ready, Zhao Handong routinely lifts me up from the bed.
I yawned, half-closed my eyes and went to wash up, and then sat down at the dining table staggeringly. He laughed at me when he saw it, but he didn't say what's so funny about me. Which adolescent boy doesn't wake up like this every morning? Second appearance.
Zhao Handong brought breakfast to the table.I saw it, yes, today is dumplings.
The steaming dumplings stuffed with cabbage and pork were piled chubby on a white porcelain plate. Zhao Handong asked him to go to the kitchen to make some seasonings. I yawned again, picked up the chopsticks on the table, and poked each one. Bite it, and say no to it vaguely.
I saw that Zhao Handong was eating too politely, so I couldn't help but slow down the speed of eating. Looking at his face, I couldn't help asking: "Zhao Handong, have you ever been a cook before?"
Hearing this, Zhao Handong looked up at me with a puzzled look on his face, "Why have I already been a cook?"
I said: "It's really incredible that you, a man, can make such a rich breakfast, and you don't bring a heavy sample every day, seven days a week."
Zhao Handong heard my words as a compliment to him, he smiled and said: "I have never been a cook, I just like a rich breakfast, it's just a personal preference."
I nodded as I ate, "Yeah, my wife, your cooking skills are really good."
"What?" Zhao Handong was taken aback, looked at me, and couldn't laugh or cry after realizing it, "What wife, don't shout."
I said: "Why can't you shout it anymore? You know that the post-00s are talking about 'husband' and 'wife' on the Internet now, so be free. I'm older than them all, so I can't shout like that?"
Zhao Handong still smiled, neither angry nor angry, "That's them, remember, I'm a man who is several years older than you, and, after all, I'm still your teacher."
I snorted twice for Zhao Handong's correction, but I didn't accept it, but since he refused, it's really hard for me to call him that again.
actually think about it
I patted his stomach and praised: "It's really good. How good is your mother's cooking skills to feed you like this."
But the fat man didn't understand the essence of what I said, he just touched his stomach and said, "Hey, who said no, my mother's cooking skills really don't matter, tonight is pork rib soup, Xiao Hei, why don't you come with me go back?"
I smiled and said, "Go back to your house, you drink the soup, and give me all the meat?"
Facing my question, the fat man thought seriously for a while, and then nodded in grief, "Okay! I'll give you all the meat today!"
I laughed, "Who wants to be like a confinement woman like you, I will go back to my home."
Hearing what I said, the fat man had a pity expression on his face, and then he thought of something, and asked me, "Xiao Hei, last time when you celebrated your birthday, Hei Pi and the thin man said they would make a pair of you and Yao Tingxue, why should I Didn't you see that you were interested in her?"
I couldn't help being happy, "It's right if I didn't see it, because I don't have any interest in her at all."
Regarding the black skin and the thin man, I can only shake my head helplessly, because I said a few words on the podium, but everyone misunderstood it. It seems that I really can't talk nonsense after this.
Mentioning the two of them, I asked the fat man, "Hei Pi and Thin Man, have they become goddesses in my mind?"
Fatty was taken aback when he heard what I said, "Their goddess? Who? Fan Bingbing?"
I sighed, fat people in academic theory are the kind with high IQ, but fat people in emotional intelligence are always belatedly aware, it seems that it is hopeless to ask him.
Seeing that I didn't speak, the fat man could only scratch his head and said, "Well, I'll ask them for you tomorrow."
I quickly said, "Forget it, hehe."
The fat man nodded at this time, but he was a little worried again, "Then you said that you are not interested in Yao Tingxue, and the black skin and the thin man have misunderstood you. When you and Yao Tingxue left the KTV that day, I told you not to leave, so they said If I say yes, I will give you a chance to be alone with Yao Tingxue, and let me not get in the way."
I shook my head and sighed, "Yes, although Yao Ting Snowman is really good, but I'm really not interested in her."
The fat man nodded, "At this time, everyone is busy with the college entrance examination. Her grades have always been good, and you are also improving. You shouldn't spend your mind on these things."
Seeing Fatty's parental attitude, I couldn't help but clasped my arms around him, "Fatty, I really can't see that you can still be so objective and fair."
After being praised, the fat man chuckled, "Of course, the fat man not only has a fat body, but also a brain circuit."
Just as he finished speaking, I heard a voice behind me at the same time. I subconsciously turned around to look, and I was taken aback.The first thing I saw was a girl who was only seven or eight meters behind us, and this girl was Yao Tingxue. The place she was stepping on right now was an empty drink bottle, and it was the sound made by this thing just now.She must have heard the conversation between me and the fat man, and when she saw me turning to look at her, she turned around and ran away like that. When I turned around, I could still see an expression on her face that seemed to be being bullied.And the person she passed by while running away surprised me even more, it turned out to be Zhao Handong.
The corners of my mouth twitched.
Fatty saw that my steps stopped, and he turned around, and saw Yao Tingxue's back and Zhao Handong's front. Fatty said to himself, "Oh? That girl looks a bit like Yao Tingxue?"
I hehe said, "It's not like, it's just like that."
The fat man looked shocked, "Then she heard what we just said!?"
I nodded, "It should be." Otherwise, she wouldn't be able to run away with that expression, at least she should come up to say hello to me and Fatty. When I sent her home before, she would call me if she wasn't ready." Little Black".But since that time, I usually avoided her as long as I could, so I didn't give her a chance to call me by my name.
At this time, the fat man also saw Zhao Handong, but he was quite far away from us, but when Yao Tingxue ran away just now, Zhao Handong glanced at her.
I touched the fat man's shoulder, "Fatty man, I'm going to buy some dry food for tomorrow morning, you go first."
Fatty nodded and said goodbye to me.
Seeing the fat man walking away, I went in the direction of Zhao Handong, waited until we met, looked at the place where the fat man left, then looked at me and asked, "What happened just now?"
Seeing that there was no one around, I immediately showed an unhappy expression on my face, poked his chest and said, "Heh, why didn't you care about me first."
Zhao Handong raised his eyebrows and grabbed my hand, "What's wrong?"
I smiled and said, "Guess."
Zhao Handong also smiled, a little helpless, but he didn't ask me again.But when he didn't ask, I felt as if I had nothing to show him, so I deliberately teased him: "Aren't you curious?"
Zhao Handong let go of my hand, "You don't talk about it."
I coughed, "Well, let's put it this way, that day, I saw the whole process of Yao Tingxue giving you the scarf."
Zhao Handong raised his eyebrows again, expressing his understanding, but he didn't show the slightest intention to defend himself.That night he asked me if Lan Yue followed them when they had dinner together, and I didn't deny it at that time.So he must have expected it.
"So, are you jealous?" Zhao Handong looked at me with a smile hidden in his eyes.
"Jealous" is a word that applies to women, but it spit out of his mouth and used it on me, which made me feel weird.Because I am a man.
I proudly said: "However, people don't like you later."
I just waited for Zhao Handong to ask me what to do next, but unexpectedly he smiled, "That's the best."
In this case, our conversation will be over, but I am a little unwilling, and I want to find an opportunity to return the word "jealous" to him, but in the end I gritted my teeth and endured it, in case I want to say that Yao Tingxue seems to be treating me It's a bit of a meaning, but they didn't tell me clearly, so Zhao Handong will hear it as a joke of my delusion.
Time passed quickly. On the morning of this weekend, I was still enjoying the rare good time to be exposed to the sun once in the bed. Zhao Handong, who went for a morning jog outside, had already returned.
It was only during this time that I lived with him that I knew he had this habit. He would always take two days a week to go for a run, and other times, he would do various aerobic or anaerobic exercises when he had time.It seems that it is really not easy to maintain such a block of strong muscles like his. It seems that every time my mother finishes perming her hair, she clamors for styling care or something, otherwise the hair will return to its original shape in a week or two, and it will be considered white perm .
Not long after, I heard the familiar sound of Zhao Handong making breakfast in the kitchen.Speaking of which, Zhao Handong's eating habits are also very distinctive.Breakfast will definitely not be the same for thousands of years like when I lived alone. In his place, breakfast is sometimes bread and pastry, sometimes Chinese pastry, and sometimes various porridge and noodles.In Zhao Handong's words, this breakfast is much more important than the food at noon and evening, if you don't eat well, you will lose energy all day.
I think since I lived in his house, I felt that I had a rich breakfast, as if my body could really wake up from sleep as soon as possible, and I was really refreshed when I sat in the classroom for the first and second classes.
When the meal is almost ready, Zhao Handong routinely lifts me up from the bed.
I yawned, half-closed my eyes and went to wash up, and then sat down at the dining table staggeringly. He laughed at me when he saw it, but he didn't say what's so funny about me. Which adolescent boy doesn't wake up like this every morning? Second appearance.
Zhao Handong brought breakfast to the table.I saw it, yes, today is dumplings.
The steaming dumplings stuffed with cabbage and pork were piled chubby on a white porcelain plate. Zhao Handong asked him to go to the kitchen to make some seasonings. I yawned again, picked up the chopsticks on the table, and poked each one. Bite it, and say no to it vaguely.
I saw that Zhao Handong was eating too politely, so I couldn't help but slow down the speed of eating. Looking at his face, I couldn't help asking: "Zhao Handong, have you ever been a cook before?"
Hearing this, Zhao Handong looked up at me with a puzzled look on his face, "Why have I already been a cook?"
I said: "It's really incredible that you, a man, can make such a rich breakfast, and you don't bring a heavy sample every day, seven days a week."
Zhao Handong heard my words as a compliment to him, he smiled and said: "I have never been a cook, I just like a rich breakfast, it's just a personal preference."
I nodded as I ate, "Yeah, my wife, your cooking skills are really good."
"What?" Zhao Handong was taken aback, looked at me, and couldn't laugh or cry after realizing it, "What wife, don't shout."
I said: "Why can't you shout it anymore? You know that the post-00s are talking about 'husband' and 'wife' on the Internet now, so be free. I'm older than them all, so I can't shout like that?"
Zhao Handong still smiled, neither angry nor angry, "That's them, remember, I'm a man who is several years older than you, and, after all, I'm still your teacher."
I snorted twice for Zhao Handong's correction, but I didn't accept it, but since he refused, it's really hard for me to call him that again.
actually think about it
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