Lin Xiu and Chen Ye lived together as housekeepers.

For Lin Xiu, the butler's work is only auxiliary, and his real purpose is to enlighten Chen Ye to leave MB's identity (become Gong).

However, after a few days of contact, Lin Xiu discovered that his identity began to change from a housekeeper to a housekeeper.And the word 'gong' may turn into 'gong' at any time under his negligence, how embarrassing it is for this one!

However, no matter how hard it is to say, Lin Xiu, the housekeeper, will continue to do it.

One of the daily tasks of the housekeeper - wake up the young master

Lin Xiu was in pain every time he woke up Chen Ye.You said that he is a good college student, and he finally got rid of the nightmare life of getting up at 5:30 in high school every day, and got used to the life of going to bed at 11:[-] every morning and getting up at [-]:[-] the next day.But because of staying up all night to play online games, I went back to before liberation.Not only do you have to go to bed early and get up early every day to set an example, but you also have to wake up someone who is even more of a night owl than him.This can no longer be described with cups, this can already be called a coffee table - it is full of cups and tableware, it is really horrible!

Wake a night owl up, well, you know.But in order to correct Chen Ye's work and rest time, he had to call again.But call it, you can't use violence yet, who will let others be your master in name (of course, Chen Ye's force value is also a big reason).Whenever Lin Xiu woke up the young master, he would think of the history of tear gas during his school days.Back then, Mother Lin did everything she could to wake Lin Xiu up. Lifting the quilt, pulling his ears and kicking him out of bed was relatively easy!But can you (dare) do that to Chen Ye?

In order to gently (?) wake up Chen Ye, Lin Xiu tried various methods.

Method [-]: Pull the curtains and open the window, let the morning sun wake Chen Ye up, let the faint morning breeze blow Chen Ye up, and let the crisp birdsong wake up Chen Ye.And Chen Ye's reaction was to continue sleeping with his back to the window, covered with a quilt!

Method [-]: Prepare a delicious breakfast and mellow coffee, so that the sweet aroma will arouse Chen Ye's hungry cravings.Well, Chen Ye was indeed awake, but he went back to bed and continued to lie down after breakfast!

Method 2, set countless alarms, and work alternately every [-] minutes, I will kill you!Chen Ye simply woke up this time, and then ran to Lin Xiu's room in his pajamas to continue sleeping.

Lin Xiu vomited blood.

In the end, Lin Xiu had no choice but to come up with his housekeeping skill - seduction, to wake Chen Ye up.In fact, this method is also the result of unconsciousness.One day, Lin Xiu prepared breakfast as usual and asked Chen Ye to wake up.Chen Ye, who was disturbed by the noise, stretched out his hand and pulled Lin Xiu down, and then a classic scene in film and television works appeared-accidentally kissed together.Lin Xiu quickly got up to distance himself, and then a miracle happened, Chen Ye woke up!Not only did he wake up, he got up quickly and pressed the stunned Lin Xiu against the wall for a French kiss!

Lin Xiu, who was kissed by force, had only one thought in his head at that time, are you going to accept it? !Is it appropriate for you to do such an offensive thing? !He obviously forgot that his purpose was to turn the person in front of him into Gong.After Chen Ye had kissed enough, he let go of Lin Xiu, smiled charmingly at Lin Xiu and said, "This time the method is good, just wake me up like this in the future."

Lin Xiu: "..."

Since then, Lin Xiu has embarked on the seductive road of no return. It is really gratifying that He Pu is overjoyed...your sister!

The second and third tasks of the butler's daily routine - picking up guests

Don't get it wrong, this pick-up is short for receiving visiting guests.

As a qualified butler, no matter when and where, the owner and guests should be happy both physically and mentally.However, when the guest and the host want to have sex for the sake of physical and mental pleasure, hehe, don't blame me for being vicious.

Lin Xiu is a qualified housekeeper, so he wrote down the preferences of every visiting guest.In his opinion, except for the protagonist Gong, all those who covet the protagonist are cannon fodder, so he doesn't mind letting these people die early.What he has to do is to take down the protagonist's shou as soon as possible before the protagonist's attack comes out, and turn the protagonist's shou into an attack.As for the position of the main character after Gong appears, I'm sorry, but that's not within the scope of my strategy.

One day, Cannon Fodder Attacker appeared on the stage, and was going to have a high with Chen Ye. Before the high, Cannon Fodder A went to take a shower, but there was no result, because Cannon Fodder A was hospitalized.After sending cannon fodder A away, Lin Xiu said to Chen Ye: "I'm sorry, young master, for disturbing your interest. Last night after you fell asleep, I poured 5 bottles of 60-degree liquor into the bathroom water tank to disinfect the water tank. I went to the bathroom as soon as I came, and I didn't have time to remind."

Chen Ye raised his eyebrows, "That's really unfortunate."

Oh, by the way, that cannon fodder A is allergic to alcohol.

Another day, Cannon Fodder Gongyi appeared on the stage, and then, and then there was no more.Because Cannon Fodder B's uncle came to the door, Cannon Fodder B's buttocks were not warmed up before he was taken away by his uncle.After Cannon Fodder B left, Lin Xiu walked into the hall with a tray in hand, handed a cup of tea to Chen Ye, and asked, "Is Young Master Liu gone? Do you still have to prepare Young Master Liu for lunch?"

Chen Ye rolled his eyes and ignored Lin Xiu.Pick up the Xinyang Maojian prepared by Lin Xiu and savor it carefully.In fact, he didn't drink tea before. Tea leaves are bland and tasteless. How can it compare to the aroma of coffee and the stimulation of spirits?Only old folks would approve of such useless tea.But, but, that person, he just likes the tea made by that person.Just like that person, the tea made by that person is warm, fragrant, and fascinating.

Lin Xiu looked at the arc of the man's mouth when he drank tea, and his restless heart, which was worried about being chased away by Chen Ye, miraculously calmed down.So what if you hate me, such a person should be smiling all the time, should have a heart that loves him wholeheartedly instead of such dirty carnal pleasures.

And over there, the bloody sadomasochistic life started by the cannon fodder B's uncle who was awakened by Lin Xiu and the cannon fodder B is not in the scope of Lin Xiu's concern.

The next day, Cannon Fodder Gong Bing appeared fully armed.He has learned from the experience and lessons of his predecessors. Before he came, he had a full meal, took a bath, comforted Xiaoqing, tidied up his hair, and put an end to all possible uncertainties (are you sure?).The unexpected appearance of Cannon Fodder C really made Lin Xiu a little excited--damn finally came a technical cannon fodder.However, what about cannon fodder with technical content?I am firmly in the top spot in the cannon fodder attack. Before the main player enters the stage, you little bastards will be the result of me hahahaha!

Um, off topic.

It is said that as soon as Cannon Fodder C came in, he walked into the guest bedroom with Chen Ye.After Chen Ye entered the guest room, he leaned against the window. He didn't mean to get well, but he still called a former pao friend. He just wanted to see what Lin Xiu could do.Will he break in and stop this affair?If he will, if he will... However, 2 minutes have passed, and there is still no movement outside the door.He couldn't help laughing at himself, what am I expecting?Chen Ye looked at the person who had already opened the bedside table and took out the biyuntao, and sneered, such a dirty body, such a dirty affair... But before he could take any action, the person who put on the cover was An 'ah' stopped his movement.

With a bang, the door of the room was knocked open by Lin Xiu. He suppressed a smile, and walked up to him as if concerned, and asked, "What's the matter with you, guest? Ah! Guest, are you allergic to strawberry-flavored condoms? Ah! Can’t you take it off? Don’t grab it too hard, what if you break it? How do you feel? Do you need to call a doctor?”

"Go and call the doctor, go!" Cannon fodder C burst into tears, how dare he say that his place is itchy and painful, please scratch it for me.

"Then guest, please hold back, don't grab me too hard, and call the doctor right away! Please hold back!" Chen Ye, who was still standing by the window, walked out of the guest room.Then, Cannon Fodder C didn't even dare to wear underwear, so he put on a bathrobe and got into the ambulance.After Cannon Fodder C got into the car, Lin Xiu quietly said to an accompanying male doctor: "Be sure to watch Young Master Tang, grab his hand and don't let him grab him randomly!" However, he seemed to be out of control. The volume is low, so you can’t blame me for whispering or something, even the doctors and nurses who haven’t got in the car can hear it. ╮(╯▽╰)╭So, on the day Cannon Fodder C was admitted to the hospital, the whole hospital knew such a rumor—a pervert scratched there with too much force.The hard-working cannon fodder C is like this, suffering from a phobia of strawberry-flavored condoms and at the same time gaining the nickname of 'perverted sex maniac'.

Lin Xiu couldn't help laughing at the moment when Cannon Fodder C was sent away by the car. Although such an exaggerated smile damaged his usual gentle (?) image, he really couldn't help it hahahaha !After laughing enough, Lin Xiu realized that Chen Ye had been standing by his side, looking at him for some time.Lin Xiu immediately held back his smile and stood up straight, looking serious, "What are your orders, young master?"

"What happened just now?" Chen Ye stepped forward, wrapped his arms around Lin Xiu's waist, and licked Lin Xiu's small ears with the tip of his tongue.Feeling Lin Xiu's stiffness, he smiled with satisfaction, exhaled at Lin Xiu, lowered his voice and said softly: "Don't try to fool it, otherwise..." He bit Lin Xiu's earlobe, gently Suck...bite, the meaning is self-evident - if you trick me, then I will bite off a piece of your flesh.Lin Xiu, who was threatened, was crying. He knew that Chen Ye couldn't let him continue to make trouble, so he quickly recruited.

"Well, I coated a layer of solid glue on all the anquan sleeves, and sprinkled a layer of strong itching powder. The solid glue is fine at room temperature, but once the temperature exceeds 35 degrees Celsius, it will become very painful. Sticky. In fact, if you look carefully, you can find it, but it's just that Tang Shao is too impatient-_-|||" Lin Xiu is ready to be reprimanded.But after waiting for a long time, there was no reprimand from Chen Ye. Not only that, but that person seemed very happy?

Lin Xiu felt the trembling of the person with his head resting on his shoulder getting stronger and stronger, and heard the person laughing in a muffled low voice to finally letting go of a loud laugh, slowly relaxing his stiff body, stretching out his hands to hug him. live that person.Although I don't know what happened to Chen Ye to choose such a career criticized by the upper class, but it must be a very bad memory, a memory that is so bad that he wants to forget it even if he numbs his body and senses.He suddenly felt distressed, and tightened his arms. Lin Xiu whispered to Chen Ye: "Don't go to nightclubs anymore, no matter what the reason is, don't hurt yourself like this. Someone will feel sorry for you."

Just when Lin Xiu thought that Chen Ye would not answer, he heard a low voice—"Hmm."

Lin Xiu almost thought that he was hallucinating, he hurriedly pushed Chen Ye away, and asked repeatedly: "Did you agree just now? Did you agree? I am not hallucinating, right?"

Seeing the man's eagerness, Chen Ye's heart softened suddenly, and he said with a smile, "Yes, I agree. I won't go to nightclubs anymore, and I won't hurt myself anymore." As long as you stay by my side.Chen Ye didn't say the last sentence, he thought, no matter what, he doesn't want to let go of this person, and he won't let go.He looked at Lin Xiu who was still immersed in joy, and smiled from the bottom of his heart. Except for himself, no one knew how firm determination was contained in his smile.

As long as you stay by my side obediently, I am willing to become what you expect, as long as you stay by my side, as long as you stay by my side...

Lin Xiu didn't realize the information contained in Chen Ye's smile. While he was amazed by Chen Ye's smile, he thought, half of this task has been completed, and he thought he had no chance to say it.Thinking of this, he also smiled.

However, Lin Xiu couldn't laugh immediately, because Chen Ye said: "I really don't know how such a funny person like you survived in such a rigid and conservative family of the Lin family. Could it be that this is the so-called extremes must be reversed?"

Lin Xiu: "...hehe... Maybe you are right."

The third and third of the housekeeper’s daily routine—playing with him

Before Chen Ye agreed not to be an MB, Lin Xiu would accompany Chen Ye to nightclubs every night, and at the same time force Chen Ye to go home to sleep while blocking perverts.Nonsense, if you don't take Chen Ye home early, you will be the one who suffers the next day.One must know that the later Chen Ye sleeps, the harder it will be to wake him up the next day. Even if he wakes up, the breakfast kiss will be more vicious than usual!Although his current identity is Gong, he is a nerdy Gong!Compared with Chen Ye, whose force value is beyond the charts, no matter what time it is, he is completely defeated, right? !Every time I think of this, Lin Xiu will feel sad for the "Lin Xiu" in the original plot. The difference between the force value and the attack is too much, I can't afford to feel sad!I sincerely feel sorry for the gongs in the text where those weak gongs and strong ones are regarded as cp!

After agreeing to change careers, Chen Ye seemed to be different from usual.From the perspective of dressing style alone, he abandoned the previous gorgeous, sexy and close-fitting dressing style, and put on the most common shirt and denim for men of his age.Lin Xiu still remembers the day when he promised to change careers, when he accompanied Chen Ye to buy clothes, the way Chen Ye came out of the fitting room, Lin Xiu, who was poor at words, only had one sentence in his mind - he deserves to be the protagonist, he is born clothes rack.

Since then, Chen Ye has indeed stopped going to nightclubs, and the number one on the MB list has changed, but this does not mean that Chen Ye will not go to nightclubs.After all, the living habits that have lasted for six years are not so easily changed.So during the buffer stage, Chen Ye turned his attention to the bar, and Lin Xiu naturally became a companion.

However, after a few days, he found that in the bar, it seemed that he was, uh, more popular?He watched Chen Ye's face getting darker and darker, and silently swallowed his questions.

Now, Chen Ye and Lin Xiuru came to a bar at night.Oh, 'one' is the name of this bar.

Unlike the nightclub where Chen Ye is located, a bar is a place for mass consumption, and it is relatively more chaotic. The only thing that remains the same is the nature of the bar—it is a gay bar.

This is the first time for Chen Ye and Lin Xiu to come to this kind of mass consumer bar. The previous few times they both went to bars with higher charges but a relatively elegant environment and a relatively relaxed atmosphere.In those bars, Chen Ye and Lin Xiu didn't receive too much attention. After all, the people in the places they could go to were all rich men with high vision, and they couldn't act like putting a hot face on someone's cold ass.But in a bar, the situation is not like this at all.

In this world, there are many sparrows who want to fly on the branches and become phoenixes.Therefore, as soon as Chen Ye and Lin Xiu entered the bar, they were watched by many people. After all, ordinary people cannot raise the temperament of these two.Moreover, compared to Chen Ye, Lin Xiu is obviously more popular. Chen Ye's expressionless face alone is enough to shock some timid people, so Lin Xiu's gentle face is easier to approach.What's more, just the cheat that Lin Xiu wears - the aura of single-handed attack, is enough to attract the attention of a group of people.What's more, there are some attackers who have taken a fancy to Lin Xiu's temperament and appearance and want to try to strike up a conversation. After all, it's nothing to crush an attacker, and conquering an attacker is the skill.

Therefore, in the short few steps from the door to the bar, Lin Xiu helped up n recipients who fell in his arms, and rejected n recipients who invited him to drink.Also during the same journey, Chen Ye's complexion completed the change from smiling to expressionless to gloomy.When they finally sat on the bar, Lin Xiu had the opportunity to turn around and observe Chen Ye's expression.So, Lin Xiu, who was still pointing at hooking up with a receptor to experience the life of 'Gong', silently ordered a glass of water.He suddenly felt that Chen Ye was getting more and more aggressive, right?

Looking at Lin Xiu's quiet and beautiful side face, Chen Ye was very angry, very angry.He knew that Lin Xiu was good-looking, and that Lin Xiu could easily attract others' favor, but he didn't expect so many people to covet his Lin Xiu!Every time he saw Lin Xiu showing a gentle and beautiful smile to those who coveted him, he couldn't help but want to beat those people up.But Lin Xiu didn't respond, and still greeted those people with a smile on his face.He really wanted to yell at Lin Xiu - you are mine, do you know that? !

Feeling the lower and lower air pressure on Chen Ye's body, Lin Xiu decisively put down the water glass to pay the bill, and pulled Chen Ye straight out of a bar.When he got out of the bar, Lin Xiu was about to turn around and ask Chen Ye what happened. He was surprised to find that this guy was smiling, and he was obviously very happy?

Sure enough, the protagonist's thoughts are beyond my comprehension by cannon fodder!

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