not to marry?why are you teasing me

Then, next, everyone was silent, and then, Li Xiaoming was surprised to find that all the girls took out their mobile phones and started recording. Well, Li Xiaoming resolutely joined the recording team, black history and so on, more and more good.

After yelling "If you die, you have to love, if you don't die, you won't be happy ~~" About 10 minutes later, Colonel Yang seemed to be a little hoarse, so he reluctantly put down the microphone and walked down.

"How is it? Does it sound good?" When he came down, Senior Colonel Yang still didn't forget to give the girls a charming smile, and asked this very shamelessly.

"It sounds good, it sounds good! Our school grass sings the best song in the world!" The girls applauded hurriedly. That's right, they held the microphone with a serious look, and their faces were 360 ​​degrees without any dead angle. Even this style of painting is cute. okay?

"Hey, fat man, what about you? Why don't you applaud?" Yang Haochen immediately saw Li Xiaoming, who was a little bulky, and it was obvious that he was the only one who didn't applaud.

The corner of Li Xiaoming's mouth twitched, and then he clapped his hands with great reluctance: "That's right, it's the first time I've heard such a divine comedy in my life, okay? Are you satisfied?"

"Then just wait, you didn't sing, come up and sing one for me..." Yang Haochen blinked for a long time, as if he was thinking about something, then looked at Li Xiaoming, and suddenly said something.

All the girls hurriedly cast their eyes on Li Xiaoming, that's right, he is also a boy who came with Colonel Yang at any rate, and it is not an exaggeration to sing the first one, and more importantly, he killed the magic sentence that was constantly circulating in their minds Love to wash it off, okay?

It's hard to be outraged, besides singing a song is not a big deal, Li Xiaoming didn't refuse, picked up the microphone and walked up.

However, just as he was about to cut off the Divine Comedy, Colonel Yang suddenly pointed at Li Xiaoming and said willfully again: "If I want to listen to it, I will love it to the death!"

All the girls are petrified.

Li Xiaoming: "..." How obsessed is this guy with this song, or is he pretending to be drunk to trick me?

However, in the next second, a certain school girl's eyes were red, and she kept muttering in her mouth: "I want to listen, I want to listen, I want to listen..."

It's really shameful to be cute, the girls felt their hearts were going to melt, they all stared up, Li Xiaoming could only grit his teeth and nod.

Then, 5 minutes later.The arena was also silent, and immediately, there was warm applause.

All the girls thought - why not put the voice of this fat man on Yang Haochen!That's just too good to hear, isn't it?It's a miracle to be able to sing the Divine Comedy like this, isn't it?

However, in fact, the only one who didn't appreciate Li Xiaoming's perfect singing was Yang Haochen who kept mumbling about the song he wanted to hear. This guy lay down on the table when Li Xiaoming sang the first line.

"One more song! One more song!" The girls were not satisfied.

Li Xiaoming pointed to the sleeping person: "Are you sure you want me to wake him up?" Although it was just an excuse, Li Xiaoming definitely had no intention of singing that song again.

"Forget it, it's eleven o'clock, let's go back." A girl looked at her watch, a little worried. After all, these days, some parents are still strict with their children, especially girls.

"It's a pity that we haven't played Truth or Dare yet!" A girl looked at Yang Haochen's sleeping face and sighed, but she secretly took a picture of the sleeping Yang Haochen who was rarely seen as well-behaved with her mobile phone.

In the end, in order not to disturb Senior Colonel Yang's rest, Li Xiaoming took Yang Haochen's back as a matter of course. Of course, will there be any special feeling at this moment?Naturally not, the only thing that Wang Zai felt was - this stuff is really heavy!

"Hey, how do you unlock your phone?" Li Xiaoming naturally couldn't take Yang Haochen back to his home, so he took out Yang Haochen's phone and prepared to call his driver to pick it up, but found that Yang Haochen's phone was locked with a code.He could only pat Yang Haochen to wake him up.

For Wang Zai who slapped their school grass on the shoulder so rudely, the girls will feel distressed just looking at it, okay?

Yang Haochen opened his eyes in confusion, then looked at his phone, finally understood what Li Xiaoming meant, took the phone and tapped it a few times.

Li Xiaoming's face darkened in an instant, and he almost wanted to throw Yang Haochen off his body. That's right, the screensaver password of our senior Colonel Yang's cell phone turned out to be - dead fat man

"Call! Call someone to pick you up." Li Xiaoming's tone became cold.

In fact, he already knew Yang Haochen's narrow-mindedness. He never called him by his name since the first day he was called fat. You can just call Yang Xuan every day, but it's too much to use this as a screensaver password, okay?He could imagine how many times Yang Haochen would call himself a fat man at least every day.

"No!" Yang Haochen patted Li Xiaoming's ass with his mobile phone, with an innocent smile on his face, "I want to ride in a Lamborghini."

Fortunately, Yang Haochen's tone was a bit vague at the moment, otherwise Li Xiaoming would have almost covered Yang Haochen's mouth.

Li Xiaoming leaned closer to Yang Haochen's ear: "Don't push yourself too hard, or I'll throw you to that pole dancing woman!"

Yang Haochen continued to be confused, and then seemed to become very innocent, his tone was almost coquettish: "Then I will love you to the death..."

Li Xiaoming: "..." Is this a fake or a fake?

In the end, he snatched Yang Haochen's mobile phone and called Yang Haochen's dedicated driver, but it was hard to believe that he was still really waiting for his instructions.However, when Li Xiaoming typed the three words "dead fat man", his hands trembled a little and he almost threw away the expensive iPhone 6.

The girls also went back one by one, and when the last girl left reluctantly, Li Xiaoming had already sung to Yang Haochen five times that I'm going to love you if I die, and then, he turned his face and refused to recognize anyone and sent a certain school grass to him. Throw it on the ground, joke, after holding it for so long, the weight of that guy is completely on your body, almost crushing him to death, okay?

Then, tragically, Li Xiaoming found out that Yang Haochen landed directly on the ground where he threw it, and didn't wake up at all. He must have thrown it too lightly!Now can you throw it again!

After hesitating for a while, thinking that Yang Haochen's driver should be here, Li Xiaoming was still ready to help Yang Haochen up. After all, it was still cold at night, and if the senior colonel caught cold, he might be besieged by those girls.

Then, Yang Haochen seemed to feel the heat from Li Xiaoming's body, rubbed against Li Xiaoming's soft stomach, and then slipped into Li Xiaoming's arms.

Of course, this is not the point, the point is that Yang Haochen was still muttering in a sticky nasal voice: "Mom, sing it again..."

Li Xiaoming suddenly petrified—is this the lullaby this guy dared to love when he was a child?