Raising cats daily [Honghuang]
Chapter 3 No matter how cute a cat's butt is, you can't poke it
After a while, the Taoist who was supposed to be in samadhi opened his closed eyes, ruthless and desireless, dark and deep, as if he wanted to inhale everything.
After a while, the Taoist looked down at the palm-leaf fan beside him. There was a ball of hair sitting on it. Even the tail was half a palm-leaf fan. Hongjun poked the fluffy little butt in front of him expressionlessly, his eyes flashed There was a smile.
Unknown wooden hairpin loosely rolled up the temples, leaving long waist-length hair falling on the cattail fan, and a few strands of hair fell on the tip of the cub's nose, and the big amber eyes couldn't stop turning around.
"Snapped!"
Li Qi stretched out his claws to pat off the evil hand that was stretched towards his ass. His amber eyes were full of anger, and he was not in the mood to eat the crystal clear dragon snake meat. He pursed his fluffy ears back and said, "Meow... …Meow!"
Stupid father, I know you have unreasonable thoughts about beautiful mothers, but you can't poke the young master's ass either! ! !
Even if it looks nice to touch!
Do you still want a wife? Do you want to be with your five-finger girl for the rest of your life? ?
Daozu Hongjun, who was scolded by his family for the first time, couldn't laugh or cry. He slipped the black and white kitten who was kicking his head in front of him, nodded his hairy head, "Don't be naughty!"
He looked calm and calm, as if he wasn't the one who tried to poke the cat's ass just now.
cheeky! ! !
The black and white kitten felt the soft flesh on the back of its head being pinched, and immediately exploded. With a wave of its hand, it smeared the leftover dragon and snake meat in its claws on the opponent's face.
It's so meow, if the young master doesn't show off his power, he really thinks I'm a plush toy!
How many times have I said it, you are not allowed to pinch the piece of meat at the back of my head, don't pinch it, believe it or not, it will make you look like a snake! !
The dragon has reverse scales, and the snake has seven inches.
Everything in the world has its fatal point, which is the gate of life. The so-called gate of life for a cat is that small piece of flesh on the back of the head that is much softer than usual. Just a light lift can make it defenseless.
Li Qi didn't care at first, he still ate and drank, and put on such an arrogant look all day long, until one day, he was lifted into the air by his stupid father pinching the soft flesh on the back of his head, and his limbs couldn't resist at all! !I can't wait to be so happy that there is no meowing! ! !
Thinking back on everything, Miaozi wished it hadn't happened, and this incident has become an unspeakable secret, not to mention the soft flesh in the back of his head, whoever mentions it will be scratched.
In short, after venting his anger, Li Siqi recalled that something was wrong, and looked down at his empty paw in disbelief, the whole cat froze as if struck by lightning.
Σ(?д?;) He... he, he threw the meat away! ! !
Li Qi felt his head explode with a buzzing sound, the whole cat was dumbfounded, and couldn't care less about getting angry, it jumped back to the ground with desperate struggles, and kept circling around the snake that was pushed away by Hongjun's unknown aura and fell to the ground , meowing distressedly, wishing he could just pick it up and stuff it into his mouth.
"Meow meow meow."
——My flesh! !Did I just be obsessed with ghosts, and the meat I got could be easily pasted, knowing that my stupid father brought a tortoise shell, and I lost everything when I got excited, it seems silly! !
You must know that Hongjun is always practicing because it is not easy for him to eat. In addition, he has to restrain himself, so there are even fewer in his hands. Usually, he eats one bite and relishes two bites. Such a large piece of meat is enough. He thought about it for a long time! !
"This is something outside of the body. Don't let your mind become weak because of the desire for words and tongues."
Although the appearance of the little black furball circling around the snake meat is very cute, but a cultivator is a cultivator of the heart, and it is inappropriate for the cub to speak and act like this, Hong Jun couldn't help but knocked.
it's all your fault...
The little hairball withdrew its hungry eyes from looking at the meat, and turned its vicious eyes to the culprit.
He looked even more angry than Hongjun who was almost slapped in the face.
"Shua Shua!" Li Qi didn't intend to be beaten at all, he grabbed his stupid father's skirt and climbed up with a smirk on his face, slapping his claws on the other's neatly combed hair.
Let me have no meat to eat, and mess up your hair! !
The kitten's strength is light and its claws are soft, no matter how talented it is, it still has no effect against Hongjun's air bag that has been cultivated for hundreds of millions of years.Just like the spring breeze blowing on the face, leaving no trace.
"Button".
Outside, the door was knocked a few times, hearing the sound, the little fur ball not only didn't hold back in the slightest, but became more unbridled, with its limbs spread out like a blanket covering the Taoist's head.He was chewing on the scattered hair, his big round eyes rolled around, and he hummed dissatisfiedly.
With a creak, the door was opened from the outside.
A girl wearing a cloud skirt and combing her horns came in with a coffee table, without making any sound in her footsteps, and quietly placed the food on the plate in front of the father and son.
"Master, the things are here." As if she didn't see the movement of the black and white kitten crawling above her head, the girl lowered her eyes and was so docile that she didn't have a trace of popularity.
Hongjun regained his expressionless face, handsome and noble, but his overall demeanor was destroyed by the hairball on his head, and he ordered calmly: "Get back!"
"Yes." After carefully placing the plate of food on the coffee table, she replied respectfully and left lightly.
When the girl's back disappeared, Hongjun reached out and gently lifted the kitten that had made a mess on his head. With a helpless tone, he nodded the girl's fluffy head and said, "...nonsense."
The words that seemed to blame were not only not angry, but also showed a little tolerance that was not easy to detect.
I don't know if it was because of the creation of the jade dish that the child was not only unlike himself, but also acted like a demon.
The black and white kitten does not have the meaning of the other person. It is the biggest grandfather. Your second child's lack of expression, shake the tail, hold your chin, meow a few times at your stupid father.
Yo, stupid father, you finally know that the young master is indispensable, so you use food to please me?
Don't be so troublesome, you and me are so familiar, so why are you polite!
The black and white kitten stared at the food on the coffee table more and more intensely. It couldn't help but jumped out of the opponent's hand, hugged its tail, and curled up into a ball, looking eager to see through.
But since you have asked so sincerely, then I will try it with reluctance.
The crystal-clear dragon snake meat was cut into slices and spread on the bottom of the plate, with traces of ice crystals spreading along the meat. In contrast, the piece of red exotic animal meat exuding a scorching smell was thoughtfully cut into small pieces along the edge of the plate. , the two are incompatible with each other.
In mid-air, the dragon snake transformed by the breath above the dragon snake meat and the red beast transformed by the flame meat looked at each other from a distance, their auras constantly colliding.
Sniffing his nose, Li Qi dared to swear by his character that he smelled a sulfur smell, and it was very strong.
Damn it!Something in a volcano!
Li Qi felt that he had been cheated, so he wriggled his tail unhappily, swallowed his saliva with difficulty, and wondered angrily why he couldn't stop the salivation from his mouth even though he obviously didn't want to eat it.
No matter, since it's served, you can definitely eat it yourself.
The black and white kitten pursed its ears, with a dignified expression, raised its paw and pushed the hand of its stupid father next to it, signaling that it was hungry.
"...No. A moment ago, you only ate three pieces of dragon and snake meat. After a while, your stomach should hurt." Frowning, Hongjun said a rare long sentence, picked up the disgruntled kitten on the ground, With a slight push, his thin and strong fingers gently rubbed the white fluffy cat's belly.
So comfortable!
Wei Liang's fingers touched Li Qi's plush belly with moderate force, and the discomfort of being a little full was slowly eliminated by skilled kneading. A sense of happiness that I had never experienced before occupied my heart.
"Hmm..." The little hairball purred comfortably, and when it felt the fingers on its stomach, it hugged it and put it in its mouth, its two small front paws tightly grasped the fingers, and it licked carefully with its tongue like a small brush.
Even so, the kitten's expression is very proud, as if saying "I am very satisfied with your service, why don't you hurry up and thank you!"
"...Is it comfortable?" After a long silence, Hongjun finally couldn't help asking.
nonsense!The black kitten couldn't bear it anymore, and gave the other party a slap, and the ears were finally clean.
Hongjun's hand was patted by the kitten, a smile flashed in his eyes, his face was still expressionless, but he gently poked the pampered kitten's fluffy buttocks.
The kitten was stunned by the poke, as if it hadn't reacted, and then it opened its teeth and claws and started meowing at Hongjun.
Didn't I tell you not to poke my butt?You are so stupid, what do you think the beauty mother likes about you? ?Seriously, being so clingy to my master, I'm so annoying! !
"In that case, why doesn't Luo Hou like it?" Hongjun stretched out his hand to hold the kitten's fluffy tail, and said in a calm tone.
Li Qi was silent for a while, feeling that the whole cat was not well.
Brother, even if you like someone, you have to distinguish the way you like it, who can stand your 'caress'.
When he thought of the earth-shattering battle he saw when he was born, Li Qi couldn't help the black lines, and even forgot to get angry when his tail was held down.
"Meow meow meow."
The black hairball barely stood up, its claws just touched Hongjun's waist, and patted it with a serious expression on his face.In the future, I will never dislike you again. After all, it is not easy to survive with such a low EQ.
"..." Daozu Hongjun who was once again disliked by his family.
Are cubs so difficult to deal with now? ?
Rubbing his forehead, Hongjun took out a red spherical object from his sleeve and threw it out.For a shit-shoveling officer with rich experience in raising cats, a little bit of arrogance is really not a problem at all. After all, the father has raised them, so why are you afraid of the cubs? ?
"Meow!" Sure enough, with the appearance of the red ball, the originally loveless Meow Tuanzi gave in without the slightest spine, and the cheerful meowing sound was endless. When I looked closely, the black and white kitten was rolling around with the red hydrangea in its short limbs. As it drove past, the big fluffy tail was also attached to the ball. For a while, it looked a bit like a red ball wrapped in a black blanket.
"..." Hongjun was speechless, this child is too cooperative!He didn't even know what expression to put on.
The hall was silent for a moment, Li Qi also raised his head from the wonderful touch of the ball, and saw Hongjun's smiling eyes, suddenly stiffened, and the tail that was close to the ball fell directly.
The two little paws in front that kept thumping the ball slowly retracted.
"Snapped!"
The fluffy paws slapped his face, and Li Qi had an unlovable expression on his face, because everything was exposed, and others would cheat their fathers and mothers when they came here, but he didn't cheat anyone, only himself.
You said why are you so dishonest! !What's so interesting about red balls are people who have lived a lifetime.
"Easy, you are still young, you can't use your strength!" Seeing the annoyed expression of the kitten, Hong Jun smiled in his heart, after all, he was a cub and couldn't hide his thoughts.
"...Meow??" Li Qi looked suspiciously at the expressionless Hongjun beside him.Stupid father, are you really not using any crooked ways? ?How do you feel that you have painted catnip or something?
After a while, the Taoist looked down at the palm-leaf fan beside him. There was a ball of hair sitting on it. Even the tail was half a palm-leaf fan. Hongjun poked the fluffy little butt in front of him expressionlessly, his eyes flashed There was a smile.
Unknown wooden hairpin loosely rolled up the temples, leaving long waist-length hair falling on the cattail fan, and a few strands of hair fell on the tip of the cub's nose, and the big amber eyes couldn't stop turning around.
"Snapped!"
Li Qi stretched out his claws to pat off the evil hand that was stretched towards his ass. His amber eyes were full of anger, and he was not in the mood to eat the crystal clear dragon snake meat. He pursed his fluffy ears back and said, "Meow... …Meow!"
Stupid father, I know you have unreasonable thoughts about beautiful mothers, but you can't poke the young master's ass either! ! !
Even if it looks nice to touch!
Do you still want a wife? Do you want to be with your five-finger girl for the rest of your life? ?
Daozu Hongjun, who was scolded by his family for the first time, couldn't laugh or cry. He slipped the black and white kitten who was kicking his head in front of him, nodded his hairy head, "Don't be naughty!"
He looked calm and calm, as if he wasn't the one who tried to poke the cat's ass just now.
cheeky! ! !
The black and white kitten felt the soft flesh on the back of its head being pinched, and immediately exploded. With a wave of its hand, it smeared the leftover dragon and snake meat in its claws on the opponent's face.
It's so meow, if the young master doesn't show off his power, he really thinks I'm a plush toy!
How many times have I said it, you are not allowed to pinch the piece of meat at the back of my head, don't pinch it, believe it or not, it will make you look like a snake! !
The dragon has reverse scales, and the snake has seven inches.
Everything in the world has its fatal point, which is the gate of life. The so-called gate of life for a cat is that small piece of flesh on the back of the head that is much softer than usual. Just a light lift can make it defenseless.
Li Qi didn't care at first, he still ate and drank, and put on such an arrogant look all day long, until one day, he was lifted into the air by his stupid father pinching the soft flesh on the back of his head, and his limbs couldn't resist at all! !I can't wait to be so happy that there is no meowing! ! !
Thinking back on everything, Miaozi wished it hadn't happened, and this incident has become an unspeakable secret, not to mention the soft flesh in the back of his head, whoever mentions it will be scratched.
In short, after venting his anger, Li Siqi recalled that something was wrong, and looked down at his empty paw in disbelief, the whole cat froze as if struck by lightning.
Σ(?д?;) He... he, he threw the meat away! ! !
Li Qi felt his head explode with a buzzing sound, the whole cat was dumbfounded, and couldn't care less about getting angry, it jumped back to the ground with desperate struggles, and kept circling around the snake that was pushed away by Hongjun's unknown aura and fell to the ground , meowing distressedly, wishing he could just pick it up and stuff it into his mouth.
"Meow meow meow."
——My flesh! !Did I just be obsessed with ghosts, and the meat I got could be easily pasted, knowing that my stupid father brought a tortoise shell, and I lost everything when I got excited, it seems silly! !
You must know that Hongjun is always practicing because it is not easy for him to eat. In addition, he has to restrain himself, so there are even fewer in his hands. Usually, he eats one bite and relishes two bites. Such a large piece of meat is enough. He thought about it for a long time! !
"This is something outside of the body. Don't let your mind become weak because of the desire for words and tongues."
Although the appearance of the little black furball circling around the snake meat is very cute, but a cultivator is a cultivator of the heart, and it is inappropriate for the cub to speak and act like this, Hong Jun couldn't help but knocked.
it's all your fault...
The little hairball withdrew its hungry eyes from looking at the meat, and turned its vicious eyes to the culprit.
He looked even more angry than Hongjun who was almost slapped in the face.
"Shua Shua!" Li Qi didn't intend to be beaten at all, he grabbed his stupid father's skirt and climbed up with a smirk on his face, slapping his claws on the other's neatly combed hair.
Let me have no meat to eat, and mess up your hair! !
The kitten's strength is light and its claws are soft, no matter how talented it is, it still has no effect against Hongjun's air bag that has been cultivated for hundreds of millions of years.Just like the spring breeze blowing on the face, leaving no trace.
"Button".
Outside, the door was knocked a few times, hearing the sound, the little fur ball not only didn't hold back in the slightest, but became more unbridled, with its limbs spread out like a blanket covering the Taoist's head.He was chewing on the scattered hair, his big round eyes rolled around, and he hummed dissatisfiedly.
With a creak, the door was opened from the outside.
A girl wearing a cloud skirt and combing her horns came in with a coffee table, without making any sound in her footsteps, and quietly placed the food on the plate in front of the father and son.
"Master, the things are here." As if she didn't see the movement of the black and white kitten crawling above her head, the girl lowered her eyes and was so docile that she didn't have a trace of popularity.
Hongjun regained his expressionless face, handsome and noble, but his overall demeanor was destroyed by the hairball on his head, and he ordered calmly: "Get back!"
"Yes." After carefully placing the plate of food on the coffee table, she replied respectfully and left lightly.
When the girl's back disappeared, Hongjun reached out and gently lifted the kitten that had made a mess on his head. With a helpless tone, he nodded the girl's fluffy head and said, "...nonsense."
The words that seemed to blame were not only not angry, but also showed a little tolerance that was not easy to detect.
I don't know if it was because of the creation of the jade dish that the child was not only unlike himself, but also acted like a demon.
The black and white kitten does not have the meaning of the other person. It is the biggest grandfather. Your second child's lack of expression, shake the tail, hold your chin, meow a few times at your stupid father.
Yo, stupid father, you finally know that the young master is indispensable, so you use food to please me?
Don't be so troublesome, you and me are so familiar, so why are you polite!
The black and white kitten stared at the food on the coffee table more and more intensely. It couldn't help but jumped out of the opponent's hand, hugged its tail, and curled up into a ball, looking eager to see through.
But since you have asked so sincerely, then I will try it with reluctance.
The crystal-clear dragon snake meat was cut into slices and spread on the bottom of the plate, with traces of ice crystals spreading along the meat. In contrast, the piece of red exotic animal meat exuding a scorching smell was thoughtfully cut into small pieces along the edge of the plate. , the two are incompatible with each other.
In mid-air, the dragon snake transformed by the breath above the dragon snake meat and the red beast transformed by the flame meat looked at each other from a distance, their auras constantly colliding.
Sniffing his nose, Li Qi dared to swear by his character that he smelled a sulfur smell, and it was very strong.
Damn it!Something in a volcano!
Li Qi felt that he had been cheated, so he wriggled his tail unhappily, swallowed his saliva with difficulty, and wondered angrily why he couldn't stop the salivation from his mouth even though he obviously didn't want to eat it.
No matter, since it's served, you can definitely eat it yourself.
The black and white kitten pursed its ears, with a dignified expression, raised its paw and pushed the hand of its stupid father next to it, signaling that it was hungry.
"...No. A moment ago, you only ate three pieces of dragon and snake meat. After a while, your stomach should hurt." Frowning, Hongjun said a rare long sentence, picked up the disgruntled kitten on the ground, With a slight push, his thin and strong fingers gently rubbed the white fluffy cat's belly.
So comfortable!
Wei Liang's fingers touched Li Qi's plush belly with moderate force, and the discomfort of being a little full was slowly eliminated by skilled kneading. A sense of happiness that I had never experienced before occupied my heart.
"Hmm..." The little hairball purred comfortably, and when it felt the fingers on its stomach, it hugged it and put it in its mouth, its two small front paws tightly grasped the fingers, and it licked carefully with its tongue like a small brush.
Even so, the kitten's expression is very proud, as if saying "I am very satisfied with your service, why don't you hurry up and thank you!"
"...Is it comfortable?" After a long silence, Hongjun finally couldn't help asking.
nonsense!The black kitten couldn't bear it anymore, and gave the other party a slap, and the ears were finally clean.
Hongjun's hand was patted by the kitten, a smile flashed in his eyes, his face was still expressionless, but he gently poked the pampered kitten's fluffy buttocks.
The kitten was stunned by the poke, as if it hadn't reacted, and then it opened its teeth and claws and started meowing at Hongjun.
Didn't I tell you not to poke my butt?You are so stupid, what do you think the beauty mother likes about you? ?Seriously, being so clingy to my master, I'm so annoying! !
"In that case, why doesn't Luo Hou like it?" Hongjun stretched out his hand to hold the kitten's fluffy tail, and said in a calm tone.
Li Qi was silent for a while, feeling that the whole cat was not well.
Brother, even if you like someone, you have to distinguish the way you like it, who can stand your 'caress'.
When he thought of the earth-shattering battle he saw when he was born, Li Qi couldn't help the black lines, and even forgot to get angry when his tail was held down.
"Meow meow meow."
The black hairball barely stood up, its claws just touched Hongjun's waist, and patted it with a serious expression on his face.In the future, I will never dislike you again. After all, it is not easy to survive with such a low EQ.
"..." Daozu Hongjun who was once again disliked by his family.
Are cubs so difficult to deal with now? ?
Rubbing his forehead, Hongjun took out a red spherical object from his sleeve and threw it out.For a shit-shoveling officer with rich experience in raising cats, a little bit of arrogance is really not a problem at all. After all, the father has raised them, so why are you afraid of the cubs? ?
"Meow!" Sure enough, with the appearance of the red ball, the originally loveless Meow Tuanzi gave in without the slightest spine, and the cheerful meowing sound was endless. When I looked closely, the black and white kitten was rolling around with the red hydrangea in its short limbs. As it drove past, the big fluffy tail was also attached to the ball. For a while, it looked a bit like a red ball wrapped in a black blanket.
"..." Hongjun was speechless, this child is too cooperative!He didn't even know what expression to put on.
The hall was silent for a moment, Li Qi also raised his head from the wonderful touch of the ball, and saw Hongjun's smiling eyes, suddenly stiffened, and the tail that was close to the ball fell directly.
The two little paws in front that kept thumping the ball slowly retracted.
"Snapped!"
The fluffy paws slapped his face, and Li Qi had an unlovable expression on his face, because everything was exposed, and others would cheat their fathers and mothers when they came here, but he didn't cheat anyone, only himself.
You said why are you so dishonest! !What's so interesting about red balls are people who have lived a lifetime.
"Easy, you are still young, you can't use your strength!" Seeing the annoyed expression of the kitten, Hong Jun smiled in his heart, after all, he was a cub and couldn't hide his thoughts.
"...Meow??" Li Qi looked suspiciously at the expressionless Hongjun beside him.Stupid father, are you really not using any crooked ways? ?How do you feel that you have painted catnip or something?
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