With Gun, Seocho

The feeling of not speculating and speaking tasteless.

He Gun was thinking about some weird and perverse thoughts that only a fierce god would have, an arm was stretched across his chest, and a leg was stretched across his stomach.Youzhi was sleeping soundly, and suddenly she didn't know what night it was, or where she was here, but she knew that something was wrapped around her and she was uncomfortable.

How could he let it hang around Gun, he never got close to others, and it has been more than ten thousand years, and he has never let anyone get so close.Rather impatiently, he threw that arm and that leg aside, to be alert to the restless sleeping appearance of the person next to the pillow.Xiaozhi fell asleep, but after a while, she felt uneasy again. She was clearly asleep, but she still had a latent unwillingness to give up. She made it out, turned sideways again, and moved her arms and legs to the side. Shelf" to the shelf.

Throw it with Gun again, and it fights back. After a few rounds, it loses with Gun.Let it hang around, and think in your heart that it is better not to worry about it, it is "dying", and it has not had a good life for a few days, and it has not slept a few nights, if you love it, go for it .

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Chapter 3

Until the next morning, Xiaozhi was hanging on Yu Gun, and Yu Gun kept his eyes open until dawn.It's just that it was half past morning, and the Ganoderma lucidum didn't wake up, but fell asleep soundly on the person next to it with its arms and legs crossed.But it slept well, but it couldn't wait for Gun.He turned sideways, shaking for a while.The Ganoderma lucidum gradually woke up, looked at the people and the situation in front of him in a daze, and suddenly became sober.

With a flustered face, he sat up with a cloth quilt, and said in his mouth: "It's over, it's over, it's going to be boiled, it's going to be boiled." While thinking, the person who was lying beside him also sat up straight, Without looking at it, he snorted: "Now that I know, I'm still sleeping like a sow."

After hearing this, Xiaozhi thought to herself: What sow?I couldn't react in time, so I just yelled: "That's right, that's right, I told you I'm a female, you can't eat it, you'll die if you eat it, let me go back to the mountains." Yu Gun didn't look at it, and asked: "What is your name? What name?" It thought to itself: You are going to eat me, and you still ask me what my name is?Also, I don't have a name.Right now, Xiaozhi only cares about whether this person will let him go, and doesn't want to talk about anything else with him at all.It only cares about the cloth quilt, and spares no effort to give a few words.Seeing that it didn't respond, Yu Gun turned his head and saw that it frowned and just sat on its own. He didn't have much patience, so he asked again: "Name?" It replied: "No."

Seeing that it was so perfunctory, Yu Gun didn't know whether it was telling the truth or not, so he didn't want to ask more questions.That's right, it's just a medicinal herb for the stew, as long as you know it's a Ganoderma lucidum, who cares what it's called.He stood up, threw the cloth quilt it was covering towards the end of the couch, and then lifted Xiaozhi who was sitting on the couch off the couch, held both of its wrists with one hand, and walked directly to the door of the wing .This is to take it to test the real body.

I think it will be resisted by it, and it is dragging its feet right now, its buttocks that look like little flesh are leaning back desperately.Knowing that his two hands were caught in his own, Yu Gun couldn't pull them away, so he could only rely on his buttocks, hoping to hold him back from going out.It must not be a good thing for it to think that it should have sensed this.

But Yu Gun can't let it depend on it, he still has serious business to do - to test its real body, if it is a male plant, he will stew it.He grabbed it with both hands and pulled it forward, then picked it up by the waist, and walked out like holding a log.Downstairs, when he met the shopkeeper, he dared to ask him for the money for staying in the shop. He gave the shopkeeper a glance, not wanting to cause trouble, so he took out some broken silver for the shopkeeper.The shopkeeper's neck was stiff, ready to fight against the evil forces, and to show the power of an example in front of a bunch of accountants, waiters, and odd jobs.In the end, the villain settled the bill without hesitation. He let out a sigh of relief, and hastened to make up for the smiling face that is unique to his business. He greeted the guest officer a few words and saw him off.

Yu Gun just paid Yinliang, without saying a word, he went out of the gate with someone under his arm.The taels of silver that he gave were not fakes conjured up by him, but real gold and silver, but he just moved them from the cabinet in this account room to his pocket out of thin air, and then he stretched his hand into it like a ghost. Just take it out and hand it to the shopkeeper.As soon as he left the door, he thought of something again, turned around, pointed at the shopkeeper, and asked him to come out.The shopkeeper hurriedly came to him and followed him, thinking: as long as you don't ask for the money back, everything is easy to talk about.

He asked: "Do you know where there are sesame pickers around here? You need to be experienced." The shopkeeper thought for a while, but he thought of it, and then said: "Yes, go straight from here, go out of the west gate, there are In Tiaoliu Village, there is a householder in the village named Liu Fu who seems to be picking sesame all the year round. But I don’t know if he is at home or not. Some of these sesame picking people from different villages and cities will gather together to go to other counties and other cities. Look for Zhizhi on the mountain."

Just as Yu Gun wanted to say thank you briefly, he went to look for that Liu Fu, but the "log" held by his arm, which was not moving at all, twisted and yelled at the people in the room on the other side of the threshold. : "Help me quickly, this bad guy is going to kill me!" Unexpectedly, everyone in the hall turned a deaf ear to it, and no one dared to care about this matter.That's right, the figure outside the gate is comparable to a Rakshasa, how many lives do you have to dare to provoke him?

Fighting against the trapped beast that Gun ignored this Ganoderma lucidum, and walked down the street with it in his arms.In the crowd, this Xiaozhi still had a fighting spirit, shouting loudly all the way: "Help me quickly, this bad guy is going to kill me, come and save me!" One dares to come forward.

You Gun guessed that it had listened to the conversation he had with the shopkeeper earlier, and guessed what he was going to do when he escorted it out of the city, so he called out.He was not afraid that someone would come to save it, but he thought it was noisy and disturbing, so he held it up straight, lowered his head and whispered in its ear: "If you keep making noise, I will tell everyone that you are just a ganoderma lucidum turned into a tree." Seriously, when the time comes, I’m afraid that the people on this street will rush to cut you into slices so that you can go home and cook soup, make tea, soak wine. What do you think? Frightened by his words, Xiaozhi silenced his voice and didn't say a word.Then, the villain in its mouth still had bad words, saying: "With me here, at least you can keep a whole body." After that, I didn't say any more, and turned it sideways again, sandwiching it like this.

When I got outside the city, I looked for Liu Fu, the head of the household in Liu Village.The fence gate of this house is open, and there is a person and a dog in the yard.The dog was the caretaker of the house, and when it saw someone coming, it barked violently twice, and when it barked again, it stopped for a moment, and then fell to the ground after a couple of muffled whines, its tail sweeping lazily from time to time. Swipe twice.In the courtyard was a middle-aged woman who was doing work. She heard her dog bark twice, and looked up to see someone coming. She didn't know what the person was going to do, and she didn't know if he was here to buy sesame seeds from her man. She got up and asked : "Are you here to buy Chi?"

Yu Gun asked her: "Is your man here?" The woman replied: "No, when he left, he said that he would return tomorrow, and I don't know if it will be delayed for a day or two before returning. But he usually confesses I will come back on that day." When the woman answered, she had just seen the face of the visitor clearly, and her heart was still tense, not to say that this person was ugly, but his appearance was quite good, just that There seemed to be an unresolved hostility surrounding him.

If this woman knew that the person standing outside the fence was actually a god, a fierce god, or a form formed by the chaotic energy between heaven and earth in ancient times, she would definitely cover the door and leave, and it would not be wrong to stick to the back of the door. It will be held, not to mention having a question and answer with this person here.When she lowered her head, she saw a fifteen or six-year-old boy tucked between his elbows. He was well-behaved and charming, with a fairy air, and his appearance was much prettier than that of a girl of twenty-eight years old in the city. No, just a sad face all the time.She didn't understand what the two men's posture meant.

Although she didn't understand, she didn't dare to care about it.I was panicking secretly, when I heard the man in front of me say again: "Okay, when he returns tomorrow, let him go to the Bailiting Inn in the west of the city to find me as soon as possible without delay." Then, he took out ten copper coins and gave them to the family. The woman thought it was the deposit money for sending her man to his temporary place tomorrow. Of course, the copper was also "taken" from the Bailiting Inn where he stayed last night.He looked at the woman from top to bottom with cold eyes, and said: "If you break your promise, you will be responsible for the consequences." The woman's shoulders trembled when she heard this, and she forgot to speak with those copper coins in her hand .It wasn't until the man turned around to leave that she realized that she chased to the fence gate and asked behind the man, "We won't break our promise, but what if he doesn't come back as promised tomorrow, what will I do?" What should I do?" Seeing the man turn around, he said, "If he doesn't come back, let's talk about it."

Yu Gun thought that he might as well wait for this person for a day, so that he would not have to ask people everywhere. If it is found out that it is a female, it is better to put it back to its mountain at that time.If you use it to look around for Zhizhi pickers, and you can stand the many shifts and transformations of the universe, it may not be able to bear it. It is very likely that it will wilt by then. If it is really a male plant, then it will not It's a pity that the medicine is effective?Therefore, Gun and I thought about putting it off for a day, and seeing if Liu Fu can come back tomorrow, if he can come back, the test will be over; It's not too late.

He and Gun returned to Qianyi, a small city, with the Xiaozhi plant between them.When he reappeared in the original Bailiting Inn, the innkeeper secretly wiped off his sweat, went up to him, and asked him: "