Miss Zhongyuan has something to say

"Take a shower and wipe your belly~"

After hearing the word "bath", Nakahara also subconsciously kicked Osamu Dazai.

Then her feet were held by Osamu Dazai and squeezed a few times.

Neither light nor heavy, the strength was moderate, and Zhong Yuanzhong also trembled all over, almost unable to stand up.

It is completely different from the time of humans, in the body of a cat, it seems to be more sensitive.

Osamu Dazai narrowed his eyes comfortably.

Kitten's feet, not feet, are small, soft and elastic.

"I finished cleaning the house, and I'm very tired. You should reward me anyway."

Osamu Dazai said, and then curled Nakahara Chuya's orange tail around his fingers.

The fur of the little milk cat is soft and thin, which makes people fondle admiringly.

A strange feeling came from the tail, numb and provocative.

Nakahara Nakahara directly frowned, stretched out his claws and pressed on Dazai Osamu's face.

She knew that Osamu Dazai was a pervert who wouldn't let cats go!

"Chuya must think I'm a pervert right now, right?" Osamu Dazai silently endured Chuya Nakahara's blow, and then held the little paw that hit his face in his hand.

There are orange hairs on the back of the kitten's paws, and when turned over, there are pink meat balls. The meat balls are pink and tender, and they look easy to touch.

Osamu Dazai touched them one by one. First, he poked lightly with his sword, and then the pink meat balls trembled and contracted unstoppably. At this time, Osamu Dazai went back and gently pressed and kneaded them until the meat balls were slightly flushed. Only when it is red, will it touch other meatballs.

The cat's meat balls are soft and warm, making people feel soft when touched.

And Zhongyuan Chuya, who was enduring all this, only felt his blood surge up, and then struggled hard.

However, Nakahara Chuya is just a weak, helpless and pitiful kitten now.Osamu Dazai easily grabbed Nakahara Chuya's other little paw.

Now, both paws have fallen.

Nakahara Chuya tried hard to free his claws from Osamu Dazai's hand: "Meow!!!"

Dazai you pervert!

"I'm not a pervert." Osamu Dazai understood Chuya Nakahara's meaning.

He grabbed Nakahara Chuya's other little paw, and then stroked his face, from left to right, from top to bottom.The cat's paw was forced to touch Osamu Dazai's face.

"How could I not even let the cats go? I'm not a pervert." Osamu Dazai widened his eyes slightly, as if Nakahara was also slandering him, but his actions were undoubtedly perverted.

"It's just a normal cat-sucking behavior." Osamu Dazai turned over, pressed Chuya Nakahara on his stomach, and stroked Chuya Nakahara's body from top to bottom.

Indeed, if one ignores that the cat is also changed in the Central Plains, this is really a normal cat-sucking behavior, and it can even be said to be a relatively gentle cat-sucking behavior.

Chuya Nakahara didn't believe Dazai's nonsense, and kept struggling, finally, she caught a gap in Dazai, broke free from Dazai's control, kicked Dazai, and ran away.

Zhong Yuanzhong also ran around the room for a while, then found a place under the sofa and hid.

Originally thought Osamu Dazai would be lazy and not clean under the sofa, Nakahara was already ready to become a little black cat.

Unexpectedly, the bottom of the sofa was clean and dry, and not a single hair of her cat was dirty.

Osamu Dazai is quite serious.

Zhong Yuanzhong also thought so, and lay down under the sofa with peace of mind.

She planned to sleep under the sofa tonight, so that Dazai would not do anything strange to her again.

After all, Osamu Dazai is a pervert who can attack cats.

Dazai Osamu did not give up the idea of ​​letting Nakahara Chuya take a bath. After all, when Nakahara Chuya just became a cat today, he couldn't walk steadily, and often fell to the ground, getting a lot of dust.He also caught an ant on his body in Zhongyuan before.

"Taking a bath, washing for nothing." Osamu Dazai held a cat teasing stick that he found out from nowhere, and seduced Nakahara Chuya flickeringly.

At the top of the cat teaser stick were a few white feathers, which were dangled and gently shaken by Osamu Dazai.

And Zhong Yuanzhong also huddled under the sofa, covering his eyes with his small paws.

She, Nakahara Chuya, will die here today!Jump off this building!I will never touch that cat teaser!

"Ah~ this feather is light and soft, very suitable for holding and playing with." Osamu Dazai lay on the ground, stretched out the cat teasing stick to the sofa floor and shook it gently, the white feather dangled in the small space go.

Nakahara was also indifferent to Osamu Dazai's temptation.

Although I became a kitten, my body inherited some of the kitten's habits, so I couldn't help but play with the cat teaser.but!As long as she doesn't look!She won't be seduced!

According to the way she was manipulated by Osamu Dazai just now, she will be humiliated!

"Nakaya really can bear it..." Dazai Osamu shook the cat teaser for a while, his hands were sore, but Nakahara Nakaya still lay down firmly under the sofa, covering his eyes with his two little paws, his attitude was extremely firm.

He can guarantee that he really just wants Nakahara Chuya to take a bath, and he absolutely has no impure thoughts.

No matter what he did, he was definitely not a pervert who would attack cats.

"Chuya, I'm definitely not a pervert who preys on cats." Osamu Dazai's voice was extremely sincere, and then he tried to push the cat teaser stick to Chuya Nakahara's little paw, "Ah! There are mice!"

mouse--? !

Hearing the mouse, the natural reaction of being in the cat's body, Nakahara Nakahara immediately grabbed the small paw of the eye and took it off, and then she saw Osamu Dazai's smiling face and the white cat teasing stick dangling hard .

***

Chuya Nakahara was hugged by Osamu Dazai. Although there was no expression on the cat's face, it could be seen that Chuya Nakahara was not in a good mood right now.

On the other hand, Osamu Dazai was overjoyed and extremely happy, and even hummed a song with a strange tune and even more weird lyrics.

"You can't take a bath alone~"

"But, but~"

"Two people are fine~"

Listening to Dazai Osamu's strange singing, Nakahara Nakaya was quickly taken into the bathroom.

The bathroom that has not been lived in for three years should be extremely dirty, but when he just entered, Nakahara Chuya's eyes flickered.

Otherwise, the bathroom was cleaned so clean it looked like it had just been bought and fitted, and it seemed to be glistening.

"I've been doing my best to clean it for a long time." Osamu Dazai said, then took a small basin, filled it with water of a suitable temperature, and then put Nakahara Nakaya in the basin of water.

The gentle current of water enveloped his whole body, Nakahara Chuya relaxed at that moment, but immediately put his whole body on alert, ready to kick Dazai Osamu at any time, and then escaped.

She'd better run back and trouble Xiaojinghua or Miss Hongye.

No one can stand staying with this pervert like Osamu Dazai.

"Chuya, you're too nervous." Osamu Dazai squeezed out the shower gel, then made bubbles of the shower gel and rubbed it on Chuya Nakahara.

Shower gel used directly on the body is too irritating to the cat's hair. If it is made into bubbles first, it will be milder.

Nakahara Chuya: "Meow!"

Because it's you pervert.

"It's too fierce, Chuya." After Dazai Osamu wiped the bubbles, he went to the sink to wash his hands.

He simply piled the bubbles on Nakahara Chuya's hair without rubbing them.

The white light in the bathroom shone on his iris-colored curly hair, leaving a soft halo, as if Osamu Dazai had become gentler.

"I always disregarded your thoughts and forced you." The running water washed away all the foam from Osamu Dazai's hands, and Osamu Dazai put his hands under the running water to wash them.The water flow was too fast, some fine foams were created on Dazai Osamu's hands, and then washed away by the subsequent water flow.

"I won't force you now." Osamu Dazai took his hand away from the sink, and water ran from his wrist to his arm, and then dripped onto the bathroom floor.

"If I help you take a shower, I won't be able to restrain myself, so—"

Osamu Dazai walked out of the bathroom quickly, his indistinct voice came in through the bathroom door.

"Chuya, wash yourself."

The bathroom was very quiet, the faucet where Osamu Dazai washed his hands just now was dripping, Nakahara also looked out of the bathroom door with his eyes open.

Osamu Dazai was gone, and the sound of his footsteps also went far away.

It wasn't until the bubbles of the shower gel flowed into his eyes that Nakahara Nakaya came back to his senses and concentrated on taking a bath.

Osamu Dazai...

***

After taking a bath, Zhong Yuanzhong also rolled in the towel a few times before coming out, but there was still water on the cat's paws, leaving several plum blossom marks after walking a few steps.

The clean floor was instantly stained by water stains.

Zhongyuan Zhong also felt a little sorry, but immediately suppressed the guilt in his heart.

The house is hers, and if she didn't allow it, Osamu Dazai would still be hanging in the Ganghei Dungeon right now!And Dazai Osamu touched her so pervertedly before.

Clean up both!They've settled it!

Zhong Yuanzhong also walked around the living room irritably, one after another small plum blossoms appeared on the floor.

She wanted to get a hairdryer, but it was dangerous to use it alone with her current body.She could only walk around the house, trying to dry the cat's fur automatically with the wind from the walk.

Hearing the noise in the living room, Osamu Dazai came out.

Then I saw a large area of ​​small plum blossom marks on the floor, and dirt appeared on the bare floor.

Osamu Dazai looked at those little plum blossom marks and said nothing.Just stand where you are.Then he squatted silently and wiped the floor with a towel.

Looks pitifully weak and innocent.

Nakahara, who was turning around, also stopped, and she raised her eyes to look at Osamu Dazai.

There were many small plum blossom marks on the floor, and Osamu Dazai silently wiped the floor with a towel.

... suddenly feel guilty.

The cat's paw that Zhongyuan Zhong also raised stopped in mid-air, and then pressed down on the floor that he had stepped on before.

Two plum blossom seals overlap.

Zhong Yuanzhong is also an extremely upright person, the only conscience of Hong Kong blacks, even Dazai Osamu, she will return the sympathy of ordinary people.Seeing Osamu Dazai feel sad because of what she did, he still feels guilty.

This is definitely not because Zhongyuan Zhongye has softened his heart, but a normal reaction of an upright person.

Osamu Dazai seems to have been cleaning this room for a long time...

Zhong Yuanzhong also lowered his head to look at her little orange paws.

Can a cat wipe the floor with its paws and a towel...

Nakahara was also thinking about how to wipe the floor with the cat's paws, and she was picked up by Osamu Dazai.

Be gentle.

"Blow your hair, or you'll catch a cold, Chuya."

Speaking of brushing hair, a long time ago, when Osamu Dazai was not the leader, Nakahara was not yet a cadre.

Osamu Dazai once blew Nakahara Chuya's hair once.

At that time, they had just confirmed their relationship as lovers. It can be said that they were in the period of "mixing oil with honey". Osamu Dazai had a whim and wanted to blow hair for Chuya Nakahara.

Nakahara complied, and her hair was twisted into the hair dryer.

No matter what, definitely don't blow hair to Osamu Dazai.

Zhong Yuanzhong also recalled the bad experience before, and wanted to continue to dry his hair with the wind brought by walking, but he didn't want to dirty the floor, so he could only jump on the window sill to blow the cold wind.

On a spring night, there was a bit of air-conditioning in the wind, and the cold spring wind blowing on the face successfully made Zhongyuan Zhong also sneezed.

If this continues, he will definitely catch a cold... Zhong Yuanzhong also covered his nose with his small paws, feeling hopeless.

It's too annoying to be a cat.Difficulty taking a shower, difficulty drying hair.

"I'll catch a cold." The body was suddenly wrapped, and Nakahara Chuya's body cuddled uncontrollably, but when he realized that Osamu Dazai was behind her, he instantly straightened his body and jumped off the window sill.

By the way, I took the towel away.

"You still don't believe me? Chuya?" Osamu Dazai stood by the bed wearing cotton slippers, he opened the window with his hands, and then the cold wind from outside the window came in, brushing up his hair that was obediently attached to his cheek.

His face was expressionless.

"Since you don't believe me, then you can go. Find Atsushi Nakajima, Izumi Jinghua, and sister Hongye are also good. Stay with me, and you are always on guard."

After Osamu Dazai finished speaking, he stood next to Chuya Nakahara and looked at Chuya Nakahara.

Nakahara also stretched out a small paw and pointed at Osamu Dazai.

"Meow?"

So what are you still doing here?

Osamu Dazai had no expression on his face: "Nakaya is just a poor and weak kitten now, of course I will guard you by your side and let you reach Atsushi Nakajima safely."

Nakahara Chuya's orange tail shook, forming a small question mark in the air, and then he wrapped himself in a towel to find the phone.

A strange feeling suddenly surged in my heart, like being gently pinched, extremely sour.

Of course it is impossible to believe you.

Well, she doesn't want to stay with Osamu Dazai, she will call Atsushi Nakajima to pick her up now.

Nakahara Nakaya jumped onto the place where the phone was placed, stretched out his cat's paw and dialed Nakajima Atsushi's phone number with difficulty.

The number has been dialed.

"Beep beep——" the landline rang in the quiet room. It rang for about half a minute, but no one answered.

Nakahara Chuya: "...?"

Atsushi Nakajima, why don't you answer her phone?

The Central Plains did not believe in evil, and continued to make calls.

But Atsushi Nakajima still didn't answer.

"It's already one o'clock in the evening, and Atsushi Nakajima probably doesn't have a landline in your house." Osamu Dazai stood aside with folded arms, and kindly reminded Chuya Nakahara, "An unknown number may be regarded as a There are very few people who will answer harassing calls like sales promotion."

Osamu Dazai walked up to Nakahara Nakaya, and said softly, "It's so late, Nakajima Atsushi should be asleep already."

Hearing this, Nakahara Zhongye's ears trembled, then he put down the phone and jumped to the floor.

Too bad, I can't go.But she said just now that she was going to leave, and now she suddenly wants to stay and feels so embarrassing... Especially when facing Osamu Dazai.

will be mocked harshly.

it's time.

Osamu Dazai scooped up Nakahara Chuya.The movements are gentle, without any other superfluous movements, like an upright gentleman.

"It's so late, everyone is asleep, you might as well squeeze me. And this room is yours, why do you want to leave?"

"Let me blow your hair and make your bed. You sleep on the bed and I sleep on the sofa."

"You are just a cat now. I'm not a pervert, so I won't attack cats."

"You come to squeeze me, Chuya."

A soft voice hovered in my ears, carrying wet heat.Especially the last sentence seemed provocative, as if she would be looked down upon if she didn't squeeze Osamu Dazai.

Zhong Yuanzhong also subconsciously nodded his head.

That's right, she is just a kitten now, what else can Osamu Dazai do?

Even a human being can't be perverted enough to attack a kitten!

"Meow." Zhong Yuanzhong also nodded, agreeing.

She raised her little paw and pointed to the hair dryer in the closet.

It means——squeeze Osamu Dazai!

"Come on, let's blow hair." Osamu Dazai raised a smile on his face, carried Nakahara Nakaya to get the hair dryer, then put the towel on the sofa, and put Nakahara Nakaya on the towel.

Zhongyuanzhong also turned into a milk cat. Its body was already the size of a palm, but now its hair is wet and sticking to its body, and it is even smaller. It looks extremely weak, pitiful and helpless.

Osamu Dazai turned on the hair dryer, and the whirring sound rang out in the room.Osamu Dazai turned the hair dryer to the lowest setting to blow Chuya Nakahara's hair.

The kitten's hair is soft and thin, and when blown by the hair dryer, the hair is blown away, revealing its pink body.

"Meow!" A scorching heat suddenly hit his body, and Zhong Yuanzhong jumped away subconsciously.

It was so hot, so hot, it felt like I was in flames.

"Is the wattage of the hair dryer too high..." Osamu Dazai looked at the hair dryer.

Hairdryer, thank you.

"Meow." Zhong Yuan also nodded.

As a human being, her hair is thick and thick, and she bought a hair dryer with a large wattage. The wattage is large, and it is very hot when blowing. Now her body is just a kitten, and she might get burned if she blows it for a long time.

"It's really troublesome, I can only wipe it slowly with a towel." Dazai Osamu showed a helpless but ecstatic smile, and then wrapped Nakahara Chuya with a towel.

"My arms will be sore from rubbing, but as long as I think it's for Chuya, I feel that everything is fine."

Zhongya Zhongyuan: "...!"

What are you talking about, Osamu Dazai!

Nakahara covered his ears with his paws, and refused to see Osamu Dazai.

Is Osamu Dazai just a walking humanoid love talker now!

"Is it okay, Chuya." Osamu Dazai lightly tapped Chuya's small ear with his finger.

The little ears trembled slightly.

Zhong Yuanzhong also nodded silently.

It's already one o'clock at night, so go to bed early.

Hearing that it was okay, Osamu Dazai immediately brought three towels over - ready to rub the cat.

The body was gently lifted, and then a dry towel was spread on the back, and a pair of hands stroked the back through the towel.from top to bottom.Be gentle.

The moisture on the hair is absorbed by the dry towel, and the towel gradually becomes wet.

Zhong Yuanzhong also felt that this was too strange.

But what was so strange about it, she couldn't tell.I just feel that my body has become very strange, and all my senses are captured by Osamu Dazai.controlled by him.

The little paw was lifted, then wrapped in a dry towel, then held in the hand and pressed gently.

The meat ball in the palm of his hand was pressed by Osamu Dazai through the towel, and a numbness spread from the meat ball to the bottom of his heart, and then permeated the whole body from the heart.

Nakahara couldn't help it anymore, the feeling on her body was too strange, almost like flirting, she swung her claws and patted Osamu Dazai's face.

"Meow!"

Don't touch your hands!

"What are you doing, Chuya." Osamu Dazai had an aggrieved expression on his face, "I was just brushing your hair..."

Osamu Dazai's voice and expression were aggrieved, and Nakahara felt that he was the one who was wrong.

This is indeed the case, Osamu Dazai did it to Nakahara, but he simply brushed her hair.However, because of Nakahara Chuya's human thoughts, she felt that Osamu Dazai's actions frequently crossed the line.

"Could it be that Chuya's mind is actually thinking of something strange?" Osamu Dazai smiled, and then rubbed from Nakahara Chuya's neck all the way to the tail of the body, then pinched the small tail and rubbed it gently.

Nakahara Chuya: "...Meow!! Meow meow!"

Who is thinking of strange things in his head, the actions you do are strange enough!

Zhongyuan Zhong also lowered his paw angrily, lay down on the towel, and prepared to stick to the area of ​​his stomach.

The back was wiped by Osamu Dazai, but the abdomen should be spared.

Zhongyuan Zhong also has the consciousness of being a human being firmly occupying his brain. If you compare this body with a human body, the abdomen has...

It took three towels to dry Nakahara Chuya's back.

Dazai Osamu's movements were very gentle, and Nakahara Chuya accidentally fell asleep, his body undulating slightly.

"Okay, okay, now it's time to wipe the other side." Osamu Dazai turned Nakahara over.

Zhong Yuanzhong, who was still asleep, didn't know what happened to her, but his body felt a little cold suddenly, and his little paws shrank a few times.

Covering Nakahara Chuya's belly with a towel, Osamu Dazai began to wipe.

The little cat's belly was soft and fragrant, and the light cherry blossom-flavored body wash still lingered on Nakahara Chuya's body.

Chuya Nakahara's belly was lightly pressed and rubbed through the towel, other than that, Osamu Dazai did nothing.

"Meow..." It seems that because Osamu Dazai's movements are very comfortable, Nakahara, who is in his sleep, can't help but let out a comfortable sigh, then turned over and lay on Dazai Osamu's wrist.

Nakahara Chuya's abdomen was already dry and warm.

Osamu Dazai only felt heat starting on his wrist, and then burning all over his body.

Osamu Dazai moved his fingertips lightly, then buried his face in Nakahara Chuya's abdomen and sucked lightly.

Soft and warm, with a hint of cherry blossom fragrance.

At that moment, Osamu Dazai turned his face away, then carried Nakahara Nakaya into the bedroom, covered him with a quilt, and made a floor bunk beside the bed.

One person and one cat passed the night in peace.

***

The next morning, after breakfast, Osamu Dazai took Chuya Nakahara to work in Hong Kong.

Nakahara Chuya is always a cat now, so it is impossible to correct the documents, so it is Dazai Osamu who corrects the documents.

Chuya's plan is to squeeze Osamu Dazai.

Osamu Dazai hugged Chuya Nakahara, and stood at the door to take the key card.

Osamu Dazai's card is the simplest Didi card, and it was put together with Nakahara Chuya's card. Dazai Osamu was not convenient to hold Nakahara in his arms, so he took one by hand.

"Didi! Sir, you are here!"

Wrong card!

At the same time as the voice sounded, everyone in the hall turned to look at the door.

I thought I would see the beautiful leader, but I didn't expect to see a strange man with a cat in his arms.

The whole place was silent.

The author has something to say:

1. Small theater.

Dazai: I am not some pervert who preys on cats.