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"The Completely Wrong Way to Chase a Wife"

"Chuya, I miss you so much~!"

Suddenly being called by name, Nakahara Nakaya looked over subconsciously, and saw a face exactly like Dazai Osamu running towards her.

Nakahara Chuya: "What!"

Subconsciously, Chuya Nakahara kicked Osamu Dazai away.

Osamu Dazai hit the wall, clutched his stomach, then looked up at Chuya Nakahara, with a pitiful look on his face, and a coquettish tone.

"Chuya, it hurts. Are you revenge for what happened to me last night?"

This is so right, it seems that Nakahara Chuya really happened to him last night.

The people around looked at Zhongya Zhongya in a strange way, and since Zhongye was still there, they tried their best to hold back the expression on their faces.

Chuya Zhongyuan: "...tsk."

Zhong Yuanzhong also frowned.

Suppress the strange feeling in my heart.

The person in front of me is very strange.

This is Osamu Dazai, tall and thin.The iris-colored curly hair is softly attached to the side of the face.

This is the voice of Dazai Osamu, lazy and provocative, but it is impossible for Dazai Osamu to speak in such a cheerful and frivolous tone.

Even the act of acting like a baby is carved out of the same mold.

However, Osamu Dazai should have died in the Holy Grail War, why did he suddenly appear in Yokohama?

Nakahara Nakaya stood beside Osamu Dazai, looking at Osamu Dazai with scrutiny.

Osamu Dazai looked at Chuya Nakahara with a smile, licked his lips, and lifted the breakfast in his hand.Although he was kicked away by Zhongya Zhongyuan, he has always protected Breakfast.

"Chuya, I brought you breakfast from home. I didn't spill a drop."

Osamu Dazai sat cross-legged on the ground, the bandages on his face were loose.His face was pale and handsome, with a gentle expression on his face.Looks pretty harmless.

"...Hey, stand up and follow me." Nakahara Nakaya glanced at Osamu Dazai who was half lying on the ground.

Undoubtedly, this is Osamu Dazai.She has lived with Osamu Dazai for many years, and no one can pretend to be Osamu Dazai in front of her.

After Osamu Dazai died five years ago, someone pretended to be Osamu Dazai and approached her, but she saw through her at a glance and beat her half to death.

Although I don't know why Dazai is here, and his attitude towards her is still very strange, but it's better not to let Dazai stay here, otherwise something strange will definitely happen.

"Hmm~" Osamu Dazai happily got up from the ground, and followed Nakahara Nakaya.

Osamu Dazai reached out to grab Chuya Nakahara's waist, but Chuya Nakahara opened it with a "snap" and was even stared at.

Afterwards, the two entered the leader's special elevator side by side.

After Nakahara Chuya left, the serious people before were full of gossip, and heated discussions erupted.

"...Have been single for five years, sir, have you finally found a lover! Oh, no, my beautiful and sassy sir! When I first graduated, I came to Hong Kong to apply for a job, because I have witnessed the beauty of the chief .”

"That little boy looks good, but the smell of tea is a bit strong."

"Tsk, you must not let this little boy snatch Mrs. Leader away. Looking at Mr. Leader's attitude towards her, you can tell that Mr. Leader is tired of this little boy, and now he has cooked a meal and came here to show his hospitality."

"Looking at his slender waist and pale face, he must not have enough stamina..."

People from Hong Kong and Heilongjiang had a heated discussion, you come and go, you can't agree on what to do, the group has made a clear decision, and must not let this tea-smelling little boy succeed!Protect the best leader in the world!

The people in the lobby were still howling, and Nakahara had brought Osamu Dazai to the chief's office.

The leader's office with the curtains not drawn is not like a leader's office at all, but like a children's play center.

The wall is full of childlike graffiti, the sofa cover is embroidered with small animals, and there are a lot of toys on the side.There is also a little yellow duck on the desk of the leader of Zhongye in the Central Plains.

As soon as Osamu Dazai came in, his face was full of emotion, and he looked around.

"Chuya, I didn't expect your style to be like this after you became the leader. This fits well with your slug-like brain."

The long-lost slug, and the long-lost invitation to bicker.

This was the habit of Dazai Osamu.He bickered with Zhongya Zhongya, and was beaten up by Zhongya Zhongyuan.As for why Dazai Osamu's second month was no longer like this, Nakahara also guessed that Dazai Osamu got the book and knew the plot development of countless parallel time and space.Then start mourning.He ended up being a bad adult.

"Hmph." Zhongyuan Zhong also sneered, then leaned on the desk with her arms folded, she took out a cigarette and lit it, and took a light puff.

Pale smoke filled the air.

The office is very quiet, with golden sunlight coming in from the curtains and hitting the white wool carpet.

Osamu Dazai looked east and west, and made a sound of emotion from time to time.

"How did the slimy slug become the leader? With your IQ, is Hong Kong gang really not bankrupt?"

Osamu Dazai sat on the leader's seat, and pulled Nakahara Chuya's red hair hanging on the table, "Chuya, go buy me a soda."

There was a slight pain in the scalp, and Zhong Yuanzhong did not move at all, continuing to smoke.

Osamu Dazai always likes to instigate her to buy various things, such as soft drinks, tissues, and various tools for sex/love.

Osamu Dazai, knowing that as the leader, he can no longer get her forgiveness, will definitely change his identity to approach her.Change looks and voices, change names.Maybe it was a staff member who applied for a job in Hong Kong, maybe it was her neighbor.

But Osamu Dazai chose the most stupid way, approaching her with his original identity, and pretended to be.

The period when the relationship between the two of them was indeed the best, and it was indeed the best choice for Osamu Dazai to pretend to lie to her.They have many sweet memories from this period.

But also the dumbest choice.She is not a girl anymore.

... She wants to see what Osamu Dazai is going to do.

Zhong Yuanzhong also took a puff of cigarette lightly, exhaling white smoke.

Not getting a response from Chuya Nakahara, Osamu Dazai, a boy with a strong tea smell, rubbed his head on Chuya Nakahara's shoulder.

"Chuya, is your body okay? Is it still hurting? Because it's the first time, I was a little excited last night. I can't stop."

Chuya Nakahara pushed Dazai Osamu's head away, smiled, and said: "...What is the first time? Dazai Osamu, stop pretending."

After hearing Nakahara Chuya's words, Osamu Dazai continued to act, his kite-colored eyes slightly widened.His face was full of doubts.

"I was full just the day before yesterday. We slept for the first time last night."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "?"

still acting?

Osamu Dazai continued to make up: "...I have traveled through time, and you were still crying in my arms last night. I saw someone calling you the leader this morning. I still have the breakfast I made for you. Have a little?"

Osamu Dazai handed the insulation box to Chuya Nakahara.

Zhong Yuanzhong didn't answer either. She looked at the insulation box and smiled, with a mocking expression on her face.

This insulation box is exactly the same as the one Osamu Dazai made for her the first time.

but--

"Osamu Dazai, at least change your appearance and voice. Stop pretending. How do you look like a young boy?"

"Hey... what's the matter with you." The gentle look on Dazai Osamu's face disappeared. He got up from the leader's position, walked in front of Nakahara Chuya, and held Nakahara Chuya's wrist. "I slept last night. Don't want me?"

"Does the dog dare to throw away the owner before the owner throws away the dog?"

Nakahara Chuya had no expression on his face, she was watching Osamu Dazai acting.

Poor acting.

Osamu Dazai approached Chuya Nakahara, and then the gloomy expression on his face disappeared. He took advantage of his height to wrap Chuya Nakahara in his arms.Then he rested his head on Nakahara Chuya's shoulder and acted softly.

"I made a mistake last night, Chuya, can you forgive me?"

"I will do whatever you ask me to do. Don't say such things."

Osamu Dazai looked into Nakahara Chuya's eyes, and there was a bit of grievance in the kite-colored eyes. He turned around and put Nakahara Chuya's hand on his waist, thus forming the posture of Nakahara Chuya hugging him.

Nakahara is also much shorter than Osamu Dazai, and this posture is very strange.But as long as I think that the person being hugged is Osamu Dazai, I feel much more pleasing to the eye.Because Osamu Dazai would probably never take the initiative to hug someone.

Forced to assume the pose of embracing Osamu Dazai, Nakahara was also a little dazed.

Her hands rested on Dazai Osamu's waist, and there was heat coming from the thin shirt.

This is indeed the behavior of Osamu Dazai.

Osamu Dazai, whom she met at the age of 15, was mournful, dark, and occasionally insane.But ever since the two had a little ambiguity, even when they were "in love", Osamu Dazai's whole person changed.

He became fond of acting like a baby, leaning his head on her shoulder, and curling up in his arms.Doesn't look like a boyfriend at all.

Osamu Dazai's appearance as a boyfriend is probably only on the bed.At other times, it's like a soft meal.

"Chuya~" Osamu Dazai held Chuya Nakahara's hand in his palm, "After five years, you don't want me anymore?"

The coquettish tone, with a little grievance.Saying it in Osamu Dazai's voice, it's deadly.

Nakahara also bent his knees and touched Osamu Dazai's waist.

"Stop pretending, Osamu Dazai. Are you pretending to please me again?"

"I didn't pretend, I only have it this year." Dazai Osamu's tone was steady, he put his face on Nakahara Chuya's hand, and rubbed it gently like a kitten, "Maybe I didn't time travel, but I lost my memory."

Nakahara looked at Osamu Dazai and suddenly laughed.

Osamu Dazai is so funny.

"...Ah, let's do it, it feels like there was no sex at all last night." Dazai Osamu closed his eyes half-closed, and his long eyelashes brushed Nakahara Chuya's fingertips. He kissed Nakahara Chuya's fingertips, "Office The table looks very convenient."

Zhong Yuanzhong was also slightly stunned.

This is exactly what Osamu Dazai looked like the next day, always wanting to pull her to do it again, either push her against the corner to kiss, or push her on the sofa to move her hands and feet.

Or looking at her with eager eyes, with a gentle expression on his face, but his actions are very rough, as if he can't restrain himself.Always cling to her.

After her birthday, she was clinged to by Osamu Dazai for several months.

Nakahara smiled, then grabbed Osamu Dazai by the neck and lifted him up.

"Osamu Dazai, I don't have time to play with you."

Osamu Dazai's pale face gradually turned red, and his iris-colored eyes were moist with deep love.

He just looked at Nakahara Chuya like that, neither struggling nor speaking.

Nakahara Chuya gradually strengthened his hand, and his nails were stuck in Dazai Osamu's neck.

There were bright red blood beads coming out.

But Osamu Dazai still didn't speak, didn't even move, just looked at Chuya Nakahara.

With sudden anger in his heart, Nakahara Chuya threw Osamu Dazai to the ground.

"Hmm, cough, cough." Osamu Dazai coughed while holding his neck, the cough was earth-shattering, as if he wanted to cough up his lungs.

Coughed for a long time, still coughing.

Nakahara squatted down dissatisfied, and raised Dazai Osamu's face with one finger, intending to check his neck. "Tsk, you cough so—"

Before he could finish speaking, Nakahara Chuya's mouth was blocked.

By another warm lip.

Because Chuya Nakahara was talking just now, his mouth opened slightly, and Osamu Dazai easily stuck it in.

Then he entangled Nakahara Chuya's tongue and said vaguely.

"Chuya's brain is really only the size of a slug, and he was deceived by me again."

This is indeed the case, Nakahara is often deceived by Osamu Dazai who pretends to be weak.

Being beaten by Chuya Nakahara, Osamu Dazai lay on the ground, waited for Chuya Nakahara to come over, and then kissed Chuya Nakahara when Chuya Nakahara looked down.

Dazai Osamu has used this kind of strategy many times, and Nakahara Chuya has been tricked every time.

Five years later, the same.

This is probably really Dazai Osamu.

The Central Plains also want to.

Acting like a baby, being clingy.Words of making/love are spoken out of the blue.Likes to lie to her, likes to mock her badly.He likes to touch her anytime, anywhere, regardless of location.

If it was Osamu Dazai who survived the Holy Grail War, he wouldn't dare to treat himself like this now.

Dazai Osamu's legs moved slightly, and Nakahara Chu fell down on the soft carpet.

If it was normal, Osamu Dazai would not overwhelm Nakahara Chuya so easily, but this time Nakahara Chuya was in a daze, and she habitually thought, this is the first time that Dazai Osamu was deceived by Dazai's pretending to be weak.

Wrists pressed to head, lips licked/fucked, nibbled.

Chuya Nakahara was heartbroken, and stretched out his legs to kick Osamu Dazai.

But one second before Nakahara Chuya went to kick Dazai Osamu, Dazai Osamu let go of her without any regrets.

She heard Osamu Dazai say.

"Ah, someone is here."

"leader……"

As soon as Atsushi Nakajima opened the door, the words he wanted to say were blocked in his throat.

He saw that Zhong Yuanzhong was also pressed on the soft carpet, his wrist was imprisoned above his head, and then he was kissed, making a slight groan.The long crimson hair was scattered on the ground in twists and turns.

Then the man lying on top of her raised his eyes, wiped the saliva on his lips, and raised his eyebrows at him.

"someone is coming."

It was like he wasn't supposed to be here, he was bothering them.

Atsushi Nakajima was even more shocked when he saw the man lying on Nakahara Nakaya clearly.

"Mr. Dazai—?"

Atsushi Nakajima first exited the door, then stood at the door and thought for three seconds, then rushed into the chief's office.

Mr. Dazai has passed away a long time ago, the person in the office must be a spy sent by the hostile organization to disturb Chuya's heart!

"Boss, please come here." Atsushi Nakajima put the insulated box in his hand aside, then assumed a fighting posture, a part of his body turned into a tiger, and rushed directly to Osamu Dazai.

Osamu Dazai just stood where he was, wiped his lips with his finger, then turned his head to look at Chuya Nakahara.

"Tsk." When Atsushi Nakajima was about to attack Dazai, Chuya Nakahara stood in front of Dazai.

"Atsushi Nakajima, step back." Chuya Nakahara blocked Atsushi Nakajima with one hand, then turned his head and looked at Osamu Dazai with a slight reproach in his eyes, "Aren't you going to hide for a while?!"

"You are here, why should I hide?" Osamu Dazai brushed Nakahara's hair sticking to his cheeks behind his ears, "Isn't it your responsibility to protect me?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also turned his head silently.

Chuya Nakahara and Osamu Dazai have a clear division of labor, Osamu Dazai is in charge of brains, and Chuya Nakahara is in charge of hands.

As long as Chuya Nakahara is there, Osamu Dazai will never escape the enemy's attack, because Chuka Nakahara will also protect him.

At this moment, Atsushi Nakajima had recovered his human body, standing aside panting, the trousers at the calf were ripped open, revealing two pale and slender legs.

He stood aside with a complicated face, looking at Chuya Nakahara and Osamu Dazai.The actions between them were too ambiguous.

"leader……"

Before Atsushi Nakajima finished speaking, he was interrupted by Osamu Dazai.

"If I remember correctly, you have to knock on the door before entering the chief's office." Osamu Dazai raised his chin slightly and looked at Atsushi Nakajima, "Why did you come in without knocking, do you have an idea?"

Atsushi Nakajima: "...the leader?"

Is this Dazai Osamu?

"It's hard to explain now, anyway, he is Dazai Osamu." Nakahara Chu also helplessly explained.

Osamu Dazai adopted Atsushi Nakajima in the third month of adopting Atsushi Nakajima, that is to say, Osamu Dazai does not know Atsushi Nakajima at all.

"...I'll let him stay in Ganghei." Since it was Osamu Dazai, it was impossible for Zhong Yuanzhong to let him run around. After all, Osamu Dazai's brain was terrible, and his abilities were also terrible.After being used by those who want to, it will be detrimental to Hong Kong and Black and Yokohama.

Atsushi Nakajima nodded, all he could do was accept: "I see."

Atsushi Nakajima glanced at Osamu Dazai calmly, then straightened his clothes and took out the insulation box that had been placed on the ground before.

"Chief, here is the breakfast I made for you. Xue Nai has already told me that you got up late this morning and didn't have breakfast."

Atsushi Nakajima walked over to Osamu Dazai, put the thermal box on the table, and opened the lid.

The scent wafted out immediately, it was thin porridge with preserved eggs.

"Thank you, Dun-jun." Nakahara Chuya walked to the table and prepared to eat.

This is probably the first day of work after the long vacation. I have slept through and have no time for breakfast.

Zhong Yuanzhong was also about to serve the bowl of porridge, but another thermos box stood in front of her.

This is a turquoise heat preservation box that belongs to Osamu Dazai.If she remembers correctly, they bought this insulation box together.

"This is the breakfast I made for Chuya. You can tell if I am Dazai Osamu after just one bite, right? After all, cooking skills can't lie."

With a smile on his face, Osamu Dazai opened the insulation box.

It's a plain plain porridge.

Osamu Dazai, his cooking skills are not that good.You can only cook plain porridge. If you add other vegetables or meat, either the vegetables are half-baked or the rice is half-baked.

In Nakahara Chuya’s memory, after their first time, Osamu Dazai made her a bowl of porridge the next day. After she drank it, she threw the porridge away. She is disgusting.

She threw away the porridge, and Dazai was still holding the incubator sadly, and when she went to comfort her, Dazai pulled her and kissed her.Like a very successful villain.

Zhong Yuanzhong also stirred the porridge with a spoon, remembering how he felt when he was there, a feeling of nausea flooded his heart.

Then Zhongyuan also threw the porridge away.

After throwing the porridge, Nakahara Chuya looked at Osamu Dazai's face.

Sure enough, the guy had a miserable expression on his face, full of grievances.

"Woooo, Chuya, you are too cruel." Dazai Osamu squatted in front of the trash can, his voice was low, "I got up at five o'clock to make porridge, and I cooked it many times... This is the most successful one."

Five o'clock?

Zhong Yuan also shrunk his fingertips on the table.

When she was young, she didn't know that Osamu Dazai would get up at five o'clock to cook porridge for her... No wonder, Osamu Dazai would not let her into the kitchen for a week.

I don't know how the kitchen has been ruined by him...

"Osamu Dazai, you continue to act." Nakahara Chuya pulled Atsushi Nakajima's insulated box in front of him.

Atsushi Nakajima's porridge is much better, a perfect mix of rice and lean preserved eggs.The aroma is gentle, much better than Dazai's white porridge.Zhongyuan Zhong also seemed to have an appetite.

Osamu Dazai, who was squatting in front of the trash can, was silent for a few seconds before raising his head.

"Chuya, I didn't act, I didn't lie to you, I really am."

Zhongyuan Zhong also sneered: "Who are you lying to, Osamu Dazai?"

You can't believe what Osamu Dazai said.

Osamu Dazai didn't speak, he squatted in front of the trash can, silently staring at his porridge.

Zhong Yuanzhong also stirred the thin preserved egg porridge a few times with a spoon, then put down the spoon.

"Dun, put Osamu Dazai in the Gang Hei Dungeon for me."

Dazai Osamu who was still squatting in front of the trash can: "...?"

Then Osamu Dazai was taken to the Gang Hei Dungeon.

Osamu Dazai is full of lies, his wisdom is close to a monster, Nakahara Nakaya doesn't believe his explanation of time travel and amnesia, this must be Osamu Dazai pretending to approach her.

Zhongyuan Zhong also served as the leader of Hong Kong gangsters for five years, but he is not so easy to deceive.

Atsushi Nakajima took Osamu Dazai away, and the office was empty.

It's time for breakfast.

Nakahara Chuya took out the kimchi that Atsushi Nakajima prepared for her, and saw the porridge thrown in the trash can when passing by the trash can.

Immediately I don't want to eat anymore.

Atsushi Nakajima returned soon after taking Osamu Dazai to the dungeon.He went to collect the insulation box, and found that the porridge hadn't been swallowed.

"Boss, don't you want breakfast..."

Nakahara has already reported that a small organization started to make small moves recently. After hearing Nakajima Atsushi's words, she raised her head slightly.

"no appetite."

***

He got off work soon, and it was already six o'clock in the afternoon. Nakahara Chuya closed the door of the chief's office and prepared to go home to accompany his daughter.

Walking to the gate of Gang Hei, Nakahara Chu also had a whim, wanting to see how Dazai Osamu was doing in the dungeon.

She didn't want to see Osamu Dazai at all, but because she wanted to see Osamu Dazai tied up.

Go back to the building and come to the dungeon.

The dungeon was very quiet, and the long stairs stretched all the way down, like some kind of animal's lair, which reminded Zhong Yuanzhong of the bar, and there were also long and dark stairs like this.

too dark.

Nakahara thought the same, then reached out and turned on the light.

The warm yellow lights are lit up in the small space, slowly spreading out as if being squeezed by the space.

A warm yellow light shone over, and Osamu Dazai, who was sleeping with his eyes closed, opened his eyes with a little smile in his eyes.

Ahhh, he knew that Chuya was still reluctant to part with him.What's more, he really likes Chuya Nakahara wholeheartedly.He must still have a chance to recover Zhongye from the Central Plains.

"This is really a famous painting worth hundreds of millions." Nakahara Nakaya slowly walked down the stairs, and he also saw clearly the current situation of Osamu Dazai.

He is hung on the wall.

His two hands were stuck to the wall in a large shape, his feet were also handcuffed with chains, his clothes were crumpled, and his hair was messed up.

Once the youngest cadre of the mafia, the most powerful leader, is now handcuffed in the mafia dungeon.

The chains on the feet are longer, but useless.It is said that the reason for designing the chains in this way is to let the fugitives have the hope of escaping, and then keep trying to escape but can't escape, and finally feel desperate.

"Chuya!" Osamu Dazai leaned forward, and the chains rang, "Are you praising me for being worth hundreds of millions!"

Zhongyuan Zhong also folded his arms and sneered: "I'm saying that you look worth hundreds of millions, bastard."

Osamu Dazai: "Chuya, did you specially deliver food to me? I haven't eaten since I was imprisoned here."

Nakahara Chuya: "Dazai Osamu, stop acting, you can't act like you, and I'm not a girl."

Osamu Dazai: "Whoa, I'm so hungry, Chuya, I'm going to die..."

Nakahara Chuya stood on the steps, looking down at Dazai Osamu: "Stop pretending..."

Osamu Dazai was still crying: "Woo, Chuya, stand closer, I feel like I'll eat more food if I look at you more."

Osamu Dazai was not on the same channel as Chuya Nakahara at all, he just talked about how hungry he was.

Nakahara approached impatiently, and punched Osamu Dazai.

"To shut up!"

Osamu Dazai turned his head to the left, and there was blood at the corner of his mouth.With the crumpled clothes and messy hair, it looks really pitiful.

Then Nakahara saw the corner of Dazai Osamu's mouth twitch, and then she was tied up by the chain on Dazai Osamu's feet.

"It's been tricked again, Zhongye."

The author has something to say:

1. Small Theater

Dazai: The correct way to chase a wife, get!

Dun: The wrong way to chase a wife, get!

Akutagawa: The wrong way to chase a wife, get!

Tsuna Yoshi: The wrong way to chase a wife, get!

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2, ah ah ah!Today is 6800+ super thick~ This month I will try my best to change to [-] a day, the lowest this month is [-], I will work hard to [-] a day~