Smiling Proud Floating Life

My sister doesn't want you. "

These words stabbed the wound in Linghu Chong's heart, her chest felt sore, and she couldn't help thinking: "Little Junior Sister doesn't like me but likes Junior Brother Lin, except for the reason that we are all women, I'm afraid she really spoke and acted for me Not a bit serious, so that she doesn't want to trust her for the rest of her life? That's right, Junior Brother Lin follows the rules and is indeed an upright gentleman. He is no longer like my master. Alas, Linghu Chong, Linghu Chong, you are drinking and messing around, and you don't keep the rules, you are really hopeless Medicine. I made friends with the flower picker Tian Boguang and slept in a Hengyang brothel, my junior sister must be very unhappy."

The mother-in-law heard her silence, and asked: "What? Did my words hurt you? You are angry, aren't you?" Linghu Chong said: "Not angry, you are right, I am not serious in my words, and I am not serious in my actions. It's not serious at all, no wonder my junior sister doesn't like me, and neither do my master and my wife." The mother-in-law said: "Don't be sad, your master, your wife, and your junior sister don't like you, don't tell me... there is no one else in the world Like you?" This sentence is very gentle, full of comfort.Linghu Chong was very grateful, his chest felt hot, his throat seemed to be blocked, and he said: "Grandma, you treat me so well, even if no one else likes me in the world, it's... nothing!"

The mother-in-law said: "You have a sweet mouth, and your words make people happy. No wonder even a figure like Lan Fenghuang of the Five Poisons Sect is full of praise for you. Well, you can't walk, and I can't walk. Today I have to Resting under the cliff over there, I don't know if I will die today." Linghu Chong smiled and said: "If you don't die today, you don't know if you will die tomorrow, if you don't die tomorrow, you don't know if you will die the day after tomorrow." The old woman said: "Stop talking nonsense. You crawl over slowly, and I'll come over later." Linghu Chong said, "If you refuse to take the old monk's pill, I'm afraid I won't be able to crawl a single step." Why can't you crawl if you don't take the pills?" Linghu Chong said: "It's not nonsense at all. If you don't take the medicine, your injuries won't heal easily, and if you don't have the energy to play the piano, I feel anxious, how can I have the strength to crawl over? Don't say it Climbing over, I don't even have the strength to lie down here." The mother-in-law sneered and said, "You need strength to lie down here?" Linghu Chong said, "It's natural! This is a slope, if I don't use my strength, Immediately rolled down and fell into the mountain stream below, she would have drowned instead of falling to her death." The mother-in-law sighed, "You are seriously injured and precarious, but you still have such a good mood to make a joke. Such a tired and lazy guy, no one in the world Rare." Linghu Chong tossed the pill back lightly, and said: "You should eat it soon." The mother-in-law said: "Hmph, there is nothing good for anyone who claims to be a decent person, I took the pill from Shaolin , it didn't stain my mouth."

Linghu Chong yelled "Ah Yo", turned his body to the left, and rolled down the slope towards the mountain stream.The mother-in-law was taken aback, and shouted: "Be careful!" Linghu Chong continued to roll down, the slope was not very steep, but it was very long, Linghu Chong rolled for a long time before rolling to the edge of the stream, and stopped with the support of his hands and feet.

The mother-in-law shouted: "Hey, hello, what's the matter with you?" Linghu Chong's face and hands were cut with blood dripping from the sharp stone underground, and he endured the pain and remained silent.The mother-in-law shouted: "You girl, why, how dare you do this, this...well, I'll take the old monk's stinky pills, you...you come up." Linghu Chong said: "Said If it's done, it can't be counted." At that time, the distance between the two was already far away, Linghu Chong was short of breath, and his voice could not reach far.The mother-in-law only heard some vague voices, but she didn't know what she said, and asked: "What did you say?" Linghu Chong said: "I...I..." Panting endlessly.The mother-in-law said: "Come up quickly! I promise you to take the pill." Linghu Chong stood up tremblingly, wanting to climb up the slope, but it was very easy to roll down the slope, and climbing up again was as difficult as climbing the sky. He only took two steps, his legs went limp, he staggered, and with a plop, he really fell into the mountain stream.

Seeing her falling into the mountain stream from a high place, the mother-in-law panicked and rolled down the slope, rolling to Linghu Chong's side, grabbing her left ankle with her left hand.She took a few breaths, reached out her right hand to grab her vest, and lifted her wet.

Linghu Chong had already drank several sips of the stream water, the golden stars danced wildly in front of his eyes, he regained his composure, and saw two reflections in the clear stream water, a young girl was grabbing his vest.After she was stunned, she suddenly heard a "wow" from the girl behind her, spitting out a big mouthful of blood, which was so hot that it vomited into her neck, and at the same time she fell on her back, as if paralyzed.

Linghu Chong felt the girl's soft body, and felt her long hair brushing his face, he couldn't help but feel at a loss.When I looked at the reflection in the water, I saw half of the girl's face, her eyes were closed tightly, and her eyelashes were very long. Although the reflection was not clear, she was obviously extremely beautiful, but she was only seventeen or eighteen years old.She was extremely strange: "Who is this girl? Why did such a girl come to rescue me all of a sudden?"

The reflection in the water and the feeling of the vest were telling her that the girl had passed out. Linghu Chong wanted to turn around and lift her up, but his whole body was so limp that he didn't even have the strength to lift a finger.She seemed to be in a dream, seeing the beautiful face in the clear stream, just like being in a fairyland, thinking: "Am I dead? Has this already ascended to heaven?"

After a long time, the girl behind me groaned and said, "Are you scaring me, or do you really... really don't want to live anymore?"

When Linghu Chong heard her voice, he couldn't help being startled, the voice was exactly the same as that granny's, she was astonished, and said: "You...you...you..." The girl said: "What are you? I don't want to eat The old monk's stinky pill, show me your death." Linghu Chong said, "Grandmother, so you are... a very beautiful little... little girl."

The girl was startled and said: "How do you know? You...you little girl who doesn't count, have you peeked at it?" When she lowered her head, she saw her own clear reflection in the mountain stream, nestling on Linghu Chong's back, Immediately, she couldn't help but struggled to stand up, just when she stood up straight, her knees went limp, and she fell into her arms again, she supported her a few times, but she wanted to faint again, so she had no choice but to move.

Linghu Chong felt extremely strange, and said: "Why did you pretend to be an old woman to lie to me? Pretending to be a senior made me... hurt me..." The girl said: "What hurt you?"

The distance between Linghu Chong's gaze and her cheek was less than a foot, and he saw that her skin was so white that it was transparent, with a faint blush showing, and said: "It made my mother-in-law call you all the way. Hmph, really Don’t be shy, you are still too young to be my sister, but you want to be someone else’s mother-in-law! It will be another 80 years to be a mother-in-law!” The girl chuckled and said, “When did I say that I am a mother-in-law? It’s always been you Yelling. You kept calling 'grandmother', I was angry just now, and I told you not to, but you wanted to, didn't you?"

Linghu Chong thought it was true, but after being lied to for so long, he became a big fool, and he was always upset, saying: "You don't want me to see your face, it's just to deceive people. If I tell you You are face to face, can I still call you mother-in-law? You are lying to me in Luoyang. You have colluded with the old man Luzhuweng and asked him to call you aunt. He is so old. Since you are his aunt, don’t I have to Can I call you mother-in-law?" The girl said with a smile: "The master of the green bamboo man called my father uncle, so what should the green bamboo man call me?" Linghu Chong was startled, hesitantly said: "You are really a green bamboo Weng's aunt?" The girl said: "Green Bamboo Weng is not a great person, why should I pretend to be his aunt? What good is being an aunt?"

Linghu Chong sighed, and said, "Oh! I'm so stupid, I should have known it earlier." The girl smiled and asked, "What should I have known?" Linghu Chong said, "Your voice is so beautiful, how can anyone in the world be 80 years old?" Mother-in-law, is your voice so clear and delicate?" The girl laughed and said, "My voice is rough and hissing like a crow, no wonder you think of me as an old woman." Linghu Chong said: "Your voice is like a crow Alas, the times are different, the crows in today’s world have a better singing voice than Huang Yinger.”

The girl blushed when she heard her praise, and said with a smile, "Okay, Grandma Linghu, Grandma Linghu. You have called me mother-in-law for so long, and I will call you back a few times. This is not a disadvantage. , are you not angry?"

Linghu Chong smiled and said: "You are a mother-in-law, and I am also a mother-in-law. Isn't it a bit unattractive for us two mother-in-laws... If I were a man, we two, one mother-in-law and one father-in-law..." She has an unruly nature and speaks freely. Just about to say "Aren't they a couple", suddenly the girl frowned, with an angry look on her face, she hurriedly stopped talking.

The girl said angrily: "What nonsense are you talking about? Why are you like those stinky men, stinky old men, huh... As a woman, do you also look down on women!" Linghu Chong didn't know what he said wrong, he was at a loss what to do Said: "I, I'm not...I, I just said that the two of us have become parents-in-law, wouldn't...don't we all become seniors in the martial arts?" The girl knew that she changed her words on purpose, but it was inconvenient to agree Refute, I'm afraid that the more she speaks, the more ugly she sounds.

Leaning in Linghu Chong's arms, she smelled the same and yet different aura from her body, she was extremely disturbed, and wanted to struggle to stand up, but she had no strength to say anything, so she blushed and said, "Hey, you Push me!" Linghu Chong said: "Why push you?" The girl said: "What do we look like... like this...?" Linghu Chong laughed and said: "Anyway, there are only two mothers-in-law. this