Smiling Proud Floating Life
Chapter 78
See its good points. "
Suddenly a woman's voice was heard saying: "Doo Du Du, bragging!" The person who spoke was Yue Lingshan, who stretched out her right index finger to scrape her right cheek.Yue Buqun said: "Shan'er can't be unreasonable, what this Mr. Zu said is very reasonable." Yue Lingshan said: "What is so reasonable? Drink a few glasses of wine to cheer up the fun, that's all. With so many particulars, is it the work of a hero?"
Zu Qianqiu shook his head and said: "This girl's words are wrong. Is Liu Bang, the great ancestor of the Han Dynasty, a hero? If he hadn't been drunk and killed the white snake with his sword, how could he have become the foundation of the Han family for hundreds of years? Was Fan Kui a good man? That day at the Hongmen Banquet Come on, General Fan cuts flesh on his shield and fights and drinks, isn't he a strong man?"
Linghu Chong said with a smile: "Sir, you know this is good wine, and you also say that a hero is not happy with it, so why don't you drink it?" Zu Qianqiu said: "I said earlier, if there is no good wine, good wine will be wasted in vain."
Tao Ganxian said: "You are talking nonsense, talking about emerald cups and luminous cups. How can there be such wine cups in the world? Even if there are, there are only one or two. Who can prepare them together?" Zu Qianqiu said: " Sophisticated scholars who pay attention to wine tasting are of course available. Like you who drink from donkeys like cattle, naturally you can use any thick cup and bowl." Taoyexian said: "Are you a refined scholar?" Zu Qianqiu said: "Say more or less, It’s a lot less, there’s something elegant about it.” Tao Yexian laughed loudly, and asked: “Then how many wine glasses do you bring with you for drinking these eight kinds of fine wine?” Zu Qianqiu said: “Is it too much or not? , say a lot less, everything is available." The six immortals of Peach Valley shouted in unison: "The king of cowhide, the king of cowhide!"
Taogen Xiandao: "Let me make a bet with you, if you have these eight wine glasses on your body, I will eat them all. If you don't, so what?" Zu Qianqiu said: "Punish me to take these Eat the wine glasses and bowls!" The six immortals of Peach Valley said together: "Excellent, excellent! Let's see how he lives..."
Before finishing a sentence, I saw Zu Qianqiu reached into his bosom, and took out a wine glass, smooth and soft, it was actually a suet white jade cup.The Six Immortals of Peach Valley were startled, so they didn't dare to continue. They saw him taking wine glasses out of his bosom one after another, and they really were jade cups, rhino horn cups, Guteng cups, bronze jue, luminous cups, glass cups, Ancient porcelain cups are all available.After he took out eight wine cups, he continued to take out golden cups with golden light, silver cups with exquisite carvings, and stone cups with colorful patterns. Or small, all kinds of different.Everyone just stared dumbfounded, no one expected that so many wine glasses were hidden in this poor man's bosom.
Zu Qianqiu complacently said to Taogen Immortal: "How?" Taogen Immortal looked miserable, and said: "I lose, I will eat eight wine glasses." Picking up the ancient rattan cup, it snapped and bit into two pieces, Stuffing the small half into the mouth, Kaka chewed for a while, then swallowed it.Everyone was shocked when they saw that he said he was serious about eating, chewed half of the Guteng cup until it was smashed, and swallowed it.
As soon as Tao Genxian stretched out his hand, he went to get the rhino horn cup again, and Zu Qianqiu pulled out his left hand to cut his veins.Tao Genxian's right hand sank, and he took his wrist instead, Zu Qianqiu's middle finger flicked towards his palm, Tao Genxian withdrew his hand in astonishment, and said, "You won't give it to me?" Zu Qianqiu said, "I've taken you, these eight of mine The wine glass, even if you have already eaten it. I can't bear to part with your fierceness." Everyone laughed again.
Yue Lingshan was very afraid of the Six Immortals of Peach Valley at the beginning, but after getting along with them for a long time, seeing that they did not show a fierce look, but acted funny and amiable, she boldly said to Taogen Immortal: "Hey, does this Guteng Cup taste good?" ?” Peach Root Immortal licked her lips and smacked her tongue, and said loudly, “It’s extremely bitter, what can I eat?”
Zu Qianqiu frowned, and said: "I gave you a Guteng cup, which ruined my event. Alas, without the Guteng cup, what kind of cup should I use to drink this Baicao wine? I have to use a wooden cup It will be done soon." He took out a towel from his pocket, picked up half of the ancient rattan cup bitten off by the Peach Root Fairy and wiped it for a while, then took the sandalwood cup, and wiped it inside and out. The hand towel was black and wet, so it didn't matter if it wasn't wiped down, but after such a wipe, it obviously became more and more dirty.After wiping it for a long time, he put the wooden cups on the table in a row of eight, put the rest of the gold cups and silver cups into his bosom, and then poured eight kinds of fine wines, including Fenjiu, wine, and Shaoxing wine, into the eight cups respectively. Taking a long breath, he said to Linghu Chong: "Brother Linghu, you drink these eight glasses of wine one by one, and then I will drink eight glasses with you. Let's taste it carefully and see how it compares to the wine you drank before. Different?" Linghu Chong said: "Okay!" Picking up the wooden cup, he drank the wine in one gulp, only to feel a pungency penetrate into his belly, he couldn't help being startled, and thought: "Why does this wine taste so weird? "
Zu Qianqiu said: "These wine glasses of mine are really the most precious drinkers. It's just a timid person who tastes the taste of wine. After drinking the first glass, he dare not drink the second glass again. Throughout the ages, people who can drink continuously Those who have eight cups are unique."
Linghu Chong thought to himself: "Even if the wine was poisonous, Linghu Chong would have lived a long time ago. If he was poisoned to death, he would have been poisoned to death. Why should he lose his temper?" One cup is very astringent, which is definitely not the taste of fine wine. When he picked up the fourth cup of wine, Taogen Immortal suddenly shouted: "Oh, no, I have a fever in my stomach, and there is a ball of coal fire." Zu Qianqiu smiled and said: "You put me Is there any reason not to have a stomachache after eating half of an ancient vine wine glass? This ancient vine is as hard as iron and cannot be melted in the stomach. Take more laxatives quickly, and the laxative will come out. Dr. Ping, a famous murderer, opened up his abdomen and took out his intestines."
Linghu Chong thought: "There must be something strange in his eight wine cups. Tao Genxian ate that ancient vine cup, even if the ancient vine was hard and hard, it was just a pain in the stomach. How can there be a reason for a fever? Hey, that's all, death is the only reason. He is dead, the more poisonous his poison, the better." He raised his head and drank another cup.
Yue Lingshan suddenly said: "Elder Sister, don't drink this wine, it might be poisonous. You blinded those people, but you must prevent them from plotting revenge." Linghu Chong smiled sadly, and said: "This Mr. Zu is a Brave man, forgive him for not plotting against me." Deep down in his heart, he seemed to hope that the wine would be poisonous, and he would die after drinking it, and the body would lie in front of Yue Lingshan, I wonder if she was a little sad?Immediately drank two more glasses.The sixth cup of wine was sour and salty, and had a bit of a foul smell, let alone the word "fine wine", even the word "wine" couldn't be added.When she swallowed it, she couldn't help frowning slightly.
Seeing her drinking one glass after another, Tao Ganxian couldn't help but try it too, and said, "Give me these two glasses." He reached out to get the seventh glass of wine.Zu Qianqiu waved his fan and knocked it down on the back of his hand, and said with a smile: "Take your time, drink in turns, each person has to drink eight cups in a row, to know the true taste of the wine." Tao Ganxian saw that his fan blow was extremely strong Heavy, if hit, I'm afraid the bones of the hand will be broken, so I turned my hand to grab his fan, and said: "I want to drink this cup first, what do you do?"
Zu Qianqiu's fan was originally folded into a short stick, when Tao Ganxian caught it with his fingers, it suddenly opened with a whistling sound, and the edge of the fan flicked towards his index finger.Unexpectedly, Tao Ganxian was almost hit by a bullet, she hastily withdrew her hand, her index finger was slightly numb, she screamed, and stepped back.Zu Qianqiu said: "Brother Linghu, drink up these two glasses of wine..."
Linghu Chong didn't think too much, and drank the remaining two glasses of wine.These two cups of wine are not stinky, but one cup stings the throat like a knife, and the other cup has the smell of medicine. What is this wine? Compared with the strongest herbal medicine, the medicine smell is three points stronger.Seeing her strange expression, the Six Immortals of Peach Valley were very curious, and asked, "How does it taste after drinking the eight cups of wine?"
Zu Qianqiu hurriedly said: "Drink eight cups together, the sweetness is endless. There is something to say in the ancient books." Tao Ganxian said: "Nonsense, what ancient books?" Suddenly, I don't know what strange code he used, four The people rushed forward at the same time, grabbing Zu Qianqiu's limbs respectively.The Taogu Six Immortals' method of grabbing people's siblings is strange and quick, coming out of nowhere, like ghosts and ghosts, even if Zu Qianqiu is a master of martial arts, it's better for the Taogu Four Immortals to grab the siblings and lift them up.Everyone in the Huashan faction saw how the four immortals of Peach Valley were torn apart by hand, and they couldn't help but exclaimed in unison.
Zu Qianqiu thought about lightning, and immediately shouted: "Wine is poisonous, do you want an antidote?" The four immortals of Taogu who grabbed Zu Qianqiu's siblings had already drank a lot of wine, and when they heard the words "wine is poisonous", they were all shocked. It was startled.
What Zu Qianqiu was fighting for was the momentary hesitation among the four of them, and he suddenly yelled: "Fart, fart!" The Taogu Four Immortals felt their hands slip, and immediately caught the air, followed by "Bang!" With a loud noise, a big hole was pierced through the roof of the boat, and Zu Qianqiu broke through the roof and fled without knowing where he was going.Peach Root Fairy and Peach Branch Fairy have nothing in their hands, but Peach Blossom Fairy and Peach Leaf Fairy have a smelly sock and a muddy shoe in their hands respectively.
The Five Immortals of Peach Valley also moved extremely fast, and in a flash, they all reached the shore, but Zu Qianqiu was nowhere to be seen.The five of them were about to chase after them, when they suddenly heard someone shouting at the end of the long street: "Zu Qianqiu, you bastard, stinking bastard, return my pills quickly, if one is missing, I will cram your tendons and peel your skin!" People shouted loudly and ran quickly.When the Taogu Five Immortals heard someone yelling at Zu Qianqiu, it was to my liking, they wanted to see what kind of number one person this friend is, so they stopped immediately and looked at that person.
But when he saw a meat ball rolling towards him panting, the closer he rolled, he realized that the meat ball was actually a living person.This person is extremely short and fat. To say he is a human is really quite reluctant.This person has absolutely no head and neck, a flat and broad head
Suddenly a woman's voice was heard saying: "Doo Du Du, bragging!" The person who spoke was Yue Lingshan, who stretched out her right index finger to scrape her right cheek.Yue Buqun said: "Shan'er can't be unreasonable, what this Mr. Zu said is very reasonable." Yue Lingshan said: "What is so reasonable? Drink a few glasses of wine to cheer up the fun, that's all. With so many particulars, is it the work of a hero?"
Zu Qianqiu shook his head and said: "This girl's words are wrong. Is Liu Bang, the great ancestor of the Han Dynasty, a hero? If he hadn't been drunk and killed the white snake with his sword, how could he have become the foundation of the Han family for hundreds of years? Was Fan Kui a good man? That day at the Hongmen Banquet Come on, General Fan cuts flesh on his shield and fights and drinks, isn't he a strong man?"
Linghu Chong said with a smile: "Sir, you know this is good wine, and you also say that a hero is not happy with it, so why don't you drink it?" Zu Qianqiu said: "I said earlier, if there is no good wine, good wine will be wasted in vain."
Tao Ganxian said: "You are talking nonsense, talking about emerald cups and luminous cups. How can there be such wine cups in the world? Even if there are, there are only one or two. Who can prepare them together?" Zu Qianqiu said: " Sophisticated scholars who pay attention to wine tasting are of course available. Like you who drink from donkeys like cattle, naturally you can use any thick cup and bowl." Taoyexian said: "Are you a refined scholar?" Zu Qianqiu said: "Say more or less, It’s a lot less, there’s something elegant about it.” Tao Yexian laughed loudly, and asked: “Then how many wine glasses do you bring with you for drinking these eight kinds of fine wine?” Zu Qianqiu said: “Is it too much or not? , say a lot less, everything is available." The six immortals of Peach Valley shouted in unison: "The king of cowhide, the king of cowhide!"
Taogen Xiandao: "Let me make a bet with you, if you have these eight wine glasses on your body, I will eat them all. If you don't, so what?" Zu Qianqiu said: "Punish me to take these Eat the wine glasses and bowls!" The six immortals of Peach Valley said together: "Excellent, excellent! Let's see how he lives..."
Before finishing a sentence, I saw Zu Qianqiu reached into his bosom, and took out a wine glass, smooth and soft, it was actually a suet white jade cup.The Six Immortals of Peach Valley were startled, so they didn't dare to continue. They saw him taking wine glasses out of his bosom one after another, and they really were jade cups, rhino horn cups, Guteng cups, bronze jue, luminous cups, glass cups, Ancient porcelain cups are all available.After he took out eight wine cups, he continued to take out golden cups with golden light, silver cups with exquisite carvings, and stone cups with colorful patterns. Or small, all kinds of different.Everyone just stared dumbfounded, no one expected that so many wine glasses were hidden in this poor man's bosom.
Zu Qianqiu complacently said to Taogen Immortal: "How?" Taogen Immortal looked miserable, and said: "I lose, I will eat eight wine glasses." Picking up the ancient rattan cup, it snapped and bit into two pieces, Stuffing the small half into the mouth, Kaka chewed for a while, then swallowed it.Everyone was shocked when they saw that he said he was serious about eating, chewed half of the Guteng cup until it was smashed, and swallowed it.
As soon as Tao Genxian stretched out his hand, he went to get the rhino horn cup again, and Zu Qianqiu pulled out his left hand to cut his veins.Tao Genxian's right hand sank, and he took his wrist instead, Zu Qianqiu's middle finger flicked towards his palm, Tao Genxian withdrew his hand in astonishment, and said, "You won't give it to me?" Zu Qianqiu said, "I've taken you, these eight of mine The wine glass, even if you have already eaten it. I can't bear to part with your fierceness." Everyone laughed again.
Yue Lingshan was very afraid of the Six Immortals of Peach Valley at the beginning, but after getting along with them for a long time, seeing that they did not show a fierce look, but acted funny and amiable, she boldly said to Taogen Immortal: "Hey, does this Guteng Cup taste good?" ?” Peach Root Immortal licked her lips and smacked her tongue, and said loudly, “It’s extremely bitter, what can I eat?”
Zu Qianqiu frowned, and said: "I gave you a Guteng cup, which ruined my event. Alas, without the Guteng cup, what kind of cup should I use to drink this Baicao wine? I have to use a wooden cup It will be done soon." He took out a towel from his pocket, picked up half of the ancient rattan cup bitten off by the Peach Root Fairy and wiped it for a while, then took the sandalwood cup, and wiped it inside and out. The hand towel was black and wet, so it didn't matter if it wasn't wiped down, but after such a wipe, it obviously became more and more dirty.After wiping it for a long time, he put the wooden cups on the table in a row of eight, put the rest of the gold cups and silver cups into his bosom, and then poured eight kinds of fine wines, including Fenjiu, wine, and Shaoxing wine, into the eight cups respectively. Taking a long breath, he said to Linghu Chong: "Brother Linghu, you drink these eight glasses of wine one by one, and then I will drink eight glasses with you. Let's taste it carefully and see how it compares to the wine you drank before. Different?" Linghu Chong said: "Okay!" Picking up the wooden cup, he drank the wine in one gulp, only to feel a pungency penetrate into his belly, he couldn't help being startled, and thought: "Why does this wine taste so weird? "
Zu Qianqiu said: "These wine glasses of mine are really the most precious drinkers. It's just a timid person who tastes the taste of wine. After drinking the first glass, he dare not drink the second glass again. Throughout the ages, people who can drink continuously Those who have eight cups are unique."
Linghu Chong thought to himself: "Even if the wine was poisonous, Linghu Chong would have lived a long time ago. If he was poisoned to death, he would have been poisoned to death. Why should he lose his temper?" One cup is very astringent, which is definitely not the taste of fine wine. When he picked up the fourth cup of wine, Taogen Immortal suddenly shouted: "Oh, no, I have a fever in my stomach, and there is a ball of coal fire." Zu Qianqiu smiled and said: "You put me Is there any reason not to have a stomachache after eating half of an ancient vine wine glass? This ancient vine is as hard as iron and cannot be melted in the stomach. Take more laxatives quickly, and the laxative will come out. Dr. Ping, a famous murderer, opened up his abdomen and took out his intestines."
Linghu Chong thought: "There must be something strange in his eight wine cups. Tao Genxian ate that ancient vine cup, even if the ancient vine was hard and hard, it was just a pain in the stomach. How can there be a reason for a fever? Hey, that's all, death is the only reason. He is dead, the more poisonous his poison, the better." He raised his head and drank another cup.
Yue Lingshan suddenly said: "Elder Sister, don't drink this wine, it might be poisonous. You blinded those people, but you must prevent them from plotting revenge." Linghu Chong smiled sadly, and said: "This Mr. Zu is a Brave man, forgive him for not plotting against me." Deep down in his heart, he seemed to hope that the wine would be poisonous, and he would die after drinking it, and the body would lie in front of Yue Lingshan, I wonder if she was a little sad?Immediately drank two more glasses.The sixth cup of wine was sour and salty, and had a bit of a foul smell, let alone the word "fine wine", even the word "wine" couldn't be added.When she swallowed it, she couldn't help frowning slightly.
Seeing her drinking one glass after another, Tao Ganxian couldn't help but try it too, and said, "Give me these two glasses." He reached out to get the seventh glass of wine.Zu Qianqiu waved his fan and knocked it down on the back of his hand, and said with a smile: "Take your time, drink in turns, each person has to drink eight cups in a row, to know the true taste of the wine." Tao Ganxian saw that his fan blow was extremely strong Heavy, if hit, I'm afraid the bones of the hand will be broken, so I turned my hand to grab his fan, and said: "I want to drink this cup first, what do you do?"
Zu Qianqiu's fan was originally folded into a short stick, when Tao Ganxian caught it with his fingers, it suddenly opened with a whistling sound, and the edge of the fan flicked towards his index finger.Unexpectedly, Tao Ganxian was almost hit by a bullet, she hastily withdrew her hand, her index finger was slightly numb, she screamed, and stepped back.Zu Qianqiu said: "Brother Linghu, drink up these two glasses of wine..."
Linghu Chong didn't think too much, and drank the remaining two glasses of wine.These two cups of wine are not stinky, but one cup stings the throat like a knife, and the other cup has the smell of medicine. What is this wine? Compared with the strongest herbal medicine, the medicine smell is three points stronger.Seeing her strange expression, the Six Immortals of Peach Valley were very curious, and asked, "How does it taste after drinking the eight cups of wine?"
Zu Qianqiu hurriedly said: "Drink eight cups together, the sweetness is endless. There is something to say in the ancient books." Tao Ganxian said: "Nonsense, what ancient books?" Suddenly, I don't know what strange code he used, four The people rushed forward at the same time, grabbing Zu Qianqiu's limbs respectively.The Taogu Six Immortals' method of grabbing people's siblings is strange and quick, coming out of nowhere, like ghosts and ghosts, even if Zu Qianqiu is a master of martial arts, it's better for the Taogu Four Immortals to grab the siblings and lift them up.Everyone in the Huashan faction saw how the four immortals of Peach Valley were torn apart by hand, and they couldn't help but exclaimed in unison.
Zu Qianqiu thought about lightning, and immediately shouted: "Wine is poisonous, do you want an antidote?" The four immortals of Taogu who grabbed Zu Qianqiu's siblings had already drank a lot of wine, and when they heard the words "wine is poisonous", they were all shocked. It was startled.
What Zu Qianqiu was fighting for was the momentary hesitation among the four of them, and he suddenly yelled: "Fart, fart!" The Taogu Four Immortals felt their hands slip, and immediately caught the air, followed by "Bang!" With a loud noise, a big hole was pierced through the roof of the boat, and Zu Qianqiu broke through the roof and fled without knowing where he was going.Peach Root Fairy and Peach Branch Fairy have nothing in their hands, but Peach Blossom Fairy and Peach Leaf Fairy have a smelly sock and a muddy shoe in their hands respectively.
The Five Immortals of Peach Valley also moved extremely fast, and in a flash, they all reached the shore, but Zu Qianqiu was nowhere to be seen.The five of them were about to chase after them, when they suddenly heard someone shouting at the end of the long street: "Zu Qianqiu, you bastard, stinking bastard, return my pills quickly, if one is missing, I will cram your tendons and peel your skin!" People shouted loudly and ran quickly.When the Taogu Five Immortals heard someone yelling at Zu Qianqiu, it was to my liking, they wanted to see what kind of number one person this friend is, so they stopped immediately and looked at that person.
But when he saw a meat ball rolling towards him panting, the closer he rolled, he realized that the meat ball was actually a living person.This person is extremely short and fat. To say he is a human is really quite reluctant.This person has absolutely no head and neck, a flat and broad head
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