Smiling Proud Floating Life

I can blame you for making friends with him. With a sound of poof, he plunged the long sword into the ground. Linghu Chong saw that the sword was broad and was used by the Songshan School, and asked, "Which one is the Songshan School, your honor?" "

The man said: "You have good eyesight. I am Di Xiu from the Songshan School." Linghu Chong said: "It turns out that it is Brother Di, who rarely meets. I don't know what your honor is doing when you come to our mountain." Di Xiu said: "Uncle Master, the head of the sect Order me to go to Mount Hua to inspect, to see if the disciples of the Huashan sect are as miserable as the rumors outside, hehe, I never imagined that as soon as I went to Huashan, I would hear the heartfelt words of your friendship with this pervert."

Tian Boguang scolded: "Dog thief, what good things do you have from the Songshan School? You don't check yourself, but you come to meddle in your own business." Di Xiu raised his foot, and with a bang, he kicked Tian Bo's bald head hard, He shouted: "You are dying, and your mouth is still dirty!" But Tian Boguang kept cursing "dog thief, stinky thief, straight mother thief".

If Di Xiu wanted to take his life, it would be easy for him to get something out of his pocket, but he had to humiliate Linghu Chong first, and said with a sneer: "Linghu Chong, you and him share the same smell, so you are determined not to kill him?" Linghu Chong was furious, and said loudly: "It's none of your business whether I kill him or not? If you have the guts, kill Linghu Chong with a sword. If you don't, just obediently put your tail between your legs and roll down Mount Hua." Di Xiu said, "You're absolutely determined not to." Kill him, are you determined to treat this prostitute as a friend?" Linghu Chong said: "No matter who I make friends with, it's better than making friends with you." Tian Boguang applauded loudly: "Well said, well said!"

Di Xiu said: "You want to provoke me and let me kill you two with one sword. There is no such cheap thing in the world. I will strip you two naked and tie them together, and then shoot you two dumb. I took it to the rivers and lakes and showed it to the public, saying that the first disciple of the Qizong of the Huashan School, and Tian Boguang, the flower picker, were doing that mediocre thing, and I was caught by my hands. Haha, you Huashan School Yue Buqun is hypocritical and pretends to be a Taoist gentleman To bluff people, from now on, does he still dare to call himself 'Gentlemen's Sword'?"

When Linghu Chong heard this, he fainted from anger.Tian Boguang scolded: "Zhiniang thief..." Di Xiu kicked him in the acupuncture points on the waist, smiled, and stretched out his hand to untie Linghu Chong's clothes.Suddenly a delicate and clear female voice behind him said: "Hey, big brother, what are you doing here?" Di Xiu was startled, and when he turned around, he saw a female figure in the dim light, and said, "What are you doing here again? "

When Tian Boguang heard that the woman's voice was Yilin, he exclaimed overjoyedly: "Little...little master, it's good that you're here. This bastard is going to... kill your sister Linghu." At first he wanted to Said: "The Zhiniang thief wants to kill me", but then changed his mind, this "I" has no weight in Yilin's heart, and immediately changed it to "your sister Linghu".

Yilin heard that the person lying on the ground turned out to be Linghu Chong, so she was not in a hurry, she jumped forward and called, "Senior Sister Linghu, is that you?"

Seeing that she was engrossed, Di Xiu didn't take any precautions against him, bent his left arm, and pointed his index finger under her side.His fingers were about to touch her clothes, when suddenly the back collar was tightened, and his body was already lifted up, a few feet off the ground, Dixiu was terrified, he slammed his right elbow backwards, but missed, followed by kicking with his left foot, and then It was empty.He was even more terrified, and turned his hands to grab it. At this moment, his throat was strangled by a big hand, and it was difficult to breathe, and his whole body had no strength.

Linghu Chong woke up leisurely, only to hear a woman's voice calling anxiously: "Senior Sister Linghu, Senior Sister Linghu!" It vaguely seemed to be Yilin's voice.She opened her eyes, under the dim starlight, she saw a snow-white and beautiful oval face, but who was it not Yilin?

Only a loud voice said: "Lin'er, is this sick ghost Linghu Chong?" Linghu Chong followed the sound and looked up, he couldn't help being startled, and saw an extremely fat and tall monk, who looked like an iron tower. Stand local.This monk is at least seven feet tall, with his left hand stretched out, he lifted Di Xiu up into the air.Di Xiu's limbs were limp and motionless, and he didn't know whether he was dead or alive.

Yilin said: "Father, she...she is Senior Sister Linghu Chong, not a sick man." When she was speaking, her eyes were still fixed on Linghu Chong, and there was a look of love and compassion in her eyes, as if she wanted to reach out to touch her cheek, But dare not.

Linghu Chong was very surprised, and thought: "You are a little nun, why do you call this big monk your father? The monk has a daughter, which is already shocking. The daughter is a little nun, which is even more strange."

The big fat monk said strangely: "It's weird, the senior brother has changed into a senior sister. You think about Linghu Chong day and night, and I only thought that he was a hero who was born so tall, but it turned out that he was lying on the ground and pretending to be dead." , A pussy girl who was bullied and couldn't fight back. Are you lying to your father? Well, I don't want her to be my son-in-law. Let's ignore her, let's go. "

Yilin was ashamed and anxious, and said angrily: "Who thinks about it day and night? You...you are just talking nonsense. If you want to go, you can go by yourself. You don't...don't..." The following "Don't let her do it The words "son-in-law" could not be uttered after all.

Linghu Chong was furious when he heard the fat monk calling himself a "sick man" and a "pustule", and said: "Go as soon as you go, who wants you to take care of it?" Tian Boguang shouted urgently: "You can't go, you can't go! " Linghu Chong said: "Why can't I go!" Tian Boguang said: "My Achilles heel needs him to be cured, and the poisonous antidote is also on him. If he leaves, wouldn't I be so sad?" Linghu Chong said: "What are you afraid of? I said I would die with you, if you die from poison, I will kill myself right away."

The big fat monk laughed loudly, shaking the valley, and said: "Very good, very good! It turns out that this girl has quite a backbone. Lin'er, she is very appetizing to me. However, there is one thing we have to ask clearly , This girl, does she drink?" Before Yilin could answer, Linghu Chong said loudly: "Of course, why not? I also drink in the morning, in the evening, and in my sleep. You saw me drinking Virtue, I guarantee that you, the great monk who abstains from meat, alcohol, killing, and lying!"

The fat monk laughed loudly and said, "Lin'er, tell him what is daddy's dharma name." Yilin smiled and said, "Sister Linghu, my daddy's dharma name is 'Bujie'. I am in Buddhism, but I don’t abide by all the rules and regulations of Buddhism, so the name of the law is "No Precepts". Don’t laugh, he drinks and eats meat, kills and steals money, and does everything, and he... gave birth... I was born." At this point, he couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Linghu Chong laughed loudly, and said in a loud voice: "This kind of monk is the one... the one that makes people happy to look at." He tried to struggle to stand up, but was unable to do so.Yilin hurriedly stretched out her hand to help her up.

Linghu Chong said with a smile: "Old man, since you do everything, why don't you simply return to vulgarity and become a monk?" Bujie said, "You don't know about that. I became a monk just because I did everything..." Yi Lin interjected, "Father, you're talking nonsense again." When she said this, her face was flushed. Fortunately, in the dark night, others could not see clearly.

He didn't quit and said: "A man does things openly and aboveboard. Just do it. It doesn't matter if he is a joke or scolds. If I don't quit a monk, who will I be afraid of?" Linghu Chong and Tian Boguang applauded in unison, saying: "That's right. !" Bujie was very happy to hear the two people's compliments, and continued: "The beautiful nun I fell in love with is her mother." Linghu Chong thought: "It turns out that little sister Yilin's father is a monk, and her mother is a monk. nun."

Bujie continued: "At that time I was a pig butcher, and I fell in love with her mother, but her mother ignored me. I had no choice but to become a monk. At that time, I thought in my heart that nuns and monks belong to the same family. Butchers, most likely they will love monks." Yilin spat: "Father, you can't hold back your mouth, you are so old, but you still talk like a child."

Bujie said: "Is what I said wrong? But I didn't think at the time that if you become a monk, you can't get along with women, not even nuns. It's even more difficult to get along with her mother, so I don't want to be a monk. Unexpectedly My master insisted that I have some roots of wisdom, that I am a true disciple of Buddhism, and that I would not be allowed to return to vulgarity. Her mother was also unconsciously moved by my true feelings, so she gave birth to a little nun. Chonger, it’s convenient for you today. My daughter is a good friend of the little nun, so you don't need to be a monk or a nun." Linghu Chong was very embarrassed.

Yilin felt very coy and uneasy, and said: "Father, Senior Sister Linghu already... already has someone she likes, how can she put others in her eyes, you...you... don't mention this matter from now on, no It's a joke."

He said angrily, "Anyone else he likes? I'm mad, I'm mad too!" Stretching out his right arm, a big hand like a cattail leaf fan grabbed Linghu Chong's chest.Linghu Chong couldn't stand still, how could he avoid it, so he grabbed him and picked him up.Monk Bujie grabbed the back of Di Xiu's neck with his left hand, and Linghu Chong's chest with his right hand. With both arms stretched out, he carried the two of them like a load.Linghu Chong couldn't move at all, so when he was lifted in the air, it hung limply like a rag bag.

Yilin shouted anxiously: "Daddy, let Senior Sister Linghu come down, if you don't let me go, I'm going to get angry." When Bujie heard his daughter say the word "angry", he immediately put Linghu Chong down as if he was terrified. , muttering in her mouth: "Which one does she like? Which handsome and handsome boy is it? It's really unreasonable!"

Yilin said: "Senior sister Linghu's favorite person is her junior sister, Miss Yue." Bujie let out a loud roar, which made everyone's ears ringing, and shouted: "What girl is surnamed Yue? Damn it, It’s fine if you’re not a little boy, but you’re not a beautiful little nun? What’s cute about that?