Smiling Proud Floating Life

Even we can't offend your father. Stretching out his right hand, he held her left hand as well, and said: "Yingying, after you rescued the Hengshan disciples, I will pay homage to you immediately, regardless of the orders of my parents or the words of the matchmaker.You and I quit the martial arts, seal the sword and live in seclusion, and never ask about foreign affairs." Yingying heard her serious words, her face flushed, and she couldn't help nodding.

The two started their lightness kung fu, they saw Xingfeng on the way, and saw that there was no one in the Wuse Nunnery, the disciples lived in only empty rooms, their clothes were messed up, their swords were thrown all over the place.Fortunately, there was no blood on the ground, and no one seemed to be hurt.The two went to the other courtyard of Tongyuan Valley to check, but there was no one there.When the two of them arrived at the foot of the mountain, it was already time for the license.

The two figured out the way to Heimuya, and they rushed forward with high spirits. After running for more than an hour, they suddenly heard a faint sound of shouting and cursing from behind the mountain.The two rushed to find the sound, and gradually heard it clearly, it was indeed the Six Immortals of Peach Valley.Yingying whispered: "Who are these six treasures arguing with?"

The two of them turned around the valley and hid themselves behind a tree. They saw the Six Immortals of Peach Valley yelling and surrounded one person, fighting fiercely.The man came and went, his figure was extremely fast, only saw a gray shadow interspersed between the six brothers, it turned out to be Yilin's mother, the mother-in-law who pretended to be deaf and dumb in the Hanging Temple.Following the slapping sound, Tao Genxian and Tao Shixian yelled loudly, and they both slapped her in the face.Linghu Chong was overjoyed, and said in a low voice: "June's debt, pay it quickly, and I'll shave her head too." Putting his hand on the hilt of his sword, he jumped out to take revenge when he was defeated by the Peach Valley Six Immortals.

But there was a continuous slapping sound, and each of the six brothers slapped her several times.The Peach Valley Six Immortals were furious, they only wished to grab her siblings and tear her into four pieces.But the mother-in-law moved extremely fast, like a ghost, she seemed sure to catch her a few times, but she was always a few inches away, she avoided it, and slapped her face several times.

The mother-in-law also saw the strength of the six people, she was afraid that if she used too much force and hit one or two people, the others would catch them.After fighting for a while, they suddenly turned around and ran.She galloped like lightning, she was several zhang away in an instant, the six fairies of Peach Valley shouted in unison, they could no longer catch up.

Linghu rushed out with his sword horizontally, and shouted: "Where to escape?" The white light flashed, and the sword pointed at her throat.The sword went straight to the vital point, the granny was startled, she hurriedly ducked her head to dodge, Linghu Chong stabbed her right shoulder with the sword obliquely, the granny had no way to dodge, so she had to take two steps back.Linghu Chong raised his sword and forced her to take another step back.She has a long sword in hand, so why is the mother-in-law her enemy?Swiping three swords forced her to retreat five steps in a row. If she was going to take her life, this mother-in-law would have died long ago.

Amidst the cheers of the Peach Valley Six Immortals, Linghu Chong's long sword pointed at her chest.Tao Genxian and the other four rushed forward, grabbed her limbs, and lifted her up.Linghu Chong shouted: "Don't hurt her life!" Peach Blossom Immortal hit her face with her palm.Linghu Chong shouted: "Let's hang her up." Taogen Immortal said: "Yes, bring the rope, bring the rope." He tied the woman's hands and feet behind her back, and hung her up on a tall tree.

Linghu Chong raised his long sword, swept down the tree, cut off a seven or eight foot long piece, raised the sword and scratched seven large characters on the trunk: "The World's No. [-] Vinegar Jar".Tao Genxian asked: "Miss Linghu, why is this woman the most jealous in the world? Is she very good at drinking vinegar? I don't believe it. Let's let her go, and I'll show her off!" Linghu Chong laughed. "Vinegar jar is a curse word. The Taogu Six Immortals are invincible heroes, their righteousness is so great, their literary talent and military strategy, and everyone expects them. Master Fangzheng is ashamed of himself, and Zuo Lengchan is willing to bow down. How can this wicked woman be better than me? There is no need to make gestures." "The Six Immortals of Peach Valley grinned and couldn't close their mouths, and said, "Yes, yes, yes!"

Linghu Chong asked: "Have you seen Junior Sister Yilin?" Tao Zhixian said: "Are you asking about that beautiful little nun of the Hengshan School? The little nun didn't see it, but the great monk saw two." Tao Ganxian said: "One is the little nun's father, and the other is the little nun's apprentice." Linghu Chong asked: "Where is it?" Tao Yexian said: "These two have passed by for about an hour, and they originally invited us to drink in the town ahead. We said I'll go when I'm done defecating, but I don't know that this wicked woman will come here to entangle you." Linghu Chong thought, and said: "Okay, take your time, I'll go to the town first. You six heroes, don't beat the bound ones General, if you go to slap this wicked woman, it will damage the reputation of the six great heroes." The Six Immortals of Peach Valley claimed yes.Linghu Chong immediately walked quickly with Yingying.

Yingying smiled and said: "You didn't shave her hair, you finally took it for the sake of Junior Sister Yilin, you only pay three points for revenge."

After traveling for more than ten li, I arrived at a big town, and found the second restaurant, where I saw Monk Bujie and Tian Boguang sitting on the table.When they saw Linghu Chong and Yingying, they jumped up with a cry of "ah", they were overjoyed.Don't stop calling for more food and wine.

Linghu Chong asked what strange things he saw.Tian Boguang said: "I made such a big scandal in Hengshan, I don't have the face to procrastinate any longer, I begged Grand Master to leave quickly. I can't go to Tongyuan Valley again." Linghu Chong thought to himself, so they didn't know that the disciples of Hengshan School were arrested Regarding the matter of captivity, he said to Monk Bujie: "Master, I ask you to do something, is that okay?" Bujie said: "Yes, what can't be done?" Linghu Chong said: "But this matter is very confidential. Disciples and grandchildren can’t take part in it.” Bujie said, “Isn’t that easy? I told him to go far away and not interfere with Lao Tzu’s affairs.”

Linghu Chong said: "Towards the southeast more than ten miles away, someone tied up a tall tree and hung it high..." He kept saying "ah", his expression was strange, and his body trembled slightly.Linghu Chong said: "That man is my friend, please go and save him." He said without warning: "Isn't that easy? Why didn't you save yourself?" Linghu Chong said: "To tell you the truth, this is a woman. She pouted at Yingying, and said: "It's inconvenient for me to be with Miss Ren." Bujie laughed and said, "I understand, you are afraid that Miss Ren will be jealous." Yingying turned to him two times. The man glared.

Linghu Chong smiled and said: "That woman is so jealous. Back then, her husband glanced at a lady and praised her, saying that the lady was beautiful, but the woman left without saying goodbye. I've been with her for more than ten years." Bujie's eyes widened when he heard it, and he said repeatedly: "This... this... this..." The gasping became louder and louder.Linghu Chong said: "I heard that when her husband was found, he still couldn't find it." Just as he was speaking, the Six Immortals of Peach Valley came upstairs laughing and laughing.

If he didn't quit, he grasped Linghu Chong's arm tightly with both hands, and said: "Really... Seriously?" Linghu Chong said: "She told me that if her husband found her, he would kneel in front of her, and she would not change his mind." So as soon as you put her down, she immediately runs away. This woman is extremely fast, and she will disappear as soon as you blink." Bujie said: "I will never blink, I will never blink." Linghu Chong said: "I He asked her again why she refused to meet her husband. She said that her husband is the most unlucky and lustful person in the world, so it would be futile to meet again." Bujie yelled, turned around and wanted to run, Linghu Chong He pulled him back, and whispered in his ear: "I'll teach you a secret, and she won't be able to escape." Unable to stop, surprised and delighted, he was stunned for a moment, then suddenly knelt down on his knees and knocked three times. With a ringing head, he said loudly: "Baby Linghu, no, Master Linghu, Grandma Linghu, Ancestor Linghu, Master Linghu, please teach me this secret quickly, and I will worship you as my teacher." Linghu Chong smiled and said: " Don’t dare, don’t dare, please get up quickly.” Pulling him up, he whispered in his ear: “You let her down from the tree, don’t loosen her ties, let alone untie her acupoints, carry her to the guest In the shop, live in a shop room... put her clothes far away, and then untie her acupuncture points, she is naked, how dare she escape out of the shop?" He was overjoyed, and shouted: "Good plan, good plan. Trick! Master Linghu, you are very gracious..." Before he could finish speaking, he jumped out of the window into the middle of the street and ran away.

Taogenxian said: "Hey, this monk is so strange, why did he go?" Taozhixian said: "He must be urgent to urinate." Taoyexian said: "Then why did he kowtow to Miss Linghu and call Master? Is it so old? When you grow up, do you need someone to teach you to pee?" Tao Huaxian said: "What does it have to do with age? Could it be that a three-year-old child needs to be taught to pee?" Yingying knew that these six people would probably have bad things to say, so she asked Linghu Chong With a wink, he went downstairs.

Linghu Chong said: "Brother Tao, I have heard that the six drinkers are as powerful as the sea and are invincible in the world. You drink slowly. The little girl has a shallow drinker, so please stay with me less." If you don't drink a few jars, you will lose your reputation, and shouted: "Bring six jars of wine first!" "Your drinking capacity is far from ours." Wait until this time tomorrow."

With just one sentence, Linghu Chong got rid of the entanglement of the six people and walked downstairs to the restaurant.Yingying pursed her lips and said with a smile: "You have done a lot of good things in matching people's couples, but you just taught him how to do it... maybe..." As she said that, she blushed and turned her head. Linghu Chong looked at her with a smile on her face. Be silent.

The two stepped out of the town and walked for a while, Linghu Chong just smiled and kept looking at her.Yingying said angrily: "Look at what? Haven't you seen it?" Linghu Chong smiled and said: "I was thinking, that wicked woman hanged me from the beam, and we will pay each other and hang her from the tree. She wants I shaved my hair off, and I asked her husband to strip her off, and that would be reciprocal." Yingying sneered and said, "Be careful, you will suffer a lot if you see that wicked woman next time." Eat." Linghu Chong said with a smile: "I helped her reunite her husband and wife, she thanked me for coming