Smiling Proud Floating Life

Seeing that the members of the Devil's Cult are ambushing at the side, how can you imagine that this place is full of dangers and extremely dangerous. "Slowly walked up the steep slope, came to the mountain pass between the two peaks, about miles away from the ambush place of the demon cult members, sat down and thought: "most of the demon cult members have seen me, but they are afraid of scaring the snake, I don't want to do anything to me. "After waiting for a while, he simply lay down on the ground.

Finally, I heard footsteps faintly coming from the hillside, and I changed my mind: "It's best to attract the members of the demon sect to fight with me, just fight a little, and the Hengshan sect will naturally know." So he said to himself: "Lao Tzu What I hate the most in my life is stabbing people in the back, why don't those who have the ability use real swords and guns to fight fiercely? Hiding and sneaking around to hurt people, that is the most shameless and despicable act!" She turned to Gao Poe speaks out of breath, and sends it far away with his abundant internal energy. It is expected that the people of the Devil's Cult will definitely hear it.Unexpectedly, these people can really hold their breath and ignore them.

Not long after, the first group of seven disciples from the Hengshan School arrived in front of her.

Under the moonlight, the seventh disciple saw an officer stretching his limbs and sleeping on the ground.This mountain path can only allow one person to walk, and there are cliffs on both sides, if you want to go uphill, you have to step over his body.These disciples can jump over him with just a slight push, but it is too rude.

A middle-aged woman said loudly: "Excuse me, this military lord, please excuse me." Linghu Chong murmured twice, and suddenly snored loudly.That female nun was well-mannered, but she had no kindness. Seeing that the officer was sleeping in the middle of the night, she was in a very sudden situation, and this loud snoring was definitely an act on purpose.She suppressed her anger and said, "If you don't get out of the way, we will jump over you." Linghu Chong snored non-stop, and said in a daze, "There are so many demons and ghosts on this road, but we can't pass them. The Sea of ​​Bitterness Boundless, back... back... back to the shore!" Yihe was startled, hearing her words seemed to have a double meaning.Another nun tugged at her sleeve, and the seven of them took a few steps back.

One of them whispered: "Senior sister, this person is a bit weird." Yihe said: "Leave him alone! If he refuses to give way, we will jump over." Stepping forward, he shouted: "If you really don't let us, we will Offended." Linghu Chong stretched and sat up slowly.Still afraid that Yilin would recognize her, she turned her face to the hillside, her back to the disciples of the Hengshan School, her right hand resting on the cliff, her body swayed as if she was drunk, and she said: "Good wine, good wine !" At this moment, the second group of disciples from the Hengshan Sect had arrived.A lay disciple asked: "Sister Yihe, what is this man doing here?" Yihe frowned and said, "Who knows him!"

Linghu Chong said loudly: "I drank too much wine just now, I'm afraid I'm going to vomit. Ah, no, I'm really going to vomit!"All the female disciples frowned and covered their noses, and retreated one after another.Linghu Chong vomited a few times, but couldn't vomit anything.While all the female disciples were discussing in private, the third call had arrived.Only a soft voice said: "This man is drunk, it's poor, let him have a rest, we won't be too late." Hearing this voice, Linghu Chong's heart shook slightly, thinking: "Little Yilin Junior sister is really kind."

But Yihe said: "This man is deliberately making trouble here, not with good intentions!" Stepping forward, he shouted: "Get out of the way!" Stretching out his palm to Linghu Chong's left shoulder.Linghu Chong shook his body and shouted: "Ah, be good!" He stumbled and took a few steps up.After taking these few steps, the situation became even more embarrassing. Her body was stuffed into the narrow mountain path, and the people coming from behind would not be able to surpass her unless they jumped over her head.

Yihe followed and shouted: "Get out of the way!" Linghu Chong said: "Yes, yes!" and walked up a few more steps.She walked higher and higher, blocking the road up the mountain even more, and suddenly shouted: "Hey, friends who are ambush up there, pay attention, the person you are waiting for is coming up. If you kill it, who will be there?" I can't escape!" Yihe waited for a moment, then retreated immediately.

One person said: "The terrain here is very dangerous. If the enemy ambushes and attacks here, it will be difficult to resist." Yihe said: "If someone is ambushing, how could he call out? This is the imaginary and the real, and the real is false. There must be no one up there. If we look timid, we will make the enemy laugh." The other two middle-aged nuns said in unison: "Yes! The three of us will lead the way in front, and the younger sisters will follow behind." The three swords Out of the sheath, he ran behind Linghu Chong again.

Linghu Chong couldn't help panting loudly, and said: "This hillside is really steep, alas, the old man is too old to walk anymore." A nun shouted: "Hey, step aside and let us walk first. " Linghu Chong said: "Don't be so angry as a monk. If you walk fast, you will arrive, and if you walk slowly, you will arrive. Cough cough, alas, let's go to the gate of hell, it's better to walk slowly." The nun said: "Aren't you Cursing around the corner?" Hu stabbed out from Yihe's side with a sword, pointing at Linghu Chong's vest.She just wanted to scare Linghu Chong out of the way, the sword was about to stab her body, so she stopped attacking.

Linghu Chong turned around at this moment, saw the tip of the sword pointing at his chest, and shouted loudly: "Hey! You...you...what are you doing here? I am an imperial order, how dare you be so rude. Come on Who, take this nun down!" Several young female disciples couldn't help laughing, this person is still putting on an official air in this barren mountain, it is really ridiculous.

A nun said with a smile: "Master, we have something urgent to do, and we are in a hurry, so please step aside." Linghu Chong said, "What kind of master is not a master? I am a dignified general, you should call me general That makes sense." The seven or eight female disciples laughed and shouted in unison: "My lord general, please step aside!" Linghu Chong laughed, his chest and stomach protruding, full of air, suddenly slipped and fell down.All the disciples exclaimed sharply: "Be careful!" Then two people grabbed her arms.Linghu Chong slipped again, then stood still, and scolded: "His grandma... the ground is so slippery. The local officials are all idiots, and they are not bad for some folks. Let's repair the mountain road."

She slipped and fell like this, her body was already shrunk in the slightly sunken valley of the mountain wall, the female disciples of Hengshan began to use lightness kung fu, and passed her one by one.Someone laughed and said, "It's reasonable for the magistrate to send a sedan chair with eight people to carry the general across the ridge." Someone said, "The general rides a horse, not a sedan chair." It's different, I'm afraid I'll fall off when riding a horse." All the female disciples burst into laughter and went uphill like the wind.

Linghu Chong saw a slender figure swaying, it was Yilin, and followed her.This way, it blocked the way of the disciples behind.Fortunately, although her footsteps were heavy, she was out of breath, she slipped in three steps, climbed and fell, but she walked quickly.A female disciple behind laughed and complained: "Your lord general is really... Cough, I don't know how many falls I have to fall in a day!"

Yilin turned her head and said: "Senior Sister Yiqing, don't rush the general. He is anxious, don't really fall. This hillside is steep, falling is not for fun." Linghu Chong saw her A pair of big eyes, clear and clear, like two clear springs, a beautiful face under the moonlight, beautiful and holy, not to mention the air of human fireworks, remembering that day in order to escape the pursuit of the Qingcheng faction, she carried herself out in Hengshan City, I have also stared at her in such a daze before, and suddenly a tenderness rose from the bottom of my heart, thinking: "On this high slope, there is a powerful enemy who wants to harm her. Even if I die, I will also protect her." comprehensive."

Seeing her dull eyes and ugly appearance, Yilin nodded slightly to her, showing a gentle smile, and said: "Senior Sister Yiqing, if this general falls, you have to catch him quickly." Yiqing smiled and said: "He's so heavy, how can I hold him?" Originally, Hengshan sect's discipline was very strict, and these female disciples would not joke with outsiders easily, but Linghu Chong pretended to be a clown, and couldn't stop teasing them. All the female disciples were young and happy, surrounded by There are no elders, traveling in the dark, and telling a few harmless jokes can also lift the spirits.

Linghu Chong said angrily: "You little girls don't know the importance of what you say. I am a dignified general. If you see the majestic and murderous appearance when I broke through the formation and killed thieves on the battlefield, if you see it, hehe, you still don't admire it. I don’t care about this mountain road at all. My leather boots are too heavy for walking on the mountain road. If I wear your hemp shoes, I’m sure I won’t fall. Besides, I just slipped a little Slippery, it's not wrestling, what's so funny?" Yilin said: "Yes, the general wears riding boots, and it's really inconvenient to walk on the mountain road." Linghu Chong said: "Although it is inconvenient, but the prestige is important. If you are like your common people Wearing a pair of hemp sandals and straw sandals on your feet is too disrespectful." All the female disciples laughed again when they heard that she wanted to save face.

At this time, several groups of people from the back have arrived at the foot of the mountain, and the first ones will reach the top of the slope.Linghu Chong shouted loudly: "In this area, there are the most thieves who steal from chickens and dogs. They beat people unawares and steal people's money. You monks have worked so hard to get money, but be careful not to be robbed by others." Yiqing said with a smile: "With our great general here, I'm sorry that even a little thief would not dare to break ground on Tai Sui's head." Linghu Chong shouted: "Hey, hey, be careful, I seem to see someone poking around above." The female disciple said: "Your general is really talking nonsense, are we still afraid of a few little thieves?" After finishing the sentence, two female disciples suddenly heard shouts: "Ouch! Roll down! Two The female disciple hurried to catch up, and at the same time hugged the female disciples in front and shouted: "The thief puts the hidden weapon, be careful. The screaming continued, and another person fell down.Yihe shouted: "Everyone, stay down! Be careful of hidden weapons.