don't take me for fun

When Li San was woken up, the sky had just turned pale.A group of maids in charge of grooming etiquette had already stood outside the door, Xiaoxi opened the door and allowed them to come in, and four or five maids began to take care of Li San.

Speaking of this man, he doesn't need to be powdered and painted, nor does he need to comb his hair in a bun, which is much easier to take care of than a woman.This post-sealing ceremony is a grand event, even if it is a man, it must not be sloppy.If you can't decorate your face and hair, you can only work hard on your clothes.This long gown has five layers inside and out, and the outer robe is painted with golden phoenix patterns on a festive red background, which looks like a luxurious armor from a distance.

The post-sealing ceremony needs to be held early after sunrise, so that the next hundred officials will worship and ancestor worship celebrations.Li San has only one feeling: Tired!

The red carpet in front of the Hall of Supreme Harmony has been spread down the steps, extending over the flat stone road for about fifty feet, to the first palace gate outside the Hall of Supreme Harmony.On both sides of the red carpet stood two rows of Imperial Guards holding high guards of honor, and the scene was quite majestic.

Although it was cool in the morning, in the July weather, Li Sanyi's sweat was still covered by his heavy clothes.Under the steps in front of the Hall of Supreme Harmony, all the officials were watching, and Li San moved forward nervously under the gaze of everyone.

Li Lingjiu stood on the steps, watching Li San who was walking slowly.The robe was too loose, so that Li San, who was not wearing such complicated clothes, stepped on it frequently. Li Lingjiu looked at Li San like this, which was quite funny.When Li San stepped up the steps, Li Lingjiu walked down at the same time, and the two met in the middle of the steps.Li Lingjiu took Li San's hand, turned around and went up together.Arrived at the entrance of the main hall at the top of the steps, turned around and stood facing the officials.The responsible official began to announce the start of the ceremony and read the lengthy text.Li San stared at the officials in a daze, and only heard about the prosperity of the world and the prosperity of the people.After a lot of chatter, it was time to worship the ancestors and parade through the streets until the afternoon. During this period, Li San and Li Lingjiu didn't drink a drop of water.

So as soon as he returned to the emperor's Yulin Palace, Li San rushed to the house to find the teapot after leaving the left and right sides, and drank directly from the teapot.

Li Lingjiu turned back to the inner room, took another teapot, poured it into a teacup, and started drinking.This well-cultivated person is really impatient and doesn't blink, Li San has seen it.

After resting for a while and changing out of their heavy dresses, both of them felt a little relieved.Li Lingjiu was wearing a light purple silk robe with her long hair tied up in a crown, while Li San was wearing a light blue light shirt with her short hair loosely flowing.The two handsome men came together, really feasting the eyes of the maids and ladies in the palace.Of course, for these women, it would be even better if Li San was not the queen.

The meeting with the queen in the harem is held together with the emperor's birthday.In the evening, there are singing, singing and swallow dancing, and the interlacing of cups and cups is very lively.

Li San sat with the emperor, and several concubines came to celebrate the emperor's birthday individually or in groups, and also saluted the queen by the way.

The emperor whispered to Li San, "You should remember these concubines carefully."

"Remember what they are doing?" Li San looked at the emperor questioningly, these concubines would still go to Xianyun Palace to greet them tomorrow, and they were not in a hurry.

"Useful" The emperor's face was unpredictable, so Li San paid a little attention.There were twelve or so concubines in the audience, and they were divided into four groups to pay respects and present gifts.Judging from the luxurious clothing and personal speaking attitude, there are only three people who have the right to speak. The last group is obviously of lower status, and they are always supporting roles in TV dramas.There are so many women in the palace who are intriguing, and their methods are vicious, anyone who has watched the palace fighting drama knows it.I really hope that these empresses don't work hard on him because they see him as a man.

After all the concubines had made a toast, the emperor stood up and spoke, "The empress has just come to the palace recently, and she is not very familiar with internal affairs. From now on, he will be in charge of the six palaces. You should help me." Then he said, " Empress Fuze, my Golden Feather Dynasty, although I am an empress, she is a man after all. You can change the title of empress."

"The concubine obeys the order." The concubines stood up and bowed sideways.

After another burst of celebration, the emperor took Li San away first and went to bed.The palace people accompanied the emperor and queen until the gate of Yulin Palace.

The room is warm with red candles, and the atmosphere is quite good.As soon as the door was closed, Li San immediately relaxed his face and shoulders. It was really uncomfortable to put on airs for a whole day.

"I'm exhausted, ah." Li San yawned, "I'm going to bed first." After finishing speaking, he walked towards the inner room and lay still on the bed.

Li Lingjiu looked at Li San limp into a puddle, raised his eyebrows, and suddenly thought of something, the corners of his mouth curled up.Sitting on the edge of the bed, Li San leaned his upper body close to Li San who was lying on his stomach, "Hey, tonight is a good day for us."

Sensing the weight on his back, Li San struggled to get up, turned and pointed to Li Lingjiu and said, "Stop making trouble, I've reached my limit to accompany you to participate in the Queen's Seal, don't push yourself."

"Why do you have to make more progress?" Li Lingjiu smiled more happily, and approached Li San, "You have become a queen, and it is only natural to have sex with me." Stretching out his fingers to pick Li San's chin, looking left and right, he said: "This dress looks good. Wake up, you are quite eye-catching. I have never tried a man, just to taste what it is like."

Startled, Li San broke free and pushed Li Lingjiu away, "I don't want to be raped, you can find someone else." After speaking, he was about to get up, but was dragged back to the bed by Li Lingjiu.While pushing, the window creaked, and the two looked at the same time, only to see Yu Fei trying to open the window and try to close it. When he looked up and saw that he was found, he smiled awkwardly at Ersan, "Hehehe, it was discovered."

Li Lingjiu frowned, slightly annoyed, grabbed the tea cup on the low table by the bed and threw it at Yu Fei.A master flying flowers and picking leaves can hurt people, not to mention Li Lingjiu's inner strength is strong.Yu Fei is obviously also a master. He easily took the teacup with his right hand. After drinking, he threw it back in the air, and the teacup fell back firmly on the table. "I'm here to deliver something to you." As he said, Yu Fei took out a box of things from his sleeve, threw it at the emperor, and closed the window with a wave of his hand.

Li San leaned over and found a small red box, unscrewed the lid, and there was a transparent paste inside.Needless to say, Li San had already guessed what it was.With a bang, his face turned red. Li Lingjiu was a little surprised to see this, and even leaned over to smell it.

Taking advantage of Li Lingjiu's distraction, Li San suddenly stood up and ran towards the window Yu Fei had opened.But when he was about to approach the window, Li Lingjiu grabbed the collar and dragged him back and threw him on the bed.Li Lingjiu pushed forward, and Li San backed up on the bed. It was a vivid picture of a robber bullying a young lady.

I can't beat this struggle, is it going to be raped by a man for the first time?Li San couldn't help covering his face, mourning for his impending virginity.

Still sad, there was a burst of uncontrollable laughter in my ears, followed by a hahahaha laugh.Li Lingjiu knew that she had been tricked again.

"You are really interesting, ah ha ha ha ha ha." Li San was very angry now, if he dared, Li San could jump up and slap the emperor, but unfortunately he didn't dare.

Li Lingjiu went to the outer room to get a bunch of signs, put them on the table in the inner room, and beckoned Li San to come over.