don't take me for fun
Chapter 19
The emperor was young and full of energy, so it was normal to recruit concubines to sleep with him every night.There are not many concubines in the palace who can catch the eyes of the emperor, only Chen Guifei, Zhao Guifei, Ling Meiren and Yue Meiren, so it is inevitable for them to be favored.But Concubine Zhao Gui had just lost her child and was depressed, and it would take at least a month to recuperate.It is a matter of course for the emperor to favor and trust his concubines, and no one has the right to interfere.What's more, who is the emperor going to, how can other people know.
You can't pester Li Lingjiu for a month, can you?Moreover, what reason should be used to trip him?Li San was very worried.I came here suddenly, and I am not familiar with the place of life. Even if I was imprisoned at first, it would only be a physical burden, and I would not have the fear of being alone and helpless.Besides, Li Lingjiu treated him very well, never really got angry or punished him, and never pretended to be an emperor. This special treatment made Li San somewhat satisfied and unscrupulous, and even had some unknown expectations.This kind of feeling is indescribable, so that when helping Concubine Zhao Gui, I felt a little betrayed, but I didn't know why I wasn't afraid.
"Empress, you are here." Xiao Quanzi was a little strange, the empress was particularly diligent recently.Come to the imperial study room every afternoon, accompany the emperor to read the memorial, have dinner in the Yulin Palace at night, and don't leave until the emperor wants to set up a concubine palace, or sleep with the emperor in the Yulin Palace.Isn't this competition for favor too obvious?
"Well, the emperor is in the imperial study, right?" Li San went straight up the steps and asked while walking.
"Here, my servant will pass it on to you." He pretended to enter the door to inform, but Li San snatched him into the imperial study.
Xiao Quanzi could only retreat silently.It is said that concubines need to get permission to meet the emperor, but the emperor always breaks in directly, not caring about palace etiquette, and the emperor has never been angry.Xiao Quanzi knew in his heart that the emperor really doted on the empress.
Hearing the voice, Li Lingjiu continued to look at the memorial, and said without raising her head, "A few days ago, Lingmei's mother's family paid tribute to some fruit, which was placed on the table. It tastes good, you can try it."
On the porcelain plate on the table, there were several cubed fruits. The snow-white flesh glistened with juice, and looked delicious.Li San took a thin wooden stick from the plate and inserted a piece. It tasted smooth and tender, with a delicate fruity taste, sweet and refreshing, and a good taste.Inserted a few more entrances, and enjoyed enough, only to realize that I didn't come to eat.
Li San reached out and grabbed the memorial, shared it and threw it to the side, and stuffed the paper with the filled-in form in his hand into Li Lingjiu's hand, pouted for him to look at it.
On the paper is a calendar-like table, separated by lines drawn horizontally and vertically, and the concubine's name is written below each date.
Seeing Li Lingjiu's face full of doubts, Li San explained: "In order to reflect my responsibility as the master of the harem, and at the same time for the sake of the harem's happiness, I think I should arrange bedtime affairs for you."
Li Lingjiu couldn't help laughing when she heard this, she didn't make a sound, but she was full of playful smiles, and stared at Li San with burning eyes.
Li San was stared at with guilt, he glanced left and right, thinking of a suitable explanation.
On this list of attendants, Zuiyue ranked the most, followed by Concubine Chen and Concubine Ling, Concubine Zhao was the least of these three, and there were a few unfamiliar concubines among the others.Li San was calculating in his heart, so he couldn't make it too obvious.It is obviously inappropriate to put all the concubines on display, and the emperor is not a stud/horse, so everyone is interested.Li Lingjiu will not be unhappy that the most favored dates have many dates.Zuiyue was the most favored some time ago, so I had to line up more to buffer my sense of loss.For this reason, Li San specifically checked the festivals of Jin Yu, and ranked Concubine Zhao on those days, and it would be enough to get Li Lingjiu drunk in time for the festival.Other days are easy to say, it is not difficult to hold him back.
Li Lingjiu roughly scanned the list of servants. In fact, he didn't care much about who served him, but he was curious why Li San cared about this matter.There are also some days when the concubine does not need to stay in bed, Li San marked the blank, the emperor can choose.But after watching for a while, Li Lingjiu discovered the problem.
"There's something wrong with this dorm list." Li Lingjiu shook the paper and said.
After saying this, Li San became nervous, and hurriedly asked some questions, thinking how to explain himself if he found out?
"Why is there no empress here?" Li Lingjiu stared at Li San, and sure enough, he saw him stunned by this question.
Li San lowered his head to look at the form, then looked up at Li Lingjiu, then lowered his head and raised his head again, his eyes blinked in confusion, he didn't know whether he didn't react or didn't think about himself at all, his expression was really cute.
"My empress, who only knows how to benefit others, but doesn't care about herself, is the blessing of my Golden Feather Dynasty. But..." Li Lingjiu stretched out her thumb and touched Li Sandai's thin lips, which were stunned and unresponsive. "How can I wrong the empress, don't you think so?"
The ending was a little provocative, and Li San, who woke up from the start, walked away in an instant.
It's not that he didn't notice Li San's abnormality.These days, Li San pestered him every day, and even directly intervened in his summoning concubines to sleep with him.
Yesterday the card turned to Concubine Zhao Gui. As an emperor, he doesn't need to force anyone, he prefers the kind of person who can relax on the bed.It may be because Concubine Zhao was born in a family of generals, unlike ordinary girls, who were taught how to serve men before marriage, so she was not enthusiastic about these things.Although he finds it boring, but for the sake of her huge family background, he has to take care of her from time to time, so he plans to go to Concubine Zhao.But Li San said that there were many things he didn't understand about the basics of lightness kung fu, so he insisted on staying with him until midnight, but in the end he had to give up the matter of recruiting people to sleep.
Li San had dinner with him every night, watched him turn over the signs, pointed and commented, and sometimes stayed with him directly to talk about the way of governing the country and Sun Tzu's Art of War, and then slept with him.
If Li San interfered with him like this, he should be angry, but he just found it interesting, and even a little happy.Li Lingjiu has an urge to want Li San to truly become his person, and this urge didn't just happen recently.
Holding Zuiyue that night, seeing Li San's dazed eyes, I couldn't help but want to tease him, thinking that if the person in my arms was replaced by him, he would be slightly excited if he bowed softly and wanted to pant and scream .
Now that Li San is intervening in the issue of his concubine's sleeping, does it mean that he cares about it?But Li San didn't fill in his name on the sleeping list, which made Li Lingjiu really depressed.
"Don't make trouble, I'm serious."
"What I said is also serious." Li Lingjiu's eyes were facing Li San's, with a serious expression, "It's not because you are my concubine, but because I have desires. Since you don't reject me, then you can .”
Li San was stunned and shook his head unconsciously.I have desire for you, these words echoed in Li San's mind, making Li San feel relieved and apprehensive.
"You don't like me?" Li Lingjiu asked.
Li San shook his head.
"Since you like it, you can stay in Yulin Palace tonight. I have experience, even though it's your first time, it won't hurt you."
This is... Molested again?
"Li Lingjiu!" Li San frowned, his face flushed with anger, "I promised to accompany you in acting, but I didn't promise to accompany you in bed/sex, you should give up your heart. If you play me like this again, I won't do it I'm leaving!"
"I'm not kidding you... hey, don't just leave without saying anything, it's okay if I don't mention it." Seeing Li San standing up and about to leave, Li Lingjiu had no choice but to be helpless. Once, why was he treated as a hooligan?
"Once the empress leaves, who will help me arrange the affairs of the harem?" Seeing that Li San didn't stop walking outside, Li Lingjiu could only change the subject.
Immediately he stood up in his walking steps, Li San thought of his purpose for coming, so he could only turn back and sit down at the table, still fuming.
Seeing him come back, Li Lingjiu took the form and approached Li San, casually pointed to an unfamiliar name inside and said, "I don't quite understand the list of servants, please tell me how it was arranged, who is this concubine... "
Li San sighed helplessly at Li Lingjiu's flattery, and could only explain to him the pre-prepared remarks one by one.
You can't pester Li Lingjiu for a month, can you?Moreover, what reason should be used to trip him?Li San was very worried.I came here suddenly, and I am not familiar with the place of life. Even if I was imprisoned at first, it would only be a physical burden, and I would not have the fear of being alone and helpless.Besides, Li Lingjiu treated him very well, never really got angry or punished him, and never pretended to be an emperor. This special treatment made Li San somewhat satisfied and unscrupulous, and even had some unknown expectations.This kind of feeling is indescribable, so that when helping Concubine Zhao Gui, I felt a little betrayed, but I didn't know why I wasn't afraid.
"Empress, you are here." Xiao Quanzi was a little strange, the empress was particularly diligent recently.Come to the imperial study room every afternoon, accompany the emperor to read the memorial, have dinner in the Yulin Palace at night, and don't leave until the emperor wants to set up a concubine palace, or sleep with the emperor in the Yulin Palace.Isn't this competition for favor too obvious?
"Well, the emperor is in the imperial study, right?" Li San went straight up the steps and asked while walking.
"Here, my servant will pass it on to you." He pretended to enter the door to inform, but Li San snatched him into the imperial study.
Xiao Quanzi could only retreat silently.It is said that concubines need to get permission to meet the emperor, but the emperor always breaks in directly, not caring about palace etiquette, and the emperor has never been angry.Xiao Quanzi knew in his heart that the emperor really doted on the empress.
Hearing the voice, Li Lingjiu continued to look at the memorial, and said without raising her head, "A few days ago, Lingmei's mother's family paid tribute to some fruit, which was placed on the table. It tastes good, you can try it."
On the porcelain plate on the table, there were several cubed fruits. The snow-white flesh glistened with juice, and looked delicious.Li San took a thin wooden stick from the plate and inserted a piece. It tasted smooth and tender, with a delicate fruity taste, sweet and refreshing, and a good taste.Inserted a few more entrances, and enjoyed enough, only to realize that I didn't come to eat.
Li San reached out and grabbed the memorial, shared it and threw it to the side, and stuffed the paper with the filled-in form in his hand into Li Lingjiu's hand, pouted for him to look at it.
On the paper is a calendar-like table, separated by lines drawn horizontally and vertically, and the concubine's name is written below each date.
Seeing Li Lingjiu's face full of doubts, Li San explained: "In order to reflect my responsibility as the master of the harem, and at the same time for the sake of the harem's happiness, I think I should arrange bedtime affairs for you."
Li Lingjiu couldn't help laughing when she heard this, she didn't make a sound, but she was full of playful smiles, and stared at Li San with burning eyes.
Li San was stared at with guilt, he glanced left and right, thinking of a suitable explanation.
On this list of attendants, Zuiyue ranked the most, followed by Concubine Chen and Concubine Ling, Concubine Zhao was the least of these three, and there were a few unfamiliar concubines among the others.Li San was calculating in his heart, so he couldn't make it too obvious.It is obviously inappropriate to put all the concubines on display, and the emperor is not a stud/horse, so everyone is interested.Li Lingjiu will not be unhappy that the most favored dates have many dates.Zuiyue was the most favored some time ago, so I had to line up more to buffer my sense of loss.For this reason, Li San specifically checked the festivals of Jin Yu, and ranked Concubine Zhao on those days, and it would be enough to get Li Lingjiu drunk in time for the festival.Other days are easy to say, it is not difficult to hold him back.
Li Lingjiu roughly scanned the list of servants. In fact, he didn't care much about who served him, but he was curious why Li San cared about this matter.There are also some days when the concubine does not need to stay in bed, Li San marked the blank, the emperor can choose.But after watching for a while, Li Lingjiu discovered the problem.
"There's something wrong with this dorm list." Li Lingjiu shook the paper and said.
After saying this, Li San became nervous, and hurriedly asked some questions, thinking how to explain himself if he found out?
"Why is there no empress here?" Li Lingjiu stared at Li San, and sure enough, he saw him stunned by this question.
Li San lowered his head to look at the form, then looked up at Li Lingjiu, then lowered his head and raised his head again, his eyes blinked in confusion, he didn't know whether he didn't react or didn't think about himself at all, his expression was really cute.
"My empress, who only knows how to benefit others, but doesn't care about herself, is the blessing of my Golden Feather Dynasty. But..." Li Lingjiu stretched out her thumb and touched Li Sandai's thin lips, which were stunned and unresponsive. "How can I wrong the empress, don't you think so?"
The ending was a little provocative, and Li San, who woke up from the start, walked away in an instant.
It's not that he didn't notice Li San's abnormality.These days, Li San pestered him every day, and even directly intervened in his summoning concubines to sleep with him.
Yesterday the card turned to Concubine Zhao Gui. As an emperor, he doesn't need to force anyone, he prefers the kind of person who can relax on the bed.It may be because Concubine Zhao was born in a family of generals, unlike ordinary girls, who were taught how to serve men before marriage, so she was not enthusiastic about these things.Although he finds it boring, but for the sake of her huge family background, he has to take care of her from time to time, so he plans to go to Concubine Zhao.But Li San said that there were many things he didn't understand about the basics of lightness kung fu, so he insisted on staying with him until midnight, but in the end he had to give up the matter of recruiting people to sleep.
Li San had dinner with him every night, watched him turn over the signs, pointed and commented, and sometimes stayed with him directly to talk about the way of governing the country and Sun Tzu's Art of War, and then slept with him.
If Li San interfered with him like this, he should be angry, but he just found it interesting, and even a little happy.Li Lingjiu has an urge to want Li San to truly become his person, and this urge didn't just happen recently.
Holding Zuiyue that night, seeing Li San's dazed eyes, I couldn't help but want to tease him, thinking that if the person in my arms was replaced by him, he would be slightly excited if he bowed softly and wanted to pant and scream .
Now that Li San is intervening in the issue of his concubine's sleeping, does it mean that he cares about it?But Li San didn't fill in his name on the sleeping list, which made Li Lingjiu really depressed.
"Don't make trouble, I'm serious."
"What I said is also serious." Li Lingjiu's eyes were facing Li San's, with a serious expression, "It's not because you are my concubine, but because I have desires. Since you don't reject me, then you can .”
Li San was stunned and shook his head unconsciously.I have desire for you, these words echoed in Li San's mind, making Li San feel relieved and apprehensive.
"You don't like me?" Li Lingjiu asked.
Li San shook his head.
"Since you like it, you can stay in Yulin Palace tonight. I have experience, even though it's your first time, it won't hurt you."
This is... Molested again?
"Li Lingjiu!" Li San frowned, his face flushed with anger, "I promised to accompany you in acting, but I didn't promise to accompany you in bed/sex, you should give up your heart. If you play me like this again, I won't do it I'm leaving!"
"I'm not kidding you... hey, don't just leave without saying anything, it's okay if I don't mention it." Seeing Li San standing up and about to leave, Li Lingjiu had no choice but to be helpless. Once, why was he treated as a hooligan?
"Once the empress leaves, who will help me arrange the affairs of the harem?" Seeing that Li San didn't stop walking outside, Li Lingjiu could only change the subject.
Immediately he stood up in his walking steps, Li San thought of his purpose for coming, so he could only turn back and sit down at the table, still fuming.
Seeing him come back, Li Lingjiu took the form and approached Li San, casually pointed to an unfamiliar name inside and said, "I don't quite understand the list of servants, please tell me how it was arranged, who is this concubine... "
Li San sighed helplessly at Li Lingjiu's flattery, and could only explain to him the pre-prepared remarks one by one.
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