Goddess hits female nerve

After working for a long time, the final result was that Ji Youze was the last to serve.

As she brought the kelp to the dining table, she felt powerless and exhausted.

Sun Fei's tomato scrambled eggs are cooked well. The eggs are bright yellow, and the tomato pieces are medium in size.

Hu Qingqing's cucumber shoot looks pretty good too.

Xue Shaohua's sashimi fillet also feels that the meat must be extremely smooth and tender just by looking at it, making the mouth water.Molier's shredded fish-flavored pork is also cut very evenly, covered with thick juice, bright red in color and rich in fragrance.

There is also the lotus meat made by Kang Xi. There is a piece of shrimp on each tenderloin, and it is deep-fried in a pan until golden, arranged in a flower-like shape, and orange-red juice is poured on it, It really is full of color, fragrance and taste.

Although Yang Suhuan's fruit salad felt a little perfunctory at first, but now I feel that the dishes on this table are only complete with it.As for Qian Jia's noodles, every time Ji Youze took a look at it, he wanted to hold Qian Jia's collar and beat him up.

"Come, come, let's start!" Xue Shaohua first picked up the chopsticks, and then stretched them towards the hibiscus meat made by Kang Xi.

Mo Lier and Hu Qingqing were also the first to pick up the dish.And after everyone took a bite, they all stared round their eyes while chewing while nodding and sticking out their thumbs.It seemed to be so delicious that they didn't even want to stop chewing and talking.

Ji Youze saw that everyone was eating so deliciously, so he also stretched out his chopsticks to grab a piece.

The meat was done wonderfully.There was tenderloin, shrimp, ham, egg whites, and something that Ji Youze didn't know what it was.All in all it looks great.Take a bite, the taste is really great.

Sure enough, every time he ate the dishes made by Kang Xi, Ji Youze would feel that he was the happiest woman in the world.However, after an hour, her sense of well-being was gone.She began to feel that she was the most miserable woman in the world.

Since Ji Youze was the last to serve, he naturally had to accept the legendary punishment.

"I came up with a good idea." After everyone discussed for a long time, Xue Shaohua suddenly pushed down his glasses and smiled a little sinister.

"What idea?" Ji Youze immediately sent out alert messages all over his body.

"Wait a while, you take the loudspeaker, go out, and sell 'twisted twists, fifty cents each, pass by on the street, don't miss it!', and sell for 5 minutes to pass!"

"Then you have to have a speaker, right?" Ji Youze said immediately.

"It's okay, it's just the speaker. We have a lot of program groups, and we can send them over with just one phone call." Xue Shaohua smiled.

Ji Youze turned to look at the big guys, and they all nodded.Even Kang Xi looked at her with a wicked look on her face.

Ji Youze thought for a while, and felt that it was okay. This punishment was actually very easy to complete.It's much better than the messy and unscrupulous punishment.

So, after thinking about it again and again, Ji Youze nodded solemnly.

"Okay. Little Jasmine, aren't you good at makeup? You're almost being called a chivalrous woman by everyone. So, give us Xiao Ji, and paint the emerald green flower makeup that was so popular a while ago. "Xue Shaohua said, and patted Mo Lier's shoulder again.

"Why do you need to put on makeup?" Ji Youze was stunned.

"Hey. After all, you are a star. If you just walk out like this, it's not good, right? So, you must pretend to be a little bit."

What Xue Shaohua said was so reasonable, Ji Youze felt completely powerless to refute.

Half an hour later, Ji Youze was forced to change into the floral dress that Mo Lier bought but hadn't removed yet, and his hair was also tied into two braids.Her head was wrapped in a silk scarf, her face was dotted with countless small freckles, and her lips were painted extremely red.

With this appearance, even if she was pushed in front of her mother, her mother would not dare to recognize her.

After everything was done, the group sat in the car provided by the program group.

In the carriage, Xue Shaohua was still not idle.He also took another water-based pen and drew a big dot under Ji Youze's chin.

Even the cameraman couldn't help but smile.

After about 20 minutes, the car stopped downstairs of a certain resident.

At this point, there are not many people, but there are some people walking around.There are also some children running around and playing.

After Ji Youze was pushed out of the car by everyone, he stood there holding the loudspeaker, a little at a loss.

Before she could open her mouth, a few boys with toy cars turned their heads and looked at her.

After that, Ji Youze looked at a bamboo basket covered with a towel that Xue Shaohua forcibly stuffed into his arms, cleared his throat, and then raised the speaker.

"Twist, fifty cents a piece, pass by, don't miss it! Hey! Come and have a look, take a look, twist, fifty cents a piece, pass by, don't miss it..." When Ji Youze made a sound, people around They all turned their heads to look at her reflexively.

It's just a few words and that's it, 5 minutes... It's really unimaginable.

"Twist..."

"Do you sell mahua?" At this moment, a little boy walked up to Ji Youze and asked.

What!Will someone actually come to strike up a conversation and buy it? !Ji Youze was stunned for a second, then nodded blankly, and said, "Big."

"How big is it, can you show me?" The little boy continued to ask, and he had already reached into his purse, as if he was about to pay for it.

"It's so big that you can't hold it!" Ji Youze broke out in cold sweat.

The little boy was puzzled after hearing this.

"impossible!"

"Yes...Actually..." Ji Youze licked his lower lip, and then said, "Actually, I don't sell mahua here."

"Damn mentally retarded." The little boy gave her a contemptuous glance after hearing this, and then left.After walking a few steps, he turned around again, grimaced, and added, "Looks like a retarded man!"

Ji Youze touched his forehead, turned his head to look into the car, and saw that Kang Xi and the others were already leaning forward and backward with laughter.

Get back in the car.Ji Youze scanned the crowd with resentment, venting his resentment unabashedly.However, everyone who met her gaze trembled with laughter.

Ji Youze felt that she had a little conflict with this show.In this program, I was simply bewitched.

But to be honest, I'm very happy.

This kind of program really cannot be said to be completely recorded according to one's own lifestyle, but a guide will be given in the program.For example, the so-called task is a guiding role, just for fun.

However, that does not mean that all are false.What's more, participating in this kind of program has an advantage, that is, everyone can really let go and play.When you go to various places, you don't need to wrap yourself up like a zongzi, you can show your appearance openly.

After all, the program team will ensure everyone's safety throughout the process.

Although she made a lot of embarrassments, overall, she felt quite happy.

The next day.

Bai Xiaoyue, Kang Xi's old classmate and friend outside the circle, found Kang Xi, hoping that she could help post an advertisement about her company's recently launched game on Weibo.

Bai Xiaoyue said that the company is rectifying its internal staff, and both she and the other girl have the opportunity to be promoted, but the higher-ups are still considering it, mainly because the performance of the two is still being evaluated.Bai Xiaoyue's performance in the past few months has been okay, but it's still not enough. If she gets Kang Xi to advertise this time, her superiors will affirm her performance.

After all, Kang Xi usually accepts big-name endorsements, and such things as directly posting advertisements on Weibo are indeed very rare.

After pondering for a while, Kang Xi nodded.

But she didn't want to advertise directly.After all, it's too uninnovative, and most people don't want to play it after seeing it, and turn around to play other things.

Just look at the microblogs of some celebrities.

Generally speaking, the original Weibo has more viewers, more likes, and more people commenting.The second is forwarding.And the number of comments and likes is very small, usually it is some relatively blunt advertising blog posts.

So, Kang Xi thought of a way.That is to write an interesting long Weibo.

But if you write a long Weibo, it must be difficult to write without playing games.

After thinking about it, Kang Xi grabbed Ji Youze and asked her to play the game with him.

That game is new, and it hasn't been fully launched yet, but it's fun.It is said that it is a very good game, only people with high IQ and high EQ can play it well.Otherwise, he would be so angry with the game that he would vomit blood.

As for Ji Youze, he readily agreed and took the job right away.

So, one night, the two temporarily asked for leave, left the villa recorded by their super roommates, returned to their own homes, turned on their computers, and registered IDs respectively.

This is a game of two heroines. Kang Xi chose a character with a purple body and registered an id called 'Tianmu Youyin'.

Ji Youze chose a female character with big breasts in a silver battle suit, and registered an id named 'Little Witch of Wushan'.

After everything was ready, the two entered the game.

Kang Xi has already drawn up the general form of the long Weibo and so on.Moreover, she has been taking screenshots intelligently almost since she registered.

After all, these can be reserved as material for writing long Weibo.

It is estimated that it will be ok after playing for one night.It won't be too complicated.However, Kang Xi completely underestimated Ji Youze's convulsions.

in the game.

Kang Xi's 'Tianmu Youyin' was wearing a purple-gold combat outfit, with her hands folded over her shoulders, standing against the wind on a huge banyan tree growing on a steep cliff, her purple eyes radiated unruly light, proudly looking forward to the territory she had conquered so far.

Just as she was about to take a step and leap forward lightly, suddenly a hole was pierced through the back of her head by an iron chain, and she rolled into the cliff on all fours.

That's right, it was Ji Youze's character who attacked her: 'Little Witch of Wushan'.

Entering this new game and fighting inexplicably for most of the night, but still stuck here, Kang Xi's face is pale.

Every time she wanted to leave here, the 'Little Witch of Wushan' would always kill herself after finishing a batch of blood bats.

For the first time, the 'Little Witch of Wushan' couldn't keep her feet on her feet, so after running all the way, she kicked 'Tianmu Youyin' into the bottom of the cliff.

The second time, the "Little Witch of Wushan" successfully dealt with the blood bats and obtained the magic weapon - the Frozen Crossbow. She said that she wanted to try how powerful it was, and then she shot it with one arrow. Tone 'heart.

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All in all, Kang Xi played from late night to daytime under the various tortures of "Little Witch of Wushan" Ji Youze, and she was exhausted to the point of exhaustion.

Although some of the settings in this game are a bit magical, Kang Xi feels that if you explore carefully, you can still play, and it shouldn't be like this no matter what.

"This is the last time, if I can't make it through, I'll go to sleep." Kang Xi said weakly.

"Okay!" Ji Youze replied excitedly.

result.

The "Little Witch of Wushan" was accidentally sucked by blood bats and poisoned with psychedelic poison, so she ran over with her arms and legs like a jumping god, wrapped in piles, and both fell into the cliff.

Kang Xi stared at the computer screen for a long time without speaking.