Goddess hits female nerve

The smell of beef filled the whole room.Ji Youze was intoxicated by it and couldn't extricate himself.And in her hand, she was holding a bag of pet treats at the moment.

It said on the package that it tasted like beef.

Opening the bag, he took out a small bone-shaped biscuit, and the Chihuahua who had been guarding Ji Youze's feet jumped up happily, and even spun around on one leg.

Ji Youze looked at the biscuit, then at the dog, and smelled the scent from the kitchen.Both her stomach and her nerves were telling her that she was a little hungry.

"Beef-flavored, beef-flavored..." Ji Youze paced back and forth holding the bag of biscuits.

So Chihuahua also ran around following her with her calves.

Speaking of which, what do dog snacks taste like?

Turning his eyes, he looked at the dog.Ji Youze slowly put the biscuit in his hand into his mouth.

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There was a few seconds of silence.

"Wow, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof——" Chihuahua became angry instantly, chasing Ji Youze all over the room!

Ji Youze's face turned pale with fright, he frowned with a bone biscuit in his mouth, waved his arms quickly, and ran towards the kitchen.

At this time, Kang Xi had just arranged the bean curd and cucumbers on a plate, and was ready to pour the prepared sauce on top.But when she saw Chihuahua and Ji Youze running over together, she put down everything she was doing.

"Didn't I tell you to feed it, why did you eat it yourself?" Kang Xi took the bone biscuit out of Ji Youze's mouth and threw it to the Chihuahua.

But the Chihuahua looked at it, sniffed it, suddenly whined, and ran away with the biscuit in its mouth.The little tail dangled behind the buttocks.

"I'm hungry." Ji Youze replied innocently, leaning aside.

At this time, Kang Xi had prepared several dishes and put them aside, only one double pepper tofu was left uncooked.

Ji Youze smelled the smell of those dishes, and his stomach singing became more joyful.

"It will be ready soon, little princess, just wait." Kang Xi said, put the pot that had just been cleaned on the stove again, and turned on the fire.

A few minutes later, the originally bare table was already covered with food.

"The authentic way of braised beef in red wine shouldn't be like this, but there is nothing you can do in order to hurry up. Don't be disgusted." When Ji Youze finished filling two bowls of rice, Kang Xi walked over with a snow-white ceramic plate , this is the first and last dish to cook.

I saw a circle of green broccoli on the side of the plate, and beef and carrots in the middle.The carrot and beef pieces still look intact and have not been damaged by the stew.

Ji Youze doesn't care so much, what you don't dislike, as long as it is made by Kang Xi, in her opinion, it is the most delicious thing in the world!All the chefs can't compare to her!

Ji Youze picked up the chopsticks and picked up a piece of beef.I saw that the beef was surrounded by a layer of thick sauce, which was attractive in color and rich in fragrance.Putting it into the mouth and chewing it, I feel that the meat is tender and soft, and the juice is evenly distributed, seeping into every texture of the meat, giving the tip of the tongue an unexpected enjoyment.

"Delicious!" Ji Youze held the bowl, staring at the stars, and gave a thumbs up.If she had a tail, it would probably have broken off at this moment.

"Try this again." Hearing Ji Youze's praise, Kang Xi was very happy, picked up a small salt-baked potato, followed it with his hand, and carefully put it into Ji Youze's mouth.

The little potato was about the size of two quail eggs put together, and it was slightly flattened, causing the surface to crack slightly.The golden skin was fried on both sides, so the stuffing inside burst out a little bit, with a little heat, and it smelled very delicious.

In the mouth, the taste is even more amazing.The small golden crust on the surface of the potato tastes particularly delicious, and the piece under the surface and in the middle tastes very fragrant and soft.

Ji Youze felt that at this moment, he was like a potato prince living in a fairy tale world with a golden crown on his head.

etc.Potato Prince?

Not long after, Ji Youze finished a bowl of white rice.

When serving the second bowl, she told herself that no matter how delicious the food is, she can only eat two bowls!After all, it is dinner, two bowls is the limit!She is an artist, so she can't eat too much!

However, after the second bowl was over, Ji Youze picked up the last grain of rice on the wall of the bowl with his chopsticks to the tip of his tongue, looking at the few dishes left on the table, he fell into a state of hesitation.

"Okay, when I'm done eating, I'll turn on the TV. It's almost time for the show." Kang Xi put down the tableware and looked at the time.

Ji Youze also immediately looked at the watch on his wrist.It seems, indeed.

After Kang Xi finished speaking, she ignored Ji Youze and went to the living room to turn on the TV.

After hearing the sound of the TV, Ji Youze panicked.

To eat or not to eat?Continue to eat?What should I do if I grow flesh? Yang Cailin will come and hack himself to death, right? !don't eat?Ah, there are actually not many dishes left on the table. If you add more oil, it can be solved completely!

After struggling for a long time, Ji Youze heard the voice of the preview program on TV!

"What are you still doing?" Kang Xi's voice floated over from afar!

"Wait a minute!" Ji Youze replied.

In the end, Ji Youze made a very great decision.She threw the small bowl aside, then ran to the cupboard, took a stainless steel basin, rinsed it twice, and ran back to the dining table.

"Hey, that day at noon—" Ji Youze scooped up lumps of rice from the rice cooker into the basin with a wooden spoon.

"Sweat dripping down to the soil—" Ji Youze also scraped off the rice cooker.

"Who knows that Chinese food—" Ji Youze picked up the dishes on the table, and poured them into the basin one after another.

"It's all hard work—hehe, let's go, watch TV!" After humming the poem and shaking all the juice from the beef plate into the basin, Ji Youze held the basin contentedly He rushed to the living room and sat next to Kang Xi.

Kang Xi, who was chatting with Cai Yun on WeChat, raised her head, and was shocked when she saw Ji Youze next to her.It's like the kind of tape that gets stuck after leaving it on.

"Excuse me, I want to ask, am I...in a relationship with a person or...a pig?" Kang Xi widened her eyes.Although she was very happy to see Ji Youze eating the food she made so deliciously.But, this, this, this, this is too exaggerated!

Ji Youze coughed and said, "Pigs eat so much every day! As for me, I only eat so much occasionally, so of course I am human!"

The explanation is so reasonable and well-founded that it is difficult to refute!Kang Xi felt that she was right.

"So, girl, you don't have to worry!" Ji Youze solemnly patted Kang Xi's shoulder, and with a groan, he swallowed another piece of carrot made with beef.

Kang Xi glanced at her again, holding back her smile on the surface, her expression was full of disgust, but her heart was already hurt by laughing.

Soon, the show began.

The host was very active as always, stirring up the atmosphere of the audience within minutes.

After you said something to each other, after blowing Ji Youze and Kang Xi to be the only two immortals in the world, they finally said together: "Now, please applaud and invite our two—the Goddess of the Deep Sea!"

After the audience cheered for a while, the color of the lights on the stage gradually changed to a uniform dark blue, and then gradually changed to a layered blue.The entire stage was rendered as if it were a real seabed.

The gauze on the stage gradually spread out, beautiful big shells appeared in front of everyone, and a lot of props in the shape of coral and seaweed decorated the stage.looks good.

In fact, the choreographer has done enough homework.Because the ending song of this movie is called Deep Sea, this theme was deliberately designed.

Ji Youze and Kang Xi are both wearing blue clothes, if they are different, it's just that the styles are not the same.Since Kang Xi is wearing high heels, while Ji Youze is wearing flat shoes, there doesn't seem to be much difference in height between the two.

As the lights turned, two people appeared in front of everyone holding hands, like mermaids.

The slightly curly hair rolled down, lining the fair and blood-colored skin, the soft eyebrows matched with the upturned nose, and the cherry lips were slightly parted.Kang Xi put her hand in Ji Youze's, and the moment she walked out holding her skirt, she was so beautiful.

Even though Ji Youze was sitting next to Kang Xi at this time, he was still so captivated by the appearance of someone on the screen that he almost ran away.

At this time, the camera switched to Ji Youze.

Because the bangs are long, the stylist gave her a big side part. There is no curl, but it is blown a little fluffy, which looks very natural.Two-thirds of the end of the hair is lightly tied with lace cloth strips with bright pink. From certain angles, it looks a little pretty and a little handsome.

The most beautiful parts of Ji Youze's face are those eyes and nose.Slightly like a supermodel, whether looking at you in a daze, looking at people provocatively, or looking at you indifferently, it is very lethal.

The camera cuts to her, she is looking at Kang Xi with a smile on her face.Afterwards, she seemed to notice something, she turned her head, raised her eyes slightly, looked at the camera, the corners of her mouth were slightly hooked, she didn't deliberately discharge electricity, but she had the skill to turn a large area upside down.

That kind of beauty is different from Kang Xi, but it's like chronic eczema, once it seeps into people's hearts, it's hard to eradicate.

Kang Xi was inexplicably happy when she saw that scene.Look, this is the woman she likes, the light all over her body is brighter than diamonds!Moreover, this shot is really good, like a movie.That look is so annoying!

Kang Xi turned around with a smile, and wanted to praise Ji Youze, but found that Ji Youze next to him had a bunch of things stuffed into his mouth, and he was looking for water from this cup or that cup on the coffee table at the moment.

Well...the gap between the front and back of the screen is actually quite large.

Kang Xi patted Ji Youze's back speechlessly, went to pour a glass of water, and brought it to Ji Youze.

"It's so delicious and enjoyable!" Ji Youze finished drinking the water, leaned against the sofa pillow while touching his round belly, and hiccupped.

"I really want to record you like this and send it out. You're such a big man." Kang Xi took out her phone as she spoke.

"No, no!" Ji Youze immediately jumped up and grabbed Kang Xi's phone.

On the TV, Ji Youze and Kang Xi are singing.In fact, Ji Youze's singing is relatively bad, so she is responsible for relatively simple parts.

The core part of the whole song was given to Kang Xi.But fortunately, the feeling of the two singing together is still very good.

Can't say it's a natural sound, but it's not bad anyway.

A song is over, and it's time for the host to speak again.So Kang Xi and Ji Youze huddled together and checked Weibo.

When I opened the topic of tonight's show, I saw a lot of confessions.

Little Bean Sprout: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh again?" The accompanying picture is a TV screenshot of Ji Youze looking up at the camera."

Wuha: "I'm going to bend!!! Say it again, I'm going to bend! Kang Xi and Ji Youze, you two are simply monsters!"

Bai Huahai: "The opening of this issue is really amazing. Is it because of Kang Xi that the stage is so rich? But the visuals are indeed very enjoyable. It is because the dance is so good, Or is it because Kang Ji and the two are so beautiful? In short, I will definitely watch this movie."

The peach blossoms in the dream: "Yan control party, are you bleeding tonight?!"

Xi Bao's knight: "I don't care, Xi Bao, you have taken my heart away, you are responsible for me, you want to marry me!"

Because the program is broadcast live, if there is no TV, it doesn't seem so convenient.After all, if you watch the live broadcast online, if the network is not strong enough, it will be inhumanely stuck.

So some young people will choose to watch the replay the next day.However, those who watch these programs and still get together to discuss are young people.

Therefore, there are not so many people who brush the topic now.It's just that even now, if you search for any of Ji Youze and Kang Xi's names, you will still find that there are not many people talking about them.

It wasn't until the next morning that this topic was really blown up.

Moreover, no matter what webpage you are browsing, the advertisement banners that pop up at the bottom of the browser are all the hot spots of the news that Kang Xiji Youze is on the same stage.

Someone specially intercepted the high-resolution pictures of the two of them and made a collection for everyone to download.

Someone drew a four-frame caricature of the two of them and posted it online.

Someone drew a Q version of the two of them, and thoughtfully made them into squares for everyone to use as avatars.

Moreover, "Have you collapsed?" has also become a popular topic of discussion.

As for the [Marry by Merit] fan group, everyone is even more cheerful.

"I have a hunch that our old season will definitely be popular in the second half of this year!"

"Must! Besides, director Wang's films have always been quality assurance. With good scripts, good acting skills and good packaging, nothing is impossible."

"Worthy of being called the Wuli square dancer, it's really great!"

"I was so excited that I was about to cry. Woohoo, for the first time, when I searched for Season [-], I looked around and almost all praised her. Although there were still mouse feces, they were all covered, woohoo, So touched!"

The tumbler: "Yeah, everyone was amazed by her this time, right?" Kang Xi, who was sitting in the dressing room, couldn't help but also asked a question.

Seasonal Animal: "Yes yes yes! I decided to love her harder from now on, haha!"

Na Shan fell in love with a piece of sea: "Haha! Some sunspots are still jumping, but I don't need to do anything. Many passers-by have become fans, and then I found that many people's fighting power is much better than mine!"

After that, Nashan fell in love with a piece of sea and sent a screenshot.

In the screenshot, a person named 'Durian stewed chicken is not delicious' said: "Aren't you out of your mind? Once the marketing account washes her white, you take it seriously? Why don't you be so mentally retarded and be led by the nose? ? Miss Ji’s black history, I saved it on a hard drive, who of you want to read it? I’ll send it to you.”

In this case, many people exploded at once.Especially passerby fans who have just turned fans.

Little Ding Dong: "You make it sound like you have a brain, but you don't even have a head."

The Powerpuff Girls: "I'm sorry, people who are born black can't be whitewashed."

A distance of one kilometer: "Mr. Durian stewed chicken is not delicious, may I ask if your IQ fell in the slaughterhouse? I have already brought it back for you. Although it is full of holes, I still trouble you to fix it for yourself. Don't fool around."

Squid ring girl: "Then you send out the dry goods on that hard drive."

Durian stewed chicken is not tasty: "Hehe. Why should I show you crazy people? Do you want to see it? I just won't show it to you."

Throw away my little stupid: "Oh. ⊙_⊙".

Serious nonsense: "Oh. ⊙_⊙".

There is a Sadako on the opposite side: "Oh. ⊙_⊙".

……

After watching the screenshot of the mountain falling in love with a sea of ​​hair, everyone in the group burst into laughter.Said that the fighting power of these new fans is simply too strong, and they are very cute and cute.

"What group, what to choose..." In the dressing room, Kang Xi, who had already put on her makeup and was waiting for the photo shoot, was excited to watch in the group, when a voice suddenly came from beside her.

She was startled, and when she looked back, she realized that it was Cai Yun.

"What are you doing? Do you have a ghost in your heart? Why is your face pale with fright?" Cai Yun patted Kang Xi on the shoulder and sat beside her.

"Where is it?" Kang Xi replied with a smile.

"You look good recently, your complexion is rosy, what happened to you?" Cai Yun's eyes were also very poisonous.

"It's nothing, it's just..." Kang Xi looked around, then waved at Cai Yun.

Cai Yun leaned over to Kang Xi curiously, waiting for her to reveal herself.

"I, I won't tell you." However, Kang Xi smiled lightly and said such a sentence.

Cai Yun rolled his eyes when he heard this, and made a gesture to beat her up.

Kang Xi laughed so hard that she leaned forward and backward.When I turned my head, I saw the itinerary on the table.As a result, her expression gradually became more serious.

Going to watch a screening soon.Hope to get a good response.How to say this kind of subject matter.Even if the filming is not bad, there will always be a bunch of straight men and straight women who come to criticize.