Goddess hits female nerve
Chapter 4 Han Youyou Girls, Unable to Think
"Hehe." Ji Youze smiled after listening to Guan'er, straightened his back and said without blinking: "Which zoo did you come from? Have you been vaccinated? What did you spray? Did I stab your mother or Killed your father?"
"You, you, you, you, you really have no quality!" The little clerk blushed with anger, as if he wanted to come up and slap her.
However, at this time, Kang Xi suddenly stepped in, lay down in front of the shop assistant, tapped the counter with her slender white fingers, and said, "Don't you want me to sign it? Where can I sign it?"
"That's it, here it is!" The clerk's face changed instantly, and he became shy and shy. After fumbling for a long time from the bag, he took out a small notebook and spread it respectfully in front of Kang Xi.
Kang Xi pulled out her pen, signed quickly, then looked at the clerk, and asked, "How old is my little sister?"
"Ten, 19 years old!"
"Oh~ she looks really cute. Sure enough, my fans are all little beauties. However, if you want to stay beautiful all the time, you still need to pay attention to the secret." After finishing speaking, Kang Xi blinked her eyes.
"What, what's the secret?"
"Be kind to others, and the other person's mood will improve, and seeing the other person's mood improve, your mood will also become beautiful. Remember, love is born from the heart." After finishing speaking, Kang Xi took a bag of French fries from the shelf beside her, slender With a subtle twist between her thin fingers and then resting on the stage, her vermilion lips parted slightly: "Check out."
After listening, the little clerk bit his lower lip and nodded, and stopped talking. It seemed that he was influenced by Kang Xi and was doing self-examination.
At the same time, Ji Youze went to a bar, ordered a cocktail wearing big black sunglasses and a big hat, and didn't check the prescription. After drinking, he felt a little dizzy, and everything he saw was doubled.She just wanted to take advantage of Jiuxiong to tell herself that there is no failure in this life, and that she can still make great strides forward.
However, she forgot that she was a pourer.
No, the reality is far more serious than this. She is a person who can get drunk after eating a few candies.The year before last, someone secretly mixed some wine into her Sprite.After she finished drinking, she blushed and held the face of another little girl and asked, "Magic mirror, magic mirror, who is the most beautiful in this world?"
I swiped my card to check out in a daze, pressed the wrong password a few times, and the card was frozen.
So she opened the bag and fiddled with it for a long time, and finally pulled out a hundred-yuan bill, three 50-yuan bills, two ten-yuan bills, and nineteen steel coins.With a pat on the table, she staggered off the high stool and walked back.
There is a feeling of stepping on the void for a moment.
There are many specific manifestations of drunkenness.Some have pale faces and are full of energy, but they still wander off when they walk.Some were red-faced, drunk, mad, crying, fussing and about to hang themselves.Some of them fell asleep on the table or on the road without any reaction.
And Ji Youze's symptom is that he becomes extremely powerful but fights with his legs while walking.Moreover, even his thinking seems to be covered with a layer of paste, and he can regard the sun as the moon.
Back at the residence, Ji Youze stood outside the door and began to swipe his card.
Didi beeped several times, but the door would not open.
So Ji Youze gritted his teeth and held the doorknob while slapping and kicking and shouting: "What a broken door, my mother has broken down like this since she first came here, I want to complain! Complain!"
Ji Youze kicked and kicked the door open with a slam!
Ji Youze didn't think much about it, he slammed the door open and walked in, only to feel that something heavy fell to the ground.
However, she didn't check it out, she just turned around and walked into the bathroom.
Hehe, today is really crazy, why did the bathroom change sides?
Still without thinking about it, Ji Youze closed the door after entering, opened the toilet lid and threw up, but nothing came out, just retching.After a while, she stood up and flushed the toilet, walked to the mirror of the washstand and took a look, and found that there were some high-end skin care products endorsed by Kang Xi on the counter, and they were skin care products that she would never use if she saw them.
Drunkly, she picked it up and looked at it, muttering: "When did I buy these craps?", and then threw them all into the trash can.
Finally, he opened the door and walked out, and met a delicate face with frowning.
"Big sister, who are you? Why are you at my house?" Ji Youze would become all kinds of strange things when he drank.
It was a state of being drunk but not drunk, and one could deny one's relatives.
Immediately afterwards, Ji Youze closed his eyes, fell down, and fell asleep directly.
Kang Xi glanced at her, rubbed her forehead and shook her head.Fortunately, there was a new layer of super thick elastic carpet on the ground, otherwise it would have fallen into a mental retardation.
"Although I know that you drink badly, I still didn't expect you to be like this." Kang Xi really couldn't bear such a person lying in her own home.
So, she opened the door, put her slender hands under Ji Youze's armpits, and dragged her out with all her strength.
After being dragged out, Kang Xi went in and took Ji Youze's bag, unzipped it to find Ji Youze's own key card, and was about to stuff her back to her home.
But it was like a mini-earthquake had happened to the bag, and everything was thrown together.After searching for a long time, Kang Xi finally found the key card.Just when Kang Xi was about to pack her bag, she accidentally found a small notebook.
I saw a photo of Ji Youze and himself on the cover of the notebook.
The photo was huge, covering half the notebook.The frame is ugly and slightly unorthodox.
Kang Xi still remembered that the two of them went to shoot together on Valentine's Day.
At that time, all the classmates in the class took the partner out to go shopping and eat as soon as school was over, but Kang Xi and Ji Youze were both punished by the teacher to stand in the office because they were late.
In fact, the two are not familiar with each other.
But at that time there was only one teacher and the two of them in the office, and they couldn't help staring and winking from time to time.Kang Xi pointed to the teacher's feet, so Ji Youze frowned cooperatively and raised his hand to slap his nose.
It was just such a small interaction, but after the penalty station was over, the two of them went out for a few laps together, and went to the night market to buy a bag of puffs, two glasses of Coke, and a box of grilled chicken wings.
Friendship is hard to find sometimes, but sometimes it comes so fast.
Especially when they found that they were like-minded in many aspects, and the matching rate was as high as 90.00%, they came at once.
So, after eating, the two of them went to take a headshot.It was also the first time that the two of them took a group photo.
Kang Xi was stunned for a moment, then opened the notebook curiously and looked at it again, only to see the words on the back: "There are trees in the south, you can't rest. There are wandering girls in Han, you can't think about it."
This guy... the entire diary only has this paragraph, and he still keeps it with him...
Forcing herself not to think too much, Kang Xi resolutely opened Ji Youze's door, and then stuffed her in like a sandbag.
However, after returning to his living room, Ji Youze sat on the sofa in a daze for a while, still a little concerned, so he turned on the computer and entered Ji Youze's name on Baidu.
Today's search content is no different from usual, and it is still so explosive.
The title of the first page of the search page: Ji Youze is suspected of being a mistress tearing up a family, Ji Youze is in love with the city, Ji Youze and Kang Xi don't like each other and tear up the whole content of the fight, Ji Youze's plastic surgery is of low quality...
It's all really weird stuff.Kang Xi pinched her chin and shook her head.This is the effect of offending all the media on the earth.Simply anti-human.
After closing the page, she exhaled, took out her phone, made a call, and asked someone to repair the door.
Good guy, that strongman Ji Youze broke her door lock with one kick.
After fixing the door lock, Kang Xi went into the bathroom to wash up, and when she was about to apply skin care products, she realized that all those things had disappeared!
Kang Xi looked at the upper shelf with a dark face, no.Open the drawer, no.
Finally, when she bent down, she found that they were all in the trash can, and she was instantly furious.
That Ji Youze, did you lose your temper to her? !
Kang Xi had a dream that night, dreaming that Ji Youze was chasing her from the earth to Pluto with a shovel carried by Ji Youze. In the end, she had to escape in a spaceship.
But Ji Youze slept very soundly and sweetly that night, dreaming that he held a machine gun and shot all the people or things that obstructed his eyes.
But when Ji Youze woke up, it was already noon the next day.
She didn't wake up naturally, but was kicked awake by her manager.And when he woke up, he found himself lying on the floor of his own house.
"Ah-choo!" Ji Youze finished washing, and sat on the sofa wrapped in a blanket, quietly watching his manager pacing in front of him and furious.
"I just want to ask you, what are your plans for the future?!" Zhang Cailin put his arms around his shoulders, with a look of hatred for iron.
Ji Youze sat there without speaking.
"Are you going to keep being so decadent and appear in front of the public like a lunatic?" Zhang Cailin asked, spreading his hands.
At this moment, the bread machine beeped, and Ji Youze rubbed his nose.
Stand up, go to unplug the line, take out the bread.He took out the milk and poured it into the cup.
After taking a big bite of the bread, she raised her head and twisted her neck, looking at Zhang Cailin.
"Otherwise?" Ji Youze walked to the coffee table with his bare feet covered in a blanket, picked up the remote control, and turned up the indoor temperature.
"Like Kang Xi, who lives for others, in order to please the public, forcibly packaged herself as a completely different self and wears a mask every day?" Ji Youze returned to the sofa and picked up the remaining half A glass of milk, Gulu Gulu drank it all.
No, the original Kang Xi was not like this!
She is not such a gentle, elegant woman!
She is a person with rebellious blood in her bones.She has never been afraid of others seeing her true self.She used to live for herself, so proudly!
Now she is no longer that her!
"Pa—" Yang Cailin suddenly slapped her across the face.
Ji Youze pinched the bread and was beaten into a daze.
Yang Cailin was also frightened by her actions.She withdrew her hand, looked at the ground, and said, "Clean up yourself. Tomorrow night's award ceremony, you must attend. Don't say it's just a supporting role nomination. Please, think about yourself."
"...Okay..." Ji Youze touched his cheek and spit out a word for a long time.
For the first time, Yang Cailin lost his temper at her like this.That slap was very firm, but Ji Youze felt that his head seemed to be awake a lot.
"Don't let her affect your life." Yang Cailin said as he walked to the door, stopped and looked back at Ji Youze, and finally clenched his fists and said, "Come on. You have to learn to put yourself in your life first place."
After Ji Youze heard it, she felt her heart beating again, and then she nodded with tears in the corners of her eyes.
But wait... Yang Cailin, does she know anything?Originally, Ji Youze thought that it was just a coincidence that Yang Cailin would be assigned to be his manager.
"You, you, you, you, you really have no quality!" The little clerk blushed with anger, as if he wanted to come up and slap her.
However, at this time, Kang Xi suddenly stepped in, lay down in front of the shop assistant, tapped the counter with her slender white fingers, and said, "Don't you want me to sign it? Where can I sign it?"
"That's it, here it is!" The clerk's face changed instantly, and he became shy and shy. After fumbling for a long time from the bag, he took out a small notebook and spread it respectfully in front of Kang Xi.
Kang Xi pulled out her pen, signed quickly, then looked at the clerk, and asked, "How old is my little sister?"
"Ten, 19 years old!"
"Oh~ she looks really cute. Sure enough, my fans are all little beauties. However, if you want to stay beautiful all the time, you still need to pay attention to the secret." After finishing speaking, Kang Xi blinked her eyes.
"What, what's the secret?"
"Be kind to others, and the other person's mood will improve, and seeing the other person's mood improve, your mood will also become beautiful. Remember, love is born from the heart." After finishing speaking, Kang Xi took a bag of French fries from the shelf beside her, slender With a subtle twist between her thin fingers and then resting on the stage, her vermilion lips parted slightly: "Check out."
After listening, the little clerk bit his lower lip and nodded, and stopped talking. It seemed that he was influenced by Kang Xi and was doing self-examination.
At the same time, Ji Youze went to a bar, ordered a cocktail wearing big black sunglasses and a big hat, and didn't check the prescription. After drinking, he felt a little dizzy, and everything he saw was doubled.She just wanted to take advantage of Jiuxiong to tell herself that there is no failure in this life, and that she can still make great strides forward.
However, she forgot that she was a pourer.
No, the reality is far more serious than this. She is a person who can get drunk after eating a few candies.The year before last, someone secretly mixed some wine into her Sprite.After she finished drinking, she blushed and held the face of another little girl and asked, "Magic mirror, magic mirror, who is the most beautiful in this world?"
I swiped my card to check out in a daze, pressed the wrong password a few times, and the card was frozen.
So she opened the bag and fiddled with it for a long time, and finally pulled out a hundred-yuan bill, three 50-yuan bills, two ten-yuan bills, and nineteen steel coins.With a pat on the table, she staggered off the high stool and walked back.
There is a feeling of stepping on the void for a moment.
There are many specific manifestations of drunkenness.Some have pale faces and are full of energy, but they still wander off when they walk.Some were red-faced, drunk, mad, crying, fussing and about to hang themselves.Some of them fell asleep on the table or on the road without any reaction.
And Ji Youze's symptom is that he becomes extremely powerful but fights with his legs while walking.Moreover, even his thinking seems to be covered with a layer of paste, and he can regard the sun as the moon.
Back at the residence, Ji Youze stood outside the door and began to swipe his card.
Didi beeped several times, but the door would not open.
So Ji Youze gritted his teeth and held the doorknob while slapping and kicking and shouting: "What a broken door, my mother has broken down like this since she first came here, I want to complain! Complain!"
Ji Youze kicked and kicked the door open with a slam!
Ji Youze didn't think much about it, he slammed the door open and walked in, only to feel that something heavy fell to the ground.
However, she didn't check it out, she just turned around and walked into the bathroom.
Hehe, today is really crazy, why did the bathroom change sides?
Still without thinking about it, Ji Youze closed the door after entering, opened the toilet lid and threw up, but nothing came out, just retching.After a while, she stood up and flushed the toilet, walked to the mirror of the washstand and took a look, and found that there were some high-end skin care products endorsed by Kang Xi on the counter, and they were skin care products that she would never use if she saw them.
Drunkly, she picked it up and looked at it, muttering: "When did I buy these craps?", and then threw them all into the trash can.
Finally, he opened the door and walked out, and met a delicate face with frowning.
"Big sister, who are you? Why are you at my house?" Ji Youze would become all kinds of strange things when he drank.
It was a state of being drunk but not drunk, and one could deny one's relatives.
Immediately afterwards, Ji Youze closed his eyes, fell down, and fell asleep directly.
Kang Xi glanced at her, rubbed her forehead and shook her head.Fortunately, there was a new layer of super thick elastic carpet on the ground, otherwise it would have fallen into a mental retardation.
"Although I know that you drink badly, I still didn't expect you to be like this." Kang Xi really couldn't bear such a person lying in her own home.
So, she opened the door, put her slender hands under Ji Youze's armpits, and dragged her out with all her strength.
After being dragged out, Kang Xi went in and took Ji Youze's bag, unzipped it to find Ji Youze's own key card, and was about to stuff her back to her home.
But it was like a mini-earthquake had happened to the bag, and everything was thrown together.After searching for a long time, Kang Xi finally found the key card.Just when Kang Xi was about to pack her bag, she accidentally found a small notebook.
I saw a photo of Ji Youze and himself on the cover of the notebook.
The photo was huge, covering half the notebook.The frame is ugly and slightly unorthodox.
Kang Xi still remembered that the two of them went to shoot together on Valentine's Day.
At that time, all the classmates in the class took the partner out to go shopping and eat as soon as school was over, but Kang Xi and Ji Youze were both punished by the teacher to stand in the office because they were late.
In fact, the two are not familiar with each other.
But at that time there was only one teacher and the two of them in the office, and they couldn't help staring and winking from time to time.Kang Xi pointed to the teacher's feet, so Ji Youze frowned cooperatively and raised his hand to slap his nose.
It was just such a small interaction, but after the penalty station was over, the two of them went out for a few laps together, and went to the night market to buy a bag of puffs, two glasses of Coke, and a box of grilled chicken wings.
Friendship is hard to find sometimes, but sometimes it comes so fast.
Especially when they found that they were like-minded in many aspects, and the matching rate was as high as 90.00%, they came at once.
So, after eating, the two of them went to take a headshot.It was also the first time that the two of them took a group photo.
Kang Xi was stunned for a moment, then opened the notebook curiously and looked at it again, only to see the words on the back: "There are trees in the south, you can't rest. There are wandering girls in Han, you can't think about it."
This guy... the entire diary only has this paragraph, and he still keeps it with him...
Forcing herself not to think too much, Kang Xi resolutely opened Ji Youze's door, and then stuffed her in like a sandbag.
However, after returning to his living room, Ji Youze sat on the sofa in a daze for a while, still a little concerned, so he turned on the computer and entered Ji Youze's name on Baidu.
Today's search content is no different from usual, and it is still so explosive.
The title of the first page of the search page: Ji Youze is suspected of being a mistress tearing up a family, Ji Youze is in love with the city, Ji Youze and Kang Xi don't like each other and tear up the whole content of the fight, Ji Youze's plastic surgery is of low quality...
It's all really weird stuff.Kang Xi pinched her chin and shook her head.This is the effect of offending all the media on the earth.Simply anti-human.
After closing the page, she exhaled, took out her phone, made a call, and asked someone to repair the door.
Good guy, that strongman Ji Youze broke her door lock with one kick.
After fixing the door lock, Kang Xi went into the bathroom to wash up, and when she was about to apply skin care products, she realized that all those things had disappeared!
Kang Xi looked at the upper shelf with a dark face, no.Open the drawer, no.
Finally, when she bent down, she found that they were all in the trash can, and she was instantly furious.
That Ji Youze, did you lose your temper to her? !
Kang Xi had a dream that night, dreaming that Ji Youze was chasing her from the earth to Pluto with a shovel carried by Ji Youze. In the end, she had to escape in a spaceship.
But Ji Youze slept very soundly and sweetly that night, dreaming that he held a machine gun and shot all the people or things that obstructed his eyes.
But when Ji Youze woke up, it was already noon the next day.
She didn't wake up naturally, but was kicked awake by her manager.And when he woke up, he found himself lying on the floor of his own house.
"Ah-choo!" Ji Youze finished washing, and sat on the sofa wrapped in a blanket, quietly watching his manager pacing in front of him and furious.
"I just want to ask you, what are your plans for the future?!" Zhang Cailin put his arms around his shoulders, with a look of hatred for iron.
Ji Youze sat there without speaking.
"Are you going to keep being so decadent and appear in front of the public like a lunatic?" Zhang Cailin asked, spreading his hands.
At this moment, the bread machine beeped, and Ji Youze rubbed his nose.
Stand up, go to unplug the line, take out the bread.He took out the milk and poured it into the cup.
After taking a big bite of the bread, she raised her head and twisted her neck, looking at Zhang Cailin.
"Otherwise?" Ji Youze walked to the coffee table with his bare feet covered in a blanket, picked up the remote control, and turned up the indoor temperature.
"Like Kang Xi, who lives for others, in order to please the public, forcibly packaged herself as a completely different self and wears a mask every day?" Ji Youze returned to the sofa and picked up the remaining half A glass of milk, Gulu Gulu drank it all.
No, the original Kang Xi was not like this!
She is not such a gentle, elegant woman!
She is a person with rebellious blood in her bones.She has never been afraid of others seeing her true self.She used to live for herself, so proudly!
Now she is no longer that her!
"Pa—" Yang Cailin suddenly slapped her across the face.
Ji Youze pinched the bread and was beaten into a daze.
Yang Cailin was also frightened by her actions.She withdrew her hand, looked at the ground, and said, "Clean up yourself. Tomorrow night's award ceremony, you must attend. Don't say it's just a supporting role nomination. Please, think about yourself."
"...Okay..." Ji Youze touched his cheek and spit out a word for a long time.
For the first time, Yang Cailin lost his temper at her like this.That slap was very firm, but Ji Youze felt that his head seemed to be awake a lot.
"Don't let her affect your life." Yang Cailin said as he walked to the door, stopped and looked back at Ji Youze, and finally clenched his fists and said, "Come on. You have to learn to put yourself in your life first place."
After Ji Youze heard it, she felt her heart beating again, and then she nodded with tears in the corners of her eyes.
But wait... Yang Cailin, does she know anything?Originally, Ji Youze thought that it was just a coincidence that Yang Cailin would be assigned to be his manager.
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