Humanoid Arsenal Development Program

In an instant, the black-haired girl's usual calm appearance seemed to be broken by an external force. A cold light gradually gathered from the edges of her black eyes. She stared at the boy with iris-colored eyes. A faint smile.

"Hypocrisy." Konno Nagi spit out two words expressionlessly, staring straight at the smiling young man with a pair of black eyes, "What qualifications do you have to criticize me? You hypocritical liar."

Osamu Dazai raised his hand, and touched the girl's side face with his fingers intimately. He looked at the pair of deep black pupils, but his tone was light and light, but every word turned into a sharp knife and pierced nakedly into the girl's heart.

"Oh, isn't Nagi-chan's attitude another level of hypocrisy?" Osamu Dazai smiled brightly, but there seemed to be something dark in his eyes that gradually climbed up and entwined, "I don't care about anything, with a kind of Disgusting condescending attitude, you are too arrogant~ Nagi-chan."

Konno Nagi narrowed her eyes, her lips pursed slightly, the thinness of her eyes gradually turned sharp like a blade, and the system screamed tremblingly in her brain.

【Nagi...are you angry...】

【No. 】Konno Nagi quickly retorted, 【Why should I be angry because of that guy's words, he is just an insignificant person. 】

"Hmm, did I hit the mark?"

The boy was still looking at him, Konno Nagi looked at him, but in fact she didn't feel too much anger, because to a certain extent Osamu Dazai's words were right, and she didn't escape her own character .

"and then?"

"What else do you want to say?" Konno Nagi raised the corner of his mouth coldly, "Stop putting on such an innocent expression, it's more boring than the most boring skit."

"What exactly do you want?"

Osamu Dazai just looked at her with a creepy smile.

The black-haired girl looked away: "Dazai-kun, smart people like to think too much, but stupid people try to think too much, so the truth is often far apart."

The curvature of the boy's mouth didn't change at all: "Then what does Nagi-chan think I am?"

Konno Nagi simply turned his head and left, but Dazai Osamu grabbed his wrist quickly: "Nagi-chan hasn't answered me yet~" There was a glimmer of light in his pupils, and Qingyue's tone was deliberately a little bit Magnetic, like slowly vibrating violin strings.

"Who do you think I am?"

"I found that you all like to tell such lies." Konno Nagi frowned, "No matter what I say, Dazai-kun won't listen to it, and won't change anything, so don't you waste time?"

She really didn't want to play some neurotic guessing games with Osamu Dazai on the street, if she had that time, she might as well play one more game to score points.

Osamu Dazai was stunned for two seconds, and then laughed unceremoniously: "Hahahahahahahaha!"

"...Have you lost your mind?" Konno Nagi was taken aback by his sudden movement, and called the system in his mind.

[System, Dazai seems to have gone crazy, should I send him to a psychiatric hospital... After all, Dr. Mori doesn't seem to be a psychiatrist... But Dr. Mori will be angry if he loses someone when he goes out, right? 】

The system [... Xiaonai, you still have the three-no loli that you said about the attribute? ! 】

[Who made an agreement with you, the system checks if there is a mental hospital nearby] Konno Nagi looked at Osamu Dazai holding his belly inexplicably and laughed, and frowned.

"Did Mr. Mori choose you because of this?" Osamu Dazai stopped laughing and asked.

"What?" Konno Nagi's eyes returned to the calmness before, she stepped forward and put her hand on Osamu Dazai's forehead, frowning slightly, "You don't have a fever?"

Osamu Dazai let the other party put his hand on his forehead, rubbed it against his forehead by the way, and rolled his eyes: "Nagi-chan~ Are you worried about me?"

"I'm just wondering whether to send you to a mental hospital." Konno Nagi curled his lips, "In this way, I can explain to Dr. Mori why there are fewer people in the trip."

"Nagi-chan~ I'm so tired, carry me back~" Osamu Dazai seemed to have quickly forgotten the confrontation between the two of them a few minutes ago, and began to smile and act like a baby again.

……

Konno Nagi abruptly withdrew her hand and took a few steps back, the expression on her face quickly returned to nothing. She felt that she had really acted too well just now, so some people pushed her forward in a rude manner: "Go by yourself, if Dazai-kun If you think you have two extra legs."

She pointed to the boy's two legs meaningfully: "I don't mind taking you to amputate."

Osamu Dazai blinked, and the smile on the corner of his mouth remained unchanged: "But I am very satisfied with my legs and height, is Nagi-chan envious?"

……

The sky that was still clear just now was covered with gloomy dark clouds at some point. At this moment, an icy blue lightning passed through the layers of clouds, followed by a bang, and the pouring rain seemed to pour down directly from the sky. The two of them were caught off guard.

Konno Nagi: "...Ah, it's Dazai Osamu, you wasted so much time that I got drenched in the rain!"

She raised the oden in her hand, and found with great sadness that there was still a string of meatballs left that had been drenched in the rain and could not be eaten. Then she glanced at the boy, who had already finished eating.

Osamu Dazai spread his hands, with an innocent look on his face: "Because Nagi-chan ate too slowly, so don't blame me."

"Who has nothing to do and is so nervous that he dragged me around to the slums and dragged me to say a bunch of messy things!" Nagi Konno gritted her teeth, she looked around, it was great because she had just turned from the slums to another place There is not a single alley or a shelter from the wind and rain.

Turning back again, the boy said with a smile, "We can have a romantic walk in the rain~ Nagi-chan~"

"Who wants to walk with you in the rain." Konno Nagi coldly refused, she took a few steps back, closed her eyes, the light was shining brightly, the strong wind gathered in front of her and spun rapidly, driving the dead branches and leaves on the ground. Spin together.

Osamu Dazai narrowed his eyes. After the strong wind dissipated, he saw a familiar girl with a pair of long and short ponytails, and a pure black car with huge tires on the front and rear sides, and sharp silver-white wings stretched out from both sides. A cool motorcycle with a blade.

"Ah..." Osamu Dazai's pupils dilated slightly, and then he laughed, "Mr. Mori is really... how lucky he must be."

Nagi Konno sat in the back seat of the motorcycle with a blank expression. The girl with black ponytails in front of her was already gripping the handshake of the motorcycle. Seeing that the two of them were about to walk away, Osamu Dazai hurried to catch up with him and stretched out his hands to block it. ahead.

"Does Nagi-chan want to leave me alone? It's so cruel~ I will meet bad guys by myself~" Osamu Dazai puffed up his face and began to accuse the other party, "What if I get kidnapped?"

"It would be a tragedy in the world if someone kidnapped Dazai-kun." Konno Nagi replied blankly, she frowned at Dazai-kun: "Get out of the way, I didn't mean not to take you, who let you touch me will fail.”

If it weren't for the opponent's damn ability, she would definitely run over him directly.

"I don't care, I don't want to go back alone~" Osamu Dazai curled his lips, "Blessings and sorrows are shared."

"...I don't want to share with you or be with you..." Konno Nagi stared at him, but because he took into account his ability and directly ran over him with a cart, there was nothing he could do about him.

Konno Nagi wiped the rainwater off his face, and sighed: "As long as you don't get touched by any part of your body...the rain is getting heavier..."

……

So, Mori Ogai, who didn't find anyone when he got home, heard the sound outside the window. He walked out the door and saw a locomotive not far away passing directly from the building not far away, and took a leap towards his door. The ground rushed, and the familiar voice that was getting closer.

“啊啊啊~啊啊啊啊~啊啊啊啊啊~”既像咏叹调又像在唱歌剧的少年清越的嗓音。

"Dazai Osamu, what are you yelling about? You're going deaf!" A frantic female voice came next.

Mori Ogai took a closer look at the girl on the back seat of the motorcycle with her hands covering her ears, the black-haired girl with expressionless face driving the motorcycle, and the boy who was dragged behind by a rope happily practicing his voice.

Very good, so you guys are going to play Fast and Furious... The corner of Mori Ogai’s mouth twitched, he saw Dazai Osamu’s palm accidentally touched the body of the motorcycle in a huge arc swing, and then the motorcycle and the black-haired girl quickly dissipated into one In the light spot, only the girl and the boy remained, hitting him on the head like a cannonball from mid-air.

"Osamu Dazai!!!"

"Oh, does this count as martyrdom, Nagi-chan~"