Humanoid Arsenal Development Program

The wind chimes at the door rang crisply. This is a small bar hidden in an alley. When you open the door, you can already see a man in a sand-colored windbreaker sitting inside. He turned his head when he heard the sound of the door, and entered. In front of him is the scene of the black curly-haired boy waving and smiling at him.

"Odasaku, you are so early today."

"Today's business is a little less than usual, and I got off work earlier." The man said while holding a glass of wine, his eyes turned to Dazai Osamu, "Who did you bring?"

Osamu Dazai blinked, turned around and put his hand on the shoulder of the girl who was half a head shorter than him, and said with a smile, "Of course it's Nagi-chan~" The girl gave him a cool look, reached out and patted the other's hand away.

"Dazai, what you call an interesting place is this bar?"

Nagi Konno folded her hands and narrowed her eyes. Her gaze scanned the bar, including the old and classical paintings on the wall, which gave off a mid-European atmosphere.Then she stopped her eyes on the man Dazai called 'Odasaku', a man with a beard, reddish-brown hair and a rather mature face, and it happened that Odasaku's gaze also met the girl's, he Slightly taken aback.

"It seems to be a good place, this bar."

The delicate and petite girl said so, her black eyes were like a boundless night, without any emotional fluctuations.Oda Saku put down the wine glass in his hand and took the initiative to introduce himself: "This is the first time we meet, I am Oda Sakunosuke, an ordinary person, please take care of Konno-sama."

"You know me?" Konno Nagi tilted her head, and she jumped onto the seat naturally, "Dazai said you are a very interesting person, right?"

"Ah, I don't think so." Oda Sakunosuke said, he had heard of the title of the other party's humanoid arsenal, especially since there were very few underage members in the organization, and even fewer girls. up.

Osamu Dazai jumped onto the chair with a movement that was almost similar to Nagi Konno, and turned half a circle childishly, "I think Odasaku's job is superb, and he can leave work so early...Mr. Mori Know how to squeeze me..."

"If you don't want to be a monster, don't lie in the river every time and have to call me over or you won't get up." Nagi Konno said, her eyes still resting on Odasaku, "Then, I am Do you want to call you Odasaku? But I don’t remember that surname, so, Dazai, are you just changing someone else’s name indiscriminately?”

Osamu Dazai waved his hand indifferently: "What's the matter? Don't Nagi-chan think the word Odasaku is super easy to pronounce!"

Konno Nagi cast a glance at him, turned around and asked seriously: "So, should I change your name to Oda?"

"Actually, it doesn't matter, I'm used to being called by Dazai." Oda Sakunosuke replied, Konno Nagi nodded, "In exchange, you can call me Konno or Nagi, but don't imitate Dazai What kind of name does this guy add at the end?"

Konno Nagi said so, and she angrily crossed the boy next to him who was turning around on the chair with his feet up: "I never allowed Dazai to call me that."

"What's the matter? We've known each other for so long." Osamu Dazai spread his hands in a very long range, "On the contrary, it's Nagi-chan, you are so rigid in addressing others, it's so boring, this will make you grow old. !"

When he said that word, he was kicked mercilessly by Konno Nagi and fell off the swivel chair. Konno Nagi narrowed his eyes and his face was clouded: "Dazai-kun, please say it again, what will happen?"

This is Konno Nagi's habit, once she gets angry, she will deliberately add a sarcastic honorific to her address.Osamu Dazai sat on the ground pitifully, covered his face and began to fake cry: "Uuuuu Odasaku, you see that Nagi-chan is too much, right!"

"Speaking such words will certainly make women angry, Dazai." Oda Saku said calmly, "In any case, such words are too unreasonable for a woman."

"Ah, Odasaku, are you not on my side?" Osamu Dazai opened his eyes wide in feigned surprise, then covered his face and pretended to cry even harder, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo people."

"Shut up, Dazai, don't think I didn't see you sneaking eye drops." Konno Nagi said blankly, and then she turned her head, "I was still wondering what kind of person was so unlucky to be Dazai I got entangled, but now I feel a little relieved."

"Why?" Oda Sakunosuke asked, and saw the girl in front of him speak naturally, "Because you can ignore Dazai's acting as a demon."

"Nagi-chan~ It's too much to say that in front of Oda Saku." Osamu Dazai quickly got up from the ground and sat back on the chair. Konno Nagi didn't give him a single look, "Because it's the truth, in fact I think Mr. Odasaku has such a good temper."

She said: "It's completely the feeling of an uncle who has experienced the vicissitudes of current events."

"Actually, I'm only in my 20s." Odasaku said, he saw the girl in front of him stunned, and then smiled helplessly while holding his forehead, "Okay, I finally know why Dazai said you are very interesting gone."

"Why?" Oda Sakunosuke asked inexplicably, Konno Nagi slightly bent his mouth, showing his canine teeth, "Because you are really interesting, can you play games?"

"RPG, ART, STG, FPS, RAC or MUG?" Konno Nagi reported several game types in a row. She looked at the man opposite with a blank look and explained, "It's action games, shooting games, racing games and even audio games." Swim like that."

"I haven't tried shooting on the screen." Oda Sakunosuke said truthfully, usually he has to go back to take care of the children after get off work, and the only free time he has is to come to Lupin to drink some wine and relax.

Konno Nagi blinked, and decisively took out her phone: "It's okay, I'll take you with me, let's add a friend."

Osamu Dazai suddenly wrapped his hands around the girl's neck, puffed up his face with an unhappy expression: "Nagi-chan, you are here again, obviously I can also play games with Nagi-chan. As long as Nagi-chan talks about games It's always been like this."

There seemed to be some complaints in his elongated tone, Konno Nagi glanced at him with a half-smile: "Forget it, it's okay, I will never team up with you, Dazai."

"And I saw the calluses on your hands. In reality, people who are good at/firearms are quick to pick up in the game." Konno Nagi turned her head and said to Odasaku, she raised the phone, with a slight look in her eyes Smiling, "So, how about online when you have time?"

Oda Sakunosuke seemed to be thinking, and then he took out his mobile phone: "I don't usually have much time, so it shouldn't matter if I add a mobile phone number."

"Because Odasaku, you still have so many little ghosts to take with you." Dazai Osamu said with a smile, "There are five of them, it's hell."

"So Mr. Odasaku is already married?" Konno Nagi showed surprise, "Do people get married so early now?"

"It's not marriage." Oda Sakunosuke was helpless at Dazai Osamu's behavior of deliberately confusing the facts, "It's an adopted child."

"Adopt..." Konno Nagi said this word, a gleam flashed in her eyes for a moment, "I didn't expect it, it doesn't look like something the mafia would do at all."

"Really, everyone said it was good to celebrate me! Why did Nagi-chan and Odasaku chat like no one else!" Dazai Osamu said with a puffy face, and he turned to the bartender who was wiping the glass and said, "Please give I'll have a glass of whiskey with dish soap!"

"This store doesn't have it."

"Then a glass of alcohol, please."

"This store doesn't have it."

"Really, there's nothing I can do about it... just give me a glass of whiskey." Osamu Dazai knocked his chin on the bar counter as if he had lost all his anger, and then suffered a familiar knock on his head.

"Order carefully for me, Odasaku-san, does Dazai do this every time?"

"Ah, probably so." Oda Sakunosuke recalled, Konno Nagi's mouth twitched, "So Mr. Oda Saku is used to it, why do you have such a strange habit!"

"Well, it's actually not bad."

"What, it's Dazai climbing up the pole!"

She folded her arms and looked dissatisfiedly at the softened boy lying on the counter: "Also, Mr. Bartender, please replace the whiskey this guy ordered with Coke."

"What? I don't allow it!" Osamu Dazai jumped up, stretched out his long arms and hung on the girl's body habitually again, "Nagi-chan, why don't you come to drink too, who would go to the bar to drink Coke? It’s sparkling water, it’s super moodless.”

Just at this moment, the doorbell rang again, and the man with the briefcase habitually said before he could see the faces of the people inside: "Odasaku, you are too used to Dazai!"

"What wow, Ango, your voice is super strange." Dazai Osamu turned his head and said, the whole body was still rubbing against the girl's body like a koala, at the same time Konno Nagi also turned his head, his eyes met the other's , blinked.

"Miss Konno? Why are you here, and Dazai, what are you doing now!" Looking at it from the perspective of Ango Sakaguchi, it is completely like an indescribable picture, and I can't blame him for his usual steady expression. destroyed.

"You are Mr. Sakaguchi Yasugo, I remember, I seem to have heard your name before, so you also know Dazai." Konno Nagi tilted her head, she remembered that she seemed to ask Igarashi casually about information When talking about the status quo of the department, the other party mentioned this name.

"It's an honor for Ms. Konno to have heard my name." Ango Sakaguchi adjusted his glasses, and then he heard the other party continue, "At first I thought it was Uncle Mediterranean, but now I feel that it is not Mediterranean, but it does look like me. An animal."

"What animal?" Osamu Dazai asked maliciously, Konno Nagi held his cheeks and looked like he was thinking, "It's a giant panda, the super big black eye circles around the eyes are exactly the same."

With both hands she drew a large circle around the eye.

"Hahahahahaha~" Osamu Dazai laughed unceremoniously. Ango Sakaguchi's foot was unsteady and almost hit the bar. He managed to stabilize his body, walked to the seat and put down the briefcase, and turned his head to find that Osamu Dazai was still there. The appearance of Fu Lai's reluctance to let go of the girl, he endured and endured and finally couldn't hold back.

"Dazai, don't you think you are getting too close to Konno-san now?"

"It doesn't matter, anyway, I've always been like this, right Nagi-chan." Dazai Osamu said with a smile, and habitually rubbed on the girl's shoulder.Konno Nagi nodded, although the expression on his face was still icy, "But I didn't allow it, it's entirely up to you, Dazai."

"Ah, your relationship is really good." Oda Sakunosuke sighed, and Sakaguchi Ango shouted with an unbelievable expression, "Oda Saku, this has nothing to do with good relationship at all!"

"That's right, the relationship between me and Nagi-chan is super super good!" The corners of Osamu Dazai's mouth rose slightly, while Nagi Konno categorically denied, "No, our relationship is not good at all, unless one day Dazai doesn't act in front of me Don't cause me all kinds of unnecessary trouble, Yao."

The bartender quietly handed over two glasses of whiskey and two brown glasses of Coke. Both whiskey and Coke were filled with handmade round ice balls. Nagi Konno reached out and grabbed Osamu Dazai by the collar and forcibly tore him off his body: "Coke is here, stay away from me."

"Ah, why is it really Coke!" Osamu Dazai angrily poked the ice puck in the glass, making a pleasant sound when it collided with the glass, while Nagi Konno took a sip from the glass expressionlessly, "What are you talking about?" It’s time to wait until the age of Mr. Odasaku or Mr. Sakaguchi before drinking, drinking under the age will cause sudden death.”

"Wait, why do you need to add the title of uncle? Am I that old?" Sakaguchi Ango said sadly, and Oda Saku nodded, "Dazai, for you, you really need to drink less alcohol."

"Drinking to death seems pretty good!" Dazai Osamu seemed to have sparkling lights in his eyes, "It's a super romantic way to die."

"You'll lose your hair."

"It doesn't matter that I, Ango, have less hair."

"Dazai, why are you dragging me at this time!" Sakaguchi Ango almost choked his throat.

"Also, alcohol can kill male reproductive cells and cause kidney failure, although I think you shouldn't mind?" Nagi Konno said expressionlessly.

Ango Sakaguchi spat out his wine.

Oda Sakunosuke silently put down his wine glass.

Osamu Dazai...ah, he froze already.

The black-haired girl blinked, and looked at the three of them froze with satisfaction, a sly light flashed through her black pupils: "I'm just kidding, okay, isn't today to celebrate Dazai becoming a cadre. "

She raised the cup in her hand.

"Really Nagi-chan, you're scaring me to death." Osamu Dazai complained, and the other two looked at each other with unified helpless expressions, but they also raised their glasses.

"Cheers!" The sound of glasses colliding was clear and sweet.

After seeing all three of them drank the liquid in the cup in one gulp, Konno Nagi said unhurriedly: "By the way, the joke I just said just refers to hair loss and the previous sentence."

"Cough cough cough cough!"

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感谢在2020-04-0422:52:48~2020-04-0616:16:38期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: 446345981;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 5 bottles of Gotham warm sun;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!