Humanoid Arsenal Development Program

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Zhongyuan Zhong also swayed the handle in vain, but still couldn't save his character from being shocked to death. His hands hit the machine heavily, with an annoyed expression on his face.

The magnified bright red word KO on the screen is like naked irony.

"It's an appointment~ The loser must obey the other party's order like a dog." Osamu Dazai smiled triumphantly, and his tone was full of malicious intentions, "What exactly do you want to do~"

"Impossible! I'm obviously super confident!" Nakahara Chuya clenched his hands in disbelief.

When Konno Nagi walked over with the puppet he caught from the claw machine and followed the sound, he saw the kindergarten children quarreling: "...what are you doing..."

She really didn't understand why the two of them could still play the battle of the century in a simple battle game.

"Yo Nagi-chan~ This guy lost~" Osamu Dazai waved his hand in a good mood, "He will be my dog ​​from now on, and he can be manipulated as much as he likes."

"I didn't lose!" Chuya Nakahara stepped on the game console, pointed at Osamu Dazai and said angrily, "And when did I make an appointment with you!"

"Do you want to play tricks? I didn't expect you to be such a person~"

Konno Nagi twitched the corner of her mouth, most of the players looked at the two of them with inexplicable eyes, but she had to walk over against the inexplicable eyes of other players: "You are spending my game coins, and you should be a little restrained." At one point, you can see that the boss is about to cry."

"It's not me, it's this guy who looks like a primary school student." Dazai Osamu pointed at the still angry Nakahara Chuya with a smile, his eyes lit up when he saw the doll in Nagi's hand from the corner of his eye, "The doll caught by Nagi-chan I want too!"

"Okay, then." Nagi calmly threw the black cat doll into Dazai's hand, she turned to look at Chuya Nakahara, "Do you want it too?"

"What? I don't want this kind of child's thing!" Zhong Yuan also raised his eyebrows, "And, didn't you only catch one?"

"No, I caught quite a lot." Konno Nagi showed his hands behind his back, and a huge sack came into their sight, "No, pick whatever you like."

Zhong Yuanzhong was also dumbfounded. He turned his head and looked at the boss behind the counter. The fat man was lying on the table at the moment, his eyes were dull and his eyes were dull, as if his soul had gone out of his body.

"I said, it's because of your boss that you cry!"

"Really? The boss seemed very happy when I came here to recharge the game card before." Konno Nagi tilted his head, handed the bag in his hand to Chuya Nakahara, and sat on the game console that Chuya Nakahara had just been sitting on. Before, "Dazai, let's have a game."

"Does Nagi-chan want to play too? So what are we going to agree on this time?" Dazai Osamu said with a smile, and Konno Nagi had already held the handle with one hand, "Whatever, let's talk after you win."

A new round of battle started, the black-haired girl focused her eyes, the hand holding the controller swung extremely smoothly, and the other hand pressed several buttons one after another.She didn't say a word, but Zhong Yuan Zhong also watched more anxiously than her.

"Attack and attack...it's not right, back and dodge...oh shit! Hit him, beat him, punch him!..."

Under Zhongyuan Zhong’s excited but basically inconsistent with the action of the characters on the screen, this round of the battle ended in a tie between the two, and both sides happened to be out of blood. Nagi threw away the handle and thoughtfully: " Sure enough, it's because I haven't played arcade games for a long time?"

"Nagi-chan is really good at the game~ much better than some elementary school student who doesn't use his brain." Osamu Dazai opened his eyes slightly after seeing the result of the draw on the screen, and then laughed.

"If Nakahara-kun stops being so noisy and calms down a little bit, you will lose, Dazai."

"Ah~ That's right, it's really annoying to have a noisy elementary school student next to you while playing games, isn't it Nagi-chan~"

"What! Who do you bastard say looks like a primary school student!" Nakahara Chuya stepped on the chair angrily, Dazai Osamu deliberately elongated his tone, "Then let's make another bet, whoever finds the prisoner first, wins the bet just now and cancels it , but the loser will be the opponent's dog for the rest of his life~"

Konno Nagi blinked, and looked at Nakahara Chuya: "Well, I think it's better for you not to make this bet. Because if you can lose even arcade games, it will only be worse to play reasoning games with Dazai."

"No, you dare to say that my strategy is like that of a primary school student. I accept the bet. Come on!" Nakahara Nakaya slapped the table angrily, Konno Nagi shook his head, and he was hooked.She glanced at the smiling boy, walked up to Osamu Dazai, and lowered her tone.

"Dazai, I won the round just now."

"Oh~ It's clearly a draw, Nagi-chan, it's still written on it." Osamu Dazai also lowered his voice, pointing to the screen of the game console.

Konno Nagi glanced at the game console disdainfully, and the corner of his mouth raised a smile that was not a smile: "Dazai, even if I am a beginner, I am also a person who has experienced most of the games on the market. Do not you know?"

"Or..." The girl looked at the orange-haired boy, Osamu Dazai understood, "No problem, Nagi-chan won this round, so what does Nagi-chan want me to do~"

There was a meaningful arc on the corner of his mouth: "Even if you agree with your body, it's not impossible~"

"Reject, I don't want to, I can't." Konno Nagi denied three times in a row, and the expression on the boy's face became aggrieved and frustrated in an instant, and a faint mist condensed in his pupils. She still refused cruelly, "I don't like mummies, and I don't like one-eyed dragons either."

"Hey, that's too much~" Dazai Osamu blinked his pupils that became moist at some point, and his tone was deliberately elongated, like a child acting like a spoiled child.

"What are you two doing?" Zhong Yuanzhong, who was ignored, became impatient, "Why are you staying here since you are going to find the prisoner!"

He suddenly saw something, and the expression on his face changed quickly. He immediately put on his hat and used the game console to block his figure.

"What's the matter?" Konno Nagi was a little puzzled, and looked in the direction he was looking at just now. The two teenagers and girls who walked in at the door looked around, as if they were looking for someone.

"Be a little quieter." Zhong Yuanzhong also lowered his voice, turning his back to them.

"Member of sheep." Osamu Dazai saw the blue bracelet on the girl's wrist sharply, and Konno Nagi blinked, "Why are you hiding and not saying hello?"

"Now is not the time to greet them!" Zhong Yuan lowered his voice, and Nagi tilted his head, "Well, aren't you the leader of the sheep? I have never seen a leader hide from his subordinates."

The corner of Dazai Osamu's mouth suddenly smiled, and he suddenly raised his voice: "Hey! Nakahara Chuya-kun! It's time to do something! It's the leader's order!"

"Hey! You bastard!" Nakahara Chuya turned his head angrily, "Be quiet!"

"They are coming, it seems that you can't hide, Nakahara-kun." Konno Nagi saw that the two people had obviously heard the voice from their side, and came over here.

"Be quiet too!" Zhongyuan Zhongye jumped angrily, but the two people had already arrived in front of him, so he could only lift his hat and sit on the chair.

"Chuya, I finally found you!" The white-haired boy and the pink-haired girl ran up to him and said, and Zhongya glanced at them, "Ah, are you alright?"

"Akira and Shogo were captured by the port mafia, hurry up and go to their base and show them some color!"

Nagi Konno opened her eyes slightly, she and Osamu Dazai looked at each other and continued to listen.

"Don't worry, I'm dealing with that matter." Zhong Yuan said with his eyes slightly lowered.

The two of them were a little confused, so: "It's being processed?"

"That's right~ it's being processed~" Dazai Osamu suddenly said, with a melodious tone and curved eyebrows, "Compared to that, tell me about the Huangba you are investigating~"

The dark-haired girl reached out to give him a hand, but was ignored.She sighed silently in her heart, this guy Dazai Osamu had a bad taste again, and in this situation, she could only keep silent and watch the other party act like a monster and had to protect him...

Get back and instigate Alice to run away from home!

"Hey, who are these two guys?" The white-haired boy asked, and the girl standing beside him hesitated, "Are they the ones who applied for admission?"

"Almost..." Zhong Yuanzhong also said in a low tone, "Sorry, can you answer his question first."

"Ah, that's okay. According to our investigation, there are rumors of seeing the Black Flame and the former leader of the Port Mafia, and the number of witnesses has increased rapidly during this week."

"When did the rumor first appear?"

"About eight years ago, at the end of the Great War, there was a big explosion on Leibo Street. I have never heard of Huangba vomiting causing damage before."

"Really, that's really the case." Osamu Dazai smiled and lowered his eyes, the bangs on his forehead cast a shadow under his eyes.Konno Nagi tilted his head, watching the two people continue to say to Nakahara Chuya that he hoped he would quickly rescue his companions.

"Well, you're weird, aren't you?"

After listening to their conversation, Konno Nagi finally couldn't hold back and asked: "Aren't you his subordinates? You treat the leader's orders like this for nothing, and you need Mr. Zhongyuan to help you clean up the troubles caused by your reckless actions. It's a mess." She shook her head, "Mr. Zhongyuan has a good temper, but he really isn't suitable for the command position of playing multiplayer team games."

"That's right, it's like a sheep being targeted by a pack of wolves. It's obvious that he is the most powerful person here." Osamu Dazai's kite-colored eyes were filled with dark and unclear emotions, "Sure enough, standing in a The top of the organization is really more tiring than imagined."

"Dazai, you are obviously lazy, but being a leader is really troublesome. You can actually be a berserker, Mr. Zhongyuan."

Konno Nagi nodded to himself: "However, even if it's a game, I'm not afraid that the enemy is too strong, but the teammates are idiots."

"Hey you two!" No matter how dull Bai Lai was, he knew that what they said was not good, his brows were furrowed, "Do you still want to enter the sheep?"

"Well, I have no plans to change jobs, Dazai, do you want to change jobs? I will tell Dr. Mori." Konno Nagi looked at the boy, Dazai Osamu chuckled, "Even if there is, I don't want to join such a vampire organization. "

"Ah, but you don't want to take him away for the time being, he is now helping our port mafia." Osamu Dazai said with a smile.

"How is it possible, right, Zhongye?" The pink-haired girl raised her eyebrows upside down, and the white-haired boy's eyes widened slightly, "You guys are the port mafia?!"

He quickly took out the knife from his pocket and threw it away, aiming the blade at the boy's neck, the surface of the knife reflected silvery white light.Osamu Dazai pretended to be terrified and pulled the black-haired girl to hide behind her: "It's so scary~ Nagi-chan, protect me!"

"Dazai, you..." Konno Nagi slightly tilted his head, his black pupils fixed on the weak face that the boy deliberately pretended.

Let go of your hand, since you want me to protect you, she gestured with her eyes.

No, because it's fun~ Osamu Dazai smiled and lip-synced to her.

"You guys only hide behind girls?!" Bai Lai stared at him, but the blade in his hand was still pointed at the black-haired girl's neck.

"Nothing!"

Nakahara Nakaya frowned, and glanced at Nagi Konno who was expressionless. The girl looked up at him, and there was complete silence in her pupils.

"Well, I have an idea, Nagi-chan, go call Mr. Mori and ask him to let the sheep man out~" Osamu Dazai poked his head out from behind the girl, smilingly bent his eyes, "In this way, you will spare us Bar?"

Konno Nagi glanced at him, reached out to take out the phone from his pocket, and dialed.

"Doctor Mori, Dazai asked me to call you. Don't worry, Dazai didn't hurt a single hair, but please don't let me follow Dazai next time." Nagi glared at the smiling boy, " Please? Dazai said he already knew, but can you release the members of the caught sheep, just now, um, what Dazai said. And about what I just said, next time you must not... hang up ?!"

The girl frowned and stared at the phone, as if she wanted to burn a hole in it with her gaze: "I'll drag Alice out when I get back. And Dazai, are you enough? How long do you want to hide behind me? "

"Well, it's settled." Osamu Dazai watched as they received the news that the hostages had been released, and stood up with a smile on his face, although at that moment he was stomped hard by the girl, his expression changed slightly, "That's enough, let's go, there are still things to be done."

He said the last sentence while looking at Chuya Nakahara, and the pink-haired girl snorted, "Chuya wouldn't work for the port mafia, right." She ran over and hugged Chuya Nakahara's arm.

"Puppy love is not good." Konno Nagi said seriously, "Life is precious, but love is more expensive. If it is for the sake of freedom, both can be thrown away."

"What are you talking about!" Nakahara Chuya's face turned reddish instantly, and he pulled his arm out abruptly.

"A philosophical question." Konno Nagi said, this is all learned from that Dazai.

In case of indecision, let's have some philosophy.

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感谢在2020-03-0319:51:00~2020-03-0421:04:48期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who cast the landmine: 3 Yaohualing;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!