When Veterans Met Bat Girl

Tony turned his head to look at Steve who had just walked into the living room, and said with a half-smile, "Why, it took a lot of effort to send me home Felicia?"

Steve looked at Tony in embarrassment. He knew that if Felicia were here, he would definitely quarrel with Tony now.

Howard, who had been talking to Maria in the kitchen for a while, just came out when he happened to see Tony turning over the paper he had just written on.

Howard was startled for a moment, and hurried back to the kitchen to call his lover out.

Maria hurriedly put aside the work at hand, took out a towel and wiped her hands, and walked out with Howard.

As soon as Maria came out, before she got excited, she happened to catch up with Tony opening his mouth to speak again.

Although Steve didn't speak, Tony didn't stop talking so easily.

"Because I was dying to hear, I originally wanted to hire Felicia as my full-time driver. The ability to go home in a second is really good." He said something that seemed to be false, and looked at Steve with his arms crossed. . "It's a pity. If you have to rest for a long time every time you use this ability, then it's not suitable to be my driver. Tell Felicia that I look forward to working with her next time."

Steve thought to himself, if he really told Felicia that, Felicia might rush over and fight Tony desperately.

But before Steve could say anything, Tony Oscar winner Stark opened his mouth again: "Oh, and tell Felicia for me, just say what I said, if she is sweet If the circle shop closes due to poor management, I still welcome her to come to Stark Industries to be my pastry chef."

After finishing speaking, he said hypocritically: "If only Felicia's ability to send people home just now can be used a few more times, I can let her have a double job and receive double salary."

Maria was slightly complaining about Felicia just now, but it was instantly dispelled by Tony's slanderous words.

Howard came to her just now and told her that Felicia was capable of rioting, and now that she was in a bad mood, the kind-hearted and talkative Mrs. Maria had already forgiven Felicia, and even worried that she would give Xi Ya do something to replenish the body.

And now listening to Tony's words, even if Maria has a thick Aiko filter, she can't say that her son is cute, cute and kind-hearted.

She wondered in her heart that it was because of Tony's mouth that killing people would not pay for their lives. The angry Felicia was stimulated when she saw him in her home, and suddenly her abilities rioted, and the ability Felicia wanted most at the time appeared— —Send Tony Stark home.

Maria only felt that what she was thinking might be the real situation. After all, she also knew that Felicia would always add an extra ability at every turn. Howard sometimes joked that Felicia's ability was from a small supermarket. Wholesale.

Think about Felicia's ability, the ability to conjure delicious food suddenly appeared when she was greedy, the ability to clean the room instantly when she was too lazy to clean, and the ability to control others with her mind when she didn't know when it appeared.

Thinking about it this way, because of Tony's cheap mouth, Felicia wants him to go home and stay away from her so much that it is quite normal to have the ability to send others home directly.

Maria wanted to make Tony talk less, but she is now in the form of a ghost, with intentions, but powerless.

Maria could only listen to Tony's chatter in vain, and felt more and more distressed in her heart. According to Howard, Felicia was lying on the bed in the basement with a bad complexion and no energy.

Originally, Maria's only dissatisfaction with Felicia dissipated when she saw her son appearing in front of her again. After listening to Tony's chatter, the already soft-hearted Maria He even forgot the little unhappiness just now, and started to look at Tony with disapproval instead.

Maria turned her head to look at Howard who was still standing beside her, and felt that Tony's bad habit must be inherited from Howard.

She glared at Howard, and Howard was innocent when he saw Maria staring at him, completely unaware of what happened.

He also joked with Maria on the sidelines, "If Tony wasn't my son, I'd want to beat him too hahaha."

Maria was even more angry when she heard Howard's words.What, are you still proud?

Although she was already very complicated in her heart, Maria, who had always been well-bred and good-natured, didn't say anything.

Just like before, Felicia was already a little dissatisfied after she suspected that she had "hurt" Tony, but she still just said "I'm going to the kitchen to make dinner." Then she turned and left.

Howard finally saw what his wife was complaining about and angering him, and he thought about what he should do now to stop Tony's mouth.

If he threw something violently at Tony, it would definitely make Tony stop, but Maria would definitely not let her go.But others...

Suddenly there was a ding in the kitchen!There was a beep, and Howard knew that it was the cookies that Maria had put in the oven for a long time.

He suddenly thought of something, took a few quick steps to the kitchen, and used the glove-like thing that Maria used to take out the baking tray from the oven with some inexperience.

No longer paying attention to whether it is hot or not, Howard, who has actually become a ghost, does not feel hot at all. Howard took out two cookies and put them on a plate and brought them out.

Walking behind Tony, he picked up a cookie and stuffed it into Tony's mouth.

Tony was obviously still saying this one second, but his mouth was suddenly blocked the next second.Before he could look back, he felt a pain in his mouth and a pain in his tongue, but the taste in his mouth was very familiar. It was a taste that made him want to cry when he tasted it.

He subconsciously took out the cookie that he had bitten into his mouth, and burned his hand all at once.

Turning around and looking over, you can only see a plate floating in the air and a small cookie left on the plate.

Tony thought that the cookie was sent by Maria, which made him very touched.

Although the cookie was really hot, but apart from this point, everything was so perfect, as if it was the taste in his memory.

Even the temperature of the cookie, Tony helped his gentle mother find an excuse. After all, Maria had passed away for many years, and it was understandable not to understand the temperature that human beings could bear.

At this time, he didn't know that it was not the mother he thought of who was gentle and considerate in his heart and specially sent him cookies.

And the reason for sending the cookies was not as good as he imagined, but simply to gag him.

Steve's expression was subtle, and it could be seen that Tony was burned by that dessert, but he was really relieved now.Young people nowadays... do they all talk like this?

The upright Captain America couldn't believe his ears. He didn't recognize some of the sarcasm just now, but he knew it was sarcasm by looking at Tony's expression.

He really doesn't understand the language art of modern people. Steve thought that if he wanted to quarrel with the other party back then, it seemed that what he said would sound bloody.

Especially after arriving in the army, even many military songs are like this.This ability to speak ill of people without swearing only reminds Steve of the British.

Even if he has regional discrimination, the British in Steve's eyes are the kind of civilized people who come and go, speak slowly and carefully, and even curse.

This should be regarded as the American stereotype of the British.

Steve frowned. He didn't like Tony's character very much. As Howard's good brother, he actually wanted to help Howard get rid of Tony's... it should be considered a bad habit.

But Howard was here, his own biological father was here, and Steve wasn't going to step in.

Seeing Tony's obviously burned expression, Maria looked at Howard complaining again.

Howard: Meow meow? ? ?

Tony held the plate in his hand and said nothing.

Not knowing whether it was because his tongue was burned or what, he quietly walked to the sofa with the plate in his hand.

As if this was his own home, he naturally lay crookedly on the sofa and ate small cookies.

Maria wanted to teach him not to lie on the sofa and eat sweets. In this way, some residues would fall on the sofa, which was very difficult to take care of, but Tony obviously couldn't see it, and she wanted to stare at Howard again.

Howard just felt that he was so innocent that he would be stared at no matter what he did.But as a good husband, he still thoughtfully took the pen he put aside just now.

The paper was not wasted at all, and I just took the paper that Tony put here just now, and Howard had already written a lot of words.

Maria glanced at Howard approvingly, and Juanxiu's notes came alive on the paper.

After finishing writing, Maria put the paper in front of Tony.

When Tony looked at the paper in front of him, there was obviously a sentence more than when he read it just now, "Don't lie on the sofa and eat sweets and snacks, this habit is very bad." When he was obviously surprised.

This time it wasn't his father's handwriting, but Maria herself.

Although he always quarreled with Howard, Tony always listened to Maria.But it's one thing to know that they can use paper to communicate with others, it's another thing for Maria to actually write a sentence to herself.

Tony subconsciously sat up straight, and ate the cookie in two big gulps, as if someone was chasing him behind him.

I don't know whether to explain to Maria or to myself, "It's getting late, and I should go back. Pepper said that he has to negotiate with Osborne's president tomorrow."

After speaking, he put down his mask, strode out, and flew away.

If Pepper knew what Tony was saying now, she would growl.Who knows why he has an appointment with the leader of Osborne, he has already released the other party's pigeons today, but now he suddenly remembered that he had an appointment, why did he go so early!

Maria looked at the back of Tony's sudden departure, feeling somewhat lost in her heart.