[Comprehensive martial arts] Martial arts are unparalleled
Chapter 9 The Correct Posture of Confession
Looking at Mengmeng's cute little face pretending to be innocent, Wang Lianhua first smiled, then suddenly darkened.
"Since you call me uncle, you should know the principle of respecting elders. You know that I am hiding my identity, but you don't cooperate with me in acting, and you expose my identity so quickly. I am not very happy. You said Should I punish you?"
This is a bit too subjective. Is it wrong to co-author all the people who don’t follow you?
But who told the other party to be Wang Lianhua? You are a male god, and you are justified if you are self-willed.
"Uncle Wang is right, I should have acted with you just now, but I lost my wink." Mengmeng looked remorseful. "But who made me live longer than Uncle you? I'm not experienced enough this time and I'll know next time. Don't worry about my little guy like Uncle Wang if you have a lot."
Mengmeng's exaggerated expression couldn't be concealed, "Although you are a bit willful, what else can I do, I have to tolerate you." 's real thoughts.
Wang Lianhua didn't care about putting on a bad face, she stretched out her hands to pinch Mengmeng's face again and started rubbing her pretty little face until it got deformed.
"I think you are so courageous because I won't do anything to you. You must know that there is no reason for me to be humble to juniors."
"Let go, carriage! The carriage is about to hit a tree!" Mengmeng pointed to the front and quickly reminded Wang Lianhua.
Wang Lianhua snorted and then let go of the rein.
"I don't know how Xiao Feng taught you to be so clever."
Xiao Feng is an upright person, although he is not a rigid person, but he will definitely not be able to teach such an elf niece, she should look like his niece.
"Let me ask you, since you are good at medicine, why do you still say that you want to become a hero with world-class martial arts?"
Although he had just met, his gender could be determined through his heartbeat and pulse only by a short contact, and he was carrying a colorless and tasteless medicine on his body, so Wang Lianhua concluded that Mengmeng's medical skills were definitely not inferior to him.
In this way, she will not know her physical condition?
It's just that when the other party said those words just now, it didn't look like the other party was serious to fool him.
"I don't believe you don't know that not only can you not practice martial arts with your body, but you may not be able to survive."
So many people have checked Mengmeng's pulse, but Wang Lianhua was the only one who told Mengmeng directly that not only could she not learn martial arts, but she would not live long.
Mengmeng admired his frankness, and then refuted his words.
"How could I not survive, Uncle Wang, you have to know that the world is full of wonders, and anything can happen."
Wang Lianhua is conceited of his medical skills, he feels that he can't do anything about Mengmeng's symptoms, and it's the same with other doctors. "What do I need to know? I only know that you will live to be 20 years old. If you go to another doctor, I'm afraid they will tell you the time earlier."
"But I think I don't need treatment at all, and I can live for a very long time."
Mengmeng thought to herself that this body was produced by "Jianghu" after all. When her physique was zero before, she was just a little weaker, and she didn't see any discomfort. This shows that physique has no effect on life span at all.
But Wang Lianhua didn't know, he felt that Mengmeng's words meant that his medical skills were not good.
He has been in the rivers and lakes for so long and no one dares to talk to him like that. It seems that a newborn calf is not afraid of tigers. Let's see how he treats this little guy so that she knows how to respect her elders.
Wang Lianhua wanted to do it, Mengmeng was weak and he didn't dare to toss around at will, but there were two ready-made test products on the carriage, so when he was on the road, Wang Lianhua took the opportunity to attack those two.
Xiao Feng has always been benevolent, his niece should have the same temper as him, even if he knew that these two people deserved to die for selling good women, but since she had already proposed to send her to the government, she would not let people die on the way, Wang Lian Let's see how Mengmeng saves these two.
After driving for about an hour, the carriage happened to meet a tea stand, and when Mengmeng was about to find something to eat, the two of them started having a fit.
Wang Lianhua pretended to check the situation of the two of them, and seeing that the two of them had already reacted, she quickly called Mengmeng over.
"The two of them didn't know what happened, and suddenly they clutched their stomachs and twitched."
Mengmeng walked over as soon as she heard that she was gnawing on the buns, and seeing the two people lying in the carriage was indeed twitching like Wang Lianhua said, and her expression was painful.
It was fine just now, but in the blink of an eye she had an emergency. It is unbelievable that Mengmeng said that Wang Lianhua hadn't done anything.
But just as Wang Lianhua thought, Mengmeng felt that although these two people were doing a business that should be beheaded, since they had already decided to hand it over to the government, they couldn't do nothing at this time.
Thinking of Mengmeng, she walked over to feel the pulse of the two of them.
Wang Lianhua watched intently from the side, thinking that what he had injected was not an ordinary poison, Mengmeng would have to spend a lot of effort to save the lives of these two people.
When Mengmeng was eating candy on the road just now, he saw the good medicine in her pocket. Although he didn't know how hard the little girl was to find it and what she planned to use it for, but to save these two people It is indispensable to use these medicinal materials.
He just waited to see her flesh hurt.
Mengmeng took the pulse of the two with a bun in his mouth, which was a bit unreliable, just when the gray cloth shirt and the pockmarked face felt that they were going to die this time, they were looking at each other speechlessly, and when tears were shining, Mengmeng moved .
She withdrew her hand and took down the bun she was holding, turned around and said to the owner of the tea stall. "Master! Do you have any vinegar on your stall?"
"Yes, but the little guest officer wants to use it?"
"Yeah! I bought it." Mengmeng handed a small piece of silver to the old man who opened the tea stand, and bought all the big pot of vinegar in the stall, and then gave it to the old man in the gray cloth shirt and the frightened expression on the pockmarked face. They both drank it all down.
Then the gray cloth shirt and the pockmarked face, whose sour faces were wrinkled into rags, were surprised to find that their stomachs didn't hurt anymore.
Wang Lianhua's expression changed when Mengmeng wanted to be jealous.
What he gave those two people was not ordinary poison, or it wasn't poison but Gu. He thought that the little girl was good at medicine but not necessarily good at Gu, but he didn't expect the little girl to find out the pulse at once, and according to his original idea , even if the other party finds out that something is wrong, in this small place, it is necessary to use the good medicinal materials in her bag to solve this Gu
But he did all his calculations, but he didn't expect that this little guy would think of using vinegar.
He also shook his head before he realized that the main medicinal materials to cure his Gu worms were schisandra and golden tassel, which were all acidic medicinal materials, so regardless of the taste and body feeling, using vinegar directly was the quickest, easiest and most economical way.
This little man is not very old, but he has a lively mind.
At first, Wang Lianhua wanted to teach Mengmeng a lesson, but now she suddenly wanted to compete, so the gray cloth shirt and pockmarked face on the way to the south of the Yangtze River were miserable.
Wang Lianhua fed all kinds of strange wind poisons, fire poisons, and cold poisons on the front feet, and Mengmeng let them drink oil, eat grass, and chew bark on the back feet.
This is not a big deal, the most terrifying thing is that once they directly let the two of them eat dirt.
So when they finally arrived at the government, Gray Cloth Shirt and Pockmarked Face almost cried and confessed their crimes.
"They are not human beings, but two devils. Our journey is like death. Please do me a favor, my lord. Hurry up and lock us up!"
"That's right, my lord, no matter how we are sentenced, the two of us will admit it. After all, beheading is still a pleasure."
Facing the bewildered officials, Mengmeng showed a particularly innocent smile.
"We sent the person over, and left first if there is nothing to do."
But before leaving, Mengmeng suddenly remembered something, turned around and said to those two people.
"I almost forgot. It seems that I haven't finished the poison that Uncle Wang put on you before. Remember to chew half a catty of salt afterwards."
Gray cloth shirt and pockmarked face burst into even louder wailing upon hearing this.
Mengmeng thought that I was not the one who poisoned them, so it has nothing to do with me that they cry.
Thinking of this, Mengmeng left the government office without any psychological burden.
The author has something to say:
Thanks to the little angels who cast [Landmine]: Linglong, Niannian Xingsha, Cogito, so I am one;
Thanks to the little angels who irrigate [Nutrition Solution]: Yeel D. Xiu, 1 bottle of Sunny Neon;
Thank you very much for your support, (*^3^)
"Since you call me uncle, you should know the principle of respecting elders. You know that I am hiding my identity, but you don't cooperate with me in acting, and you expose my identity so quickly. I am not very happy. You said Should I punish you?"
This is a bit too subjective. Is it wrong to co-author all the people who don’t follow you?
But who told the other party to be Wang Lianhua? You are a male god, and you are justified if you are self-willed.
"Uncle Wang is right, I should have acted with you just now, but I lost my wink." Mengmeng looked remorseful. "But who made me live longer than Uncle you? I'm not experienced enough this time and I'll know next time. Don't worry about my little guy like Uncle Wang if you have a lot."
Mengmeng's exaggerated expression couldn't be concealed, "Although you are a bit willful, what else can I do, I have to tolerate you." 's real thoughts.
Wang Lianhua didn't care about putting on a bad face, she stretched out her hands to pinch Mengmeng's face again and started rubbing her pretty little face until it got deformed.
"I think you are so courageous because I won't do anything to you. You must know that there is no reason for me to be humble to juniors."
"Let go, carriage! The carriage is about to hit a tree!" Mengmeng pointed to the front and quickly reminded Wang Lianhua.
Wang Lianhua snorted and then let go of the rein.
"I don't know how Xiao Feng taught you to be so clever."
Xiao Feng is an upright person, although he is not a rigid person, but he will definitely not be able to teach such an elf niece, she should look like his niece.
"Let me ask you, since you are good at medicine, why do you still say that you want to become a hero with world-class martial arts?"
Although he had just met, his gender could be determined through his heartbeat and pulse only by a short contact, and he was carrying a colorless and tasteless medicine on his body, so Wang Lianhua concluded that Mengmeng's medical skills were definitely not inferior to him.
In this way, she will not know her physical condition?
It's just that when the other party said those words just now, it didn't look like the other party was serious to fool him.
"I don't believe you don't know that not only can you not practice martial arts with your body, but you may not be able to survive."
So many people have checked Mengmeng's pulse, but Wang Lianhua was the only one who told Mengmeng directly that not only could she not learn martial arts, but she would not live long.
Mengmeng admired his frankness, and then refuted his words.
"How could I not survive, Uncle Wang, you have to know that the world is full of wonders, and anything can happen."
Wang Lianhua is conceited of his medical skills, he feels that he can't do anything about Mengmeng's symptoms, and it's the same with other doctors. "What do I need to know? I only know that you will live to be 20 years old. If you go to another doctor, I'm afraid they will tell you the time earlier."
"But I think I don't need treatment at all, and I can live for a very long time."
Mengmeng thought to herself that this body was produced by "Jianghu" after all. When her physique was zero before, she was just a little weaker, and she didn't see any discomfort. This shows that physique has no effect on life span at all.
But Wang Lianhua didn't know, he felt that Mengmeng's words meant that his medical skills were not good.
He has been in the rivers and lakes for so long and no one dares to talk to him like that. It seems that a newborn calf is not afraid of tigers. Let's see how he treats this little guy so that she knows how to respect her elders.
Wang Lianhua wanted to do it, Mengmeng was weak and he didn't dare to toss around at will, but there were two ready-made test products on the carriage, so when he was on the road, Wang Lianhua took the opportunity to attack those two.
Xiao Feng has always been benevolent, his niece should have the same temper as him, even if he knew that these two people deserved to die for selling good women, but since she had already proposed to send her to the government, she would not let people die on the way, Wang Lian Let's see how Mengmeng saves these two.
After driving for about an hour, the carriage happened to meet a tea stand, and when Mengmeng was about to find something to eat, the two of them started having a fit.
Wang Lianhua pretended to check the situation of the two of them, and seeing that the two of them had already reacted, she quickly called Mengmeng over.
"The two of them didn't know what happened, and suddenly they clutched their stomachs and twitched."
Mengmeng walked over as soon as she heard that she was gnawing on the buns, and seeing the two people lying in the carriage was indeed twitching like Wang Lianhua said, and her expression was painful.
It was fine just now, but in the blink of an eye she had an emergency. It is unbelievable that Mengmeng said that Wang Lianhua hadn't done anything.
But just as Wang Lianhua thought, Mengmeng felt that although these two people were doing a business that should be beheaded, since they had already decided to hand it over to the government, they couldn't do nothing at this time.
Thinking of Mengmeng, she walked over to feel the pulse of the two of them.
Wang Lianhua watched intently from the side, thinking that what he had injected was not an ordinary poison, Mengmeng would have to spend a lot of effort to save the lives of these two people.
When Mengmeng was eating candy on the road just now, he saw the good medicine in her pocket. Although he didn't know how hard the little girl was to find it and what she planned to use it for, but to save these two people It is indispensable to use these medicinal materials.
He just waited to see her flesh hurt.
Mengmeng took the pulse of the two with a bun in his mouth, which was a bit unreliable, just when the gray cloth shirt and the pockmarked face felt that they were going to die this time, they were looking at each other speechlessly, and when tears were shining, Mengmeng moved .
She withdrew her hand and took down the bun she was holding, turned around and said to the owner of the tea stall. "Master! Do you have any vinegar on your stall?"
"Yes, but the little guest officer wants to use it?"
"Yeah! I bought it." Mengmeng handed a small piece of silver to the old man who opened the tea stand, and bought all the big pot of vinegar in the stall, and then gave it to the old man in the gray cloth shirt and the frightened expression on the pockmarked face. They both drank it all down.
Then the gray cloth shirt and the pockmarked face, whose sour faces were wrinkled into rags, were surprised to find that their stomachs didn't hurt anymore.
Wang Lianhua's expression changed when Mengmeng wanted to be jealous.
What he gave those two people was not ordinary poison, or it wasn't poison but Gu. He thought that the little girl was good at medicine but not necessarily good at Gu, but he didn't expect the little girl to find out the pulse at once, and according to his original idea , even if the other party finds out that something is wrong, in this small place, it is necessary to use the good medicinal materials in her bag to solve this Gu
But he did all his calculations, but he didn't expect that this little guy would think of using vinegar.
He also shook his head before he realized that the main medicinal materials to cure his Gu worms were schisandra and golden tassel, which were all acidic medicinal materials, so regardless of the taste and body feeling, using vinegar directly was the quickest, easiest and most economical way.
This little man is not very old, but he has a lively mind.
At first, Wang Lianhua wanted to teach Mengmeng a lesson, but now she suddenly wanted to compete, so the gray cloth shirt and pockmarked face on the way to the south of the Yangtze River were miserable.
Wang Lianhua fed all kinds of strange wind poisons, fire poisons, and cold poisons on the front feet, and Mengmeng let them drink oil, eat grass, and chew bark on the back feet.
This is not a big deal, the most terrifying thing is that once they directly let the two of them eat dirt.
So when they finally arrived at the government, Gray Cloth Shirt and Pockmarked Face almost cried and confessed their crimes.
"They are not human beings, but two devils. Our journey is like death. Please do me a favor, my lord. Hurry up and lock us up!"
"That's right, my lord, no matter how we are sentenced, the two of us will admit it. After all, beheading is still a pleasure."
Facing the bewildered officials, Mengmeng showed a particularly innocent smile.
"We sent the person over, and left first if there is nothing to do."
But before leaving, Mengmeng suddenly remembered something, turned around and said to those two people.
"I almost forgot. It seems that I haven't finished the poison that Uncle Wang put on you before. Remember to chew half a catty of salt afterwards."
Gray cloth shirt and pockmarked face burst into even louder wailing upon hearing this.
Mengmeng thought that I was not the one who poisoned them, so it has nothing to do with me that they cry.
Thinking of this, Mengmeng left the government office without any psychological burden.
The author has something to say:
Thanks to the little angels who cast [Landmine]: Linglong, Niannian Xingsha, Cogito, so I am one;
Thanks to the little angels who irrigate [Nutrition Solution]: Yeel D. Xiu, 1 bottle of Sunny Neon;
Thank you very much for your support, (*^3^)
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