house elf

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When Xie Ming woke up in the morning, it was a good morning kiss when he was suppressed by the energetic Li Ao.

"Well, I didn't brush my teeth." Xie Ming pushed away the big face that was approaching, his voice still had a hoarse voice that hadn't woken up.

Li Ao was not annoyed when he was dismissed, and he kept pushing his head against Xie Ming's chest, humming, "How dare you dislike dragon saliva? You are the only one in this world who has ever eaten it." No one else really thinks about it.”

As soon as these words came out, Xie Ming's drowsiness was completely wiped out by nausea.

He is obsessed with cleanliness, so far he can accept Li Ao alone, he usually talks about hygiene, brushes and cleans up, and there is nothing wrong with kissing.But when Li Ao suddenly mentioned the dragon, he always felt that it was another creature that drools and salivates.

"Let me say it first, I don't accept your original shape, so don't think about anything." Xie Ming turned over vigorously, pinched Li Ao under his body, and squeezed his cheeks to warn him severely, "No lifting of the dragon is allowed on the bed, and the bed will be separated if you lift it. !"

After speaking, he bit Li Ao's chin, and pinched his cheek until it deformed.

Li Ao cocked his mouth and spoke with difficulty, "What's outside?"

"No reason!" Xie Ming forcefully refused to answer.

The fleshy pad under his body was soft and tough, Xie Ming stood up with one hand supporting Li Ao's chest, and took advantage of it.

He didn't have such thoughts before, but now he seems to have less and less scruples towards Li Ao.

After all, this guy has been lurking by his side for so many years, and he has even seen him when he was in the second grade.

This is revenge!

Careful human beings think so.

Xie Ming got out of bed to wash, and Li Ao followed closely.

"Why? What happened to the dragon? Isn't it good-looking? Are my scales slippery? How does it feel to you?"

Seeing the topic infinitely rushing towards a dangerous cliff, it will be too late if you don't rein in your horse.Xie Ming could only resign himself to taking out the toothbrush that was stuffed into his mouth, and told him with a serious face, "I will have a feeling that I am cheating, and I know it is you intellectually, but please understand that I am just a man who just married Lao Gong ten years ago. Knowing that he is not an ordinary man"

As soon as the topic got here, Li Ao, who was wronged, stopped limply.

"Oh." He skipped a single word, shut his mouth, turned around and left.

Xie Ming, who was left behind, held his toothbrush in his mouth, thinking silently, angry?Why?Because he can't accept the original form?Do monsters care more about this?

Forget it, ask Little Green Pointer later.

After all, as a person, he really lacks this kind of experience, and no one can answer even if he posts a query.

Li Ao went to the guest guard, and the three little sweethearts were listening to him sadly sending out a love interrogation triple, "Is he not in love? Why can't I accept it? How can I treat him badly?"

There are only little monsters in heat and no love in their lives, so they can only be silent listeners.

Just after eight o'clock, Xie Ming, who was tidy up, received a call from Zhao Lue.

"Brother Xie, are you ready?"

Xie Ming was on the phone while staring at the toaster, "Okay, we can go anytime."

"That's fine, I'll start making arrangements here." Zhao Lue responded straightforwardly, "Is it just you and Brother Li?"

To be honest, in terms of age and seniority, it would be too young for him to be Li Ao's great-great-great-great-grandson, but who asked him to count from Xie Ge's side? Calling Zhenlong a big brother is really profitable!Zhao slightly felt refreshed.

"Wait, I have to bring four more here." Xie Ming said hesitantly. He didn't expect that Zhao Lue would take care of everything. If he took it with him, he could just add money to the airline.

"The ones at home? All right, no problem. Such a big incident happened, and a sum of money was specially approved by the superior. I will apply to our section chief, and the chartered flight will be fine." Zhao Lue smiled meanly, "They're in a hurry now."

Before, Section Chief Zhang went to report overnight and didn't pay attention to it. Now that there is such a commotion, the special approval for expedited processing has given green light to all aspects.

"Just don't bother."

After saying a few more words, Zhao Lue hung up the phone and made arrangements, and Xie Ming's slice of bread popped out.

The irritable Lao Gong was frying eggs in the kitchen, Xie Ming flirted with him to no avail, he was still depressed.

Quietly put the slices of bread on the plate, Xie Ming grabbed the little green tip in the flowerpot and went into the balcony.

"Then what?" Xie Ming said sullenly, "Do you monsters care about it? The original shape of the monster body or something like that."

The little green sharpie who just listened to the boss's complaints and was forcibly captured by humans to talk

I can't afford to mess with you, they are all bosses!

"I really care about it." Little Green Jianer stretched out his tail and nodded, "The scales should be shiny, the fur should be smooth, and the figure should be mighty and powerful."

"In our world, this is also the criterion for judging whether a monster is capable or not"

The corners of Xie Ming's mouth twitched, that is to say, his attitude just now was actually to dislike Li Ao's incompetence?

How can two different species express their appreciation in a friendly way?

How to appreciate this?

"Praise him for his shiny golden scales? Is it useful?"

"You can try it." Little Green Jianer said sullenly, green is also very beautiful, do human beings like shiny?But its green is low-key and luxurious, and it is also very beautiful.

It seems that he heard the voice of little green sharp, or maybe he just learned a new technique. Xie Ming, who knows it well, immediately put it to use. "Your color is also very beautiful, very elegant, like jade, imperial green!"

As soon as the words fell, Xie Ming saw Little Green Jian'er's drooping tail swaying slightly, full of uncontrollable joy.

Really useful!

New skill t!

It can be used to tease the old man!

When Xie Ming entered the kitchen, Li Ao had already made sandwiches and was drawing patterns on them with ketchup.He drew a smiling face on Xie Ming's side-fried piece, and then sadly added a crying face to his own.

"Actually, you are in good shape." Xie Ming stood beside him and said slowly.

Li Ao shook his hand, and a drop of ketchup dripped from his crying face, as if he was really crying.

The original shape is so powerful?

A rough man like Li Ao can be transformed into a decadent literary novel.

"You don't like it at all." Li Ao's voice was low, with unconscious grievances.

"The golden color of your scales is very gorgeous and dazzling." Xie Ming opened his eyes awkwardly, "I really like it."

"Really?" Li Ao took ketchup and smeared it, and the crying face soon lost its original appearance, "Then can I use the original shape at home?"

"Yes." Xie Ming responded.

"Can you brush my back with my original form?" the new request.

"Okay!" It's all about washing up, and Li Ao's original form is quite cute.

"that bed"

"You are enough." Xie Ming reacted immediately, "You can take this opportunity to make a request. One day I will post the house rules and write them down for you. Mondays, Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Fridays are prohibited from being changed into their original forms. Hour."

"Repost?" Xiao Qingqing was touched by the unbearable pain of Longsheng, and strongly objected, "That stuff will affect the relationship between husband and wife!"

Xie Ming rolled his eyes and said nothing, reached out and took away the ugly sandwich that Li Ao had smeared.Apply so much, the acid will not kill him!

Li Ao let out an "hey" and didn't stop calling anyone. He looked down at the remaining smiling faces on the plate, and the corners of his cold lips curled into a small arc.

After eating, a few little guys were put into cages and boxed, and Zhao Lue just arrived.

The four boxes, large and small, are stacked almost as high as a person.

Xie Ming didn't want to attract attention, so he packed them in advance to prevent the free-range weasels and macaws from being reported by passers-by.

"Be patient, I will let you out when you get on the plane." Xie Ming comforted.

Fortunately, they are all monsters, obedient and sensible, otherwise it would be inconvenient to take so many animals with them when traveling.Even sk, who was a little silly, obediently kept quiet under the pressure of the three.

Zhao Lue has arranged everything, private cabins, entering through a special passage, and carrying a few little monsters is no problem.

The special car went all the way to the airport, and the pet box was brought directly into the cabin, and Xie Ming was reluctant to check it in.

The direct flight takes about two hours and lands at noon. There are people in city y who are in charge of pick-up and drop-off arrangements, and will go to the school to investigate after dinner.

Zhao Lue roughly talked about today's arrangements, and looked at Li Ao's face, "This matter is urgent. The school made six or seven phone calls last night, and they didn't dare to take a holiday without reason. I heard that the principal is dying of anxiety. gone."

"You're still so polite to me?" Xie Ming smiled, "Let's do things first, everyone can rest assured."

What he is most afraid of now is that this matter has something to do with demons.When the investigation is clear, everyone can breathe a sigh of relief.

Li Ao flattened the chair, lay down, put the little green tip across his eyelids as a cooling sleep mask, and said nothing.

Zhao slightly opened his mouth and asked silently, "What's wrong?"

Xie Ming was helpless.

What else can happen.

Be careful.

When they were about to leave the house, Little Green Jian'er and Li San'er were stunned, "Sister-in-law said my color is pretty! It looks like imperial green!"

Li Ao passing by

He turned around and went to Xie Ming to settle the score, insisting that Xie Ming also use jade to describe his color.Xie Ming, who was packing, thought about it for a long time, and dryly choked out a "chicken oil yellow", and then Li Ao became like this.

The ugliness cannot be made public.

Who would believe that just because the chicken oil yellow is not as expensive as the emperor's green, this small-minded monster can become so angry.

He didn't know jade very well, so Li Ao kept asking, thinking that chicken oil yellow was already pretty good in a short time.

He also found an excuse to punish Little Lu Jianer, and saw that Little Lu Jianer was lying limply on Li Ao's eyes, not daring to move, looking so unlovable in life.

Xie Ming shook his head slightly to signal Zhao Lue not to worry.

Regarding this question, Xie Ming sighed in his heart, he should look for some golden jade, maybe buy a piece, this guy will be able to calm down and save money and misfortune.

Because of the low air pressure, the plane was very quiet.No matter if I could sleep or not, I closed my eyes.

Xie Ming was lying next to Li Ao, thinking about the whole incident that happened in City Y, while trying to connect this incident with the devil.

Suddenly, his fingertips became hot, and a big hand came over quietly from the side, pinched his fingertips first, and then squeezed his fingertips, clasping his whole hand in the palm.

Xie Ming laughed silently, this is really saving money.