[Lingjia Zoo III Xiaoqiangxing people also courteous] Do not come to online games with explosive hea

"Why do you ask?" There was no affirmation or denial, in fact, even he himself was not sure how he was feeling.

"Your anger..." Yu reached out and touched his arm lightly, then retracted immediately, "You look so depressed."

He froze for a moment, then silently looked back at the test tube in his hand. Can the NPC even detect this?However, this game operates by reading the player's brainwaves. If it is really necessary, it will not even be able to hide what's on its mind.

"Do you hate Tank Afro?"

"Huh?" The sudden change of the topic made him look at Yu in surprise, and was a little flustered for a while, "No, uh... it's not annoying."

"Then do you like him?" Yu asked again, tilting his head.

how?Salem looked away with a slightly warm face, "Of course not!"

"Oh." Yu frowned slightly, as if he was very puzzled, "But every time he strikes up a conversation with someone, you look very unhappy."

"Is there?" Seren asked wonderingly.

"have."

Now Salem was really depressed, and after a while he said calmly: "I just can't understand his superficiality."

After a long while, the test tube gave out a red light of failure, and he heard Yu Youyou say: "Saelen cares about him very much."

"Ding!" The sound of the Zhaizhai system suddenly came into chaos, "The NPC "Yu?" told the truth about the player Sairon's thoughts, and gained +40 piercing of the cecum, and 1000 experience points. Please continue to poke the player~"

This time, Salem has changed from depression to depression. Would it be too exaggerated that even NPCs can increase their index?

Adding new ingredients to the test tube again, he silently stared at the liquids of various colors in the tube, and couldn't help thinking about where this inexplicable emotion came from.He rejects the entanglement of human shields. No matter what the motives of this person are, he doesn't want to pay attention to the truth or falsehood of what the other party said.To him, these people are just passers-by in his life, no matter how long they have stayed for him, they will leave.He has experienced this too deeply and too many times.

As for why he felt uncomfortable seeing that guy strike up a conversation, it was purely because of his conception, right?or...

Heh, probably because he hasn't been pursued for a long time, and he unintentionally got carried away, so when the people who were circling around him suddenly ran away, he would feel lost.

"Where is the deacon?"

Hearing Yu's melancholy murmur, he couldn't help laughing and asked, "How can you be sure that he is not the bad guy who hurt you?"

"Huh?" Yu blinked blankly, as if he really hadn't thought about it, then shook his head and said with absolute certainty: "The deacon is definitely not a bad person."

"Why? Haven't you forgotten all about it?" He asked again.

"Because..." Yu lowered his head and said sadly and nostalgicly: "The memory is gone, but the feeling hidden in my heart has not disappeared. Whether it is the happiness of being loved, or the sadness of being separated from him, everything is there."

"..."

Even if you don't think about it, don't want to remember, all the feelings you have had because of that person will still be deeply rooted in your heart, including every scar that was drawn.He was speechless to refute this feeling, because he knew it all too well.

"Tai is so rare, invite me to dinner when you are offline." Aiden stepped into the Lavender mansion excitedly, looking at the dining table with great anticipation, but he did not see the delicious home-cooked food he imagined, but boxes of takeaway food. His face collapsed in disappointment, "Why didn't the little white rabbit cook it? Otherwise, your cooking would be fine. I haven't eaten your cooking for a long time."

Titus, who had already taken his seat at the table, glanced at him expressionlessly, and said coldly, "Okay, go online and ask Belle to give you a rib."

"The leftover bones?" Seeing that the other party really nodded, Aiden burst into tears. He has known this younger brother for more than ten years since high school, how can he not know himself?

Ling Xiaotu probably went out on a date. At this time, Titus would make a casual sandwich for a meal, and rarely would he take the initiative to order takeaway and invite people over to eat.So, Aiden opened the takeaway box, smelled the good-looking pasta, and asked, "What happened to call me here so urgently?"

"It's okay." Titus cut a piece of fish fillet and ate it, and calmly spit out the words that almost choked him to death, "Bell asked me to hold you back and not pester anyone."

Aiden burst into tears again, "What's the matter? I just want to care about Xiao Lun."

Titus cast a cold look again, and continued to eat.Aiden, who couldn't relax, started chatting automatically. He first praised the food in his mouth, and then chatted wordlessly about family matters.And Titus has long been used to this man's noise, and never interrupted, until Aiden mentioned Salem again.

"are you serious?"

"Ah? Are you talking about Xiao Lun?" Receiving the glance from Titus, Aiden scratched his short black hair and raised a silly smile, "Yeah, from the first time I saw him After that, I can’t forget it, and we have experienced so many things together, I believe our fate is definitely God’s will!”

Titus twitched the corners of his mouth slightly, and quickly gave a pertinent poke, "You two only met each other for the second day."

"Love is timeless!" Aiden said seriously, holding his chest.

"He doesn't care about you at all."

"One day, brother's sincerity will impress Xiao Lun!" Aiden clenched his fist and said hopefully.

"What you see is just a virtual electronic appearance, and it may not be the same in reality."

"I trust my intuition, Xiao Lun is definitely a beauty like a fairy!" Aiden finished laughing nymphetically, and stomped on someone's lightning spot nervously, "It's just like meeting Tai at the beginning of the year. So beautiful that I fell in love at first sight and fell in love again. I wish I could marry and go home. Although after so many years, Tai has grown tall and strong, but she is still so handsome... Wow! What are you doing, Tai Throw the knife over here—”

When the appointed time came, they reunited online again, and according to the discussed plan, Abo, a relative of the dwarves, drove them to the NO.50 mountain peak.On the way, the dwarf Abel said that the cauliflower head of the meat shield had a feeling of familiarity at first sight, and he talked about the legend of the brave about the giant cave of Aiwa with great interest——

"The gold in the giant cave of Aiwa has a long history. According to legend, after the gods created this world, in order to make this erupting volcano dormant, they sent the most valiant monster to rush into the cave and subdue it. The little spirit beasts in it, they "demons and spirits" fought and fought for three days and three nights. The battle came to a result. So, they became sympathetic to each other, and finally turned enemies into friends and got married... I mean, they swore to become good friends, and the little spirit beast also decided to leave this cave to wander the world with the big scorpion demon. Cosmo Volcano is quiet."

"..."

What kind of legend of the brave is this?It's just a legend of adultery!

After the four talents complained in blacklines, the system really rained love and joy and rang, "Ding! The player Teddy Bear Biscuit and the other four learned about Opus's original adulterous love gossip, gained gossip index +55, experience value 4000, Welcome to make persistent efforts to dig out more adultery of the creator gods~?"

So, they were speechless again... No!What is waiting for four people?Can the system not be so lazy?

"However..." In the silence, the meat shield finally couldn't help raising his hand to ask, "What does this have to do with gold?"

"Oh! Look at me, I actually forget it while I'm talking, and I forget it when I get older, hahaha!" The dwarf Uncle stroked Mediterranean's head and joked with himself, but the others had to Black Thread thought to himself, please don't even forget the route.

"The gold, of course, is what they left behind after the war, so none of us dare to touch it."

Then, they looked out the window with dead eyes, and suddenly felt that they didn't want to step in!

As if he didn't notice the inexplicable silence, Abor the dwarf explained solemnly: "Remember, those golds are very precious, you can touch them if you want, but you must not take them out of the hole, otherwise terrible things will happen." thing!"

"Huh?" Just like everyone who loves to watch ghost movies and is afraid of ghosts, Miaomiao Senbei couldn't help asking curiously and fearfully: "Really, really?"

Hearing this, Uncle the dwarf suddenly smiled evilly, "Of course it's fake! I just broke it up randomly, hahahaha, little Miaozi really loves it!"

Damn it, my teeth are suddenly so itchy!For the first time, Miaomiao Senbei felt that she wanted to bite an NPC so much.

"You can take the gold back as a souvenir if you want. It's useless anyway. The only valuable thing in that cave is the sulfur crystal." When the dwarf Abo said this, his face became serious, "It's a pity that a terrible one came. The monsters made none of us dare to go in to mine sulfur crystals, seriously affecting the local economy!"

"What does the sulfur crystal look like? How do you collect it?" Seren asked trying to put aside the scene of some kind of gold everywhere.

"Ah, it is actually a small crystal that dripped from the rock on the top of the cave. We divide it into four grades. The S grade is the highest grade of silver and white. The A grade you want is the second grade of gold. Most of them can only be found in hidden treasures. You can only find it in the room..." After the dwarf Uncle explained carefully, he asked worriedly: "Speaking of which, do you really want to go in? It's dangerous there."

"Of course I do! You must do what you promise." Huo Dun patted his chest covered in snow clothes and said.

"Okay, then you should be careful." Abor the dwarf parked the car in front of a tower, "This is the cable station, just go in and choose No. 69."

After thanking Uncle, they got on the cable car and set off toward their destination in a mighty way.It is now noon in the middle of the day in the game, but as far as the eye can see, it is covered with snow, without a ray of sunlight, and the wind and snow blowing from the window makes the skin slightly painful.As the cable car climbed up and the temperature dropped, they spit out fog at the first mouth, which made people have to marvel at the realism of the virtual reality of "Opus".

"Wow! This game is so powerful!" The meat shield kept looking around and exhaling in amazement, even took off his gloves, and stretched his hand out of the window to catch the snow, "It's not inferior to the real snow, Tai, we can also consider investing In the game industry, virtual reality technology will only get better and better, and now there is only one company starting, we still have time to break into it.”

"It's already under investigation." Teddy Bear scooped up a spoonful of hot soup and handed it to his younger brother's mouth without raising his eyes, "Baby, drink it while it's hot."

"Oh." Meow Meow Immediately opened her mouth obediently to let her brother feed her, but her eyes kept falling on her dancing fingers, as if she was typing.

Rou Dun saw that the snack food didn't bury his head in the soup as usual, so he asked suspiciously, "What is Little Bei Er doing?"

"Let's chat." Meow Meow Senbei had just finished answering when the system sound suddenly sounded——

"Ding! Player Miaomiao Xianbei chatted privately with NPC "Yu?" Cheng Mengmeng is a good girlfriend!"

"Salmon rice?" Miao Miao Xianbei, who is not good at Chinese, accidentally misunderstood the meaning of best friend, and immediately asked droolingly, "Do you mean salmon rice? The grilled salmon is good (super delicious)!"

"Grilled salmon is delicious." Yuya agreed in a low voice.

So, Teddy Bear Cooked in the Family silently wrote down the name of the dish.

"So it's a salmon? Brother just thought it was a tortoise's tortoise!" His Chinese isn't very good at meat shields, so he scratched his head and asked curiously, "What kind of gossip are you talking about?"

"Hehe, Caibi told you!" After Miaomiao Xianbei winked at Chaoyu, the two secretly glanced at Salem in a tacit understanding, and lowered their heads and continued to type with a wicked smile.

Sensing the expressions of these two people, Salem suddenly had an ominous premonition.Wasn't it Miaomiao Xianbei's instigation that Yu suddenly chatted with him earlier?It's a good thing he didn't give away too many secrets...well, should he?

Seeing that the meat shield seemed to want to ask again, Salem was afraid that the two of them would not be able to hold back their words, so he quickly changed the subject: "How did you talk? I didn't hear you."

"Pass the secret word." Miaomiao Xianbei lifted her chin proudly, "I suddenly thought of it before going offline, so I asked Brother Xiaoyu to try it out, I didn't expect it to be really successful!"

"Then you can also contact Dan Maeve directly? This way, the little Yumei can also find out about the deacon earlier." Hu Dun said pleasantly.

Miao Miao Xianbei took the soup bowl, drank it in one gulp, then wiped her mouth and said, "My brother has tried to mess with her, but she is just like Shen Shou, she is on a special mission and cannot be contacted."

"That's it." Hudun wiped his face that was a little cold from the wind, turned his head to look at Salem who fell into silence, and couldn't help but asked worriedly: "Why is Xiaolun so quiet? Are you uncomfortable? Sure enough, you shouldn't stay up late ah!"

"I'm fine, I'm just thinking about something." After regaining his senses, Salem shook his head, but his eyes didn't turn away, instead he stared straight at the message on the channel——

『[Private] Miao Miao Xianbei whispered to you: Does Brother Lun care about that pig-head meat shield? OAO

Alas, sure enough... this is an NPC who eats inside and out!Salem had a headache and didn't know how to answer, whether it was the secret word or the person next to him.

"Are you really all right?" Hudun held out his hand to hold Salem's face anxiously, turned him to himself, and said with a serious face: "Xiao Lun must rest if he is uncomfortable or tired, do you understand? No matter what happens, take care of yourself first.”

Unexpectedly, the other party would do this suddenly, Salem stared dumbfounded at the meat shield who had never been so serious.The heavy snow coat covered the exploding head, which occupied a large field of vision, leaving only reflective glasses and two thick eyebrows. Such a supposedly embarrassing picture was suppressed by the tough aura of the meat shield at this time, covering his cheeks The temperature came through the skin, and at this moment, something seemed to flow through his chest, making him unable to feel the cold wind and snow around him.

"I..." For some reason, Salem raised the corners of his mouth in amused manner, and the mood of being depressed all night suddenly disappeared.He subconsciously touched the hand on the right cheek, "Understood, if I am tired, I will definitely log off immediately."

After getting the guarantee, Hudun shook his hand back with a smile, "That's good, so I can rest assured."

It was only then that he realized what he had done on his own initiative. Salem blushed slightly, and looked back at the channel where the new message popped up——

『[Private] Miao Miao Senbei whispers to you: Brother Lun cares about him very much~OwO』

"[Private] NPC "Yu?" "Whisper to you: I really care~^_^』

These two big and small foodies are too stinky!

postscript:

Let me reveal a little bit about Lunmei's heart knot (哉

There is also one of Taigou's thunder points besides the nature of his brother's control: being praised for his appearance and being attacked.Of course, if the target is Beibei, it will be different to provoke AWA(#

PS Taigou dared to throw the throwing knife directly because he knew that Aiden could dodge it, good kids, don’t learn~ XDD

9-3. There is gold in four people!

>>>Love to dig... I mean, the giant cave of Aiwa is shiny with gold, but how do they dig it... Cough, collect sulfur crystals?

"Wuyi——" just stepped out of the cable car tower, the thin and petite Meow Miao Senbei was blown away by the strong wind, but fortunately Teddy Bear pulled him back quickly, but he was still scared and hugged his brother tightly Weeping tremblingly, "This, this, this, this wind is too strong!"

"Come here, baby." The teddy bear patted his chest to signal, and Meow Meow Senbei immediately transformed back into a kitten, and quickly got into his brother's lapel to hide. The whole body of the kitten was tightly wrapped, Only the head of a kitten wearing a snow cap is exposed, and the interaction between the two of them naturally adds to the sparkle of affection and the cuteness index.

"As expected of the highest peak, No. 69!" The meat shield, who was also short in stature, stood firmly in front of him because of the high bone density inherent in the dwarves.He raised his reflective glasses to watch the howling wind and snow, then turned his head and stretched out his hand to Salem, "Xiao Lun, brother hold you..."

Before he finished speaking, a strong wind blew away his snow suit and hood, and blew his big green afro into a hedgehog head, just like a crooked green-haired immortal. Then, the wind and snow turned Hit the meat shield straight, so the explosive head evolved on the spot.

"Meow ha ha ha ha! The pig's head is bigger and meow!" Meow Meow Senbei pointed at the giant snowman's head that almost blended into the background with a small meat ball, and laughed heartlessly.

"Puha! Can even the hatred of nature be recruited?" Salem couldn't help laughing until his stomach ached.

"Heh." Even the corners of the teddy bear's lips curled up slightly, obviously very satisfied with the news that a certain pig said something wrong at noon.

Alas, God doesn't know how to appreciate brother's handsome head!The meat shield's heart was bleeding.

Amidst the laughter, only Yu had a different opinion, "Well, it's like ice cream."

The scene suddenly turned into a silent embarrassment.Can this foodie stop thinking about eating for a moment?

In order to prevent Yuyu from really requesting to eat ice cream, Salem hurriedly patted the snow off the meat shield's head.The meat shield also quickly took out the flowered scarf, so as not to blow the snow cap off again.Unexpectedly, just as he was about to put it on his head, his frozen fingers accidentally let go, and the flowered turban was blown away in the wind.

"Oops!" Hudun wanted to recover the flower scarf, but saw that a snowstorm was about to blow towards him again, so he had to put on the snow coat and hat in a panic, and watched the flower scarf disappear into the distance.

"Forget it, it's a big deal, I'll hold on to the hat tighter." The meat shield grabbed the neckline with one hand and tried to wrap his head tightly, but it also caused some inconvenience for the next journey.After the nth wild monster was beaten down to a few squares of blood, the meat shield couldn't help but take back his little hand, shook his sore right hand, and complained bitterly: "It's so inconvenient to only have one hand! "

"Who told you to let the scarf fly away to provoke meow?" Miaomiao Senbei, who was hiding in front of her brother's chest, waved her little meow's palm and released a few small fireballs, and then said, "Maybe you want to wear a snowman's head Group battles are fine too, meow."

"Ice cream head." Yu, who was ordered to follow the priest closely, whispered again.

"..." The four decided to pretend not to hear.

"I figured it out." After the fire unicorn killed the monster, Salem took out a needle and thread and two cotton ropes from his bag, and half-kneeled in front of the meat shield to do something, "Although I'm just a junior tailor, it's okay to sew a rope , so you just tie it tight.”

"Oh, Xiao Lun is so virtuous!" Hu Dun was so moved that he burst into tears and said, "Brother is really the happiest man in the world!"

"Ding!" The system sound accompanied by the rain of love snowflakes also rang joyfully, "Player Sai Lun intimately helped the ambiguous object player Hudun Afro to sew clothes, and the relationship between the two warmed up, and they were awarded the title "Ambiguous Show of Adultery", The level of ambiguity has been raised from level 7 to level 9 with double blessings, players are welcome to make persistent efforts and go straight to the end of adulterers~?"

"..."

"Wow!"

"Sorry, I accidentally stabbed it."

"It's okay, this is Xiao Lun's love for brother, brother will never be angry."

"..."

"Alas!"

"Sorry, the wind and snow are too heavy to see clearly."

Although teammates cannot attack each other with skills, they can cause pain in a purely physical way without blood loss.Therefore, Miaomiao Xianbei and Yu, who witnessed the process, looked at each other with a tacit understanding.They dare to testify and swear - Salem didn't slip his hand and stab the meat shield on purpose, but did it on purpose!

After fighting all the way, they finally came to the giant cave of Aiwa.As soon as they stepped into the cave, the hot air with a strong sulfur smell rushed towards them, not only drying the snow on their bodies instantly, but also making them sweat profusely.

"Man! Isn't this temperature difference too exaggerated?" The meat shield's afro head was already hotter than ordinary people, and at this moment he felt even more uncomfortable and immediately took off his snow coat and hat.Others also changed back to their usual equipment one after another. Miao Miao Xianbei, who had regained her human form, reluctantly put away her favorite furry cat outfit, and put on a light and cool mage's short robe, revealing her white and tender limbs and slender waist.

"Wo also wants to mess with the ice now." Miao Miao Xianbei licked her dry lips, and Yu Yu who was beside him quickly nodded in agreement.

"Be good, baby, it will be more uncomfortable to eat ice now." Teddy Bear immediately took out a few bottles of coconut water, which has the effect of cooling and reducing fire, "Drink this first to soothe."

"Judging by the heat, the monsters inside should be of the fire attribute." Salem retracted the fire unicorn, and instead summoned the ice crystal demon and the water element that can release water particles within five feet, immediately refreshing them like a cold breath. .

After everything was ready, they began to walk in.Maybe it's because there are mostly ice monsters on this mountain, and the temperature in the cave is too hot, so they walked to the bottom stone gate smoothly, and this naturally also means that the monster behind the gate may not be an ordinary boss.

"But isn't this a repetitive task? It's rare for such a task to fight a difficult boss." Salem frowned suddenly feeling something was wrong.

"Yeah, or just a lot of elite monsters?" Seeing Yu's serious expression, Miaomiao Xianbei tilted her head and asked in doubt, "Young brother Yu is touching?"

"Hmm... yes, there is a strange feeling." Yu nervously grabbed the teddy bear's sleeve, apparently because the other party had to feed it easily, treating him as a temporary baby daddy and bodyguard.Miaomiao Xianbei noticed Yu's actions, but she could only pouted helplessly, thinking that she didn't care about it for the sake of this person's amnesia.

"Don't worry, brother is here." The meat shield patted the explosive head on the top and said with a smirk: "Anyway, the soldiers will fight, and the water will cover it, no problem!"

"It's 'Water Spits Salt'!" Meow Meow Senbei corrected herself.

"Oh, that's right." The meat shield scratched his face and seemed confused again.

"Uh..." Seeing that the teddy bear was still smiling and didn't seem to intend to correct it, Salem swallowed back the words and sighed secretly. With such a pampering and doting brother, it's no wonder that the child can learn Chinese well.

The meat shield took the lead in carefully pushing open the stone door, and the bright mountains of gold coins that filled the room instantly came into view, almost blinding the eyes of several people.They blinked and blinked, and finally saw a huge monster, whether it was a dog or a tiger, lying on the gold coin and snoring like thunder, the paw resting on its face was bigger than their heads.Miaomiao Xianbei opened his mouth to say something, but stopped under the signal of the teddy bear, so they all bowed their heads and had a meeting on the team channel to discuss——

『【Team】Meow Meow Senbei: It's sleeping~OAO』

"[Team] Teddy Bear Biscuit: It's hard to fight. 』

『【Team】Meat Shield Afro: You can tell at a glance? 』

『【Team】Meow Meow Xianbei: My brother is a tactician, you can see the combat values ​​of monsters and teammates. 』

Tactician? !This is the most difficult special profession in "Opus". In addition to having a very high speed of piercing the cecum, you have to pass a variety of mission tests to qualify. It is said that few players in the entire server get it.Salem glanced at the teddy bear in surprise. He really couldn't see that his paralyzed face could see through the spoof of the game, but it's no wonder that this person could calmly deal with the melee of the runaway monsters.

『【Team】Meat Shield Afro: As expected of Tai! 』

『[Team] Salem: Let me see if the pet steward has any information about it. 』

"[Team] Meat Shield Afro: Good! 』

Salem summoned "Pet Butler" and scanned the giant beast in the stone room, and the scan result was displayed on the data panel——

"[Pet Butler Encyclopedia] A dog in the underworld: Lv90 boss monster.Nicknamed Xiaoyi, it is one of the underworld beasts that guard the evil spirits in hell. It has a cute and cute personality and loves to act like a baby. It is the pet of the son of the king of hell.There are two younger brothers, namely the two-headed dog of the underworld and the three-headed dog of the underworld. 』

Hell pet again?Both Seren and the meat shield were silent, so they must have escaped, so why doesn't the son of Hades always tie up his pets?

"[Team] Miao Miao Senbei: Can this be a pet? OAO

"[Team] Meat Shield Afro: Will it be the same as Rabbit Gila, will the favor value of the Underworld be deducted for injuries? 』

"[Team] Salem: Do you still want to fight like this? 』

『【Team】Meat Shield Afro: How about we sneak in and get out of the way? 』

『【Team】Teddy Bear Biscuit: You wait outside the door. 』

『【Team】Meat Shield Afro: Boss doesn't know how handsome he is~:'-(』

"[Team] NPC "Yu?" ": I'm also waiting outside the door. 』

The four of them looked towards Yu without knowing why, and saw that his face was even uglier than before, guessing it was probably due to timidity, so they followed him.

『【Team】Teddy bear biscuits: A total of 20 pieces are needed, we each take 6-7 pieces, and don’t divide too much when we act together. 』

『[Team] Meow Meow Senbei: Good~OwO』

"[Team] Salem: Yes. 』

Since he didn't want to fight, Salem didn't take back the pet butler, only kept the ice crystal demon for blowing air conditioner.After the teddy bear had a group acceleration technique to reduce the sound of footsteps, the three stepped into the room.Half a second later, they exited the stone room together with black lines all over their faces.

"[Team] Meat Shield Afro:? ? ? 』

"[Team] Meow Meow Senbei: It's too bright inside!I was really blinded by the flash! ! QAQQQQQ』

『[Team] Salem: I can’t see anything except the golden light. 』

『【Team】Miaomiao Xianbei: Is this what you mean when you say you need to be mentally prepared? QAQ』

『【Team】Teddy Bear Biscuit: Try wearing glasses. 』

『[Team] Meat Shield Afro: Ah!Jin Dongge’s handsome glasses~』

With the experimental mentality that as long as the boss doesn't wake up, it won't attract hatred, the meat shield stood in the door tremblingly, and walked a few steps, and found that a dog really didn't move, so he made a big comparison to them. Thumb, the other three followed up indoors with confidence, only Yu still expressed uneasily that he would stay outside the door.

"[Team] Meow Meow Senbei: Huh?It doesn’t seem so dazzling now OAO』

"[Team] Salem: I really can see things better than before. 』

『[Team] Miao Miao Senbei: Shouldn’t the pig head glasses have any special effects? 』

"[Team] Tank Afro: Aha!Brother's shape is so versatile! 』

『【Team】Teddy Bear Biscuit: Photosynthesis of Cauliflower. 』

『【Team】Meat Shield Afro: Tai...Q^Q』

Salem was speechless and horrified, was that paralyzed face just a joke?Although it's not very funny, is it possible that this person is actually a sneer?This idea just came up, and I saw Miao Miao Xianbei type out a sentence with a dry smile——

『【Team】Meow Meow Senbei: I guess my brother is going to tell the truth OwO』

No way?The next second after Seren finished thinking, two strings of bright yellow system announcements jumped into the channel——

"[Team] System: Ding!If the player’s teddy bear biscuit is not poked, it will be amazing. It is one of the top secrets of this game-the hidden attribute of the special equipment "exploding head", and the experience value +10000 is obtained. However, due to the poking of the teddy bear biscuit by the player The degree of breaking the cecum has reached the highest value, so it can no longer increase the value, please continue to develop other indices, and don't poke the system's cecum anymore ~ ​​(By the person in charge of the system)』

"[Team] System: Ding!The special equipment "Explosive Head" of the player meat shield Afro has been discovered and upgraded to "Super Explosive Head +1". Players are welcome to continue to explore various magical functions ~ (By the person in charge of the system)』

Hit the highly classified truth with one poke?Now Salem finally understood how the teddy bear reached the threshold of a tactician, and he really wanted to eat three bowls of gong!

『【Team】Meow Meow Senbei: Pfft!The pig's afro looks even bigger~OwO』

『【Team】Meat Shield Afro: No way, brother’s head is so handsome, he is destined to be so miserable~(╭￣3￣)╭?」

Puff!Looking at the handsome meat shield with super Q curled bangs, Salem couldn't help laughing, this exploding pig head is really a cheerful guy!

postscript:

Thai Gou is worried about Sanwangong~AWA (Where did the misunderstanding go?#

Next fight Boss Luo!

Getting gastroenteritis while traveling is a pain in the ass qwq

Laid for a day and had a fever all night, got up in the middle of the night and vomited OTZ

Damn it!The best fat is also reduced! !

9-4. Foursome beauties take a breath

>>>Faced with such a powerful enemy, even God Tai had no choice but to collapse and pant? (was beaten to death##

The brief joking ended, and they searched for sulfur crystals by bypassing the Boss.Looking for golden crystals in a golden pile of gold coins is really a test of eyesight. I really don't know how to do this task for players with color blindness.However, due to the upgrade of the explosive head, not only the brightness of the room has decreased a lot, but even the contrast has been slightly adjusted, which makes the color difference between the gold coin and the crystal significantly less. In addition, the teddy bear speculates that the sulfur crystal is based on the growth pattern of the rock on the top of the cave. Where the drop drops, the difficulty of searching is greatly reduced, making the progress smoother.

After picking up the No.19 sulfur crystal, they breathed a sigh of relief and planned to look for it in another corner.Under this change of perspective, the teddy bear glanced in the direction of a dog, and then showed a dignified expression.

"[Team] Teddy Bear Biscuit: There is more than one Boss. 』

『[Team] Meow Meow Senbei: OAO』

"[Team] Salem:? ! 』

The three of them were going to move further away. At this time, the meat shield who happened to be standing in front of him found a thick strip at his feet. He thought that if he was not careful, he would definitely trip someone. The beloved elf beauty fell down, so she bent over to pick it up consciously and considerately, without paying attention to the channel message.

『[Team] Miao Miao Senbei: Pigs steal mud sticks? ? ? 』

Shocked by this move, Miaomiao Xianbei hurriedly typed a reminder, and didn't care about correcting the mistake. Salem was so stunned that he reached out to stop it, but it was too late.I saw that the things picked up by the meat shield were getting longer and longer, and the gold coins covering them were also falling down all the way. Finally, there was a loud roar of a wild beast, and a dog that was pulled opened its copper bell eyes and opened wide towards them. Nostril puff.

"Ahman! You don't want to cut your nose hair when it's so long!" Hudun threw away what he had in his hand in disgust, wiped his trousers, and realized what he had done, "Ohno! It's not because I was woken up by my brother Bar?"

"I'm tired of this big pig's head!" Meow Meow Senbei cursed angrily, pulling out her lollipop staff.The teddy bear also had blue veins, trying to restrain the urge to kick and beat people. After all, the enemy is ahead, and now is not the time for internal strife.

"Alas!" Salem sighed helplessly and wanted to summon the water element, but after catching a glimpse of the new information from the pet steward, he exclaimed, "No way?"

"What's wrong with me?" At this time, a dog had slowly stood up, and there seemed to be some giant shaking on the other side, and Meow Meow Senbei leaned nervously towards his brother.Without further ado, Salem shared the panel with others——

"[Pet Butler Encyclopedia] "The Two-Headed Dog of the Underworld": Lv90 boss monster.Nicknamed "Little Two", it is one of the underworld beasts that guard the evil spirits in hell. It is shy and introverted. It is the pet of the son of the king of hell. Its hobby is to beg its owner to hug it.There are two brothers, namely "One-Headed Dog in the Underworld" and "Three-Headed Dog in the Underworld". 』

"[Pet Butler Encyclopedia] "Warcraft Three-Headed Dog": Lv120 boss monster.Demonized from the "Three-headed Dog of the Underworld", nicknamed "Magic Little Three", it is one of the underworld beasts that guard the evil spirits of hell.There are two older brothers who are "One-Headed Dog in the Underworld" and "Two-Headed Dog in the Underworld". 』

Level 120?The game is only at level 120, but now there is only a level [-] boss. Are you officially a boss?

Looking at the three giant dogs that were about to hit the top of the cave, they were speechless in shock and embarrassment.The Boss in front of me is not so much three, but a three-headed monster. Not only is it surrounded by hot red flames, but its sharp fangs and claws are even more bloody red. It was mistaken by the meat shield for a long nose hair The beard also swings like a long whip.The two dogs on the left and right display "Little One" and "Little Two" on the top of their heads respectively. Their ferocious grins make the Tibetan mastiff look kind and cute, while the giant in the middle with black mouth and red eyes is wearing a bright red " "Magic Little Three".

After the previous missions, although the four of them have each upgraded, even the highest-level teddy bear and meow senbei are only at level 84, Seren is barely faster at level 78, and the meat shield is even lower at level 62. Together, they still have a chance of winning against a level 120 boss, and two of them are barely alive, but two level [-] bosses plus a level [-] demonized boss are nothing short of fantasy!

"Thai, Thai, Thai, Thai... What are we going to do this time?" Meat Shield dodged the attack of a claw first, and stammered as he pulled out his little hand of love in a cold sweat.

"The left side is resistant to magic, the right side is resistant to physics, and the one in the middle is resistant to both monsters." The teddy bear glared at the troublesome meat shield, and gritted its teeth to read out the news