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Splashy boy, um, how old is he?There is a strong childishness in every gesture, it should be at most high school, right?There are also non-standard special pronunciation and time difference. Are they overseas Chinese?The dwarf said that they are brothers, so let's play with his brother. The two brothers have such a good relationship, no wonder they were misjudged by the system...

"Beauty? Se (a voice) beauty? Se (a voice) beauty?"

The strange address made people have to come back to their senses. Salem looked at the meat shield embarrassingly, thinking that this person also spoke with a foreign accent, and he was with the two brothers, so he was probably an overseas Chinese.He corrected it patiently, "It's four tones, not one."

"It turned out to be four times. It's a long 'posture' to talk to the beauty!" Finally talking to the beauty, Hu Dun was so excited that he wanted to show off his Chinese talent.He and the Taibei brothers were the only ones in the team before. They spoke English directly to each other except talking to NPCs. After joining Salem, they switched to Chinese to communicate.

"Long knowledge." Sai Lun couldn't help laughing, and seeing that the other party didn't seem to be offline at all, he asked suspiciously, "Aren't you going to sleep?"

"Huh? Isn't it late in the evening?" Hu Dun checked the time puzzledly, only to realize that the other party had misunderstood something, "That's little Belle, he is studying in France, we are in New York, the time is different."

"you?"

"Tai and I, he's only online when Little Belle is around." Looking up at Salem's beautiful eyes, Hudun felt blissfully blissful, and started talking about them playing "Opus". The reason is, "Xiao Beier's Chinese is not good. His family is afraid that his Chinese will deteriorate, so they ask him to choose Taiwan server, otherwise he will not play, so we will..."

Uh, this guy seems to be very... talkative?Salem regretted asking that extra question.In fact, since he played "Opus", he has always had the mentality of playing as he goes. He has no plans to join any group or guild, and he has not seriously pursued levels or rewards.Being alone, sometimes friends invite to form a team, but they have different schedules, and most of them leave messages and chat with each other.Now suddenly there is an extra person who I don't know who keeps talking to him, it doesn't feel very comfortable!

"By the way, it's early morning in Taiwan, right? Did the Saimi people sleep early or wake up early? Staying up late is not good for your health. I had to stay up late because I had to work overtime. As a result..." Huo Dun kept talking and at the same time, caught a glimpse of The nearby monsters appeared one after another, so he quickly took out a cloth towel to wrap his head.Although this kind of damages the handsome image, but in order not to attract monsters to run amok and hurt the beauty, he had no choice but to sacrifice himself. Thinking of this, he couldn't help sighing secretly again how great his brother is.

"Don't call me that." Another strange address made Salem interrupt a little impatiently, but when he saw the meat shield transformed into the head of the flower scarf, he almost turned into a snort.He calmed down secretly, suppressed the corners of his mouth that were about to raise, and kept as calm as possible, "Just call me Salem."

Woohoo!The beauty said that you can call him by his name directly!So, the meat shield who misunderstood again, carried forward the four characters of "making an inch" on the spot, "Okay! Xiao Lun~"

How is this person...? !Staring at the smirk on the big, flowery head, Salem was speechless, and simply spread his wings and prepared to leave.The big melee just now made him collect enough animal teeth, so he planned to go back to the village to hand in the mission first and then find an excuse to go offline, who knows...

"Oh! Xiao Lun wants to take brother back to the city? It's so great!" Hu Dun raised his head, flashing the moving reflective mirror, and said passionately, "Xiao Lun is not only beautiful, but also beautiful. It’s really a blessing to see you!”

"..." Now I feel embarrassed to deny it, Salem choked on the word "no" that almost blurted out, took a deep breath to calm down, and then said indifferently: "Turn around."

"Oh." The meat shield obediently turned its back, was lifted by the back collar, and then flew off the ground.ah!Is it actually carrying people to fly by carrying chickens?Hateful height difference ah!Looking at the fast-moving grass under his feet, he couldn't help but silently shed two lines of tears. He thought he could hug the beauty at close range and said, forget it, it's the first day we met, brother, it's better to be reserved, so as not to scare the little girl away. American people.As a new generation of sunshine gentleman, brother has perseverance and perseverance!

As a result, the system's twitter voices rained love again and again—"Ding! The player's meat shield, Afro, never gave up and hooked up with the player Seren. Therefore, the two of them entered the "Mechanism of Adultery Development" together, and the current level of ambiguity is level 1. Please, player Afro, the meat shield, make persistent efforts, with the ultimate goal of knocking down player Seren~?"

System you...!Sellen was so angry that he almost let go of his hand and threw him down.

ah ah!The system really understands brother!Feeling happy to meet a confidant, the meat shield immediately opened his hands to high-five and cheer with the system brother in his brain.

At this moment, the wind suddenly turned, and the strong air flow rushed towards the face, hindering the flight. In an instant, the atmosphere of the sky and the earth converged into a tornado and rushed rapidly, so that Salem was hit by surprise.The strong wind speed made his skin ache, and the uncontrollable wind direction prevented the wings from swinging and retracted automatically, and the two were blown far away by the airflow.After they finally got out of the scope of the wind disaster, they were sent to the sky above an unfamiliar map, and quickly fell down.

Oops!I forgot that there will be wind disasters in the grassland at this time, so I can't fly!Salem anxiously wanted to call out the wings, but the game limited the flight skill to a 5-minute cooldown, and at this moment there were still more than two minutes counting down.Seeing that the distance from the ground was shortening rapidly, he probably couldn't escape, so he closed his eyes nervously, hoping that it wouldn't hurt too much when he was thrown to death.

"Xiao Lun, don't move!"

A resolute order suddenly sounded in his ears, and a force pulled his arm. Salem felt as if he was being hugged tightly from the head, but the oppressive feeling of the accelerated fall made him dare not open his eyes. He only heard a shout : "The head is so strong!"

"bump!"

There was a huge impact, and the shattered and flying sand scraped across his cheeks, but Salem didn't feel any pain, and didn't hear the reminder of death, so he opened his eyes in doubt, and found that his blood bar hadn't dropped at all. The person under him is...?

"Is Xiao Lun okay? Luckily, I have a head and a strong head. I guess this protective shield should be able to protect you as long as it is within range..." The meat shield, which was at the bottom but unscathed, scrambled up and down to check the two In the human state, when he finally came to his senses, he found that Salem's face was full of shock, and he couldn't help asking: "What's the matter? It's because you look so handsome..."

"The crack in your back..."

Interrupting the other party in time can't stop the next thing.Before Salem could finish his words, the crack that was knocked out by them suddenly widened, and the ground also collapsed, swallowing the two people who hadn't had time to escape into the dark hole in exclamation.

"what--"

"Mom! What's wrong with the roadwork in this game? It can't be a bug, right?" Seren hugged the meat shield tightly and was frightened and shouted desperately: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid! Brother's protective shield reduces damage for 1 minute -"

"Cold, cooling time, time?" Salem's tongue was tied a little.

"Cool down... 5 minutes oooh oh oh—"

Death is certain? Ah!

At the same time, on the World Channel, the instigator spoke——

『[World] System: Keke!Natural disasters and accidents are one of the factors that create adultery ~ AWA (by the person in charge of the system)』

"[The World] tends to be bluffing: Which pair of hapless ghosts is the system playing this time?" 』

『[World] There is a mole coming from afar: I seem to have seen a cauliflower flying in the sky? 』

『[World] System: I will tell you~ (by the person in charge of the system)』

『[World] System: Alas... (By the person in charge of the system agent)』

postscript:

This is definitely the rhythm of being alone in the special copy AWA (#

5-2. Beauty Comes to Hold Little Hands

>>>Lonely men and widows live together in a dark space, it is naturally a good time to develop all kinds of adultery~AWA（#

"Wind Spirit!"

The inexplicably long falling process allowed them to survive the initial panic and calm down to think about countermeasures.After discovering that the system indicated that flying was not allowed here, Salem urgently remembered that the wind-type pet could manipulate the airflow, so he quickly summoned it to slow down the falling speed.As a result, the two slowly floated down to the ground as if holding a parachute.

The meat shield rarely consciously jumped off the ground, wiped his sweat and said, "Phew, my brother's protective shield has long since disappeared. Fortunately, Xiao Lun is smart enough, otherwise we would have become mandarin ducks with the same fate. Xiao Lun just kept hugging Brother, are you tired? Are your hands sore? Are you hungry? Brother, there is Chawanmushi here..."

"That's not how the idiom is used," Seren corrected, interrupting him with a headache.He opened the map but saw the sign "cannot be displayed", so he had no choice but to look around the darkness, "Where is this?"

"It should be some underground acupuncture point." The meat shield looked around and pointed to the front and said, "There is a road over there, let's take a look."

"How do you know there is a way?" Salem opened his eyes wide in doubt, but couldn't see why.

"It's right in front, it's obvious." The meat shield looked up at the bewildered Salem, "Can't Xiaolun see it?"

"It's so dark, of course I can't see anything, and the map is useless." Salem frowned in annoyance and whispered, his lowered eyes met the two sparkling discs, and he was taken aback again, "What is it?"

"Huh?" The meat shield touched his face in confusion, "Is there something on my brother's face?"

Hearing his answer, Salem recalled the shape of the afro, and touched the disc in surprise, "Are these your glasses? Why are they glowing?"

"Glasses glow?" Hudun scratched his head in wonder, not knowing how to shine, but remembered the rewards issued by the system when he changed jobs, and laughed and said, "Aha! My brother's glasses have +1, probably an upgrade By the way, Xiao Lun thinks it’s dark? Brother can see it very clearly!”

"...Glasses +1, does it mean to improve eyesight?" This is the only reason that Salem can guess, and the system sound immediately confirmed his point of view.

So the meat shield was proud, "It seems that brother chose this outfit at the beginning is really wise!"

"..."

Unaware of Salem's embarrassment and being speechless, the meat shield directly held his hand, and said with great sincerity: "Come on, brother, let's take you away. Fortunately, the land looks quite flat. Just follow the instructions and turn around." Just fine."

"..."

People are so enthusiastic about becoming a guide dog, it would be too narrow-minded to be picky, not to mention that this is the only way now.So, Salem had no choice but to silently let the meat shield lead him, walking slowly step by step.Since he hadn't had physical contact with people for a long time, he was not used to the abnormal temperature in his hands, and his mood became inexplicably depressed.Alas, when he goes out, he must take in a light-type spiritual pet to be prepared.

"Slowly turn right here...Okay, go ahead and turn left after about ten steps..."

The meat shield's guidance was very careful and patient, which surprised Salem, who did not expect that this reckless guy also had a careful side.In fact, in retrospect, although Rou Dun is talkative and a bit of a hooligan, he is also quite obliged in times of crisis. If he doesn't like to make noise, otherwise it's not bad to be an ordinary netizen.

"Wait, there seems to be something coming." The two walked like this for nearly half an hour, and the meat shield saw a huge figure approaching the corner ahead, not sure if it was an enemy or a friend.He asked Salem to stop at the spot first, then took out his little hand of love with one hand, and held the scarf with the other hand, intending to tear off the scarf as soon as the other party approached to draw hatred, so that Salem would have a chance to try to escape.

"Is it a strange thing?" Although he couldn't see but heard the sound of footsteps, Salem opened the storage bag to look for something that could be used.It's a pity that he didn't pay attention to training and equipment, so the bag was mostly food and strange potions that he randomly mixed with himself.Moreover, he couldn't see his fingers in this ghostly place. Even if he summoned a spiritual pet, he didn't know how to use it. At that time, he could only rely on the meat shield to deal with the enemy alone.

"I don't know yet. Anyway, if there is a fight later, you should find a way to escape first, and I will stop the monster." The meat shield focused on the approaching shadow, and replied without thinking.

How can this blackness escape?Salem was speechless.However, people are still loyal to this point, so it would be too bad for him to run away alone?So he sighed, "Forget it, it's just a game anyway, at worst we die together."

"Ding!" The system voice rang out with a joyful pink love rain, "Player Seren is willing to accompany the player Afro, the meat shield, for life and death. Level 1, players are welcome to make persistent efforts and go straight to Hehehuhu~?"

The meat shield was excited when he heard it, and his eyes were filled with tears, which more than doubled the brightness of the glasses.He held Salem's hand in ecstasy, "Does Xiaolun want to live and die with brother? Brother is so touched! Brother really didn't like the wrong person!"

"I'm not..." Unexpectedly, he would be tricked by the system, Salem wanted to yell back black and furious, but was interrupted by another deep and hoarse unfamiliar voice.

"Who? Is anyone there?"

The two looked away in silence.The meat shield also quickly tore off the turban, just in case.

Salem, who was still in darkness, faintly felt someone approaching, while the meat shield clearly saw a tall and strong man walking slowly in front of him.The visitor looked like he was in his early thirties with a stubbled face, and his shoulder-length blond hair was disheveled, as if it hadn't been cleaned for a long time. He was wearing a muscular body, wearing a sleeveless vest and camouflage trousers, and walked with a pair of flip flops on his feet. With a gun hanging from his waist and an unlit cigarette in his mouth.No matter how you look at it, he looks like a dangerous rogue uncle!The meat shield stepped forward even more nervously, vowing to protect Salem behind him.

Seeing them cautiously staring at him silently, the muscular uncle spoke again, "Speak up! Tsk, I'm in a bad mood (I'm in a bad mood), don't force me to beat people up!"

What's the matter with this strange or NPC full of Taiwan flavor?Salem twitched the corner of his mouth, and a small flame suddenly lit up, allowing him to finally see the face of the person who came, it was actually an old man lighting a cigarette, couldn't he?Smoking in this airtight tunnel, isn't it going to choke to death?

The meat shield who doesn't understand Taiwanese scratched the afro's head, and asked in a daze: "What to get and what to give? Did I ask my brother to give you something? But man, I don't know you, don't you say you want it first?" What, how did brother know what to give you?"

"..."

"No, he didn't mean that." Salem poked the meat shield in the direction of the glowing glasses, "he was speaking Taiwanese, meaning he was in a bad mood."

"Oh, I'm in a bad mood!" Hu Dun suddenly realized and nodded, showing a clear smile, "Isn't that natural? Who would be in a good mood living underground? It's my brother who wants to hit the wall!"

"Pfft..." The muscular man curled his lips and exhaled a puff of smoke, then smacked the meat shield's afro head vigorously, "Hey! You have to live underground because your head is broken! Hahahaha! Your head is amazing too! It’s hard to die if it hits a wall with this thickness, right?”

The damage reduction effect of the explosive head is really strong, and the meat shield really didn't feel the pain. He only felt that the other party's words resonated in his heart, so he laughed and said, "Yes, yes! When I first entered the game, I was shot I hit a big watermelon, and it turned out to be fine! Wahahahaha! Isn’t your head handsome?”

"Baa baa baa (not bad)! Hahahahaha!"

Salem was speechless again, and the two of them actually chatted like this?And the more they talked, the more fun they got. The topics ranged from how handsome the afro is to what to do with the watermelon rind after eating. What the hell...? !

"My name is Chris, you can call me Uncle Ke." Uncle Ke finished speaking with a cigarette in his mouth, then pulled out a flashlight and threw it to Salem, "The ones I found inside can still be used."

The chat just now lasted for more than an hour before they finally got to the point.After Salem turned on the flashlight, Uncle Ke wiped his exhausted face and said that he was trapped in the underground tunnel for an urgent mission.He spent three days and three nights chasing the mission target "Rabbit Gila", and finally caught it, but Rabbit Gila cunningly got into the underground tunnel that had been abandoned for many years.They had a big fight in the tunnel, and accidentally detonated the hidden unexploded bombs and blocked the exit. Therefore, one person and one rabbit were locked here and could not get out.

"That damned rabbit even swallowed the communicator in a mess, making it impossible for Beibei to contact his companions for rescue!" Uncle Ke cursed with several veins popping out of his face.

"What kind of creature is Rabbit Gila?" Salem wondered, how fierce can a rabbit be?How could you force this uncle to be so reckless?

"It's just a white miniature rabbit, a bastard who likes to hack with a kitchen knife and bites everyone!" Uncle Ke took a deep breath of his cigarette and muttered with a foul face: "I really don't understand why Xiao Dong likes to raise rabbits. This kind of shit?"

"Keeping... Is it a pet? A miniature rabbit that bites people with a kitchen knife?" Salem felt that some of his ideas were about to go wrong.

On the contrary, Hudun keenly captured a key name, "Who is Xiao Dong?"

"Cough! My boss, that dead rabbit is his pet." I don't know if I read it wrong. When Uncle Ke answered, his eyes seemed a little shy. Could it be that he had a crush on him?

After the two had guessed, they heard the system beep, "Ding! Player Afro, the meat shield, and Seren, saw through the mind of the NPC "Chris", and gained +45 speed of piercing the cecum, and +90 gossip index."

It turned out to be an office romance!The target of the mission is the runaway pet of the boss and the object of his crush. Even if he tries to catch it roughly, he must be careful not to get hurt. No wonder Uncle Ke made it so embarrassing.

After the two of them thought about it, the system sprinkled pink love rain again, "Ding! The player Afro and the player Seren reached a consensus without words twice in a row, and they were awarded the title "Ambiguous Hearts". The level of ambiguity increased from level 2 Up to level 3, players are welcome to make persistent efforts and go straight to the small room~?"

So, the meat shield was excited again, "Oh! Beauty Xiao Lun and brother are so compatible? Brother is so happy! Sure enough, our meeting is destined..."

"..." Salem really had the urge to flatten the system.

The NPCs seem to be very patient. After the meat shield finally finished talking about Luoluo, Uncle Ke released the task with a big wave of his hand, "In short, as long as you find the dead rabbit until it spits out the communicator, I will You can contact the headquarters and send someone to take us out."

"Ding! The player Afro and the player Seren triggered the [Special Hidden Mission] "Investigator Trapped Underground" released by the NPC in the underworld. Once you accept this mission, you must not leave this place until the completion of the mission. Completed with mission failure. This mission cannot be shared. Do you accept it?"

Hell? !

They looked at each other in surprise.According to official information, the world of Opus is divided into the human world, the heavenly world, and the demon world. Players can only be born in the human world, and the system currently only opens the map of the human world.The underworld is responsible for the cycle of life and death and maintaining the balance of the world. In other words, the main job of the underworld is to manage the construction of the resurrection point, and to arrest and punish players who violate the rules.All the people who have been arrested and sent to the underworld all have the same aspirations: "Chew! I don't want to go in again after being beaten to death! It's so fucking boring! It's so boring that I can't even study a hundred ways to commit suicide. —”

However, since the game server was launched, it has never been heard that the underworld will release missions, and no one has ever seen an NPC in the underworld.As for those players who violated the rules, the system directly transferred them to the empty dungeon, not to mention seeing any NPCs, not even an ant, which made them so bored that they went crazy and vowed not to do it again.

Ever since, an emergency meeting was held on the team channel.The meat shield was the first to raise an important question——

『[Team] Meat Shield Afro: If you don’t answer, will you be taken to hell? 』

Salem glanced at Uncle Ke, who was waiting with his arms folded, with a cigarette in his mouth. Looking back, it seemed that there was no such case in the past, so he hesitated to reply——

"[Team] Salem: We didn't violate the rules, shouldn't we? 』

Is that so?The meat shield touched his chin, and suddenly thought of a question——

『【Team】Meat Shield Afro: Speaking of which, what is the difference between Hell and Hell?My brother never understood. 』

Uh, why did you suddenly jump the topic?Salem glanced at the meat shield with a face full of curiosity, so he had no choice but to perfunctory first——

"[Team] Salem: I'll explain that to you later.If you don't answer, there seems to be no other way to go out? 』

Beauty Xiao Lun is really pertinent!The meat shield immediately nodded in agreement and added——

『[Team] Meat Shield Afro: And if you pick it up, you can also look at that rabbit chicken~』

Rabbit chicken...?Salem frowned slightly, feeling that his thoughts had been disturbed all the time, so he had to suspend error correction and put down his doubts first—

"[Team] Salem: But this rabbit is his boss's pet, and we may not be allowed to hurt it. How should we fight it? 』

Clam?Can't fight?The meat shield was puzzled——

『【Team】Meat Shield Afro: Didn’t Brother Ke say he was going to flatten it until he vomited?Why can't you fight?Could it be that my brother misunderstood the meaning of Bian? O_O'

Oops!Seren is embarrassing!

"[Team] Salem: No, you are not mistaken, it's just..."

Salem really didn't know how to explain it, Uncle Ke might just be exaggerating, it doesn't mean he can really use violence!Huodun saw the embarrassment on his face, so he hurriedly helped to comfort him——

"[Team] Meat Shield Afro: Oh!Don't you have a saying that the ice comes down to fetch the water and the salt is spit out?You'll know when you pick it up! 』

Ice... spit salt?Salem blinked blankly, stared at that sentence and said it silently for a while, then felt embarrassing again——

『[Team] Salem: ...the soldiers came to cover the water and earth. 』

"Huh? Little Belle told brother wrong?" Hu Dun suddenly realized, and replied with a smirk——

『【Team】Meat Shield Afro: Ah, let’s pick it up anyway, it’s better than being trapped all the time! 』

It turns out that someone else invented this sentence?Salem black line complained, but also nodded helplessly——

"[Team] Salem: That's right, anyway, it's just a game, and at worst, you can return to the city if you die. 』

Back to the city?Oh, no!The meat shield immediately clenched his fists excitedly, and swore directly, "Xiao Lun! Believe me! Brother will definitely protect you and never let you die!"

"..."

After accepting the task, the two of them followed Uncle Ke through the winding tunnel and came to a closed stone door.

"The rabbit didn't know what it found in the secret room, and it refused to come out, so I had to lock it in." Uncle Ke plucked his hair angrily, looking very troubled, "The speed of the dead rabbit is very fast, we Once inside, close the door as soon as possible, lest it slip away again.”

"Understood!" Hu Dun waved Ai's little hand, and proudly raised his afro head, "With this head, it is absolutely inseparable from brother!"

Hearing this, Salem couldn't help but think of the previous riots on the grassland, so he raised the corners of his mouth with a smile, thinking that this person can really enjoy himself while suffering.He tied the flashlight to his left arm with a cloth strip, and summoned the wind elf who returned blood and magic.In the situation where the enemy is still uncertain, it is better not to use aggressive pets for the time being.

Seeing that they were ready, Uncle Ke pushed the door open.The three of them were about to sneak in but at the moment when they stepped forward, they were shocked by the scene in front of them and were stunned on the spot.

"That...Brother Ke..." The meat shield pulled back its dropped chin, and blinked hard to make sure that he read it correctly, "What kind of mini method do you define miniature?"

Seren stared blankly at the legendary "miniature" rabbit Jila, and saw that it seemed to be biting something in its mouth, the corners of its mouth were covered with black juice, and while the big blood-red eyes were sweeping towards them, a very small swelling appeared on its forehead. The conspicuous hash mark and the silver light of the kitchen knife in their hands made them feel their scalps go numb.The most important thing is that the so-called "miniature" figure is so huge that it almost occupies the entire secret room. It is more than two or three times the height of Uncle Ke by visual estimation.

sky!This is the pet of the underworld?How to catch it?

"(Beep——)! The dead rabbit didn't know what it ate, and it turned into a demon!" Uncle Ke took out his pistol cursingly, and uttered obscenities that were silenced by the system, pointing at the murderous Rabbit Gila, "Change the plan You two let go of Beibei and start fighting, even if you kill it, you can't let it out!"

Sure enough, at the beginning, he was not given physical violence, but the situation is not any better now!The special hidden missions in the underworld are too special, right? !Seeing that Tujila swung his knife at the rock wall, and a large piece of gravel fell in front of them with a bang, the two couldn't help but stare dead.

postscript:

All kinds of beauties are cheated by the system AWA (#

Thanks to Uncle Ke for the guest appearance ~ XDDD

The source of the image of Rabbit Jila is Harpy Rabbit~WWWW

5-3. Beauty comes to prescribe medicine

>>>After entangled with the beauty, it's time to drug him, hehe? AWA (#

"OhmyGod! How do you fight this?" The meat shield grabbed the afro's head and broke out in a cold sweat.

Although the meat shield rose to level [-] in a row in the grassland mission, without the help of the priest's powerful blood replenishment, even if he succeeded in pulling the hatred, it would only slightly delay the time for Rabbit Gila to extend the kitchen knife to Salem.Although Salem is a high-damage magic-type summoner, his destructive power is still far behind that of an elemental mage. In addition, this fat devil rabbit actually ignores the laws of physics and still moves quickly. It's okay to use the kite-flying blood grinding method.

As for Uncle Ke, he really deserves to be an NPC who can only be used as a supporting role in the major games. He has a body that is super suitable for being a violent tank, but he lacks the muscles of the student Yu Ludi who turns into a muscular monster, but he only stands aside and puts it on. Gun yelling, no real help!

So, after the meat shield's head was almost cut off with a knife, Uncle Ke's bullets were bounced off one by one, and Salem's fire unicorn was swallowed in one bite, they had no choice but to temporarily leave the secret room, close the stone door tightly, and call for an urgent battle. Meeting.

"[Pet Butler Encyclopedia] Rabbit Gila: Lv60 boss monster.Originally the patriarch of the Harpy Rabbit, he is petite and has high agility. Because of his cute cry when cutting people, he was adopted as a pet by the son of Hades.Hobbies are playing with kitchen knives, gluttonous, bad-tempered, be careful not to get your fingers caught and grind your teeth when caressing.After being demonized, it becomes Gojira Rabbit. 』

"[Pet Butler Encyclopedia] Gojira Rabbit: Lv90 boss monster.Rabbit Gila, who suffered from bulimia after being demonized, has fur as hard as Godzilla and is invulnerable, please be careful when touching~?"

Who wants to touch it!Salem took back "Pet Butler" with a headache, but still had no idea how to deal with this demonized rabbit.The pet butler is an intellectual spiritual pet that he accidentally took in when he was still on Xuyong Island. As long as he encountered a monster, the pet butler would automatically update the information and make it available for him to check.

"It turns out that he only eats food! No wonder he even eats Xiao Lun's spiritual pet." Roudun suddenly realized.

"That's not the point, okay?" Salem glanced at the exploding head angrily, and then opened the soul pet panel to check the status of the fire unicorn, and saw that although its health bar was gradually decreasing, it was still in a lively attack mode. He vaguely recalled the information he had read on the forum, "How much time is there after being swallowed?"

Hearing this, Hutton thought of his own experience, "Ah, it's a 30-second suffocation countdown. Although the body will be digested by stomach acid, the speed is not fast. I remember the last time when my brother was swallowed by a slime, he didn't die before he suffocated." Get rid of a finger."

By the way, it's a 30-second countdown... When Salem was contemplating, he suddenly received a letter from an old friend, so he opened it—

"Hey, just now a big ladybug stabbed a shark's mouth with a toilet sucker desperately, so I couldn't help thinking about it!"Then I took a closer look, and found that the shark was really called a demon-mouthed shark!Sure enough, it's super adulterous!Hahahahahaha!Ah yes, what are you doing?Not replying to me online. 』

Sure enough, it's this kind of gossip letter that makes people black!After Silen complained secretly, the system voice whispered in his ear: "Ding! Player Seren reads the gossip letter, gets the gossip index +5, experience value 500, please make persistent efforts to dig out more adulterous gossip about Opus! "

He closed the letter window with embarrassment, looked at the private channel, and sure enough there was a secret message, so he quickly replied: "On a special mission, I will tell you later. 』

At this moment, Uncle Ke suddenly pulled out a machete, and said with an evil smile: "Since you can't hit it from the outside, then carry Bei (I) just rush into it and stab it hard!"

Seren, who had just read the gossip letter, was stunned. Why did this sound strange?

"Okay! Brother Ke! Let's go in and poke!" Unconsciously, the meat shield waved Ai's little hand to agree, "Look at how my brother makes it squeal!"

"God..." Salem couldn't help hiding his face and wanted to cry. It was all because of the inexplicable adulterous gossip about his rotten girlfriend, which made him think wrong now.

"What's wrong with Little Lunmei?" Thinking that Seren was scared by the mission, Huodun held his hand intimately to comfort him: "Don't be afraid, for you, I will try my best to kill it in 30 seconds!"

"I'm fine." Salem withdrew his hand in embarrassment, checked the special potion in the glove bag, "This boss has level 72, the blood volume should be very thick, you are only level 30, and I am only level [-], Uncle Ke I don’t know how many levels, but based on the level of the two of us, I’m afraid that [-] seconds will be too late.”

"Level 95." Uncle Ke replied.

So, the two of them fell silent, and decided to complain without a single punctuation——Uncle, you just let a dwarf at level 95 tank you at level [-], are you embarrassed?

"That's right!" Seren suddenly had a flash of inspiration, "You just said that Rabbit Gila became demonized after eating something that shouldn't be eaten, so if you remove that thing, will it return to normal?"

"That's right, as long as the dirt in the body is removed, the rabbit will be much easier to deal with!" Uncle Ke nodded.

"How long has it been kept in there?"

"I just met you who went in not long ago."

Salem counted the time, "There should still be time to detoxify it."

"What do you mean?" Seeing that he took out a whole set of 99 bottles of purple potion, the meat shield shook his explosive head and asked doubtfully, "Give it laxatives? Wouldn't it stink?"

"..."

Without further ado, after discussing the battle plan, they rushed into the secret room again.This time, in addition to avoiding the swinging kitchen knife, the two of them went straight to the mouth of Rabbit Gila as if they were desperate.It didn't take long for them to be swallowed by this big eater, leaving only Uncle Ke to restrain its actions.

"Quick! It's all down!"

As soon as he entered the body of Rabbit Gila, a 30-second countdown appeared in front of his eyes, and his fingers felt itchy.After Seren released the fire unicorn to reconcile with Uncle Ke, he and the meat shield dumped all 99 bottles of emetic to his side at the fastest speed.Fortunately, this game is thoughtfully designed to avoid opening bottles and cans, as long as the mouth of the bottle is lowered, the disadvantage is that you have to pour a bottle.What's more, the Gojila rabbit is so big, it is impossible to calculate it according to the ratio, so it is impossible for one can to work, so they fell madly desperately, making a mess.

"Ten seconds left!" The meat shield poured out 28 cans, and it is estimated that Salem also poured out about the same amount, but seeing that there seemed to be no change in the surroundings, he asked intuitively, "Is this rabbit eating too much and suffering from indigestion?"

"Indigestion...that's right!" Being reminded like this, Salem quickly took out a set of medicine bags, tore them vigorously with both hands, and spilled all the white medicine powder.

Sure enough, when the powder fell, the surrounding area began to vibrate violently.Salem fell back as soon as he couldn't stand, and the meat shield immediately caught him, "Be careful!"

Salem was so anxious about the countdown approaching zero above that he didn't notice that he was being embraced by people.Just when he subconsciously opened his mouth to say "thank you", there was a deafening gurgling sound suddenly, and a large amount of hot and humid waves rushed up, and then the world spun, and they were sprayed out together with the hot and humid liquid.

"Wow——" After inexplicably being fed nearly 99 bottles of emetics and [-] packs of digestive medicine, Tujila finally suffered from gastroesophageal reflux.Just like the little girl in the great mage, it opened its rabbit mouth and spit out a bunch of colorful things, together with the meat shield and Salem hugged together.

"Wind, Wind Spirit!"

"The head is so strong!"

"boom!"

The two people who were thrown to the ground were saved from being knocked half to death under the timely summoning and skills.to be dizzy