A foodie with the same thinking system!
In the embarrassing atmosphere, Sai Lun took the lead to break the silence, "According to the coordinates, it should be here. Have Xiaohu heard of it?"
As an intelligence agent, not only can you choose the resurrection point at will, but also has a very convenient system built-in search engine. You can directly search for information about "Opus" on the Internet without logging out of the game and using the computer to surf the Internet, including players Information shared in various forums.The higher the level of the intelligence agent, the wider the search area, and the more optimized the keyword filtering function, which is even easier to use than Aunt Gugou.
"Let me check." Hulan called up the intelligence agent search device, typed the word Q hole, and two records popped up after a while, "Someone said that they were curious to go in once, and there was only a group of 98 slimes inside. I thought it was troublesome to beat slime, so I didn’t continue to explore.”
"Slime?" The meat shield's face was ashen. He was eaten by slimes at the beginning, and later he was forced to SM slime and was ridiculed by all players in the server. The past is unbearable.
"Another person said that their guild was idle and had nothing to do, so they ran to flatten these slimes, and found that there were many rooms in the cave, and each room contained a [-]-level slime king, and killed the slime The king will drop the key of a room, but they hit the last little king, and only got an Okcoin treasure box, and did not drop the key of the last big room. They re-swiped for a few days in a leisurely manner, and they were all the same. As a result, it is estimated that there must be some task to trigger Xiao Wang to drop the Boss room key."
How idle is this guild?
Amidst the sound of Miao Miao Xianbei chewing, everyone was silent for a while, only to see the meat shield raise his hand with a bitter face, "What if I am swallowed again? Do you take vomiting medicine like Tujira?"
"Just let Xiaohu cut open the slime for you." Salem poked the afro's head with a smile.
It was already evening at this time, and the entire sky and flower fields were flushed by the setting sun. Hudun raised his head and looked at Salem. Seeing that beautiful smiling face was flushed so cute, he was immediately fascinated and giggled. , the little bat who just woke up leisurely also rubbed against Xiaoqiang's tentacles, and a string of pink hearts floated out quite appropriately, adding some romantic and joyful atmosphere to the atmosphere.
"Miwu..." For some reason, after Miaomiao Xianbei secretly pressed the screenshot button on them, she let out a sob like a sob, then sniffed and took out fried chicken nuggets and gnawed wildly.The teddy bear glanced at it calmly, and silently stroked the little milk cat on its chest.
Asshole!Why is this scene so cute?Fu Lan lowered the corner of his mouth helplessly, looked at all kinds of messages bouncing around in the channel, and said suddenly: "By the way, although I think the chance is not great, I still have to ask, do you want to join the guild? "
The teddy bear frowned slightly, as expected it was unwilling, but Miaomiao Xianbei suddenly laughed "噗喵嘿嘿" and trembled, a little meow's head was still shaking from side to side, making people confused about him What do you want in the end, but this foodie cat is a brother-controller, so I probably follow my brother's wishes.
"Does my wife want it?" And the meat shield is a wife slave, so after Salem shook his head without even thinking about it, the overall situation was settled.
"Okay, so I can give an explanation to the sisters in the meeting!" Hu Lan nodded and smiled like that, the light in his eyes was inexplicably sinister, which made the meat shield tremble. Privately sent a question to Salem.
"[Couple] Meat Shield Afro: What's going on? 』
"[Couple] Salem: Xiaohu's guild is full of rotten girls. 』
Sure enough, it is a terrorist organization that must never be joined. No wonder Xiao Lun's wife and Tai would directly refuse.
Roudun deeply comprehends a truth - the decisions made by his wife and his best friend are all truths!
After getting ready, a group of people walked down the cave tunnel and moved towards the first room.They pushed open the first unlocked stone door, and found that the information found inside the door was really bluff-a whole room of slimes of various colors were happily jumping around a miniature golden slime, as if they were in the middle of a game. Jelly party.
Generally speaking, slimes are passive monsters, but this is a dungeon, or a dungeon of special missions, so the high-level slimes in the Q hole are naturally very enthusiastic.
"Guji?"
"Guji!"
"Gu~ji~"
The murmurs of different tones rose and fell one after another, making them sweat in the passionate gazes they all brushed over. Only the meat shield felt that this scene was so familiar, ah, the youthful time when Opus was first born Ah, I really don't want to miss it at all!
The reason why slimes are troublesome is that they swallow everything they see. Regardless of the size of the opponent, their mouths can be stretched to a size sufficient to accommodate them, and they can jump high into the air with their round Q-bombs and swallow them in one bite.Therefore, as long as a player does not pay attention, he will be eaten by slime.In such a situation, it would be fine if you have a companion to help cut open the slime to save people. If you are fighting alone, please return to your resurrection after 30 seconds.
Of course, the above refers to ordinary slimes. In addition to being a foodie, the slime in the Q hole also has an attribute——
"No magic attack, otherwise..."
"BBQ hits a good meow!"
Before the teddy bear finished speaking, a fireball was thrown from the small meat ball on its chest.So, they watched as a slime swallowed the fireball with its mouth open, and then hiccupped contentedly. The round body of Q Bomb immediately doubled in size, and it jumped towards them happily blinking its little black eyes. Come on, "咕~咱~咕~咒~"
"..."
The teddy bear bowed his head speechlessly, dumbfounded at the innocent little milk cat, and at the same time kicked the meat shield's ass to indicate the start of work.Salem silently took back all the spiritual pets of the magic department, and quickly searched for the spiritual pets of the physics department.
"Little Belle!" Before the wailing of the meat shield was over, he received an order from his ass, so he waved his little hand of love with tears in his eyes, automatically rolled into the slime group, and started his long-lost SM Zhengtai NP show .
"Huh~?"
"Hmm~ah~?"
"Uh-ah~?"
In the tender and lovely voice full of pink love hearts, the meat shield is rolling and rolling, slapping and slapping. In this kind of battle where there is no bloodshed but only swallowing, all damage reduction and defense are meaningless, only speeding up and dodging Paida is the right way.Only she can wield her sword freely with blush eyes and a rotten smile on her mouth. God knows what kind of brain supplement mode she has turned on. For a life-and-death battle of gluttonous slimes, it can be said to be an excellent weapon for clearing monsters.
However, the inability to attack with magic is equivalent to losing two magic powers, making this rampant melee less easy than before.Fortunately, the meat shield's "Arrogance", the bluffing sword qi and the teddy bear's "Thrilling" can alternately control the scene, and Salem's anesthetic powder also has a certain effect, although the effect on this group of foodies is somewhat reduced Half.
However, the strangest thing is--
"Why is there no hypnosis?" Hulan quickly cut open the slime who had swallowed the meat shield, and asked turning around.
"I'm not in the mood, meow." After licking the two meat balls covered with barbecue sauce, Meow Meow Senbei kicked his legs, jumped out of the teddy bear's lapel, and opened the sharp and glowing claws of the cat monster clan, "meow meow meow Woo" tearing and clawing at the slime, yelling like venting something.Fortunately, the feline race has an advantage in agility, and the laceration of the claws has an effect on the slime's jelly body, so it is quite successful in killing monsters.
not in the mood?He looked at the kitten jumping up and down in bewilderment, but didn't have time to think about it, so he continued to slash and kill slimes, and smiled at Salem who was still staring at the pet panel: "What are you doing, Brother Lun? Let that one out!"
Salem stared in embarrassment, his face was full of jokes, and he was struggling a lot.Summoner's physical pets are not easy to find. He has only received two physical pets since he started playing, and they happen to be rare. A sea bud that can only be used in water The hoop was embarrassing enough, but the other was so embarrassing that he never used it.However, seeing that even Miao Miao Xianbei is fighting monsters in the shape of a cat, the teddy bear who is a priest also uses his staff to help Hai Bian, even the little bats are flapping their wings, but they do nothing , is too unreasonable.
He looked at the crystal ball in his hand in embarrassment, and experimentally smashed it on the top of the slime.
"System message: You caused [-] damage to Q-hole slime, please do more, dear~?"
Hateful elf physique!Salem wanted to hide her face.
Hu Lan caught a glimpse of Salem's movements, and couldn't help laughing loudly, "Ha! Brother Lun, just accept your fate and let that one out!"
"Xiao...Xiao Lun...what's up with my wife...?" Hudun panted and rolled to the ground without forgetting to ask.
"He's embarrassed to let go of that spiritual pet!" Hu Lan directly pierced Salem's heart.
The teddy bear hit the slime that caused Miaomiao Senbei to fall, and said angrily to Salem, "Let go of what you have!"
After being stared at by the teddy bear, Seren immediately became angry, and simply slapped the spirit pet hard, hum!Just let it go, don't regret it!
Then, the green light that summoned the crystal ball flashed, and a "Peashooter" plant wearing sunglasses, a green leather vest, and holding a machine gun appeared out of thin air with a deep uncle voice, "Iamback."
Eh?Why are these lines so familiar?
The three people who didn't know were stunned, and before they could react, they saw the pea shooter shoot at the slime with a gun in his two strong arms, and every time he fired a pea bullet, he shouted loudly: "Shoot! Shoot! shoot!"
"..." One of the meat shields failed and was swallowed by the slime.
"..." Miaomiao Senbei's foot slipped when she was about to jump up, and the whole little meow rolled forward in a circle, with a dull face.
"..." The teddy bear's stick-wielding hand paused, and the corners of its mouth twitched obviously, before it quickly picked up the baby brother and patted it.
"Hahaha! This is not the most exciting thing!" Hulan laughed so loudly that he almost misaligned the sword of the monster cutting and saving meat shield.
According to the sick setting of this game, they no longer want to imagine what amazing things this soul pet can do, so they can only speed up and crazily smash the slime.Until the energy bar on the pea shooter's head accumulated to full value according to the number of shots, a roar and moan of the uncle full of infinite passion followed the burst of pea scatter bombs.
"Ooooh~ It's coming! It's coming! I can't take it anymore! I cum la la la la la—"
"Pfft ha ha ha ha ha!"
Apart from the bluffing of belly laughs, the mood of the other three people can no longer be described in words.Miao Miao Xianbei, who was not ashamed, directly covered the blushing little Miao's face with two fleshy balls, and buried her head in her brother's lapel.
In the end, Slime Xiaowang finally lay down flat and gave out the keys obediently with his blushing cheeks and winking eyes under the pea shooter's explosion.
The meat shield got up energetically, held Salem's tender little hand, and said earnestly, "Honey, after this dungeon is over, let's help you find a normal physical pet."
"..." Faced with everyone's unanimous nods of approval, Salem, who was so embarrassed that he wanted to hit the wall, really wanted to cry but had no tears.
postscript:
The beauty is ashamed ~ AWA (#
How do tasks interact with each other?Please wait patiently
There is also a little clue about the life experience of the little cat demon hidden here XDD
[Preview for the next part] "Battle of Foodies": Snack Meows vs. Q-hole Big Food Boss.The word count is about 3000 words, and it will be posted on Sunday morning.
37-2. Foodie battle
>>>To deal with the big foodie Boss, let the professional foodies come!
"Hmm~ah~?"
Enduring Uncle Pea's yelling all the way, they finally breathed a sigh of relief when the last slime, Little Wang, fell down panting and spit out the Okcoin treasure chest and a big golden key.
"Ha... hope... Boss can... be normal... ha..." The meat shield was exhausted from rolling, and he sat on the ground with his legs paralyzed, panting.The little bat kicked him a few times in disdain, and continued to hug Xiaoqiang's tentacles to spread love.
"When did Opus's boss come back to normal?" Salem handed over a bottle of stamina recovery potion with a helpless smile.
"Wife~ Dear... Alas!" With a smirk, Hu Dun rushed over to beg his caring wife to hug him, but he was slapped away again.
"I'll let you see the occasion." Salem refused to let go openly with reddish ears, but he didn't pull away the hand of the meat shield.
"Miuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" After pressing the screenshot button, MiaoMiaoxianbei's little milk cat broke out of his brother's arms in dissatisfaction, and his face puffed up angrily. Humming and chirping.Titus was not annoyed at his waywardness, he just hugged him back and coaxed him softly, making Xiao Aojiao say that he hated his body but obediently rubbed against him.
Finally, I couldn't stand this system full of love and affection, so I had to ding and ding to upgrade their CP level and flashing speed respectively.A rotting wife with a flash immune body squinted her eyes and howled inwardly.
Flash is dead, flash is dead, my mother must write a book to sell these two pairs of CP... Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!Dead Pig and Brother Lun are not a couple!
After resting enough, they opened the treasure chest and picked up the key, then walked towards the last boss room.Since Miaomiao Xianbei seems to be out of condition today, they always miss and cast spells indiscriminately. In order to avoid repeating the same mistakes and start fighting before finishing the enemy information, they decided to open the door and stand outside the room to wait for the teddy bear to finish the analysis .
However, the bosses of "Opus" are always very funny.
"..." The teddy bear's paralyzed face became even more paralyzed.
"Huh?" The meat shield kept looking around the room while grabbing the explosive head.
"Damn, what's going on?" Fulan angrily carried the dragon bone sword on his shoulder.
"Sure enough, I've never been normal before." Salem also sighed helplessly.
"Mm, Mm, Mm...hehe." There was only one snack foodie biting a pineapple cake and laughing inexplicably, which made Salem cast a puzzled look before turning his attention back to the front.
I saw that the unusually spacious room exuded a cold and dangerous atmosphere, the dark gray rocky floor was messy and covered with scratches, and there were suspected bone fragments and broken weapons scattered in the corners. No matter how you look at it, this is the characteristic of the Boss room, but there is one key missing sexual existence.
The meat shield looked left and right for a long time, "Strange, isn't there a Boss?"
"Still invisible?" Salem guessed.
Teddy Bear glanced at the silver ring on his left hand, "No."
"Oh! Let's go in and have a look, maybe we don't need to fight monsters." Hu Lan waved his long red hair and stepped into the room first.
"Hey, wait, it's too dangerous to be alone." Thinking that women shouldn't be allowed to charge alone, the meat shield drew out his little hand of love and hurriedly followed.When the two of them walked to the center of the room, and nothing happened, the others walked in with confidence.
"Huh?" Meow Miao Senbei moved her nose to sniff here and there, swallowing her saliva with glowing eyes, "It smells like chocolate."
"Are you a dog?" Hulan couldn't help but laugh out loud, in exchange for a grimace of a grumpy kid sticking out his tongue.However, foodies always think of food no matter what they look at, so they don't pay much attention to it.
Just when they were about to probe around, the door behind them was suddenly closed with a "bump".This is like the classic effect of a ghost movie. The vulgar cat demon jumps up and hugs the teddy bear in fright, and does not forget to sneak peeks tremblingly.On the contrary, Salem glanced at the door calmly, and saw a row of English characters engraved on the door—"Treatortrick↑"
"What do you mean?" Salem asked with a puzzled frown.
Others also looked back one after another, and the meat shield thought that Salem didn't understand that sentence in English, so he explained stupidly: "Honey, that's what children pretended to be ghosts and asked neighbors for candies on Halloween, which means that no candies are given. Just kidding, hahaha, it’s really true to say..."
"I'm not asking about this, but about that arrow." Salem interrupted him blackly.
"Arrow up?" As the so-called curiosity killed a cat, Miao Miao Xianbei is a person who can't hold back his curiosity. As soon as he finished speaking, his head was already raised.Because of his actions, everyone looked up at the dark roof.
"Nothing." Hu Lan rubbed his tired eyes, and the others also frowned and nodded in wonder.
Only the teddy bear had a bad expression on his face, and was about to sound a warning, when two bright eyeballs suddenly appeared on the roof and blinked like winking eyes, which made them all embarrassed, and loudly said "Poof—— Ji——" the sound took the opportunity to press down like the top of a golden bell, shaking their ears and dizziness, making it difficult to move, and the "roof" opened its mouth and fell with lightning speed.
I rely on!How can there be a boss cheating by sticking to the ceiling?
Before the roar in his heart stopped, everyone's eyes were darkened, and they were all swallowed into the boss's stomach. Escape?The Boss's mouth is as big as the whole room, what are you doing?
"Ding! Congratulations to the player Afro, the meat shield, for successfully opening the "Gate of the Slime King" and officially triggering the [Background Quest] "Parents' Relics?", and teammates will also receive rewards for assisting the mission. It's going on inside the king's body, players please be prepared...Oops! So you've already entered it? Poke!」
System, go shit!
"(Beep——)! What are you going to do when it's all black?" Hualan was the first to swear.
"Meat, meat shield, where are your glasses?" Salem struggled against the obstacle in front of him.
"The glasses are pressed to the point... Huh, so there is light?" The meat shield struggled to create a gap, and used the top of its explosive head to push away the obstacles in front of it, but the poor little bat was almost crushed to the ground .
"Gulu Gulu..."
There are snacks whose stomachs keep growling, but the teddy bear, who is always omnipotent, can't help it, so he has to stretch his hands to the storage bag.
The reason why they fell into such a situation was all thanks to King Slime's super strong digestion and absorption power, so that once they were swallowed by King Slime, their physical strength and satiety instantly returned to zero, and even The bluff of the title of "The Infinitely Powerful Female Man" is also powerless.
What's even more annoying is that, unlike other creatures with gaps in their internal organs, this slime's body is full of slimes without a single gap, just like jelly no matter how you cut or dig it out.Therefore, at this moment, their whole bodies are tightly attached to the slime, and they have to move their lips a little to speak, so that they can inhale the slime when they open their mouths, choking and shortening the suffocation countdown.
"Ah, I thought of it, the head is so strong!" This special skill does not consume body and does not require satiety. With just one command, the protective ring around the body of the meat shield will burst out and the physical strength will be fully restored in an instant. At the same time, it also shocked Shi. King Lime opened his mouth and took a breath slightly, prolonging the suffocation countdown by a lot of time, and the protective circle that lasted for 1 minute also slightly opened up the distance between everyone and the slime. Decrease at a certain rate.
The meat shield is really useless now, "Even if you replenish your physical strength and food, it's useless?"
"Tsk, the potion you just drank is wasted!" Hua Lan cursed.
The teddy bear who was about to feed Miao Miao Xianbei had no choice but to give up, and asked Seren, "What medicine do you have?"
"Slime is a jelly body, and there are not many medicines that are useful for it." Salem was thinking troubledly while checking the medicines in the bag.
The meat shield looked around wonderingly, "It's weird, I could still see outside when I was swallowed by a slime before, why is it so dark this time?"
"chocolate……"
Miao Miao Xianbei didn't know what to do if she was hungry and fainted, but she sucked her saliva and stared ahead and murmured. This silly look immediately made the elder brother feel distressed.The teddy bear cursed secretly for the damn mission, and then realized one thing, "Why does this mission have to come in?"
"Huh? Yell!" The meat shield opened the task panel and looked, "Looking for the relics of the parents, could it be that they were also eaten?"
"Ah, use dissolving water?" Seren thought for a long time, and picked up a bottle of potion, "However, this is usually used for refining medicine."
"Won't it melt us too?" Hu Lan asked.
"Then..." Salem continued to search.
"There might be something around here," the teddy bear reasoned.
"Let me see...Huh? There seems to be something there." The meat shield looked down and found an unknown object in the distance diagonally behind, so it tried to move its footsteps over there.
In one room, the four people who were trying to find ways to discuss were in full swing, while in the other room, Miao Miao Xianbei kept swallowing his saliva in a daze.The already low level of satiety has already made him dizzy with hunger, and the aroma of chocolate has wafted from his nostrils since he entered the room, even more tempting him to see the dark brown King Slime dancing in his mind. It turns into a springy and tender chocolate jelly.
So, a key to reverse the situation is about to happen!
"puff……!"
"Ding……!"
The startled and interrupted King Slime's call and system sound made them all subconsciously look up, only to see that the countdown had not only been paused, but there was also a row of words "counting down after crash and reboot", and then they heard a rustle again. With the sound of chewing, he turned his head to look, and it turned out that Miao Miao Xianbei had bitten his mouth full of brown jelly pieces, and a large hole was missing in the slime wall in front of him.
"Ah, um... Ao Ao Zai (delicious)!" the snack guy finished his lisp and then opened his mouth to bite, smiling very dissatisfied.
No, can't you?Can slime be eaten?etc!What is this strange concept of cannibalism and being eaten?
Amidst the shuddering voices of everyone, the teddy bear was also at a loss to speak, and was deeply involved in the conflict between "the baby eats so cute" and "it's weird to eat a living body".
"Pu Chi Pu Chi—"
After restarting, King Slime let out a sharp exclamation again, and his body violently stirred and rolled. After the last strong momentum spit them all out, he screamed frantically and smashed open the door to escape.
"Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!"
Just when they were thrown into a daze, the Zhaizhai system sounded excitedly.
"Congratulations to the player Miao Miao Xianbei for scaring away the boss "King of Food Slime" with the most novel and innovative fighting method, and winning the special title of "King of Food Slime" - all slimes and edible monsters will detour when they see it, King Slime and the edible monster Boss will kneel down and offer a treasure chest of food when they see them, begging to leave the whole body. Players are welcome to make persistent efforts to invent more embarrassing fighting methods!"
Is that okay?
In the embarrassing silence, Miao Miao Senbei sat up and found that the super delicious big jelly had escaped, so she cried loudly: "The nest is not flawed enough! If you touch it, you won't mess with it? Uah——"
"Baby, baby, be good..." Teddy Bear immediately took out the food with difficulty, and hugged the snacks tightly.
After taking out the stamina recovery potion and pouring it down, he handed a few bottles to the nearest Salem, "Take them and drink them, so you don't have to look for them again."
The meat shield wiped off the glasses that were stained with slime, and when he saw that Salem was holding a bottle of transparent potion in his hand, he jumped at him happily, "My wife is so kind, I have already prepared the recovery potion for my brother."
"Hmm... huh? I haven't..." The elf's physique couldn't help but he was hungry and his body was empty. Salem finally recovered from the vertigo. He looked at the meat shield who was pouring medicine into his mouth in bewilderment, and was shocked, " Wait! That's dissolving water!"
"Pfft—pain, pain, pain!"
"That... heal?"
"No time!"
"Wuuu~ Wife, I'm in so much pain..."
"You really... I'm looking for medicine."
"..."
After Hua Lan silently took back all the stamina recovery potions, he rolled his eyes and complained secretly, there is no cure for stupid pigs!
postscript:
Slime is used to make mistakes ~ awa (wrong##
Xiaohu is getting more and more unable to resist the attractiveness of Allen Pei XDDDD
The next route will be the parallel development of game missions and reality, Alan and I will meet soon~
The number of words in this article is relatively small, so the next article will be posted earlier as well.
[Preview for the next part] "Business trip for face-to-face": The reason for Beibei's abnormality, Aiden asks to meet.The number of words is about 3000, and it will be posted on Tuesday morning.
37-3. Seek face base for business trip
>>> Abnormal snacks attract special attention, but it also makes the beauty face a sad hurdle.
King Slime spat out not only the five people who were swallowed, but also a huge treasure chest. The King of Foodies in the Monster World really deserves its reputation.They opened the treasure box, and saw that the letter on the top was the handwriting of the dwarf's father. The content explained that they had made a major discovery but encountered difficulties here. Where does life go.
"Looks like he was really eaten by King Slime, right?" After the meat shield came to this conclusion, the task of life experience also showed that he had to bring the letter back to the errand and continue to look for the whereabouts of his mother.
"Hey, there are quite a few more things!" Flicked through the contents of the treasure chest, took out a large block of dark chocolate, and was speechless for a while, "Isn't this the chocolate that the little bastard has been smelling?"
As a result, the system increased the speed of piercing the cecum at the "ding" point.
"Chocolate~" A foodie's eyes glowed again.
After throwing the chocolate brick to the teddy bear in a bluffing manner, he continued to scoop up the treasure chest full of okcoins and gems, "Dwarves restricted ring? Take it from the pig's head."
"Oh, the attribute is good, and there is acceleration!" The meat shield was put on happily immediately. From now on, the world channel will say that there is a big ruby on the head of the cauliflower to show off its wealth. This is a later story.
"Ha! Brother Lun can finally change his weapon." Hu Lan threw a crystal ball.Seren took a look and saw that it was a crystal ball in the shape of a slime. Not only the value was greatly increased, but also an extra slime Apiao was attached to help the pet replenish blood.
"I can save some magic in the future." Salem put on the new weapon with satisfaction, and a small transparent golden slime floated on his shoulder, looking extremely cute.He stretched out his fingers to tease, but the little slime actually rubbed against it, which made him raise the corner of his mouth with a chuckle, and the meat shield beside him was also fascinated.
"A letter?" Hu Lan, who took the gossip route, immediately opened it and saw that it was a secret love letter from a high-ranking NPC. He smirked after the system sound of rewarding the gossip index. Related, you can come and threaten the NPC."
It turns out that intelligence agents still have the job of threatening NPCs?The others couldn't help but sweat.
"Cousin, your staff."
The teddy bear caught the thrown staff, and in addition to the blood gain, it also had a random blessing effect. It really is a high-quality weapon for priests.The silver and white dragon patterns are painted on the black gold staff, which looks even more majestic and magnificent, which complements his half-blooded temperament of immortals and demons.
"Pfft! Belle should like this." Hulan took out a slime-shaped bell necklace. In addition to increasing magic attack and casting speed, it also has the favorite quality of foodies: "Twice the effect of food" really If it is a food product, there is a food quality guarantee!
I thought that Miao Miao Xianbei, who likes cute accessories, would be very happy, but after he put on the bell and looked down for a few seconds, he suddenly burst into tears, and the teddy bear quickly picked him up and patted him.
What is this kid like?They looked at each other puzzled, and saw that Brother Kong didn't seem to have time to explain, so they had to give up for now.
"Next... go back the same way?" After allocating the treasures, Hualan clapped his hands and got up to check around. He didn't see any other exits from the boss room, so he turned around and walked to the door where he was going to come and go.
"Aren't you going there?" the meat shield asked, pointing to the other side.
Based on the truth that "Zhaizhai glasses only see what people can't easily see", they immediately looked intently, and they found an inconspicuous small door in the most side corner, which is as simple as a child's door. Line graffiti, let people skip it at a glance.
"Isn't that door very gorgeous and conspicuous in your eyes?" Salem couldn't help guessing, but the green flower coconut head shook.
"No, the word 'exit' is engraved on the door, can't you see it?" The lens of the meat shield is always sharp, and people who can't see the engraving are unable to complain.
They pushed open the small door, and a not-so-narrow passage was printed in front of them. On the wall of the passage, the same handwriting as the dwarves' handwriting was written——
"Brother came and left handsomely, except for his wife who must be taken away, he didn't take away a single cloud, leaving only the belongings swallowed by the slime. 』
"..."
In the silence that was thundered by the tone of the message, only the meat shield touched his chin and stared for a while, and suddenly burst into tears: "This poem is written very affectionately, it fully reveals his true love for his wife and his inseparable life and death!"
"Gen!" The vulgar words of Buffalo also scolded extremely "affectionately".
"Check the mission." Already accustomed to the convulsions of the pig's head, Salem poked the afro head helplessly to remind him.Sure enough, the content of the mission of life experience has been updated again, and the meat shield is required to take a picture of the message on the wall and take it with the letter to the patriarch to report back.
In such a short period of time, Miao Miao Xianbei, who has not stopped talking since the battle with Queen Slime, has already sucked on Li Sulu and finished a bowl of char siu ramen, while Teddy Bear wipes his mouth and hands meticulously Passing water again, he is more careful than a newborn father. People have to sigh that this dad's practice has improved to a higher level! .
After the meat shield was finished, a group of people walked out of the Q hole along the passage, but they did not see the expected Alvin Grassland, but a new map they had never been before, and the system sounded, "Ding! Congratulations player Teddy Xiong Biscuit and others discovered the hidden map "Kunlun Island" and successfully opened the final level and new map of the Q hole dungeon..."
They didn't want to care about the system's lazy report of the name of the completed member. They heard the rich experience points and Okcoin rewards beyond imagination, and saw the announcement of the official opening of the Q hole dungeon on the whole server popping up on the World Channel, so they couldn't help but think about it. one question--
"What is the official preset way to fight King Slime?" As soon as the meat shield who had something to say finished talking, other people also looked at Miaomiao Xianbei, as long as they were with this "Food King" group for a day Team, I can't witness the truth for a day, I guess I can only wait for other hapless players' forum wailing posts.
Since there is a chance to open the hidden map, I must explore it!So, they strode forward with big strides, and suddenly their cheeks twitched slightly. They saw that the hills under the moon filled with fragrance of flowers suddenly appeared wolf-like spiders crawling all over the ground, taking advantage of the darkness at this moment. The night and the sound of the waves are quite frightening, which makes people feel chills on their backs.
"Damn! This is too evil!" Hua Lan cursed as he pulled out the dragon bone sword.
"Hiss! It won't be poisonous, right?" The meat shield waved his loving little hand, and the little bat on the top who finally woke up saw this scene and fainted again.
Just when the two melees were about to rush up to pick up the monsters, Miao Miao Xianbei, who was afraid of bugs, didn't play the cards again, and screamed regardless of the three seven twenty ones: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! The earth! The ice is coming! Muscle brother Gui Lei Shen is furious!"
All of a sudden, meteorites, meteors, fire, rain, hail, and lightning hit the scene one after another, causing a large number of red spiders to burst into anger. Swinging the sword rushed forward and swept the sword skill wildly.Salem summoned the fire unicorn and the ice crystal demon queen, took advantage of the wind direction and sprinkled anesthetics, glanced at the gluttonous cat demon who continued to gorge after venting, and couldn't help but ask: "Is this scene acceptable?" ?”
Unexpectedly, Miaomiao Senbei's reaction was to laugh wildly, "Puff hahaha! It's so funny!"
"..." Salem was quite frightened now, the child must have suffered some kind of blow and was psychologically distorted, right?
"Wow! Xiao Hu hit my brother!"
"Hahahaha... Shou, I can't bear it... Provoke... Hahaha..." Miao Miao Xianbei laughed and fell into his brother's arms.
"..." Salem cast another horrified look.Just now, the meat shield was almost killed by a sword, is this funny?
Teddy Bear felt that his baby brother was too exaggerated, so he had no choice but to intensify blood replenishment with one hand, and gently pat him on the back with the other to persuade him in a low voice, but Miao Miao Xianbei cried and shouted angrily: "I don't want to touch the nest!" But he automatically grabbed a chocolate popsicle from his brother's bag and bit it madly, muttering something in his mouth.
There is definitely something wrong with this product!Seren eavesdropped while accelerating the speed of killing monsters. He actually heard a series of mixed English and French sentences. The content was similar to a textbook text, but the words were incoherent and the grammar was even more chaotic. Could it be...
Finally, everyone wiped out the runaway Starscream, and the meat shield was so tired that he sat on the floor and begged his wife to comfort him. After stroking the afro's head, Salem asked the teddy bear, "Is Belle under a lot of pressure from studying?"
"Final exam." The teddy bear hugged his sniffing brother reluctantly, fed and massaged, trying to help soothe his nerves.
"No wonder! This symptom is worse than when I was cramming for Chinese in Taiwan to take the university entrance exam."
In the embarrassing atmosphere, Sai Lun took the lead to break the silence, "According to the coordinates, it should be here. Have Xiaohu heard of it?"
As an intelligence agent, not only can you choose the resurrection point at will, but also has a very convenient system built-in search engine. You can directly search for information about "Opus" on the Internet without logging out of the game and using the computer to surf the Internet, including players Information shared in various forums.The higher the level of the intelligence agent, the wider the search area, and the more optimized the keyword filtering function, which is even easier to use than Aunt Gugou.
"Let me check." Hulan called up the intelligence agent search device, typed the word Q hole, and two records popped up after a while, "Someone said that they were curious to go in once, and there was only a group of 98 slimes inside. I thought it was troublesome to beat slime, so I didn’t continue to explore.”
"Slime?" The meat shield's face was ashen. He was eaten by slimes at the beginning, and later he was forced to SM slime and was ridiculed by all players in the server. The past is unbearable.
"Another person said that their guild was idle and had nothing to do, so they ran to flatten these slimes, and found that there were many rooms in the cave, and each room contained a [-]-level slime king, and killed the slime The king will drop the key of a room, but they hit the last little king, and only got an Okcoin treasure box, and did not drop the key of the last big room. They re-swiped for a few days in a leisurely manner, and they were all the same. As a result, it is estimated that there must be some task to trigger Xiao Wang to drop the Boss room key."
How idle is this guild?
Amidst the sound of Miao Miao Xianbei chewing, everyone was silent for a while, only to see the meat shield raise his hand with a bitter face, "What if I am swallowed again? Do you take vomiting medicine like Tujira?"
"Just let Xiaohu cut open the slime for you." Salem poked the afro's head with a smile.
It was already evening at this time, and the entire sky and flower fields were flushed by the setting sun. Hudun raised his head and looked at Salem. Seeing that beautiful smiling face was flushed so cute, he was immediately fascinated and giggled. , the little bat who just woke up leisurely also rubbed against Xiaoqiang's tentacles, and a string of pink hearts floated out quite appropriately, adding some romantic and joyful atmosphere to the atmosphere.
"Miwu..." For some reason, after Miaomiao Xianbei secretly pressed the screenshot button on them, she let out a sob like a sob, then sniffed and took out fried chicken nuggets and gnawed wildly.The teddy bear glanced at it calmly, and silently stroked the little milk cat on its chest.
Asshole!Why is this scene so cute?Fu Lan lowered the corner of his mouth helplessly, looked at all kinds of messages bouncing around in the channel, and said suddenly: "By the way, although I think the chance is not great, I still have to ask, do you want to join the guild? "
The teddy bear frowned slightly, as expected it was unwilling, but Miaomiao Xianbei suddenly laughed "噗喵嘿嘿" and trembled, a little meow's head was still shaking from side to side, making people confused about him What do you want in the end, but this foodie cat is a brother-controller, so I probably follow my brother's wishes.
"Does my wife want it?" And the meat shield is a wife slave, so after Salem shook his head without even thinking about it, the overall situation was settled.
"Okay, so I can give an explanation to the sisters in the meeting!" Hu Lan nodded and smiled like that, the light in his eyes was inexplicably sinister, which made the meat shield tremble. Privately sent a question to Salem.
"[Couple] Meat Shield Afro: What's going on? 』
"[Couple] Salem: Xiaohu's guild is full of rotten girls. 』
Sure enough, it is a terrorist organization that must never be joined. No wonder Xiao Lun's wife and Tai would directly refuse.
Roudun deeply comprehends a truth - the decisions made by his wife and his best friend are all truths!
After getting ready, a group of people walked down the cave tunnel and moved towards the first room.They pushed open the first unlocked stone door, and found that the information found inside the door was really bluff-a whole room of slimes of various colors were happily jumping around a miniature golden slime, as if they were in the middle of a game. Jelly party.
Generally speaking, slimes are passive monsters, but this is a dungeon, or a dungeon of special missions, so the high-level slimes in the Q hole are naturally very enthusiastic.
"Guji?"
"Guji!"
"Gu~ji~"
The murmurs of different tones rose and fell one after another, making them sweat in the passionate gazes they all brushed over. Only the meat shield felt that this scene was so familiar, ah, the youthful time when Opus was first born Ah, I really don't want to miss it at all!
The reason why slimes are troublesome is that they swallow everything they see. Regardless of the size of the opponent, their mouths can be stretched to a size sufficient to accommodate them, and they can jump high into the air with their round Q-bombs and swallow them in one bite.Therefore, as long as a player does not pay attention, he will be eaten by slime.In such a situation, it would be fine if you have a companion to help cut open the slime to save people. If you are fighting alone, please return to your resurrection after 30 seconds.
Of course, the above refers to ordinary slimes. In addition to being a foodie, the slime in the Q hole also has an attribute——
"No magic attack, otherwise..."
"BBQ hits a good meow!"
Before the teddy bear finished speaking, a fireball was thrown from the small meat ball on its chest.So, they watched as a slime swallowed the fireball with its mouth open, and then hiccupped contentedly. The round body of Q Bomb immediately doubled in size, and it jumped towards them happily blinking its little black eyes. Come on, "咕~咱~咕~咒~"
"..."
The teddy bear bowed his head speechlessly, dumbfounded at the innocent little milk cat, and at the same time kicked the meat shield's ass to indicate the start of work.Salem silently took back all the spiritual pets of the magic department, and quickly searched for the spiritual pets of the physics department.
"Little Belle!" Before the wailing of the meat shield was over, he received an order from his ass, so he waved his little hand of love with tears in his eyes, automatically rolled into the slime group, and started his long-lost SM Zhengtai NP show .
"Huh~?"
"Hmm~ah~?"
"Uh-ah~?"
In the tender and lovely voice full of pink love hearts, the meat shield is rolling and rolling, slapping and slapping. In this kind of battle where there is no bloodshed but only swallowing, all damage reduction and defense are meaningless, only speeding up and dodging Paida is the right way.Only she can wield her sword freely with blush eyes and a rotten smile on her mouth. God knows what kind of brain supplement mode she has turned on. For a life-and-death battle of gluttonous slimes, it can be said to be an excellent weapon for clearing monsters.
However, the inability to attack with magic is equivalent to losing two magic powers, making this rampant melee less easy than before.Fortunately, the meat shield's "Arrogance", the bluffing sword qi and the teddy bear's "Thrilling" can alternately control the scene, and Salem's anesthetic powder also has a certain effect, although the effect on this group of foodies is somewhat reduced Half.
However, the strangest thing is--
"Why is there no hypnosis?" Hulan quickly cut open the slime who had swallowed the meat shield, and asked turning around.
"I'm not in the mood, meow." After licking the two meat balls covered with barbecue sauce, Meow Meow Senbei kicked his legs, jumped out of the teddy bear's lapel, and opened the sharp and glowing claws of the cat monster clan, "meow meow meow Woo" tearing and clawing at the slime, yelling like venting something.Fortunately, the feline race has an advantage in agility, and the laceration of the claws has an effect on the slime's jelly body, so it is quite successful in killing monsters.
not in the mood?He looked at the kitten jumping up and down in bewilderment, but didn't have time to think about it, so he continued to slash and kill slimes, and smiled at Salem who was still staring at the pet panel: "What are you doing, Brother Lun? Let that one out!"
Salem stared in embarrassment, his face was full of jokes, and he was struggling a lot.Summoner's physical pets are not easy to find. He has only received two physical pets since he started playing, and they happen to be rare. A sea bud that can only be used in water The hoop was embarrassing enough, but the other was so embarrassing that he never used it.However, seeing that even Miao Miao Xianbei is fighting monsters in the shape of a cat, the teddy bear who is a priest also uses his staff to help Hai Bian, even the little bats are flapping their wings, but they do nothing , is too unreasonable.
He looked at the crystal ball in his hand in embarrassment, and experimentally smashed it on the top of the slime.
"System message: You caused [-] damage to Q-hole slime, please do more, dear~?"
Hateful elf physique!Salem wanted to hide her face.
Hu Lan caught a glimpse of Salem's movements, and couldn't help laughing loudly, "Ha! Brother Lun, just accept your fate and let that one out!"
"Xiao...Xiao Lun...what's up with my wife...?" Hudun panted and rolled to the ground without forgetting to ask.
"He's embarrassed to let go of that spiritual pet!" Hu Lan directly pierced Salem's heart.
The teddy bear hit the slime that caused Miaomiao Senbei to fall, and said angrily to Salem, "Let go of what you have!"
After being stared at by the teddy bear, Seren immediately became angry, and simply slapped the spirit pet hard, hum!Just let it go, don't regret it!
Then, the green light that summoned the crystal ball flashed, and a "Peashooter" plant wearing sunglasses, a green leather vest, and holding a machine gun appeared out of thin air with a deep uncle voice, "Iamback."
Eh?Why are these lines so familiar?
The three people who didn't know were stunned, and before they could react, they saw the pea shooter shoot at the slime with a gun in his two strong arms, and every time he fired a pea bullet, he shouted loudly: "Shoot! Shoot! shoot!"
"..." One of the meat shields failed and was swallowed by the slime.
"..." Miaomiao Senbei's foot slipped when she was about to jump up, and the whole little meow rolled forward in a circle, with a dull face.
"..." The teddy bear's stick-wielding hand paused, and the corners of its mouth twitched obviously, before it quickly picked up the baby brother and patted it.
"Hahaha! This is not the most exciting thing!" Hulan laughed so loudly that he almost misaligned the sword of the monster cutting and saving meat shield.
According to the sick setting of this game, they no longer want to imagine what amazing things this soul pet can do, so they can only speed up and crazily smash the slime.Until the energy bar on the pea shooter's head accumulated to full value according to the number of shots, a roar and moan of the uncle full of infinite passion followed the burst of pea scatter bombs.
"Ooooh~ It's coming! It's coming! I can't take it anymore! I cum la la la la la—"
"Pfft ha ha ha ha ha!"
Apart from the bluffing of belly laughs, the mood of the other three people can no longer be described in words.Miao Miao Xianbei, who was not ashamed, directly covered the blushing little Miao's face with two fleshy balls, and buried her head in her brother's lapel.
In the end, Slime Xiaowang finally lay down flat and gave out the keys obediently with his blushing cheeks and winking eyes under the pea shooter's explosion.
The meat shield got up energetically, held Salem's tender little hand, and said earnestly, "Honey, after this dungeon is over, let's help you find a normal physical pet."
"..." Faced with everyone's unanimous nods of approval, Salem, who was so embarrassed that he wanted to hit the wall, really wanted to cry but had no tears.
postscript:
The beauty is ashamed ~ AWA (#
How do tasks interact with each other?Please wait patiently
There is also a little clue about the life experience of the little cat demon hidden here XDD
[Preview for the next part] "Battle of Foodies": Snack Meows vs. Q-hole Big Food Boss.The word count is about 3000 words, and it will be posted on Sunday morning.
37-2. Foodie battle
>>>To deal with the big foodie Boss, let the professional foodies come!
"Hmm~ah~?"
Enduring Uncle Pea's yelling all the way, they finally breathed a sigh of relief when the last slime, Little Wang, fell down panting and spit out the Okcoin treasure chest and a big golden key.
"Ha... hope... Boss can... be normal... ha..." The meat shield was exhausted from rolling, and he sat on the ground with his legs paralyzed, panting.The little bat kicked him a few times in disdain, and continued to hug Xiaoqiang's tentacles to spread love.
"When did Opus's boss come back to normal?" Salem handed over a bottle of stamina recovery potion with a helpless smile.
"Wife~ Dear... Alas!" With a smirk, Hu Dun rushed over to beg his caring wife to hug him, but he was slapped away again.
"I'll let you see the occasion." Salem refused to let go openly with reddish ears, but he didn't pull away the hand of the meat shield.
"Miuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" After pressing the screenshot button, MiaoMiaoxianbei's little milk cat broke out of his brother's arms in dissatisfaction, and his face puffed up angrily. Humming and chirping.Titus was not annoyed at his waywardness, he just hugged him back and coaxed him softly, making Xiao Aojiao say that he hated his body but obediently rubbed against him.
Finally, I couldn't stand this system full of love and affection, so I had to ding and ding to upgrade their CP level and flashing speed respectively.A rotting wife with a flash immune body squinted her eyes and howled inwardly.
Flash is dead, flash is dead, my mother must write a book to sell these two pairs of CP... Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!Dead Pig and Brother Lun are not a couple!
After resting enough, they opened the treasure chest and picked up the key, then walked towards the last boss room.Since Miaomiao Xianbei seems to be out of condition today, they always miss and cast spells indiscriminately. In order to avoid repeating the same mistakes and start fighting before finishing the enemy information, they decided to open the door and stand outside the room to wait for the teddy bear to finish the analysis .
However, the bosses of "Opus" are always very funny.
"..." The teddy bear's paralyzed face became even more paralyzed.
"Huh?" The meat shield kept looking around the room while grabbing the explosive head.
"Damn, what's going on?" Fulan angrily carried the dragon bone sword on his shoulder.
"Sure enough, I've never been normal before." Salem also sighed helplessly.
"Mm, Mm, Mm...hehe." There was only one snack foodie biting a pineapple cake and laughing inexplicably, which made Salem cast a puzzled look before turning his attention back to the front.
I saw that the unusually spacious room exuded a cold and dangerous atmosphere, the dark gray rocky floor was messy and covered with scratches, and there were suspected bone fragments and broken weapons scattered in the corners. No matter how you look at it, this is the characteristic of the Boss room, but there is one key missing sexual existence.
The meat shield looked left and right for a long time, "Strange, isn't there a Boss?"
"Still invisible?" Salem guessed.
Teddy Bear glanced at the silver ring on his left hand, "No."
"Oh! Let's go in and have a look, maybe we don't need to fight monsters." Hu Lan waved his long red hair and stepped into the room first.
"Hey, wait, it's too dangerous to be alone." Thinking that women shouldn't be allowed to charge alone, the meat shield drew out his little hand of love and hurriedly followed.When the two of them walked to the center of the room, and nothing happened, the others walked in with confidence.
"Huh?" Meow Miao Senbei moved her nose to sniff here and there, swallowing her saliva with glowing eyes, "It smells like chocolate."
"Are you a dog?" Hulan couldn't help but laugh out loud, in exchange for a grimace of a grumpy kid sticking out his tongue.However, foodies always think of food no matter what they look at, so they don't pay much attention to it.
Just when they were about to probe around, the door behind them was suddenly closed with a "bump".This is like the classic effect of a ghost movie. The vulgar cat demon jumps up and hugs the teddy bear in fright, and does not forget to sneak peeks tremblingly.On the contrary, Salem glanced at the door calmly, and saw a row of English characters engraved on the door—"Treatortrick↑"
"What do you mean?" Salem asked with a puzzled frown.
Others also looked back one after another, and the meat shield thought that Salem didn't understand that sentence in English, so he explained stupidly: "Honey, that's what children pretended to be ghosts and asked neighbors for candies on Halloween, which means that no candies are given. Just kidding, hahaha, it’s really true to say..."
"I'm not asking about this, but about that arrow." Salem interrupted him blackly.
"Arrow up?" As the so-called curiosity killed a cat, Miao Miao Xianbei is a person who can't hold back his curiosity. As soon as he finished speaking, his head was already raised.Because of his actions, everyone looked up at the dark roof.
"Nothing." Hu Lan rubbed his tired eyes, and the others also frowned and nodded in wonder.
Only the teddy bear had a bad expression on his face, and was about to sound a warning, when two bright eyeballs suddenly appeared on the roof and blinked like winking eyes, which made them all embarrassed, and loudly said "Poof—— Ji——" the sound took the opportunity to press down like the top of a golden bell, shaking their ears and dizziness, making it difficult to move, and the "roof" opened its mouth and fell with lightning speed.
I rely on!How can there be a boss cheating by sticking to the ceiling?
Before the roar in his heart stopped, everyone's eyes were darkened, and they were all swallowed into the boss's stomach. Escape?The Boss's mouth is as big as the whole room, what are you doing?
"Ding! Congratulations to the player Afro, the meat shield, for successfully opening the "Gate of the Slime King" and officially triggering the [Background Quest] "Parents' Relics?", and teammates will also receive rewards for assisting the mission. It's going on inside the king's body, players please be prepared...Oops! So you've already entered it? Poke!」
System, go shit!
"(Beep——)! What are you going to do when it's all black?" Hualan was the first to swear.
"Meat, meat shield, where are your glasses?" Salem struggled against the obstacle in front of him.
"The glasses are pressed to the point... Huh, so there is light?" The meat shield struggled to create a gap, and used the top of its explosive head to push away the obstacles in front of it, but the poor little bat was almost crushed to the ground .
"Gulu Gulu..."
There are snacks whose stomachs keep growling, but the teddy bear, who is always omnipotent, can't help it, so he has to stretch his hands to the storage bag.
The reason why they fell into such a situation was all thanks to King Slime's super strong digestion and absorption power, so that once they were swallowed by King Slime, their physical strength and satiety instantly returned to zero, and even The bluff of the title of "The Infinitely Powerful Female Man" is also powerless.
What's even more annoying is that, unlike other creatures with gaps in their internal organs, this slime's body is full of slimes without a single gap, just like jelly no matter how you cut or dig it out.Therefore, at this moment, their whole bodies are tightly attached to the slime, and they have to move their lips a little to speak, so that they can inhale the slime when they open their mouths, choking and shortening the suffocation countdown.
"Ah, I thought of it, the head is so strong!" This special skill does not consume body and does not require satiety. With just one command, the protective ring around the body of the meat shield will burst out and the physical strength will be fully restored in an instant. At the same time, it also shocked Shi. King Lime opened his mouth and took a breath slightly, prolonging the suffocation countdown by a lot of time, and the protective circle that lasted for 1 minute also slightly opened up the distance between everyone and the slime. Decrease at a certain rate.
The meat shield is really useless now, "Even if you replenish your physical strength and food, it's useless?"
"Tsk, the potion you just drank is wasted!" Hua Lan cursed.
The teddy bear who was about to feed Miao Miao Xianbei had no choice but to give up, and asked Seren, "What medicine do you have?"
"Slime is a jelly body, and there are not many medicines that are useful for it." Salem was thinking troubledly while checking the medicines in the bag.
The meat shield looked around wonderingly, "It's weird, I could still see outside when I was swallowed by a slime before, why is it so dark this time?"
"chocolate……"
Miao Miao Xianbei didn't know what to do if she was hungry and fainted, but she sucked her saliva and stared ahead and murmured. This silly look immediately made the elder brother feel distressed.The teddy bear cursed secretly for the damn mission, and then realized one thing, "Why does this mission have to come in?"
"Huh? Yell!" The meat shield opened the task panel and looked, "Looking for the relics of the parents, could it be that they were also eaten?"
"Ah, use dissolving water?" Seren thought for a long time, and picked up a bottle of potion, "However, this is usually used for refining medicine."
"Won't it melt us too?" Hu Lan asked.
"Then..." Salem continued to search.
"There might be something around here," the teddy bear reasoned.
"Let me see...Huh? There seems to be something there." The meat shield looked down and found an unknown object in the distance diagonally behind, so it tried to move its footsteps over there.
In one room, the four people who were trying to find ways to discuss were in full swing, while in the other room, Miao Miao Xianbei kept swallowing his saliva in a daze.The already low level of satiety has already made him dizzy with hunger, and the aroma of chocolate has wafted from his nostrils since he entered the room, even more tempting him to see the dark brown King Slime dancing in his mind. It turns into a springy and tender chocolate jelly.
So, a key to reverse the situation is about to happen!
"puff……!"
"Ding……!"
The startled and interrupted King Slime's call and system sound made them all subconsciously look up, only to see that the countdown had not only been paused, but there was also a row of words "counting down after crash and reboot", and then they heard a rustle again. With the sound of chewing, he turned his head to look, and it turned out that Miao Miao Xianbei had bitten his mouth full of brown jelly pieces, and a large hole was missing in the slime wall in front of him.
"Ah, um... Ao Ao Zai (delicious)!" the snack guy finished his lisp and then opened his mouth to bite, smiling very dissatisfied.
No, can't you?Can slime be eaten?etc!What is this strange concept of cannibalism and being eaten?
Amidst the shuddering voices of everyone, the teddy bear was also at a loss to speak, and was deeply involved in the conflict between "the baby eats so cute" and "it's weird to eat a living body".
"Pu Chi Pu Chi—"
After restarting, King Slime let out a sharp exclamation again, and his body violently stirred and rolled. After the last strong momentum spit them all out, he screamed frantically and smashed open the door to escape.
"Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!"
Just when they were thrown into a daze, the Zhaizhai system sounded excitedly.
"Congratulations to the player Miao Miao Xianbei for scaring away the boss "King of Food Slime" with the most novel and innovative fighting method, and winning the special title of "King of Food Slime" - all slimes and edible monsters will detour when they see it, King Slime and the edible monster Boss will kneel down and offer a treasure chest of food when they see them, begging to leave the whole body. Players are welcome to make persistent efforts to invent more embarrassing fighting methods!"
Is that okay?
In the embarrassing silence, Miao Miao Senbei sat up and found that the super delicious big jelly had escaped, so she cried loudly: "The nest is not flawed enough! If you touch it, you won't mess with it? Uah——"
"Baby, baby, be good..." Teddy Bear immediately took out the food with difficulty, and hugged the snacks tightly.
After taking out the stamina recovery potion and pouring it down, he handed a few bottles to the nearest Salem, "Take them and drink them, so you don't have to look for them again."
The meat shield wiped off the glasses that were stained with slime, and when he saw that Salem was holding a bottle of transparent potion in his hand, he jumped at him happily, "My wife is so kind, I have already prepared the recovery potion for my brother."
"Hmm... huh? I haven't..." The elf's physique couldn't help but he was hungry and his body was empty. Salem finally recovered from the vertigo. He looked at the meat shield who was pouring medicine into his mouth in bewilderment, and was shocked, " Wait! That's dissolving water!"
"Pfft—pain, pain, pain!"
"That... heal?"
"No time!"
"Wuuu~ Wife, I'm in so much pain..."
"You really... I'm looking for medicine."
"..."
After Hua Lan silently took back all the stamina recovery potions, he rolled his eyes and complained secretly, there is no cure for stupid pigs!
postscript:
Slime is used to make mistakes ~ awa (wrong##
Xiaohu is getting more and more unable to resist the attractiveness of Allen Pei XDDDD
The next route will be the parallel development of game missions and reality, Alan and I will meet soon~
The number of words in this article is relatively small, so the next article will be posted earlier as well.
[Preview for the next part] "Business trip for face-to-face": The reason for Beibei's abnormality, Aiden asks to meet.The number of words is about 3000, and it will be posted on Tuesday morning.
37-3. Seek face base for business trip
>>> Abnormal snacks attract special attention, but it also makes the beauty face a sad hurdle.
King Slime spat out not only the five people who were swallowed, but also a huge treasure chest. The King of Foodies in the Monster World really deserves its reputation.They opened the treasure box, and saw that the letter on the top was the handwriting of the dwarf's father. The content explained that they had made a major discovery but encountered difficulties here. Where does life go.
"Looks like he was really eaten by King Slime, right?" After the meat shield came to this conclusion, the task of life experience also showed that he had to bring the letter back to the errand and continue to look for the whereabouts of his mother.
"Hey, there are quite a few more things!" Flicked through the contents of the treasure chest, took out a large block of dark chocolate, and was speechless for a while, "Isn't this the chocolate that the little bastard has been smelling?"
As a result, the system increased the speed of piercing the cecum at the "ding" point.
"Chocolate~" A foodie's eyes glowed again.
After throwing the chocolate brick to the teddy bear in a bluffing manner, he continued to scoop up the treasure chest full of okcoins and gems, "Dwarves restricted ring? Take it from the pig's head."
"Oh, the attribute is good, and there is acceleration!" The meat shield was put on happily immediately. From now on, the world channel will say that there is a big ruby on the head of the cauliflower to show off its wealth. This is a later story.
"Ha! Brother Lun can finally change his weapon." Hu Lan threw a crystal ball.Seren took a look and saw that it was a crystal ball in the shape of a slime. Not only the value was greatly increased, but also an extra slime Apiao was attached to help the pet replenish blood.
"I can save some magic in the future." Salem put on the new weapon with satisfaction, and a small transparent golden slime floated on his shoulder, looking extremely cute.He stretched out his fingers to tease, but the little slime actually rubbed against it, which made him raise the corner of his mouth with a chuckle, and the meat shield beside him was also fascinated.
"A letter?" Hu Lan, who took the gossip route, immediately opened it and saw that it was a secret love letter from a high-ranking NPC. He smirked after the system sound of rewarding the gossip index. Related, you can come and threaten the NPC."
It turns out that intelligence agents still have the job of threatening NPCs?The others couldn't help but sweat.
"Cousin, your staff."
The teddy bear caught the thrown staff, and in addition to the blood gain, it also had a random blessing effect. It really is a high-quality weapon for priests.The silver and white dragon patterns are painted on the black gold staff, which looks even more majestic and magnificent, which complements his half-blooded temperament of immortals and demons.
"Pfft! Belle should like this." Hulan took out a slime-shaped bell necklace. In addition to increasing magic attack and casting speed, it also has the favorite quality of foodies: "Twice the effect of food" really If it is a food product, there is a food quality guarantee!
I thought that Miao Miao Xianbei, who likes cute accessories, would be very happy, but after he put on the bell and looked down for a few seconds, he suddenly burst into tears, and the teddy bear quickly picked him up and patted him.
What is this kid like?They looked at each other puzzled, and saw that Brother Kong didn't seem to have time to explain, so they had to give up for now.
"Next... go back the same way?" After allocating the treasures, Hualan clapped his hands and got up to check around. He didn't see any other exits from the boss room, so he turned around and walked to the door where he was going to come and go.
"Aren't you going there?" the meat shield asked, pointing to the other side.
Based on the truth that "Zhaizhai glasses only see what people can't easily see", they immediately looked intently, and they found an inconspicuous small door in the most side corner, which is as simple as a child's door. Line graffiti, let people skip it at a glance.
"Isn't that door very gorgeous and conspicuous in your eyes?" Salem couldn't help guessing, but the green flower coconut head shook.
"No, the word 'exit' is engraved on the door, can't you see it?" The lens of the meat shield is always sharp, and people who can't see the engraving are unable to complain.
They pushed open the small door, and a not-so-narrow passage was printed in front of them. On the wall of the passage, the same handwriting as the dwarves' handwriting was written——
"Brother came and left handsomely, except for his wife who must be taken away, he didn't take away a single cloud, leaving only the belongings swallowed by the slime. 』
"..."
In the silence that was thundered by the tone of the message, only the meat shield touched his chin and stared for a while, and suddenly burst into tears: "This poem is written very affectionately, it fully reveals his true love for his wife and his inseparable life and death!"
"Gen!" The vulgar words of Buffalo also scolded extremely "affectionately".
"Check the mission." Already accustomed to the convulsions of the pig's head, Salem poked the afro head helplessly to remind him.Sure enough, the content of the mission of life experience has been updated again, and the meat shield is required to take a picture of the message on the wall and take it with the letter to the patriarch to report back.
In such a short period of time, Miao Miao Xianbei, who has not stopped talking since the battle with Queen Slime, has already sucked on Li Sulu and finished a bowl of char siu ramen, while Teddy Bear wipes his mouth and hands meticulously Passing water again, he is more careful than a newborn father. People have to sigh that this dad's practice has improved to a higher level! .
After the meat shield was finished, a group of people walked out of the Q hole along the passage, but they did not see the expected Alvin Grassland, but a new map they had never been before, and the system sounded, "Ding! Congratulations player Teddy Xiong Biscuit and others discovered the hidden map "Kunlun Island" and successfully opened the final level and new map of the Q hole dungeon..."
They didn't want to care about the system's lazy report of the name of the completed member. They heard the rich experience points and Okcoin rewards beyond imagination, and saw the announcement of the official opening of the Q hole dungeon on the whole server popping up on the World Channel, so they couldn't help but think about it. one question--
"What is the official preset way to fight King Slime?" As soon as the meat shield who had something to say finished talking, other people also looked at Miaomiao Xianbei, as long as they were with this "Food King" group for a day Team, I can't witness the truth for a day, I guess I can only wait for other hapless players' forum wailing posts.
Since there is a chance to open the hidden map, I must explore it!So, they strode forward with big strides, and suddenly their cheeks twitched slightly. They saw that the hills under the moon filled with fragrance of flowers suddenly appeared wolf-like spiders crawling all over the ground, taking advantage of the darkness at this moment. The night and the sound of the waves are quite frightening, which makes people feel chills on their backs.
"Damn! This is too evil!" Hua Lan cursed as he pulled out the dragon bone sword.
"Hiss! It won't be poisonous, right?" The meat shield waved his loving little hand, and the little bat on the top who finally woke up saw this scene and fainted again.
Just when the two melees were about to rush up to pick up the monsters, Miao Miao Xianbei, who was afraid of bugs, didn't play the cards again, and screamed regardless of the three seven twenty ones: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! The earth! The ice is coming! Muscle brother Gui Lei Shen is furious!"
All of a sudden, meteorites, meteors, fire, rain, hail, and lightning hit the scene one after another, causing a large number of red spiders to burst into anger. Swinging the sword rushed forward and swept the sword skill wildly.Salem summoned the fire unicorn and the ice crystal demon queen, took advantage of the wind direction and sprinkled anesthetics, glanced at the gluttonous cat demon who continued to gorge after venting, and couldn't help but ask: "Is this scene acceptable?" ?”
Unexpectedly, Miaomiao Senbei's reaction was to laugh wildly, "Puff hahaha! It's so funny!"
"..." Salem was quite frightened now, the child must have suffered some kind of blow and was psychologically distorted, right?
"Wow! Xiao Hu hit my brother!"
"Hahahaha... Shou, I can't bear it... Provoke... Hahaha..." Miao Miao Xianbei laughed and fell into his brother's arms.
"..." Salem cast another horrified look.Just now, the meat shield was almost killed by a sword, is this funny?
Teddy Bear felt that his baby brother was too exaggerated, so he had no choice but to intensify blood replenishment with one hand, and gently pat him on the back with the other to persuade him in a low voice, but Miao Miao Xianbei cried and shouted angrily: "I don't want to touch the nest!" But he automatically grabbed a chocolate popsicle from his brother's bag and bit it madly, muttering something in his mouth.
There is definitely something wrong with this product!Seren eavesdropped while accelerating the speed of killing monsters. He actually heard a series of mixed English and French sentences. The content was similar to a textbook text, but the words were incoherent and the grammar was even more chaotic. Could it be...
Finally, everyone wiped out the runaway Starscream, and the meat shield was so tired that he sat on the floor and begged his wife to comfort him. After stroking the afro's head, Salem asked the teddy bear, "Is Belle under a lot of pressure from studying?"
"Final exam." The teddy bear hugged his sniffing brother reluctantly, fed and massaged, trying to help soothe his nerves.
"No wonder! This symptom is worse than when I was cramming for Chinese in Taiwan to take the university entrance exam."
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