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After getting up, the two parted with panting lightly.

His bewildered head gradually came to his senses, and then Salem, who came to his senses, buried his face on the shoulder of the meat shield with a little shame, and told himself helplessly that it must be because of the bastard's beautiful voice. If he had known that he would not Close your eyes!

postscript:

Congratulations to Ai and Lun for finally being in an official relationship~

I heard that some people don't understand "ha Ya suffering"... Is it only you who have unclean thoughts? (grass

[Preview for the next part] "The Big Revelation of Life History": life experience missions related to the main line, and various stalks.About 4000 words, it is estimated that it will be posted next Wednesday morning.

31. Life experience revelation (new revision)

>>>The seemingly irrelevant life experience and racial missions actually involve an amazing inside story!

It turned out that they were not the only ones who received the birthplace notification letter, almost all high-level players had received it.

Teddy Bear thinks that life experience and racial quests are related to the progress of the main line, and Seren will receive the quest notification of cleaning up the ocean pollution at the same time. Maybe the two are related, so after discussing, everyone decided to go back to pick up the quests individually, and then use the team audio to discuss the next step.

"My side is fine." After walking out of Dolana's library, Salem found a corner in a quiet street and said through the team audio.

"I'm healed too!" Hu Lan replied, as if he was still muttering and complaining.

"Brother, it will take a while..." The meat shield sounded unexpectedly weak, and there seemed to be a lot of noise in the background.

"Meow, the nest should be easy to mess with, right? Meow~" Miao Miao Xianbei's tone was full of hesitation, but hearing the meowing, he probably turned into a cat again to show off to the main lady of the island.

Finally, the teddy bear's cold voice came, "Seren speaks first."

"Well, I received a race mission..."

Seren flew back to Dolana on Xuyong Island to find the Elf Elder, who was also the librarian who first trained her, but the other party handed him an old booklet, explaining the history and disputes of the Elf Race, etc., roughly hope He had the opportunity to find the roots. Most of the elves gathered in the Moon Listening City in the Forest of Eslay, and maybe he could go there to find out the news.

"I don't think it has anything to do with the ocean mission." Salem finished, remembering the elder's explanation, "By the way, Belle, can you help me fix the hair rope? The elder said that the feathers on the hair rope have an elf aura, maybe the previous one had it The latter is also a winged elf, so it should be a plus for me."

"Okay, meow, please pass the link meow~" Miaomiao Senbei, who had just been promoted to a senior supervisor, responded immediately.The higher the level of the special profession, the higher the ability, and you can use the item link for inspection without actually getting the item.He opened the hair rope link in the team frequency, and then tapped the monitoring button, "Meow! Brother Lun can help Zhuzhu ascend the blood in the future, Lumeow!"

"Oh? That hair rope is so good?" The meat shield immediately became excited.

Salem opened the information panel of the rope, and indeed after the inspection, a new quality appeared: the blessing of attack, protection, and energy recovery rate for the elves. If it is tied by a partner, there is an additional couple skill "Supplement of Love" "——Use magic energy to replenish the blood of your partner.

At this time, he remembered that when the meat shield helped him tie the hair rope, the system mentioned the couple blessing effect. At that time, he had a similar vague idea, but he forgot it after his thoughts were interrupted. reminded again.And he is a pharmacist himself, so it is not a problem to make a large amount of high-level blue potion to supplement the magic energy. Therefore, he can be said to be the exclusive repairer of the meat shield now.

"Yes! Xiaolun's wife..."

Before the meat shield could finish cheering, it was interrupted by the teddy bear's cold voice, "Change to Xiao Hu."

"Ah! Why is Tae doing this?"

"Who told you to talk too much nonsense?" Bluff laughed and complained, the other two also echoed, and immediately blocked the meat shield.

"Hey, I'm also here for racial missions, and they're super boring. If I had known, I wouldn't have come back for this trip." Fulan squatted beside the teleportation circle where people come and go in Aiqubao, staring at the mission angrily panel--

『[Human race task] "Royal Marriage Order": Prince Edward of the Nibenda royal family is looking for the bride of his dreams. For the prosperity of the human royal family, please be sure to fulfill Prince Edward's wish. 』

The royal family of Nibenda is the highest power representative of the human race. Although its palace is located on Nibenda Island in the south of the mainland, there are dukes, princes and other forces scattered throughout the continent of Azlos, and there are frequent trade exchanges with major cities. .As for why they didn't use mainland cities as their main bases, that was one of Opus' secrets.

Regarding the task of seeking marriage, he snorted disdainfully: "It sounds very BG (a man and a woman are in love), and there is no love!"

Everyone fell into silence, it's not easy to become so corrupt!Ma'am, is your marriage okay?

"How long has it been since Little Hu wrote a romance novel to provoke meow?" Miaomiao Xianbei still complained.

The god of bluffing and categorical replied: "Oh! Now that Danmei BL is in the market, it has the best chance to become the mainstream of the future market."

The others rolled their eyes and were speechless, and the meat shield let out a long sigh: "Gosh! Brother is finally free!"

"What's wrong with you? It seems very lively over there." Salem couldn't help laughing.

The meat shield immediately revived on the spot, "Ah! My wife still cares about me, so touched~ I love you so much..."

"Speak? More important!" Everyone interrupted angrily.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." the meat shield babbled for a while, and then quickly got to the point under the sneer of the teddy bear.Although I said it in a very helpless tone, the mission of life experience is heard by everyone, and it is much more interesting to spoof——

When the meat shield returned to Dabush City, the city lord handed him two mission props, which were photos of the father of the afro-haired dwarf and the mother of the dwarf with house glasses. Well, about your parents, he actually wanted to have a long talk with you for a long time."

So, he hastily teleported to Fort Aiqu.As soon as the patriarch of the dwarves saw him, he pulled a slightly tall male dwarf with panda eyes and rushed to hug him. The dwarf with panda eyes rubbed his afro head excitedly and shouted: "Cousin! I'm your cousin!" ah!"

The meat shield was terrified, "It's not like that!"

"Ah, it's like this." The panda-eyed dwarf who was tearful a second ago shyly twisted his fingers and said, "Your cousin, I'm a hybrid of an afro-headed dwarf and a panda demon, so, I only inherited half of the afro head, and it has become an electric shock head."

"..."

Why is this genetic method so weird?The meat shield was speechless, and the others were embarrassed after hearing it.

The dwarf cousin ignored the black lines on his face, then shook his head and sighed, "Oh, there are fewer and fewer dwarfs with glasses or afro-headed dwarves, and everyone is mixed. Now you are so perfect like cousin There are really not many people who inherit two bloodlines!"

Wait, do dwarves still have this kind of division?Officials, don't be lazy just because there is only one idiot who chooses this look!Everyone couldn't help but complain when they heard this.

In an atmosphere of grief that was hard for a human shield to feel, the dwarf patriarch also wiped away his tears, choked up his hand holding the human shield and said...

Speaking of this, Huo Dun scratched his face in embarrassment, "Wait, bro, call out the mission to see, the patriarch's Yoda-style language is so difficult to understand!"

"..."

"Ah, it said that my father is the hero of the dwarves, and the dwarves have always had a regret, that is, they couldn't figure out the reason why my hero's parents disappeared, so I asked me to find out the truth." After reading , the meat shield raised his explosive head proudly, looking up at the snowy sky of Ai Qubao, "Aha! Brother is the son of a hero! He is really handsome..."

"Mine is the mission of life experience." Teddy Bear interrupted the possible nonsense relentlessly, and quite complied with the people's will, not giving the meat shield a chance to howl, and directly talked about his mission——

"Where did you get this?" The city lord of Yueling City, who was dressed in a silver-white Taoist robe, saw the magic jade necklace on his chest, and his expression changed immediately.After he briefly explained the reason, the city lord frowned and said in doubt: "I have never heard of any guardian spirits of the seafood tribe, but it is true that the island is isolated from the outside world and acts mysteriously."

Afterwards, the city lord calculated with his fingers, and said earnestly: "Your physique, which is half immortal and half demon, is in conflict with each other. It is really worrying that one day you will go crazy. Go to the fairy world to find your mother Xuxian, and let him guide you. , in the future, if you want to become a fairy or a demon, it depends on your cultivation."

"Xu...Xu Xian?" Sai Lun, Miao Miao Xian Bei, and Hua Lan exclaimed in unison.

The meat shield was puzzled and asked: "What's the matter? The name sounds good."

"It's the name of the hero in the Legend of the White Snake." Salem quickly explained.

Hu Lan immediately clapped his hands and laughed, "Ha! Then your dad must be a magic snake!"

"..." Teddy Bear fell silent.

"Meow! The important person in the fairy world touch me, meow?"

At present, the game's territory is only open to the human world, and special methods are required to enter and exit the underworld, which is unheard of for the fairy world.Rou Dun stroked his chin and thought for a while, "Why don't you ask Xiao Hei to ask Xiao Dong? They are all gods and they should know."

"Yeah." Hearing that the meat shield finally spoke human words, the teddy bear affirmed lightly, and then asked softly: "Baby, is the task difficult? Did the island owner make things difficult for you? Are you hungry? Do you want to go first?" eat something?"

Brother, your attitude is too bad, right?The other three who were treated differently couldn't help but roll their eyes.

"Meow...it seems quite difficult, and it's also weird meow~ Mmm, Mmm, Mmm..."

Hearing the chewing sound, it really is eating right away.In order not to offend the legendary violent priest, the three of them complained silently and had to wait for the snack food to finish biting, and finally waited for the meowing description——

Regarding Miaomiao Xianbei's life experience as a cat demon, the owner of the Angel Clan of Misty Island gave a very simple explanation.

"It's your cat daddy who got married with the goblin aunt, but in the end, auntie died of dystocia, and daddy died in heartache, what a poor child!" The island owner wiped the corners of his eyes that were not wet at all with a handkerchief, and lay down on his stomach Beibei kitten meat ball on his lap, "Okay, that's not the point, I came to you to say, kid, I wanted to adopt you at first sight, besides you are too cute, there is another The reason is that you look very much like my best friend who has passed away for 400 years, and I have never been able to find her child, she..."

"Gulu Guluji—"

People other than teddy bears are black again. Last time, a vampire fell asleep when he was talking about the main point. Here, a foodie drank halfway through the talk. Please, is there anyone who is so appetizing?

"Muh, what a flaw, meow~" Miaomiao Xianbei hiccupped, and then finished the rest of his words amidst his brother's doting chuckle and the resentment of others who dared not speak out—

"Meow, she's a mermaid meow~"

"Huh?" Everyone was shocked.

"..."

"And then? Keep talking!" After waiting for a long time, there was nothing to say, so Hua Lan took the lead in asking.

"Well, I didn't mess with you." Finally, Miao Miao Senbei, who finally got the island owner to play with small meat balls, regained his human form and sat on the hard candy railing outside the palace, shaking his feet, and said helplessly: "After the island owner's wife No more talking, no matter how much she asked, she kept sighing, and I didn't know what she was going to do."

"We need key questions for NPCs to reveal more information." Teddy Bear mused.

"That is to say, how did you know there were mermaids in the first place?" Hua Lan raised his head after asking, and saw a big head of cauliflower swaying in the distance, and waved his hand at the meat shield, "Hey! I saw the pig's head! "

The meat shield seen from a distance also ran over waving his hands, and squatted next to the teleportation array together, and replied without hesitation: "Aunt Xiong said it, because Xiao Lun and I are going to the coral reef island to find growth." The secret recipe of the potion, as a result, we actually saw a creature that looked like a mermaid in front of the secret land of Atlanta, which is really amazing! Let me tell you, it was amazing that day..."

There was no response to the suddenly interrupted voice, and Salem asked suspiciously, "What's wrong?"

"My old lady sprayed him with the poison you gave me, so that the pig's head won't mess up again." He threw away the empty bottle with a smirk, and watched the meat shield crying and typing on the channel.

『【Team】Meat Shield Afro: Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

Salem smiled back at the tap sign, and then automatically added, "Then, we heard Xiao Dong from Xiaobat say: 'The mermaid tribe died and closed, and the shipwreck 400 years ago caused heavy casualties to humans. The mermaids also perished.""

When he said this, he couldn't help frowning and paused for a moment, "What kind of shipwreck would cause the mermaid to perish?"

"[Team] Tank Afro: That's right!Brother felt strange when he heard it! 』

"Well, no matter how the boat capsizes, people will die. The mermaid is in the sea. Even if it is hit by a boat, it's impossible for them to perish, right?" Hu Lan also nodded and questioned.

"The former owner said: 'Don't ask, people will be afraid~'" Little Bat suddenly fell into a dream, and imitated Xiao Dong's tone so vividly, it seems that the privacy of the voice channel is still poor!

"Ah... ah, there's also chocolate cake!" The snack foodie Miao Miao Senbei stared at the milkshake tower in the distance and had a flash of inspiration.

It was only then that Salem realized a question, "Yes, the apprenticeship task I received was to study "Chocolate Cake Edible Fish". No one in the seafood family is fish, so why choose fish? All of them are used. It is a very rare medicinal material."

"Ha! This proves that this fish is by no means an ordinary fish, but a very rare and precious fish. No wonder you have to be so picky about what you eat." The meat shield that survived the effects of the medicine immediately backed away, covered its mouth and rushed to speak .

"There are also the repeated survival issues of the marine tribe and Esla, and their attitude is too cautious." Thinking of those plays that deliberately scare people away, Salem said more suspiciously: "It's strange that since everything that depends on survival All the resources are in Mud Island, so why do the marine tribe still cling to the deserted coral reef island instead of trying to move to Mud Island? Is it just because there are strange phenomena in Mud Island? "

"Also, when Esla asked Xiao Lun to send out the task of Mud Island, she almost blurted out a word. I don't think the shape of the mouth is like the word 'sea' of the marine tribe, but it is close to the word 'human'." With sharp eyesight The meat shield then presented what he had seen.

"Hey! There's nothing in this pile, anyway, they must be hiding mermaids and dare not say it!" Hulan habitually slapped the side vigorously to conclude, just in time to hit the back of the meat shield, killing him Accidentally fell forward.

"Whoa!"

"Oh! I'm sorry! Hahaha!"

Hearing the sound, it was not difficult for Salem to guess what happened, and sighed helplessly: "Little Hu, be careful."

Alas!Some people feel bad.Hu Lan resignedly put away his laughter, and patted the snow off his face for the meat shield.

"It's okay, it's okay, brother Nai fell very hard." The meat shield smiled and smoothed things over, and then thought of something else, "By the way, the owner of the Misty Island said that her best friend, the mermaid, who died 400 years ago, looks similar to the little Belle. ..."

As soon as the words came out, everyone fell into silence for a few seconds, and then he asked the person in a dark voice with a dark face: "You little brat, did you accept the notice to endorse an NPC and forget about it?"

"Uh..." Miaomiao Xianbei was sweating, and in a panic, her brain really turned around, "Ah! It's been 400 years! Could it be that you want to ask the island leader about the shipwreck? "

This topic has been diverted constructively!

"Baby is so smart." The teddy bear was still under the control of the younger brother, and the other three were speechless again.

Just at this moment, the notification of the bluffing human race mission suddenly lit up.

Since race missions are collective missions, as long as someone completes the mission, even if they do not do it themselves, the mission information will automatically display the latest progress. After the mission is completed, the system will issue rewards according to the individual's contribution to the mission. Therefore, players can Decide whether or how much to participate in the mission.

Although Hua Lan is not interested in the human race mission, the notification box keeps flashing in the field of vision and it is quite annoying, so she clicked on the eye, and suddenly burst into a foul sentence——

"I (beep——)! I heard that the bride Prince Edward is looking for is a mermaid!"

All silent.Another person's race mission is related to mermaids. It seems that the mermaid race is really the main line of the game. No wonder they got stuck in the mission before. You are an inefficient thing!

"Huh? Only me and sister Hu's missions are related to mermaids, aren't yours?" Xianbei asked whimsically.

"Maybe there is something related to it that we don't know yet, or it may be related to other main threads." Teddy Bear replied softly, then turned his voice coldly and said to others: "Investigate new clues first."

If there is one more direction to investigate, it is necessary to go to Nibenda Island. Fortunately, it is located in the south between Misty Island and Azlos mainland. No matter from Misty Island or Sea Village, there are NPC drivers The speedboat can reach it, and the journey only takes 15 minutes. Sure enough, it is different if there is trade.

After sharing the mission of life experience, the group quickly gathered in the sea village and prepared to take a boat to Nibenda Island.

"Where are you going?" Even though the name "Nibunda Flight Boatman" is already on his head, the NPC boatman still has to ask extra questions to show that he is considerate in his service, so as to avoid blaming the NPC if an amateur player boards the wrong boat by himself. .

As a result, Miaomiao Xianbei, who was biting into the super-frozen ice mochi, pronounced "Nibenda (Nibunda)" again.

"Huh?" The NPC boatman was stunned for a while, and the others suddenly realized it.

However, the system's ding sound for piercing the cecum speed reward has been delayed. Could it be that the official has finally named it seriously?

postscript:

Anyone want to guess where Nibenda got its name from? XDDD (#

Every task is related~WWWW

※ Newly added: I found that the rhythm of the second half is not right, so I made a revision, I hope it will be easier to understand (艹

【Preview for the next part】"The Shipwrecked Beauty? ": Going to sea is also very important!About 3000 words, estimated to be published on Saturday morning.

Due to the time difference, the posting time is earlier, so Taiwan time may re-submit the notification at night depending on the situation, please forgive me (前

32-1. Shipwrecked Yanfu?

>>>What is a misstep that will cause eternal embarrassment?There is always a cost to triggering hidden quests.

"Benefactors, please be careful of the steps, beauties."

While the other players were still making friends with the palace guards, the uncle with a slap on his face led the meat shield and others into the palace through the side door.After passing through the corridor with complicated routes and entering a gorgeous bedroom, he threw the blond young man on his shoulders onto the bed, grabbed the uncle who was trying to stick to Salem, and kicked furiously, "Nima's time!" Didn't my wife see it?"

"Oh, the beauty is coming again~?"

God, this uncle is actually Nibenda's prime minister, I hope the prince on the bed will not have any strange habits.They sighed in embarrassment, they didn't expect to pick up an M-attribute prime minister just by bumping into a boat. What kind of magical development is this?

It all started when they came to Nibenda by boat - who said that taking the NPC's speedboat is foolproof?

"Ding! Congratulations to player Afro's amazing equipment [headwear] "Xiaoqiang's Tentacles", which was fully nourished by love and upgraded to "Xiaoqiang's Tentacles+1". Players are welcome to make persistent efforts..."

The wind is sunny, the sea is bright and the sky is wide. Looking around, there is a warm and peaceful blue. Accompanied by the white waves and flowers passing by the speedboat, it can be said to be a good day for sailing. Spouting the beer in his mouth, "Damn! Can your tentacles be upgraded?"

"Sure enough." Salem smiled and lightly touched Xiaoqiang's tentacles surrounding the little bat. "I read Xiaoqiang's information before saying that the way of evolution is love, and then I saw it interacting with little bats. I had this kind of premonition."

"Oh, my wife is so smart, come and give me a kiss... Alas!" The mouth that Huo Dun leaned towards was slapped away with a palm.

In the gossip eyes, Salem blushed slightly, and glared angrily, "You should also check the occasion."

"Okay, okay, then I will kiss you later when I sleep with you." Just after he finished speaking, he was cast another blank stare, and the meat shield had no choice but to lower his head to check the information panel of Xiaoqiang's tentacles. It was a wise decision to ask Cupid to keep the bat.

"Huh? Xiaoqiang's tentacles are glowing!" Ben was watching the two of them with a sly smile, and immediately hid behind the teddy bear in shock.Although he understands intellectually that it is just equipment, emotionally, he still has some shadows in his heart.

"Oh? Let's take a look." It's rare to find a piece of equipment that can be disassembled. The meat shield is really curious about the appearance of Xiaoqiang's tentacles after upgrading, so he took it off together with the little bat without thinking.

Unfortunately, at this time, a large group of bird monsters happened to fly in the air. They seemed to sense an inexplicable temptation of hatred. After a high-pitched scream, they turned collectively and flew straight towards the exploding head at high speed.

"Pfft—cough!" Buffalo, who was pouring his beer with his head up, happened to witness this embarrassing, funny, and dangerous scene. He couldn't react to the three emotions for a while, and was immediately choked and coughed non-stop, "I (beep—— —)...cough, cough...your end..."

"idiot."

"Stinky pig head!"

The brother file reacted the fastest, the teddy bear urgently chanted spells for status and protection, and Miao Miao Senbei pulled out a chocolate magic wand to sing a sleeping spell.Sellen wanted to remind the meat shield to pay attention to the environment, and immediately grabbed him when he heard the exclamation, "Put it back on quickly!"

"Oh! Little bat, don't bite!" The meat shield was startled and wanted to save the crisis immediately. However, the little bat who was awakened was also a slow bastard, regardless of the situation. hand, making the meat shield and Salem pause for half a second.

So, when it was too late and then it was too late, the speedboat suddenly had a big bump, and it was a group of fish monsters that were also summoned by hatred and crashed into the hull, causing everyone to lose their center of gravity, and all fell to the side.

"Sleep on the crutches, sleep quickly, don't... eh-" The petite Miaomiao Xianbei couldn't help shaking, and the whole person was about to fall overboard.

"Belle!" The teddy bear was eager to save the younger brother, and pulled him back urgently, but the brothers' chanting was interrupted, so that the bird monster and the fish monster double attacked, catching everyone by surprise.

"Wife, be careful...uh..." In order to catch Salem who fell on him, the meat shield accidentally let go of Xiaoqiang's tentacles and fell to the bottom of the seat in a panic.The little bat was so dizzy that he had no time to lose his temper, so he could only stagger and fly with Xiaoqiang in his arms.In order to catch it back, Salem accidentally pressed his knee on the stomach of the meat shield, causing the unsuspecting meat shield to foam at the mouth and faint.

However, these are not the worst.

"(Beep——)! Be careful ahead!" After choking and bumping his head, he got up angrily, and saw that the boatman NPC was terrified, and the speedboat lost its direction, heading straight for a gorgeous sailboat. .

"Yeah! It's time to go to sleep, hurry up...Ahhh! It's not right! I forgot the spell! Yes, yes..." Miaomiao Xianbei panicked, her mind was also confused, and she could only shout various spells indiscriminately Litter.

"I told you not to change spells randomly, but you won't listen!" Fulan was so angry that he had to wave his huge sword to clear the bird monster, and at the same time shouted at the boatman NPC: "Cheer up! It's about to hit the boat!"

"Put it on." Salem hurriedly returned Xiaoqiang's tentacles, only to realize that the meat shield had rolled his eyes, and immediately slapped him on the cheek in shock, "Hey! What's wrong with you?"

"...Old, wife...belly...child..." A countdown began to appear above the meat shield's head.

"What is my stomach? Stop making trouble!" Completely unaware that she was still kneeling on the other person's stomach, Salem screamed out that the fire unicorn spit fire at the monster, and then stared back at the countdown timer of the meat shield and exclaimed: "Why are you short of oxygen? already?"

"..." The meat shield was at a loss for words.

"Qiangqiang, I'm so dizzy~" Xiaobat, one of the culprits, hugged Xiaoqiang's tentacles and fell asleep after Tim Chaos.

"(Beep--) (Beep--) (Beep--)! If it's a man, hold the boat for my mother!" Hua Lan continued to roar while waving his sword.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." tremblingly said service business is very difficult.

"Bump, bump, bump again...Ahhh! It's not right!" Meow Meow Senbei was still trying to piece together the sleeping spell.

In this chaotic chaos, the Great God finally became demonized and went berserk.

"Shocking? Thrilling!"

With an order, the arrogance that shook the audience reverberated, and everyone froze for a second. The boatman NPC stood there for a tenth of a second, then knelt down with his head in his arms and cried for Mommy. The frightened bird monsters and fish monsters sprayed Tears escaped for eight seconds.As a result, the world was finally quiet, Salem finally moved his knees away, and the meat shield was finally able to breathe, and Hua Lan, who finally calmed down, simply took control of the speedboat by himself, and the result——

"Ah!" The disadvantage of too strong hand is that it is easy to miss, staring at the steering wheel that was broken by her, shedding a drop of cold sweat and smiling dryly at the teddy bear: "Haha... what should we do now?"

What can be done?Hit the boat!Looking at the sailboat that was getting closer and closer, everyone's eyes were dead.

"Drink the snorkeling medicine and jump off the boat, as for the monsters..." The livid-faced teddy bear glared at the group of monsters running back. The spell, accompanied by a hungry cry—

"Crack it, crack it, die if you don't crack it!"

Although the sleep spell was still seriously misspelled, the system still sounded unexpectedly, "Ding! Congratulations to the player Miao Miao Xianbei for successfully creating the spell "Ghoul Curse" and obtaining a "Creative Inventor" badge and experience points 12000, 86000 AOC, welcome to make persistent efforts to invent more sick spells!"

A dark red light radiated from the top of the magic wand, and the monsters within the range immediately started biting each other. Blood spattered and pieces of flesh flew all over the scene. It really was a very sick spell!Although the state lasted only ten seconds, it was just enough for these monsters to fall in love and kill each other.So, everyone silently turned their eyes away, and decided to keep their health in the nearest place, let's eat vegetables!

The strange problem is solved, only the collision problem remains.Seeing that there was really no other way, they urgently poured the potion, grabbed the boatman NPC who was still crying and shaking, and jumped into the sea together to escape the moment the speedboat crashed into the sailboat.

"Ding!"

After the two ships collided, both of them sank in fragments, and the sound of the house system also rang out at a slow speed comparable to that of an 80-year-old man. Lots of land.

"Player Teddy Bear Biscuit, Meat Shield Afro, Miaomiao Xianbei, Seren, and Bi Lanxing, because they super successfully knocked over the Nibenda royal family's microservice sailing boat, triggered [Special Royal Mission] "Sea Cry" is a very challenging task, so please players Teddy Bear Biscuit, Meat Shield Afro, Miaomiao Senbei, Seren, and Buffalo must clear the five players within 10 minutes of the game time. All the victims have been rescued ashore. If they fail, they will be punished with the crime of murdering the royal family. We have timed... Oops, I accidentally slipped my hand, and it has been 3 minutes~ Pieces!"

Fuck your git system!

Fortunately, the professional-grade snorkeling drug "Like a Fish in Water" made by Salem has the effect of increasing the swimming speed, and the place where the ship capsizes is not too far from the shore, so they each carried one and used their field control skills to avoid the battle. Finally, in the last minute, all the royal NPCs who were in trouble were rescued ashore.

The first one to reach the shore was Meow Miao Senbei, which had been teleported several times.After he put the blond young man on the shore, he fell to the ground panting, and when he had enough breath, he sat up and replenished his satiety and strength while complaining silently.

Letting a ten-year-old character carry a 20-year-old adult character is simply child abuse!But this guy was the lightest of all the victims, so he didn't have to be picky, so he had to bite the charcoal-grilled chicken leg to vent his anger.Using his description, this young man dressed like a pig's head is Prince Edward himself. It seems that he passed out because of drowning enough, hehehe, it's useless!

The second to go ashore was Salem.With the help of water elements and wind elves, he should be the most agile in the water, but when the uncle goat beard, who claims to be the prime minister, saw him, he desperately cuddled and shouted for help. Ken let go, and kept making it clear that he wanted to eat tofu, causing all kinds of anger in his heart, but because the other party was a mission NPC, he had to endure it.

"Beauty, I'm so dizzy, I must be drowning, come and help me with CPR~"

"I haven't learned it, you can find someone else." Salem put his hands against the face that kept coming closer, trying to avoid the other's pursed mouth, thinking about the possibility of drugging the NPC to stun him.

"It's okay, I've learned it, come on~"

"Ah! Let go of my wife!" After falling into the water, the teddy bear hit the meat shield with a stick, dragged a soldier up with his head bag on his head, and saw his wife being harassed.He was about to rush to rescue him in a panic, when another person rushed up behind him, using furious iron palms to beat Uncle Sebafei.

"What kind of bastard do you dare to touch my male god?" It is estimated that the lingering anger of being punished by the system is still lingering. One punch was not enough, and a perfect turn, jump and kick kicked the prime minister down. Kicking and cursing wildly, regardless of the identity of the other party's NPC, the others were stunned and broke out in cold sweat, and even the teddy bear who was carrying the soldiers to protect the boatman NPC and went ashore at the end twitched the corners of his mouth.

Salem stared blankly at this scene, and suddenly remembered some past events, and couldn't help laughing.This Ling Xiaohu has been like this since before, as long as there is any strange person staring at him, she will immediately drive him away, completely ignoring that he is a man who also has the ability to protect himself, which really makes him dumbfounded.After so many years, this girl has never changed!

"Little Hu, that's enough." Seeing that the soldiers and NPCs were all dumbfounded, Salem quickly persuaded them in a black line.

The meat shield is still standing there stunned, the concept that NPCs can't be messed with has long been thrown out of the sky, but he keeps roaring in his heart-brother didn't protect Xiao Lun's wife!

"Is the mission of the nests not for nothing?" Meow Meow Xianbei felt the urge to cry, it was really hard to lift people just now and said, woo woo woo, angry pig's knuckle noodles!

The teddy bear rubbed his brows helplessly, knowing that the woman would not be able to stop until she vented her anger, so she decided to deal with the dispute of destroying the NPC speedboat first, and then depending on the situation, where to take the baby to appease her. As for the task For the follow-up processing of the failure, let other people find their own solutions.

Just when everyone fell into despair, a very M uncle's panting sounded!

Prime Minister Goatee blushed, hugged his rotten beautiful legs and dawdled to show his love: "Well, this beauty has strong legs, I have been looking for a hot beauty like you, marry me, I will love you very much your!"

"..." Miaomiao Xianbei almost choked on the pig's feet.

"..." Salem suddenly felt goose bumps all over his body.

"..." Rou Dun was still crying about the fact that he failed to save his own wife.

"..." The teddy bear lost money to the boatman NPC's hand trembled, and almost pressed the wrong transaction amount.

"..." Hu Lan's feet in high-heeled boots stopped, and after half a second, he continued to kick to death.

"Oh~ come again~?"

So, in the red love hearts flying all over the sky, everyone, including the NPCs, was terrified.

postscript:

So many things can happen on a boat wwwww

System you can be more locomotive XDDDD

Due to the small number of words in this article, the next one will be posted earlier~ XDD

Some people may wonder why the plot direction in the game does not focus on the background and race tasks of the two protagonists

This is because of Xiaolun's own habit of playing games, which will be mentioned in later articles, and it can be regarded as paving the way for his future (laughs)

[Preview for the next part] "The Little Mermaid": Excavating a special NPC project, Xiao Lun has something on his mind, the number of words is about 3000 words, and it is scheduled to be published next Monday morning.

32-2. The Little Mermaid

>>>What will be the story of the Royal Marriage Order?The Little Mermaid, which caused an uproar, will also bring unexpected disturbances to the two couples.

The area of ​​Nibenda Island itself is small, and the entire island is no bigger than a city of Ziho, but it occupies a considerable economic position in the trade of the entire mainland. Its wealth can be seen from their royal palace. Words are enough to describe.

Everything you see is made of golden gold, from the appearance of the city wall to the toilet flush handle, including daily necessities, all of them are made of pure gold, except that you can't eat it directly.