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Yes, the elf girl couldn't help covering her mouth and snickering: "In Opus, the pros and cons of ability don't depend on the level, but on whether you make good use of the characteristics of skills and the functions of weapons and equipment. At the same time, personal experience and knowledge They are also very good boosters, in other words, as long as you know how to use them flexibly, even a matchstick can defeat a magic weapon."

"So amazing?" Hudun raised Xiaoxin's thick eyebrows in surprise. I remember that it was mentioned in the introduction that another feature of "Opus" is the multi-player. You don't need to stick to the traditional mode of numerical value to determine the output, including Fighting monsters and solving tasks is not the only way to upgrade.

"That's right, when you first came to this world, there was a powerful newborn hybrid of fairy and devil who flew across the road from Eisley Forest to Misty Island regardless of safety in order to find a lover. The high-level flying monster, safely arrived at the destination to meet his lover, and many people were watching at that time..."

Seeing the longing expression on the beautiful face of the elf girl, who seemed to be moved and melancholy by the romantic story of going to the end of the world for love, Hudun immediately held her tender little hand and said affectionately: "Oh, my dear beauty, As long as the beauty can restore her sweet smile like a flower, brother is willing to..."

"Hey, Afro! He's just an NPC, no matter how much you strike up a conversation, you won't be able to get a girl!" A passing player couldn't stand it anymore, and couldn't help but reminded him aloud.

"What? Is it an NPC?" Hudun opened his eyes wide open, looked at the elf girl up, down, left, and right for a long time, but couldn't see any difference, until he took two steps back and stood on tiptoe, and finally passed the elf girl from above the other's head. See the four characters "The City Lord's Daughter" in green.However, for him, being an NPC or not has never been a problem!So, he stretched out his fat and short index finger that is unique to dwarves, shook it at passers-by players, and declared loudly and righteously: "All? Life? Equality! NPCs also need love—"

"Ding!" Before the echo stopped, the system sounded happily, and the pink love rain suddenly fell from the sky, "Congratulations to the player Afro, the meat shield, for understanding the mystery of adultery. He is very talented. He has a good relationship with all NPCs +5 and won the title. "Crafting Love in the World", the experience value is 3500, welcome to make persistent efforts to hook up with more people~?"

"..." The passerby player was speechless.

"..." Hearing the beeping sound of the upgrade prompt, the meat shield was also speechless. Is this the so-called non-unique way to upgrade?He stroked his chin in deep thought.Hey!As long as you communicate with beauties more, you can gain a lot of experience points. This kind of favorability is basically designed for brother!

After comprehending the essence of Opus, he couldn't help shouting to the sky with joy: "The beauties of Opus! Brother is here!"

In fact, the good relationship is not so easy to trigger, otherwise everyone can directly upgrade by picking up girls.Just like the passer-by player before, seeing the voice of the meat shield after being awarded the title of "The World of Rapture", and remembering that since joining the game, he has heard several times that couples have quickly upgraded because of flashing, so he decided to let go Try it, but you will get——

"Ding! Due to the lack of sincerity and hypocrisy, and the suspicion of sexual harassment, the favorability of all NPCs in the city -50."

As a result, passers-by players had no choice but to leave in ecstasy.However, for the meat shield, that is, Aiden, regardless of whether he will pursue success or not, chatting up beauties is like eating and drinking, and has long been inseparable from his life, as if he was born to appreciate the beauty of the world.Every human being can let him find out countless advantages, and his appearance is a bit beautiful, which is already beautiful in his eyes, not to mention those high-standard handsome men and women, who are so beautiful that he cheered and ran for hundreds of meters to express his excitement Feelings.

Of course, it is not enough to just appreciate beauties, the key to a relationship is to have the courage to strike up a conversation with beauties. This is an unchanging truth no matter in the two-dimensional or three-dimensional world.And "brazen" is the best way to describe Aiden's personality traits. He stalks beauties to such an extent that even the most cold and withdrawn junior and high school belle (male) had a headache, and finally accepted it helplessly. This forced friend (Aiden unilaterally claims to be).

Regarding this unbearable past, the school belle is the teddy bear biscuit, she can only say with a livid face: "."

Because her brother was entangled, Miao Miao Xianbei, who inexplicably gained a godfather since she was a child, also spread her hands to translate for her brother's period: "I can't be beaten to death, I can't be shaken off, and we can't do anything!"

Therefore, instinctively holding the intention of appreciating and sincerely hooking up with the meat shields of beauties, in this kind of Opus where "hooking up with NPCs, there will be fruits to eat", naturally they are like ducks in water.With a high favorability value, the NPC is willing to issue more special tasks suitable for novices, so his level has also climbed smoothly in just a few days.

"Ding! Congratulations to player Afro, the meat shield, for reaching level [-]."

"Ding! Congratulations to the player Afro, the meat shield, and all the NPCs in Dabushicheng. He has successfully obtained the title of "Best Friends in Dabushicheng". Molesting players to cultivate adultery beyond friendship~?"

"Ding! [Small reminder from the system] You have exceeded the tenth level that can be transferred. Please go to the central city "Mosaic" as soon as possible to apply for professional registration in order to learn more skills."

"It's already thirty!" The meat shield scratched his green-haired exploding head, recalling Meow Meow Senbei's exhortation and the previous experience of going out of the city, he couldn't help frowning his thick eyebrows, "But those slimes There are fifty levels, can you beat it?"

I remember the city lord's daughter said that as long as you can make good use of your resources and your own skills, even a novice can win against high-level monsters.But what can he do with that fly swatter?Slap in the face?Forget it, let's study the route first.

The transportation method in "Opus" is quite close to the reality. There is no quick return button, and everything depends on walking or paying for public transportation.Of course, it is the most trouble-free if you have the ability to fly or bring your own horses and chariots.There are also public transportation facilities. The most convenient is naturally the magic transmission array that is available in all major games.In addition, there are also teleportation scrolls, but they are not only expensive and difficult to obtain, but also can only be used under certain special conditions, so unless it is necessary for urgent missions, no one will waste precious teleportation scrolls at will.

In other words, if you haven’t been out of the city, you don’t have the ability to fly, and you don’t have a meat shield with an exclusive mount, you have to walk slowly on two legs, and practice skills while encountering monsters and killing monsters on the way.So, he called up the map of Azros Continent, and at a glance, he saw the center of the map... er, a large circle composed of countless small squares, and no matter how close he looked, it was still a blur of small squares , unlike other cities where you can see the inner structure.

"Wow! It's really a mosaic!" He rubbed his chin and thought for a while, then said with a flash of inspiration: "Could it be that the mosaic is used to hide the interior of some confidential place?"

"Ding! Congratulations to the player Afro, the meat shield, for the truth about the origin of the name "Mosaic", and he has gained +4 speed of puncturing the cecum." The uncle system voice said.

"..."

Holding the mentality that death is not punished anyway, it is better to give it a try. After filling the bag with red and blue potions and food enthusiastically sponsored by the NPCs, he tightly held the little hand of the fly swatter, and stepped out of the city gate tremblingly, onto the grass. The jumping slime walked away.

Sure enough, after walking a few steps, a slime suddenly made a warning sound, opened its mouth and jumped up, intending to swallow that obtrusive head in one gulp.However, this time is different from the last time. The meat shield, which was already mentally prepared, saw the direction in which the slime landed, quickly moved his feet to dodge the attack, and swung his backhand with lightning speed. , slapped the little hand of love on the slime's face, and let out a loud slap, and a string of numbers floated out of the slime's head.

Well, although the damage value is not impressive, it is unexpectedly large, which proves that the level of combat power depends on one's own fighting skills. It seems that it is correct for him to exercise his skills with Tai every day!After reaching this conclusion, he was overjoyed, and just as he was about to take some more revenge for being eaten last time, he saw the slime suddenly blushing and flirting, with a very cute voice, panting? up!

"Huh~?"

"What the..." The pink heart fluttered, and the meat shield almost threw away the little hand of love with a flick of its hand. What's going on in this game?Playing a monster actually made it look like my brother has some SM fetish!Just when he was hesitating whether to finish the fight, the slime jumped towards him with a coquettish smile, and his two watery little black eyes seemed to say: "Come again~" He was so scared that he had to swing it wildly a few more times After flying the slime, he ran away amidst more rapid moans.

Mom!It must be the wrong way to start the fight!It's better to rush to the mosaic first, and then ask Tai and Xiaobeier for clarification!

I thought it would be fine if he took the initiative to avoid it, but who knew that every time he ran past a slime, he would be chased by another slime, as if he had a strange magnetic force that would attract monsters within a radius of ten feet to attack ——Regardless of level or active or passive monsters—he had to wave his little hand of love all the way, and Buffy jumped towards him.

Hearing the boy's "huh" voices constantly ringing in his ears, and receiving the surprised and embarrassing looks from the passers-by, no matter how thick-skinned the meat shield was, he couldn't help crying.I'm not interested in SM kids, please don't make fun of me again!

Ever since, the World Channel has updated the report on the explosive head——

『[World] There is a mole coming from afar: report!After molesting Cuckoo last time, Cauliflower head stretched out his wolf hand to slime! 』

『【World】Alliance of Corruptionists: Tell me to go over and see how the screen looks, and if you get it right, I will help you match~AWA』

『[World] There is a mole coming from afar: Ah!Now he’s playing flirtatiously like a flower and playing tentacles~(picking his nose)』

『[World] Alliance of Corruptionists: Oh my!The taste change is too drastic! ＝..＝』

Miaomiao Xianbei was dumbfounded again. She didn't expect to see such explosive news just after going online after eating and walking.So, he turned his head to look at the people around him in a daze, "Brother, Zhu Tou Deng is usually too busy at work and under too much pressure?"

"No." After Teddy Bear Biscuit calmly turned off the channel, he smiled at his baby brother with a gentle and pampering smile, "It's too free, brother will help him readjust his workload tomorrow."

"Oh."

The president of Taida did what he said, so Aiden's calendar was magnificently added with several items, which will not be mentioned for the time being.

After finally getting rid of the slime, and inexplicably being entangled by "Flower" like a giant piranha, the meat shield desperately slapped away the constantly attacking flower stem tentacles, trying to escape from the gap to survive.Just when he was finally about to escape Ruhua's territory, a group of Bambi deer happened to pass by. The deer, who were supposed to be tame and not biting, rushed towards him with envy when they saw the exploding head, making him The escape route is even more confusing.

"OhmyGod! Everyone has something to say and don't run away!" The meat shield called on the group of monsters to calm down very calmly.The short legs of the dwarves already run slowly. Under such labor of running around and avoiding monsters, more than half of their physical strength has been consumed, and their hunger has been reduced to only one third. , he tripped over the flower stalk before he could dodge, "Oops!"

Seeing that the antlers of the fawn on the other side were about to be poked off, he thought to himself that it was doomed this time.Just as he was silently mourning his fate of being too popular with monsters, a flash of sword light accompanied by an agile figure as red as a flame suddenly flashed in front of his eyes.In less than three seconds, all the monsters around were wiped out, and dropped objects were sprayed all over the ground, except for the level 75 Ru Hua still standing, probably an elite monster.

"Big head! Join the team!"

After a crisp shout, the system panel also jumped out—"[Team Request] I'm going to invite you to form a team. Do you agree? 』

At this time, as a dignified man and a man, it is natural to seize a good opportunity for lonely men, widows and beauties to be in a team to cultivate relationships!Therefore, the meat shield jumped into the pit without hesitation.Once you join the team, a row of team lists will appear on the left side of your field of vision——

"[Captain] Level 76 human swordsman tends to be bluffing"

『【Teammate】Level 30 Dwarf Novice Meat Shield Afro』

"Hey, not bad! I've just played for a short time and reached level 6000." Bixiang Hulanxing (hereafter referred to as Hulan) is the female swordsman who explained the novice questions for the meat shield last time. The [-]-kilogram giant sword easily cut off the flower stalk wrapped around the lower leg of the meat shield, jumped into the air nimbly and swiped the sword to cut off most of the flowery petals, and then supported the other arched flower stalk with one hand, and the body He turned neatly to avoid the seeds sprayed out like a flower.After she fell to the ground, she put the giant sword across her body, and quickly moved towards the flower base. Ruhua let out a miserable scream, and more than [-] damage points burst out on her head. The blood bar had almost bottomed out. Time also jumps out of a progress bar.

Seeing this, Hua Lan straightened up the huge sword in front of him, and told the meat shield: "It's about to explode, you hide behind me and prepare to drink water, my sword can block half of the attacks... Hey! What are you doing?"

Hu Dun didn't finish listening to her, and based on his impression of Ru Hua's reaction when he was pushed somewhere, he made a bold assumption.Relying on his short height, he quickly slid towards the gap of Ruhua's chassis. While sliding, he slapped the chassis with his loving little hand, and heard a very loud and old uncle moaning——

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~"

"..."

"..."

Looking at Ruhua who crashed to the ground after the skill was interrupted, and the pink love heart above the corpse that hadn't dissipated, Hua Lan suddenly looked at the meat shield that got up with embarrassment, and the meat shield was still swaying happily while holding it awkwardly The little hands of love, the two were relatively silent for a while.

"Pfft! How did you hit that weapon?" As expected of a heroine in high school, Hu Lan immediately pulled himself together from the black line, and looked at Ai's little hand with great interest.

"It's not from a fight, it's from a mission..." The meat shield is not ashamed of his thick skin, he immediately regained his glory, and happily talked about the experience of being forced to caress Gu Gu.After finishing speaking, he thought he was handsome and flipped his bangs, and let out a sad and handsome sigh: "Oh! Could it be that my handsome guy is jealous of the system, so that I let me face such a heavy fate? Speaking of which , beauty, I never thought we would meet again, this must be a fate arranged by heaven! By the way, I haven't introduced myself yet..."

God!This guy really talks like a human!Hu Lan retracted the giant sword behind his back, pursed his lips to hold back the laughter that was about to burst out.After a while, she interrupted the meat shield's seemingly endless self-introduction, "Are you going to Mosaic to change jobs?"

"Bingo! The beauty is so smart!" The meat shield raised his explosive head and cast a tender look at Hulan, but the glasses on his face were reflected in the eyes of others, and he couldn't even see the eyelids clearly. What kind of tenderness? All eyes are naturally covered.

Even so, Fu Lan still sniffed out something from the silly glasses, waved his hand with a smile and said, "I'm already married, and I've already had one child, you don't have to worry about it, big head."

"It turns out that the beauty already has an owner? That's right, such a sassy beauty, why should it be..." Facing being shot again, the meat shield held his chest and expressed his melancholy poetically. At the end, he clenched his fists and looked up to the sky resolutely Shouting: "It's okay! Failure is just to strike up more beauties!"

"Ding!" The rain of pink hearts fell again, "The player's meat shield Afro has penetrated the advanced version of adulterous secrets and obtained the title "Forbearance" with an experience value of 5400. The experience value is 1200, and the two have become "Good Friends", welcome to make persistent efforts, cooperate with each other and hook up with more people~?"

"..."

"..."

How sick can this game be?The two who were completely embarrassed decided to complain hard.

After picking up the dropped objects, I only picked out the needed props, and gave the rest to the meat shield, and patted him on the shoulder and said, "For the sake of good friends, I will accompany you for a while." Let’s go, anyway, I’m going to Mosaic to hand in the quest.”

Hearing this, Roudun couldn't help feeling emotional again, "Oh! The beauty is not only beautiful in person but also beautiful in heart, brother is so touched, I didn't expect..."

My mother!The chatteriness of this big head is really comparable to that guy!Fu Lan twitched the corner of his mouth, resisted the urge to punch him, and took out a bottle of white potion from his bag, "Wait! There is a condition, drink this within a second to replenish your strength."

"Okay!" Hudun took the potion gratefully, without even looking at it, raised his head and poured down the whole bottle of potion, and wanted to say something sweet, when he heard the system voice prompting in his ear—" You have drank the "Potion of Feigned Death", you will fall into a coma and cannot move for two hours, and the timer will start." So, before he could ask, he rolled his eyes, his body froze, and he fell straight back.

Huh, the world is finally quiet!

postscript:

Hehehe, the purpose of playing online games is to cultivate adultery, otherwise what would you do? AWA (####

As for why the meat shield is so hated by the blame, it will be studied by Tai Dashen~www

It is expected to update two or three articles a week, unless the article is longer (usually it will be a Boss battle)

I'm a little uncomfortable today, so I had to send it early and go to sleep qwq

3. Choose your career carefully

>>>The game also pays attention to career planning, with meat shields and exploding heads, you don’t want to mess with them~AWA

The so-called virtual reality game is the illusion of the five senses caused by the special wavelength of the game helmet affecting the brainwaves, and then combined with the built-in imaging and sound playback device of the helmet, so that the player can achieve the feeling of being on the scene, and will read the The brainwave instructions sent back to the game allow the player to respond accordingly in the game.To put it simply, this is an online game that interacts with brainwaves, so the player himself must remain awake, even if the character is in a coma.

"..."

The meat shield that was swayed by the shoulders was completely dark at the moment, and nothing could be seen except the system command interface.If this road is like before, there are monsters running wild and fighting melee, it can increase the excitement, although he probably only has to be thrown around.It's a pity that they walked along the road very calmly, which made him even more bored, who had always been restless, so he had to call out the virtual keyboard, trying to harass the beauty by typing, who knew...

『System prompt: You are currently in a state of suspended animation and cannot contact any players. Please try again after the time limit expires. 』

What? !If you can't do anything for two hours like this, isn't it going to suffocate brother to death?Woohoo, beauty, you are so ruthless!

Fortunately, people with long legs walked fast. Originally, the dwarf map showed that it would take an hour to walk, but it only took four to ten minutes to get there. It seemed that the giant sword on her back and the dead dwarf had no effect on her.

"Okay! The mosaic is here. You wake up and walk forward to the job transfer registration office. I will go offline first and sleep."

After the meat shield felt that he was thrown away, the biased line on the team list disappeared immediately, and the team disbanded.He silently stared at the countdown row in the center of his field of vision, and there was still more than an hour left, what a pain!

An hour in the game is equivalent to 15 minutes in reality. He thought he would wait until the time limit expired, so he pressed the logout button, but a warning window popped up - "Because your suspended animation state has not ended, the time will expire at After you log back into the game, the accumulation will continue. Are you sure you want to log out at this time? 』

Oh my God!Is this too locomotive? !The meat shield who was hit hard, feeling wronged and bored in his heart, simply slandered the system in his heart, and a row of secret words in golden bold letters was passed on. come over--

『【Privacy】The system whispers to you: every one!Bite me~AWA (by the person in charge of the system)』

"..."

Just as he was secretly feeling sad, a burst of rapid ringtones rang suddenly, followed by a system notification tone, "Your mobile phone has an incoming call, please go offline to answer it."

Because the look and feel in the game is too real, and there is a possibility of audio-visual confusion with the outside world, the official designed the "Opus Special APP". As long as the APP is connected to the sensor receiver of the game helmet, the player can receive it in the game. Notification of incoming phone calls to avoid missing important messages.

Aiden quickly logged out of the game, picked up his phone and saw that it was Titus who hadn't talked to him in the game for a few days, so he picked up overjoyed, "Ty! Are you finally going to play with me? "

"There is a meeting at three o'clock on Monday afternoon, you go."

The cold and flat answer directly shattered the dream. Obviously, the call was just to explain the work, so Aiden cried and refused, "Why me again? What are you doing, Tai?"

"Online." Titus said and cut off the phone, firmly refusing to give him any chance to speak.If someone who didn't know heard about it, they might think that the CEO was addicted to games and treated his employees harshly, but in reality it was quite the opposite.

As a serious brother-in-law, Titus, in order to chat with Belle, who is studying far away in France every day, and because of Belle's study schedule and time difference, he can only go online at [-] pm on weekdays to have a small gathering with Belle. Two hours later, Belle went offline to sleep, and he went back to work until late at night.Therefore, this elder brother who only has a younger brother in his heart is an out-and-out workaholic except for two hours of errands every day.As the right-hand man, Aiden naturally had to take over the two-hour shift. Anyway, except for the work he was specially assigned to, he spent the rest of the time on errands.

Aiden scratched his head speechlessly, knowing that he could not afford to let go of this job, but he was not reconciled to the fact that the two brothers abandoned him even on the weekend when they had a common online time, and Titus was not good at talking, so he had to Turned to another person.

"Little? Belle~"

"..."

As the so-called persimmons should be eaten softly, the cute and delicate Belle is Titus' weakness, so she naturally becomes the target of Aiden's crazy harassment.

"Play with me, play with me, play with me, come with me~ You don't play with me, brother is so miserable, you know? Received strange tasks, and strange weapons, so that brother was ridiculed every day, Woo woo woo, now I was framed and drank some kind of fake death potion, I can only lie down and can't do anything, it's so boring, your brother is too much, asked me to help him with the meeting, but he ran to play with you, I don't care Me, and..." Aiden said with snot and tears, and the chatterbox that he never closed was out of control, and the person on the other end of the phone rolled his eyes several times.

"Stop, stop! What did you just say... Potion of suspended animation? Is there such a thing?"

"That's right! It's amazing!" Hearing the curiosity in Belle's mouth, Aiden quickly seized the opportunity and explained his reaction after drinking the potion in detail, hoping to lure the other party to come to Mosaic to find out what happened to him. And the result was indeed as he wished, but...

"Hey!" Miao Miao Senbei squatted on the ground and poked the unconscious man in a large character shape with his finger. After confirming that the meat shield hadn't responded at all, he let out a scalp-numbing laugh, and the fluffy cat's tail also Dangling excitedly.

Oops!Brother, shouldn't it be a firearm?Belle, who was mischievous and mischievous since she was a child, is called a purple-haired little monster for a reason!Only then did he realize that the wrong meat shield couldn't help but sweat, and he could only pray for Little Belle's mercy with anticipation and fear of being hurt.

Beloved brother's Teddy Bear biscuit (referred to as Teddy Bear from now on) can see the ghost smiling at the thief at a glance, and he obeys everything, "What do you want to play, baby?"

Tai!As an elder brother, how can you let little Belle mess around?Why?Having said that, how did Tai call Little Belle Baby?Has brother-in-law syndrome worsened?This is not acceptable!It's so nasty to call my younger brother, so what should I call my wife in the future?

"Play that! Play that!" The two brothers, who couldn't hear the voice of the lying corpse, certainly didn't worry about the title.Miaomiao Xianbei, who was only thinking about making pranks, blinked her big eyes and jumped up and down, while digging around in her bag, "Didn't an NPC give us some fans yesterday?"

"Transformation magic powder?" Teddy Bear snickered and took out a large jar filled with colorful powder.This item is a mysterious reward they won from playing a special hidden game together. After being checked by the monitoring technique, the item panel shows that this magic powder will turn the victim into a random creature, but it does not say how long it will last or what additional effects it will have. effect, so they haven't tried it yet.

"That's right!" Miaomiao Xianbei took the medicine bottle, then looked at the lying corpse on the ground and smirked, "Anyway, Zhu Tou Deng has faked his death, and it can't be any worse, let's try it out. "

wait!Little Bell, living body experiments are against the law!Tai quickly stop your brother!

"Good idea, my baby is so smart." Facts have proved once again that a certain brother's brother-in-law's disease has no effect.

"Oh yeah!" Miaomiao Senbei excitedly poured out a small amount of rubbing powder and sprinkled it on the meat shield, still chanting a spell in his mouth. A sleeping pink pig.

"Pfft ha ha ha! You really turned into a pig!" The instigator, Meow, smiled joyously, while the brother-in-law hugged him tenderly, pinching and kneading, and the doting energy finally flashed so that the system was overwhelmed. Unbearable rain of pink hearts——

"Ding! The teddy bear biscuit player helped his beloved wife Miaomiao Xianbei to complete the experiment. The husband and wife worked together and had a tacit understanding. The two of them got a love flash +120. The current couple level is 31. Please make persistent efforts to blind more people~ ?”

"Hmm..." After being announced so loudly, a certain tsundere cat became shy on the spot, so he had to sprinkle the powder again, and the pink pig turned into a grass mud horse with its limbs upturned, "Hahahahaha! The pig's head has been upgraded to a mythical beast La!"

The meat shield, who couldn't see the current situation at all, stared dead-eyed at the two rows of countdown timers: the state of suspended animation and the state of transformation, no matter which state, it was heartbreakingly long.So, he could only silently shed tears that were not easy to flick, brother's life... By the way, did the system seem to say something just now?

Experiments with transformation magic continue, and the beast-like meat shield has changed from a grass mud horse to a diaper-covered Dumbo, a bulging hamster, a jackal in baggy pants, a duck with a pouting buttocks, and finally...

"Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh——" I didn't expect to turn into the thing I was most afraid of, and it was a giant variety. Miaomiao Xianbei was so frightened that she cried and screamed, and she turned back into a small milk The cat jumped into his brother's arms and shivered.

aha!The little naughty ghost has been punished!When the meat shield was triumphant, he suddenly felt a murderous aura coming along with the strong wind. After he was hit hard with a slap in the abdomen, he almost vomited, all the status counts disappeared, and a system window jumped out instead— —

"You have been killed by the player Teddy Bear Biscuit, may I ask you to return to the resurrection pool of Dabushi City to be reborn?" 』

Rebirth?Oh, no!I haven't stepped on the mosaic's teleportation array yet!Is it possible to run it again?Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo outout

"Player Teddy Bear Biscuit used the "Resurrection Technique" on you, do you accept it?" 』

Oh yeah!Believe in eternal life!

The meat shield pressed "Yes" without hesitation, a soft white light flashed in front of his eyes, and a warm current full of energy swam through his body immediately, and his world finally saw light again.

Led by the teddy bear, the meat shield came to the legendary career registry.I thought that the city that was mosaiced because it was a secret place, the NPCs installed should be either rare and precious extinct races, or men in black robes full of mystery, or biochemical robots wearing military uniforms with paralyzed faces, etc. However, standing in front of them at this moment is a humanoid creature with limbs twisting constantly and only the word GY written on its face.

"Uh..." Hu Dun blinked and wanted to rub his eyes, but hit his glasses with a punch, and looked at his old friend beside him, "Is this the professional registrar?"

The teddy bear still had a slumped face and did not answer, but after being rubbed against his face by the little white milk cat in his arms, he nodded with his big and round eyes and said, "Meow~"

oh!Little Belle, you can't be so cute, I won't be able to stand it!The meat shield held his heaving chest, and resisted the urge to grab the little meow in front of the Thai Demon God. He turned his gaze back to the Twisted Man NPC, watched carefully for a few seconds, and then tiptoed and patted the other person on the shoulder. , appreciating quite seriously: "Brother! Your tango rhythm is so precise!"

"Puchi!" The players in the queue at the back burst out laughing, and when they were about to say that he was crazy, the wonderful system voice sounded——

"Ding! Congratulations to the player Afro, the meat shield, who saw the dance secretly practiced by the NPC "GY Starman" at a glance, won the title "Gy Knower", pierced the cecum +80, and upgraded the special equipment "House Glasses" to " Zhai Zhai Glasses +1 "."

"Ding! The NPC "GY Starman" is happy to meet a confidant, and the favorability of the player Afro, the player, is +100. The two become "good friends". After filling out the career selection form, the job transfer procedure can be completed.”

"..." Everyone was speechless and slapped their faces. The mud horse said, who is practicing tango like this?

It turns out that these glasses can be upgraded!Tsk, brother is handsome again!The meat shield, who has become accustomed to being friendly with NPCs, proudly flipped the Q bangs, and the upturned reflective lenses became more sparkling and attractive after the upgrade, causing the GY star to burst out a pink heart, and shyly twisted his arms and handed out a kraft paper.

"Ding!" The system tone sounded again, and a system panel popped up in front of my eyes—"Do you want to change jobs?" "Really want! "／"Don't you~?"』

What about the latter option?As the so-called curiosity killed a cat, he really thought about it...

Then, another "Ding!" sounded, and the system voice said: "Don't be arrogant, choose a career."

"..."

"Puff meow!" Meow Meow Xianbei stretched out a small meat ball to cover her mouth, the little kitten trembled from the suffocated laughter, as if she had never secretly pressed the Tsundere option before.

Being called Tsundere in front of the authentic little Tsundere is really a shame in my life!With blood dripping from his heart, the meat shield pulled down the panel scroll, saw his long-awaited career at a glance, and pressed it without hesitation, and the form in his hand instantly disappeared into a beam of light.

"Ding! Congratulations to player Afro, the meat shield, who has successfully changed his job to "Knight". He will automatically acquire the following knight skills..."

"Meow? Zhutou Deng wants to be a knight meow?" Meow Meow Xianbei opened her small mouth in surprise, coupled with two round big meow eyes, once again made everyone's hearts flutter, and even the system couldn't help it. With a ding, he added the cuteness index to him.

"That's right! How can you not be a knight if you want to be a sister?" The meat shield didn't find the crux of the problem at all, and proudly raised the cauliflower-looking explosive head.

"But dwarves are knights..." Meow Meow Xianbei tilted her head in doubt, and continued to poke the cecum, "Will you be flattened by the boss in one go?"

"..."

"And it's so short, when the system wants to send horses to knights, won't it be impossible to climb up, meow?"

"..."

Oh shit!I forgot that brother is now a dwarf!Does the system give re-election? GM help oh oh oh!

"Hi, I'm GM74748. Regarding your question, I'm sorry, but because the system manager has striked too many times, he has to retake the "Career-hopping Credits", so this function cannot be opened yet."

And, strike again?Can you be serious about the system?Whoooo!Money is hard to buy, I knew it earlier, Huo Dun hugged the GY star's twisted and twisted thigh and cried bitterly, but he couldn't get back the job transfer opportunity that he "stupidly" exhausted.Ever since, Opus's first cauliflower head thick eyebrow glasses