[Lingjia Zoo III Xiaoqiangxing people also courteous] Do not come to online games with explosive hea

The too long bangs covered the left side of the face, and then hugged all the clothes, "I'll put the clothes first."

"Oh."

He went back to the room as if fleeing, put away his clothes, rushed into the bathroom to sort out, put on a pair of thick black framed plain glasses, and finally opened the bathroom door with peace of mind.

Last summer, he finally got rid of everything in France and returned to Taiwan. He couldn't find a place to live for a while. It happened that Ling Xiaohu's relatives were studying abroad and left an apartment for them to take care of. It is estimated that they will not come back for two years. , so he rented the apartment on their advice.Except for the locked master bedroom and study room, everything else is for him to use, and he has been here for a year, and he still doesn't know what to do.

Heh, I even need my friends to help me take care of my life.Laughing at myself in my heart, I went back to the living room, and saw that the three of them were already sitting at the dining table.

"Come and eat, it's almost a little late, if you don't eat, you're going to have a stomachache again." After wiping his glasses and putting them on, Wang Yiquan compared the soup on the table, "Drink the soup first to warm your stomach."

"En." Xi Lun picked up the bowl and took a sip. The light and sweet warm liquid flowed into his throat to calm the churning in his stomach. The delicious food on the table was full of color, fragrance, and he had to admire Wang Yiquan's great progress in craftsmanship.

I think back when they were still in college, Ah Quan asked himself how to cook love chicken soup in order to chase a female classmate. Although the female classmate rejected it in the end, the reason was that he was too old and looked like he was dating an uncle. The young man in his twenties broke his glass heart, but under his encouragement, he strengthened his determination to be a good man in the new era. Now it seems that he is very successful.

"Nini, ah~" Ling Xiaohu gave her daughter a teaspoon after cooling down the soup and rice.The gentle and caring image of a loving mother is completely free of the usual rough hands and feet, which makes Xi Lun feel even more that the years have passed.

This man, mother-in-law and schoolgirl who chased her back then was not only domineering and rude, but also frequently turned over tables and swung sticks to fight with others. She was obviously a pretty girl, but no boy dared to approach her, let alone Ah Quan was afraid of this. Female man, even the hooligans near the school greeted her sister Hu when they saw her.Only when she saw herself, she pretended to be a delicate lady. It was not until she learned about his sexual orientation that she gradually returned to her original nature. She always treated him like a sister and protected her, often making him dumbfounded.

However, Ah Quan was the one who had the most headaches.For some reason, maybe the two big men got too close, causing Xiao Hu to misunderstand Ah Quan's sexuality, which led to many years of twists and turns for the couple to finally come to fruition.

"Is it delicious?" Wang Yiquan wiped his daughter's mouth with a tissue.

"Pull out the rent jacket (papa cooks it delicious)." Little Nini said in a childish voice, and she pursed her mouth and kissed him on the face, which immediately made the silly father laugh and go crazy.

"Woo, why is my daughter so cute and cute!" The silly mother Ling Xiaohu also held her face and burst into blossoming hearts.

Harmony, beauty, family happiness, that's it, right?Xi Lun, who has never experienced the warmth of a parent and child, can hardly make up for the regrets in her heart even with the loving care of her grandma.He lowered his head and picked up the rice, swallowing the delicious food with astringency, so as to ignore the ups and downs in it.

Four dishes and one soup are a little too rich for the three big ones and one small one, and it is quite difficult to finish them in one meal. He knows that Ah Quan knows that he is too lazy to cook, so he cooks more, so that he can eat directly later. Eat hot.In fact, his food intake is much smaller than before. I am afraid that if he keeps too much food, it will go bad before he can finish it in batches.

After dinner, Xi Lun was taken to a nearby park for a walk by them again, and at the same time, he was attacked by Wang Yiquan's aunt, "...don't just stay at home and play games, come out more often when the weather is good recently, and get some sunshine It will be better..."

Xi Lun secretly rubbed his ears, and couldn't help turning his head to Ling Xiaohu and asked in a low voice, "Did his level go up again?"

"It's been a long time since the skill has been full, you can turn it twice and turn it three times." Ling Xiaohu also snickered and replied: "If he plays Opus, I guarantee that the system will immediately give him a special skill of breaking thoughts, a hidden profession— —Tang Seng!"

"Pfft! It's very suitable." Xi Lun immediately covered his mouth to cover up the laughter, which was of course futile.

"You two..." Wang Tangseng, who was betrayed by his beloved wife, could only cry.

Xi Lun smiled, only when he teamed up with Xiaohu to complain about Ah Quan, did he feel that the three of them were still the same as in the past, the glorious days when he thought he could really achieve everything.

"Look at you!"

Ling Xiaohu's curse brought Xi Lun's consciousness back to the present.Hearing the sound, he saw the passers-by looking away in embarrassment, so he lowered his neck slightly so that his hair covered his face.In fact, everyone has curiosity, and he also understands that the other party is not malicious, but...

Alas, that's why he hates going out.

『＞My God!When did the new event come out? 』

『＞As soon as I went online, I was knocked down by a group of unknown things OTZ』

『＞Why is there no announcement on the official website? 』

『＞Who triggered it, bastard! ! Q_Q'

When I got home and opened the official forum, I really saw several pages of wailing articles. According to the ratio of reality and virtual time 1:4, the days in the game have passed two nights, and today is Sunday again. Unlucky players who have been recruited can say There are too many to list.

I'm really sorry, everyone, the plot was triggered by my brother!Feeling inexplicably satisfied with a successful prank, he unconsciously smugly used someone's tone, and then blushed in annoyance.

Why do you have nothing to learn from that guy?

He pinched his earlobe, and after pinching the exploding head smiling up in his mind, he recalled the source of all this last night.The group of people from the Swastika Guild should be the first batch of victims. Given their guild leaders who want to scold everything, they should also go crazy in the forum, right?

So, he moved the webpage back a few pages, but he didn't see a title with a similar tone.After thinking about it, he pulled back to the first page and read it carefully again. If he found a red headline, he couldn't help but chuckle.

『[Discussion] Regarding the post that was deleted by management in the morning with too many swear words and phonetic notation. 』

Sure enough, the post was deleted!He curled his lips slightly mockingly.The world will never turn only for someone, let alone change its course because of someone's misfortune, why bother to complain?Why not accept fate?After doing my best, I will be the one who hurts and hurts me, why bother?

Pursing his mouth full of sourness, he clicked on the popular post——

"Based on the fact that the incident is of great reference value, brother Rong please reorganize the information in this post based on his impressions, and please correct me if there are any misunderstandings..."

"According to the original Po, they camped in the hot spring street in Aiqubao (God knows what their guild wants to do when they go to the hot spring street in the middle of the night instead of soaking in hot springs), and suddenly a large number of people came, and Ah Piao jumped at everyone, and then They will lose control, their bodies will move around by themselves and make strange roars, and other people who are attacked will also become living corpses in the movie, they will bite anyone they see, and anyone who is bitten or swooped by Ah Piao will become alive However, as long as the bitten people are treated by the priest immediately, they will be fine. Unfortunately, their priest was also attacked by Ah Piao in the end, so the whole guild turned into a group of living corpses.Speaking of which, please forgive my brother for laughing unconvincingly...』

puff!What a pity I didn't see this scene!Xi Lun also smiled maliciously, and the gloom of being besieged by the Swastika Guild was swept away.

"Because there was no one in the whole city, not even half of the NPCs came out, so this group of living corpses followed Apiao and continued to run outside the city. When they saw creatures, no matter whether they were monsters or players, they bit them into a ball, so he could only I watched myself biting my mouth full of rotten meat, not to mention the original pox, my little brother felt like vomiting just by imagining it, until after dawn, A Piao dispersed, but the living corpses hadn't recovered yet, they were still biting people and monsters everywhere, and finally there were two The NPC called Uncle Ke and Xiao Hei wiped them all out, and finally the status of living corpses was lifted...』

Sure enough, this mission is related to Uncle Ke!

"It's a pity that the matter is not over yet. I thought I could go back to the resurrection point and go offline. Who knew that the little black NPC sprinkled a lot of beads, and they were all sent to a gloomy place and locked up. After a long time, the system notified Because they are possessed by a hundred ghosts, they need to go to the underworld to undergo purification procedures before they can return to the world. The waiting time for purification is "unknown"! ! ! !At this time, the little brother finally understood, this is really the story of Opus's motorcycle! 』

sky!This is really too locomotive!

Xiron suddenly felt sorry for the other innocent players.However, fortunately, the Swastika Guild will probably not bother them for a while.He scrolled down the page, checked other people's replies, and thought, since Uncle Ke has also appeared, is he going to hand in the task at this time?But if the purification material is a task that can be received repeatedly, it is impossible to trigger the Hundred Ghosts Night Walk to summon Uncle Ke every time the task is handed in, right?

『＞I was released from the underworld just now. Isn’t the purification a task? 』

『＞It seems that everyone waits for the purification time to be different? 』

">I just entered the underworld here and received the mission instructions~"

『＞I waited for an hour! ! 』

『＞Character, oh character, if you have a good character, you will be in the queue immediately, if you have a bad character, you will probably wait slowly OTZ』

『＞According to the latest information, it may be related to the favorability value of the underworld, or it seems to depend on the mood of a certain underworld boss? 』

『＞Maybe the Boss of the underworld is not pleasing to the eyes of the sufferer said by the host, right? 』

『＞Sure enough, NPCs are not to be messed with! 』

A certain underworld boss and favorability value?Xi Lun immediately thought of the trigger conditions mentioned by the system - favorability value, merit value, key props, key NPCs... He has encountered NPCs related to the underworld so far. In addition to Uncle Ke, they are Rabbit Gila and Three-headed Puppy, plus It may also be Yu Yu of the NPC in the underworld, is there anyone else?

He jumped back to the homepage of the forum, and clicked on several other related topics. Most of them were similar, and some people shared the task content of the purification procedures, but they were different. There were so many tricks, it made people laugh and cry, and I had to praise the official for sparing no effort for the whole player .

『【Gossip】Which NPC is the most popular in the underworld? 』

Everyone loves beautiful women and handsome men, Xi Lun also looked at it curiously.Uncle Ke and Xiao Hei mentioned in the previous post are both on the list, and there are a few other strange names, probably you have to go to the underworld to see them.

『＞Although I was shot to death by Uncle Ke, the muscular and handsome uncle is still my wife's favorite!Uncle Ke, it doesn't matter how many times you bombard me! ! ! ! 』

">Upstairs you..."

Ugh... headshots hurt.

『＞Xiao Hei! ! !Not only gentle and handsome, but also with a melancholy and mysterious temperament, I am really fascinated~~ But I heard that he will die, I don't know who the object is? qwq』

『＞Could it be Uncle Ke?Going out on missions together and getting along day and night is the easiest way to spark sparks! ! AWA'

『＞ Attack versus attack?This is not my wife’s food ~ (rolling head)』

『＞As the saying goes, when two attacks meet, one must suffer! (pick nose)』

『＞Please, you rotten girls! ! ! ! 』

『＞I heard that Xiao Hei's lover is missing, maybe I can ask for a missing person mission? 』

Seeing this, Xi Lun's finger scrolling the mouse stopped. Xiao Hei's lover is missing?

He stretched himself, and saw that there were still three or four hours before the appointment, so why not catch up on sleep before going online.So after he set the alarm clock, he fell on the bed, but his head couldn't help thinking about it.

A man who has lost his memory and is looking for a suspected lover, and the other is a man who has disappeared and can't find him, so it can't be such a coincidence that they are the same person, right?Hmm...according to that graffiti, is it because he is dressed in black that he is called Xiao Hei?Uh, this seems too far-fetched, Deacon... Xiao Hei... Black Deacon?No, this is too spoof, who would choose such a name?

In a drowsy state, his consciousness gradually drifted away, and the messy fragments intertwined and loomed. There were childhood memories that he almost forgot, the brilliance that bloomed on the stage a long time ago, and the nightmare that he wanted to erase in the next few years. .

"Ahhh-"

"Do not! 』

It is impossible to tell whose shrill scream pierced his skin, the roar in the rumbling sound seemed to burst his eardrums, his eyes were blood red and pierced him with a headache, the smoke and flames blasted his world into countless pieces, shattering him. I thought I was happy with what I had.

"sorry……"

The nightmare continues indefinitely.

No matter how hard he struggled, it was still in vain. He fell into the quagmire of despair with his broken body, and stared blankly at Lucien's sad departure, leaving him aimless with his empty body.

What did I do wrong?will be lost again and again.

Until the huge hail rain fell from the sky, bumping, bumping, and the field of vision suddenly became clear as if the black curtain was smashed.In the green grassland caressed by the breeze, a large pack of wolves were chaotically fighting all over the ground, and a dark green exploding head suddenly rolled over, reaching out to him with a silly smile like the sun.

『Fool, brother said he would protect Xiao Lun. 』

"...I will accompany you. 』

"jingle--"

The hot and humid eyes opened quickly, and there was no last murmur in the dream, only the constant ringing of the alarm, Xi Lun was stunned for a long time before exhaling his suffocated breath.

Terrible!How could he dream of that stupid big head?

He wiped off the cold sweat from his forehead, and when he sat up, he realized that he was completely soaked, his body was sticky and very uncomfortable, so he had to hurry up and take a shower before going back to the room to put on the gaming helmet.

After the dazzling special effects flashed, he stared at the perfect face in the login interface for a long time, before curling up the corners of his mouth in satisfaction, pressing the "Enter Game" button, and leaving reality through the dimension.

——Only in this virtual world, he is still the perfect Seron who fascinates all beings.

postscript:

Quan Hu Silly Dad Stupid Mom wwwww

Xiao Lun's past is too hurt

The silly and handsome Aiden is here to show off!

[Preview for the next part] Back to the mission of Hundred Ghosts, Lunmei is ashamed to see the meat shield, and Tai Dashen is going to be embarrassing!The number of words is about 7000, and it will be updated on Wednesday morning.

14-2. All the beauties come and twist

>>>In this world of walking corpses, how should beauties break out of the encirclement?

It was night time for the game again, and the world channel was already full of noise, messy speeches beating fast, some wailed and cried, some laughed at themselves, and there were also many players with strong hearts doing live reports for the live corpse scene——

『[World] There is a mole coming from afar: Now the group of living corpses from the Eastern District has come to the coast, and it seems that they intend to attack Misty Island. Whether the living corpses can swim, I believe this will give a good inspiration to the zombie film industry, let us wait and see ! 』

『[World] I feed everyone, everyone feeds me: Yeah!The zombie climbing group was finally frozen on the 69th peak!This is really a wonderful number~ Alas!My eyeballs fell out and I couldn't see the picture. Who wants to take over the report? 』

『[World] The pit we fell together that year: I’m back in the underworld~Uncle Ke, I love mud~~~』

『[World] NPC "Uncle Ke": Get lost!Carry North is not free! #』

『[World] The CP we corrupted together that year: Aww~ Are you busy with Xiao Hei? 』

『[World] NPC "Uncle Ke": (beep——) (beep——) (beep——)##』

『【World】Alliance of Corruptionists: Uncle Ke’s silence will be more reminiscent~AWA』

『[World] NPC "Uncle Ke": ...』

『[World] NPC "Little Black": ...』

『【World】Pig and Chicken World: Facts have proved that even the underworld has nothing to do with rotten women (look up)』

『[World] There is a mole coming from afar: Experiments have proved that even if a living corpse can swim, it cannot hide from the sharp teeth of the shark monster, but fortunately, the shark monster has also become a living corpse. not a problem!The zombie shark riding group continues to set off for Misty Island! 』

『【World】Itchy nose if you don't come: The zombie group in the air was set on fire by a large number of Xuyong Island NPCs as soon as they got out of the flying boat. Everyone, see you in the underworld! 』

『[World] There is a mole coming from afar: Before the shark riding group of living corpses landed, they were slapped into a pulp by the NPC of the panda guards on Misty Island, hahaha!The younger brother decided to become a vegetarian recently. 』

It seems that everyone had a great time, leaving aside other complaints.Turning off the world channel with a smile, Salem suddenly felt that he seemed to have missed something, so he had to turn on the channel and turn back.At this moment, the door was swung open, and an explosive head jumped over, "Beauty Xiao Lun ~ did you sleep well last night?"

"Uh... not, not bad..." Seren paused, recalling the events of the night before and the dream just now, and changed the subject with a hot face aside, "Mission, did you find out anything?"

"Oh, yes! After I saw Brother Ke's speech, I remembered that I could send a private question. As a result, the system said that non-underworld staff cannot privately message each other. It seems that they can only actively talk to players, and players can't find them, so I simply Going to the world to yell, Uncle Ke said that he would come to us when he finished his work." As Hu Dun said, he suddenly moved closer to his face and looked at Salem carefully, and at the same time reached out to touch his forehead, "What's wrong with Xiaolun? His face seems a little red , Fever? That’s not okay, drink more water and rest.”

"I'm fine!" Unexpectedly, the more I dodged the afro, the more I would stick to it, Salem got angry, so he hurriedly slapped his hand off, and stared at him, "You keep interfering, so I forgot what I just thought !"

"Ah? That's it, then I won't speak, Xiao Lun thinks slowly." Hu Dun scratched his head in embarrassment, then really shut his mouth and kept silent, instead staring at him blankly with those reflective glasses.

When Salem saw this, he immediately lost his temper, and had the urge to pinch that silly face hard.Just thinking about it, he couldn't help laughing again, really!What's the point of competing with this idiot?So, he ignored the other party and continued with his previous thoughts.

Unexpectedly, Hudun suddenly said with joy on his face: "Ah! Did Xiao Lun just blush when he saw that I felt shy?"

"What?" Inexplicably being poked at the truth, Salem slammed down the exploding head in annoyance, "Shame on your head!"

"Oh!" The meat shield, who was facing the ground, hugged Saleen's leg and smirked, "Okay, okay, brother is wrong, Xiao Lun, don't be angry~"

"roll!"

How could there be such a thick-skinned person?Salem didn't have a meat shield at all, so he had to kick people away and walk into the courtyard, enjoy the hot spring that he didn't soak enough yesterday, and discuss the mission with the other two by the way—

"[Team] Salem: I probably guessed who the key NPC is, although I don't know his name. 』

『【Team】Meat Shield Afro: Oh, oh, oh?Xiao Lun is so smart! !As expected of my brother’s favorite Xiao Lun~』

"[Team] Seren: ..."

Wouldn't this bastard be ashamed?Salem couldn't help but patted the surface of the water, splashing his face wet, but managed to ignore the heat on his cheeks.

『【Team】Meow Meow Senbei: How does Brother Lun know who it is? OwO

"[Team] Salem: If you guessed right, you've seen him too. 』

『【Team】Meow Meow Senbei: Huh? OAO

『[Team] Sai Lun: The system prompts that it is an NPC in the underworld that I have contacted. At first I thought it was Uncle Ke, but according to the information on the forum, the order of purification and rebirth is based on the favorability value of the underworld and the mood of a certain underworld boss. It was decided that Uncle Ke was not the boss of the underworld, and the members of the Swastika Guild were obviously the first batch of living corpses, but the waiting time for purification was unknown, obviously they were deliberately left out, so it can be boldly assumed that they had offended the boss. 』

"[Team] Meow Meow Senbei: Mmmm!That dog barks super badly, it’s normal to be hated by NPCs~』

『[Team] Salem: There are NPCs that I have contacted and they have offended... Do you remember the NPC that bumped into me yesterday? 』

"[Team] Meow Meow Senbei: Oh! !The one who was caught and scolded by the dog afterward? 』

『[Team] Salem: Well, after the boy ran away, he turned his head to see that the group of people disappeared. Isn’t that just blacklisting? 』

『【Team】Meow Meow Senbei: Hehe!They deserve it~~OwO』

『【Team】Meat Shield Afro: Then what's his name? 』

"[Team] Miao Miao Senbei: Uh... I don't seem to see it? OAO

『[Team] Salem: Remember that only boys are shown on his head. 』

『【Team】Meat Shield Afro: The name is a boy? 』

"[Team] Teddy Bear Biscuit: The hidden NPC is him. 』

『【Team】Meat Shield Afro: How did Ty know? 』

The other end of the channel was quiet for a while, probably because the two brothers had said something privately again, and it took a long time for Miao Miao Xianbei to reply.

『【Team】Meow Meow Senbei: My brother said that ordinary passer-by NPCs don’t interact with players in particular, so he must be a naughty NPC～』

Uh... another typo?

『【Team】Meat Shield Afro: Little Bell~XDD』

『【队伍】喵喵仙贝：H4CJ42J/4C04U/3H;6!!』

"[Team] Meow Meow Senbei: It's interaction and introduction! ! 』

『【Team】Meow Meow Senbei: Hidden』

『【Team】Meow Meow Senbei:ˊ』

"[Team] Miao Miao Senbei: I can't find the second word! ! ! QAQQQQQQQQQ』

"Pfft ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! My stomach hurts so much!"

There was exaggerated laughter in the room, and the modified typos and embarrassment symbols kept popping up in the channel, and Salem couldn't help laughing lowly by the pool.In fact, everyone makes typos, not to mention Miao Miao Xianbei grew up abroad and is still practicing Chinese. It is normal to make mistakes, but this kid always makes mistakes in strange places. He is thin-skinned and loves to blow hair. funny.

"Alas..." He couldn't remember the last time he laughed like this, he sighed comfortably, soothing his throbbing and weak abdominal muscles.After a while, he caught a glimpse of a person standing in the middle of the courtyard, which shocked him a little. Has Yu been here all this time?Why is there no movement?

"Yu?" Seeing that the other party looked back at the night sky, his speechless and tearful eyes were full of sadness, he asked doubtfully, "What's wrong?"

"Yes... I feel a familiar aura." Yuxuan lowered her head in tears, quite hesitant, "But I dare not go out to look for it, it feels so scary outside."

Hearing what he said, Salem immediately thought of the news about Xiao Hei, and asked further: "It's Hei... Do I mean the deacon?"

"I don't know." Yu shook his head choked with sobs, while the three-headed puppy in his arms tilted his head in a daze.

Salem frowned and thought for a while, remembering that the Yukai Association mentioned the word "feeling" and could detect danger again and again without seeing it with his own eyes, so he asked in a flash of inspiration: "You are not from the sensory system, are you? "

"Ah?"

Kan Yu looked puzzled, and then Salem remembered that the other party had lost his memory, so he had to ask instead: "Do you want to chase that breath?"

"Yeah!" Yu nodded eagerly.

"Can we wait until the daytime?" Salem looked at the time, there was still some distance from the dawn in the game.

"Hmm... Bai, it's gone during the day." Yu lowered his head nervously and whispered, "It only appeared at night last night."

Show up at night?But it was said on the forum that Xiao Hei appeared with Uncle Ke at dawn, so didn't that breath refer to Xiao Hei?Or two different people?But in any case, since it only appears at night, it may have something to do with the Night Walk of the Hundred Ghosts.

"Wait, I'll ask someone else." Salem hastily explained on the team frequency.

『[Team] Salem: What do you think? 』

『[Team] Miaomiao Xianbei: But there are a lot of Apiaoye outside now, can I go out? OAO

『[Team] Meat Shield Afro: I think... this task is absolutely impossible to just ask players to stay in the room obediently, right? 』

『[Team] Salem: You mean there should be a way to prevent possession by ghosts? 』

"[Team] Meat Shield Afro: That's right!Xiao Lun is so smart, he can get it right! 』

『[Team] Miao Miao Senbei: Do you want to ask the shrimps? 』

Please... shrimp...

"[Team] Meat Shield Afro: Pfft! ! ! 』

"[Team] NPC "Yu?" ":puff! 』

"[Team] System: Pfft! 』

"[Team] Miaomiao Xianbei: Mrs. Yaxiang! ! ! 』

『【Team】Meow Meow Senbei: >Dish<! ! ! 』

"Ha!" Even the system couldn't help messing in. After Seren clutched his stomach and peeked at the laughing NPC, he saw the teddy bear throw a sentence——

『【Team】Teddy Bear Biscuit: See her in the ancestral hall. 』

Already asked Mrs. Qiu Xiang privately?As expected of an efficient teddy bear.After getting up and getting dressed, Salem opened the quest panel and saw that both quests had been updated——

"[Important plot task] "The Beautiful Boy Who Amnesiad": Who is the familiar breath?Will it have something to do with Daddy Deacon?Go and find out before dawn! 』

『[Locomotive Full Server Story Quest] "Hundred Ghosts at Night is So Scary": How can you miss the rare sight of A Piao?Come and ask how you can get the blessing of the mark of the ghost king, or it is also a good choice to join the tour of the living corpse tour~?"

After confirming, just as he was about to call Yu, a secret word came in——

"[Private] The NPC "Dan Maeve" whispered to you: I heard from a bad girl that a single beauty is looking for me? AWA'

"..."

"Contacted Dan Maeve?"

"Well, she remembers Yu's necklace. She said it is the most difficult marriage to make. You can't even forget the chain." Salem glanced at Yu who was obviously in a better mood. "She promised to help us contact the deacon and let him come as soon as possible."

"Great! Little Yumei can finally meet her beloved one, ah yes, brother to report the good news." Hudun showed a reassuring smile, jumping for joy.Seeing this, Salem couldn't help laughing and thought, what a happy idiot, who would be so happy about other people's affairs.

After the group met in the ancestral hall, Mrs. Qiu Xiang asked with a serious face, "Are you sure you want the blessing of the ghost king's seal?"

"Yes." The meat shield replied instead.

"Really?" Mrs. Qiu Xiang asked again, seemingly uneasy, "Never regret it?"

Huh?Why do you look serious?They looked at each other for a while, suddenly feeling suspicious.

"Is there any danger to your life?" Meow Meow Senbei raised her hand and asked.

"There is no danger."

"Is that going to turn into something weird?" the meat shield also scratched his head and asked.

"No."

"..."

It’s not an option to give examples one by one, so Celenso asked directly and unanimously: “Is there any price to be paid in exchange or are there any sequelae and side effects?”

"Not at all." Mrs. Qiu Xiang still shook her head and replied.

So what are you pretending to be serious about?Everyone was speechless.

"Since everyone agrees, let's start the ceremony." Mrs. Qiu Xiang turned to face the portrait of the rabbit, folded her hands and closed her eyes and muttered a series of incantations, the portrait burst into dazzling golden light, and the red flower rabbit in the painting pulled When it moved, it jumped out and grew to the size of an adult.

"Huh? The rabbit was touched and provoked?" Meow Meow Senbei curiously wanted to poke the rabbit, but unexpectedly his finger went through it.

"This is just a phantom teaching everyone to dance the blessing dance." Mrs. Qiu Xiang showed a suspicious smile, covered her mouth and said, "Please remember carefully, and only after you finish the blessing dance can you get the blessing of the ghost king."

Prayer dance?Salem couldn't help but twitched the corner of his mouth when he thought of the dance that Hudun said yesterday to summon Uncle Ke. It seems that the two are not far from each other.

The movement of the phantom started, and everyone immediately concentrated on it.

"Grrruprrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, Rhubarb Rabbiterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrh body to the right He twisted to the left again, then turned around and twisted his butt, then turned back to the front, put his hands next to his mouth and tilted his head in a cute manner, and finally raised his hands and jumped up, ending with an "oh yeah".

As a result, everyone present was embarrassed in different moods.

"Want...to dance this?" Salem was dumbfounded for a few seconds before uttering a voice.

"This, this, this is not..." Miao Miao Senbei opened her mouth wide in shock, but she couldn't finish her sentence, and was covered by the teddy bear beside her.

The meat shield tilted an exploding head in confusion, "Why do you think I've heard this before?"

"That being said, I also feel that there is a sense of déjà vu." Salem frowned.Have you heard this sound in any commercial?Now he seldom watches TV. He only hears radio music or advertisements played by the store when he has to go out to buy. He doesn’t know anything about the current fashion. ...Sun? This is a sunscreen advertisement, is it related to the mark of the ghost king?"

"Of course it's related. Only with the imprint protecting every inch of skin in the body can there be enough yang energy to prevent the soul from being sunburned by evil energy." Mrs. Qiu Xiang explained with a blink of an eye.

No matter how it sounds like nonsense!

"Sun protection... ah!" The meat shield suddenly roared and looked at Miao Miao Xianbei, and then closed his mouth vigilantly, not daring to take a breath.

"What's the matter?" Startled by that call, Salem looked at them in bewilderment, but no one responded, and felt a strange atmosphere.

"Uh..." Upon receiving the teddy bear's wink, Hudun immediately breathed out a long and wise breath, and then waved his hand out with a smirk, "Ah! Brother just farted, much more comfortable!"

"..."

Subconsciously holding back her breath for half a second, Salem turned her head silently, deeply thinking that she would be ashamed and blush for this idiot, it was because of a wrong line of nerves!

And the other three also urgently opened a temporary chat channel, and used their usual English to have a small talk in secret language——

『[Linpin XY] Meow Meow Senbei: Zhutou Deng, what kind of bad excuse is that? ! ! ! 』

『[Linpin XY] Meat Shield Afro: I can’t think of anything else at the moment~ woo woo woo, now the impression of Xiao Lunmei on me must be worse QQ 』

『[Linpin XY] Miaomiao Senbei: He has never had a good impression of you, has he? 』

『[Linpin XY] Meat Shield Afro: Little Belle~QQ』

『【Linpin XY】Teddy bear biscuit: GM asked the superior to explain, and made sure to obtain copyright permission. 』

『[Linpin XY] Meow Meow Senbei: Huh?But I haven't heard Uncle say it? 』

『[Linpin XY] Meat Shield Afro: Belle's acting affairs have always been decided by him, he probably didn't expect that we would actually meet, so he didn't mention it in particular?Or maybe little Belle missed the message again. 』

『[Linpin XY] Miaomiao Xianbei: Ugh... who made the uncle too wordy, so I skipped and watched...O3O』

『[Linpin XY] Teddy Bear Biscuit: I will check with Wang Yiquan again, continue with the task first, Belle will sing and suppress her throat later. 』

Glancing at the three who seemed to be whispering, Salem twitched the corners of his mouth slightly, unable to tell what it was like, so he asked Mrs. Qiu Xiang, "Can I just follow suit?"

"Yes, we still have to sing, and the expression needs to be the same." Mrs. Qiu Xiang nodded and said, "Do you want to watch it again?"

"No need." Salem sighed helplessly.Although he had to be mentally prepared to be embarrassed once he played "Opus", which entertained the whole player, but he never thought that he hadn't danced for a long time, and he danced with this cute and cute childlike style.Although it's not that I haven't received children's programs before, the memory of being surrounded by children is really not good... Oh, let's just dance.

After rolling up the overly long sleeves to the elbows, he began to imitate it singing and dancing, relying on his ability to remember the performance.

"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd to wiper..."

With a sweet smile on her beautiful face, she swayed her slender body according to the rhythm, letting the elf tulle flutter like a jade wrist, and the childish children's language was chanted in a gentle and soft voice. A bit youthful and playful, cleverly turned this cute children's dance song into a completely different cute style, just like a beauty acting wild in front of her lover, the scene was suddenly silent, and the meat shield was so love-loving and drooling DC.

When Seren completed the last action accurately, the system immediately announced the perfect pass. Rabbit Gila Phantom happily took out a bottle of suspected sunscreen and rubbed it on his head for blessing, while a certain afro It was an explosion of nympho energy.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Lever "Brother really loves Xiao Lun more and more!"

"You..." The overly straightforward public show of love made Salem blush, and he slapped him away in embarrassment on the spot