Interstellar first "soft Chinese paper"!

Embu Mihir hugged the big mechanical cat, and looked at the rough-haired Wu Ke with a half-smile.

"Trust me, both of you are pets, you should get along well."

Wu Ke was very annoyed at the angle of always looking up, but helplessly, among the people he saw so far, there was no one who could make him flatten or lower his gaze.

Of course, the blue-haired and blue-eyed bastard in front of him is no exception. Sure enough, the captain is a pervert, and the team members are not good guys either.

"I thought raising pets was something only women could do." Wu Bubu looked at the empty bed and lay down on it. First he was frightened in the morning, and then he contributed hundreds of cc of original blood. Now he just wants to sleep well. Sleep.

"Oh! God!"

"Meow~~~"

Wu Bubu stared angrily at the big cat that jumped onto his chest, and complained to the blue-haired bastard who was watching, "Hey, take care of your things."

"Huh? Keep my things well." Enbu pointed to his crotch with his thumb up, with a teasing expression on his face.

Oh god, isn't there a normal human being here? !

Wu Bubu pushed away the big cat that was about to lie down on his chest, "It's really unlucky."

"Hey, little pet, don't complain, we specially prepared a welcome party for you, let's go, we're going to be late." Enbu smiled big, but his blue eyes revealed that "you have to go if you don't go" mean.

Welcome party?There are ghosts in the letter!

With his pocket in his pocket, Wu Bu was carried by Lanfa Enbu's shoulders and led into a lounge.

Three people, six eyes, all shot at him.

But at this moment, Wu Bubu felt a little refreshed, because there was a red-haired beauty present here, with fiery red hair and eyes, even sitting down, she could see how hot her figure was, which made Wu Bubu subconsciously straightened his back.

"Guys, I brought the new little pet, isn't it cute?" Lanfa Enbu pushed him forward and sat beside his comrade.

"Well, hello everyone, I'm Wu Ke." If it wasn't for the beauty, he wouldn't bother to maintain a gentleman's attitude.

"Hmph! You are our new team member?! Are you a malnourished kitten? Or a dwarf born with defects?" The big bald man sitting on the outermost side stared at him with an expression of eating a fly.

"I said Willie, be gentle with your pets. Anyway, our team also lacks a mascot, right? By the way, I am Embu Mihir, a sniper. This hair is seriously scarce. The big guy here is Willie Yorton, our heavy artillery striker, this guy who likes to look serious, is Dem Garfall, our nanny vice-captain, he can lend you a shoulder when you encounter sad things, of course I welcome you too."

"I don't welcome it!" Bald Willie immediately drew a line.

Wu Ke engraved the chatterbox on Lanfa Enbu's forehead in his heart, automatically ignored Willy, and then fixed his eyes on the only figure that made him feel happy, "If you really need a shoulder, I hope to be lucky enough to I can borrow the shoulders of beautiful women."

"Aha! Bella, it seems that you have captured another heart of admiration." Enbu patted the big mechanical cat who had been following him all the time, his eyes full of gloating expectations.

"May I be honored to know your name?" Wu Bu watched the red-haired beauty get up and walk over, showing a gentle face.

"Of course." The beauty stretched out her arm.

Wu Bu's eyes lit up. The moment he placed the hand of the new goddess, his wrist was grabbed vigorously. His muscles only had time to subconsciously tense before his feet left the ground. The world turned around and he was slammed on the table.

"Oh...cough cough..." Wu Bu felt that his spine must be broken.

"Mir Bella, nice to meet you." The red-haired Bella picked up the only cup of coffee on the table that had not been knocked over, and leaned against the wall to taste it.

"Hey, little pet, are you okay? I'm sorry I didn't have time to remind you. Bella's temper is the same as her hair color. It's okay to be hot. Your body is soft, so you'd better be careful." Embu Poured another cup of coffee and continued to gloat.

"Okay, get off the table, I think we should discuss who will be in charge of him." The vice-captain Dem, who had been silent with his arms folded, frowned at Wu Ke who was still lying on the table.

"I pass!" Bald Willie continued to draw the line.

Bella drank her coffee in silence, Embu also closed her mouth, and Dem sighed and was about to speak.

Beep……

The display on the contact terminal surprised everyone.

"Oh my god, is it the end of the world? The captain actually called us to gather!" Enbu almost spit out coffee in surprise.

"Okay! Let's do it!" Dem stood up with a serious face, and picked up Wu Bu, who was still panting.

Luo Yankel's team is known as the "devil" team, but it is impossible for Wu to see that it is definitely not Luo Yankel who unites the team members, but Dem, who is the vice-captain, but Dem is very concerned about Luo Yankel's team. Yan Keer's unusual trust and respect made Wu Ke very puzzled, how did the pervert buy people's hearts?

"Colonel, everyone is here." Dom reported to Loyan Kerr with a salute.

"From today onwards, you will train with Dem and the others. The standards are the same as everyone else's. If you can't meet them, you will be put in confinement." Luo Yankel's long silver hair was tied behind his head, and his purple eyes made Wu couldn't help it. I feel cold.

"It's not fair, your physique is too different from mine, I can't..."

"Shut up!" Luo Yankel stared at Wu Bubu, "The fleet will arrive in Gup in three days. At that time, I will check your results. If confinement is not a threat to you, I can prepare more surprises for you. .”

Total jerk!Wu Ke stared at the floor angrily!

"Dem, you don't have to be polite to leave this guy to you."

"Yes! Colonel!"

Luo Yankel walked out, but Wu Bu was grabbed by the neck by the big Willy.

"Hmph! Colonel Diris actually asked us to gather for you, just because of you, a softie!"

"Hey, let go! It doesn't matter to me that you are not in a good relationship!" Wu Bubu tried to pull Willie's fingers away, but the light golden crystals were not moving at all.

"Okay, Willy," Dem said to stop, "Everyone is responsible for one aspect, Embu, you and Xin Ding are roommates, in addition to being responsible for the driving skills of his fighter mecha, the habits of the team are also as soon as possible. Let him remember, Willie, that you are in charge of the rookie's physical training, and Bella is in charge of the combat training."

Everyone answered with obvious dissatisfaction.

Wu Bubu was even more dissatisfied, but he knew that he had to become stronger in this strange and dangerous world.

"What about you, Vice Captain Dem?" Wu Bubu pretended to be relaxed.

Dem still looked serious, "I will be responsible for teaching you how to combine theory with practice."

"Okay! Let's start the welcome party!" En Bu raised his chin and announced Wu Ke's trip to hell.

F, u, c, k!

Wu Ke looked at the swaying figure in front of him and felt that he was about to suffocate. What number is it, one thousand or two thousand?

The most basic physical training movements, with non-human digital requirements, Wu Bubu felt that his death was approaching.

"Hurry up! Rookie! Don't think that you can get away with me because of your rare physique! Our 'Devil' team has eliminated many pilots with more than 30% breeding physique. You should feel lucky! Hmph! No way! Then add another two thousand!" Willie yelled.

Let him die, Wu Bubu didn't have the strength to shout anymore, he could only grit his teeth and stretch his muscles.

At the end of the "welcome party" on the first day, he was carried back to the dormitory by Embu.

"No matter how I look at it, I think the rumors are too exaggerated. How could such a soft guy escape the enemy's attack by driving Major Hayeva's mecha, and even hit Colonel Diris!" Cloth packed away and complained to Dem suspiciously.

"Don't underestimate the number of 70%." Dem looked at Wu Bubu's physical statistics and felt a terrible headache. He must not let Colonel Diris down.

Wu Bubu wanted to close his half-opened eyes and continue to sleep, but the weight on his back made it difficult for him to breathe.

The big mechanical cat is called Hundred, and Wu Bu thinks it must be named after this guy's weight.

There were still two hours before the scheduled time for training, but he couldn't fall asleep anyway. Seeing the culprit jump back to the master's bed and lie down, Wu Bu got up gritted his teeth and left the dormitory.

The huge green area at the stern of the ship made Wu Bubu feel a little relaxed, and the boundless universe in front of him gave him a sense of weightlessness.

What is he doing?Protect humans?protect yourself?

Just survive in the chaos, Wu Bu can analyze himself.

"Wu can't?"

A slightly familiar voice brought Wu Bu back to his senses, and he saw Philot who was standing not far away. He had a bad impression at first, but compared with the group of perverts, he also had a bit of intimacy.

"Yo, Philot."

"Go in, be gentle." Because Wu Bubu tried his best to protect Major Hayeswa, his attitude became much better. Following Major Hayeswa's order after waking up, he led him to the door of the bedroom.

Wu Bubu likes to look at beauties, Hai Yehua is one of the few men he finds seductive, but the scene inside the door still makes him jump.

Hai Yehua had loose amber hair, took off his white cloak, and showed his broad skeleton, looking lovingly at the baby in his arms.

Wu Bubu felt a little awkward, especially when he thought that his body was said to be more suitable than Hai Yehua..., he felt a chill!

"Wu Bubu, oh yes, it's Sergeant Wu now, thank you for saving me and the child." Hai Yehua sincerely thanked him.

"No, no, you saved me first, and I did nothing but run for my life."

"You will become an excellent mecha pilot." Hayeswa affirmed.

"Me? Outstanding?" Wu Bu felt that these two words had absolutely nothing to do with each other.

"Yes, my hunches have always been accurate."

"He's so cute." Wu Bu couldn't get used to other people's compliments, so he changed the subject.

"Thank you. We haven't decided on the name yet. He is my angel." Hai Yehua's loving eyes made Wu Bubu a little embarrassed, and he always felt that this was not a topic he should participate in.

"Oh, by the way, Major, can I trouble you to take off this bracelet for me?" Wu Bu had guessed through some signs that this bracelet had a lie detection function, so he wanted to take it off urgently.

"Of course." Hai Yehua ordered someone to carry the child back to the inner bedroom, and then entered the password on the bracelet, but the bracelet did not open.

"The password of the medical bracelet has been changed."

"What?" Wu Ke could not be angry, "It must be that pervert!"

"abnormal?"

"Uh...it's that Luo Yankel Lan Diris!" Since lying has to be seen through, it's better to just say it.

Hayeva smiled slightly, "Sergeant Wu, I think you may have some misunderstandings about Colonel Diris."

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