Interstellar first "soft Chinese paper"!

Space jumping requires meticulous calculations and a feasible and stable environment to achieve. The unknown of the universe far exceeds human wisdom. Even with advanced technology, the universe still controls the pace of human beings.

But at this moment, no one is too concerned about the consequences of urgently launching the space jump, because behind them is a planet that explodes and fuses, opening its angry mouth, trying to swallow them up!

"Why..." Wu couldn't understand what happened, Xiu Yin pushed him into the nearest safety cabin, and smashed his fist on the closed bulkhead, causing Wu's knuckles to hurt.

For the first time, he no longer felt that powerlessness was justifiable, and he didn't feel that it was easy and pleasant to blindly follow in the footsteps of others.

A gigantic wave of energy devours everything it touches...

Before the joint Gregorian calendar of the Star Alliance, the history of mankind can only be described as chaos. The war between the degenerated human beings in the evolution and the unknown creature orcs in the universe has lasted for hundreds of millions of years. After many destructive battles, the two sides have entered The vicious circle of fighting for a long time and fighting for a long time.

The desire for resources and sovereignty over existence is a common desire of different races.

The Batur Star Wars, which caused the complete destruction of the third galaxy most suitable for human survival, catalyzed the advanced evolution of human brain and body, but caused the decline of reproductive ability. The three major forces with huge differences put aside their long-standing estrangement and reached a peace treaty.

The Sloan Republic with constant multi-party competition and the strongest army, the Purcell Federation with advanced humanities and technology, but the people believe in the god of the universe, and the Ashi Empire, a prosperous merchant country that follows the ancient imperial system. Before the huge common crisis, the three major forces, Diluted the contradictions, put on the mask of a peacemaker, and established the Interstellar Alliance before the general attack on the orc galaxy.

In 00 of the Gregorian calendar, the Aristocratic Empire, which opened up all commercial roads, the Purcell Federation with the most developed medical capabilities, and Sloan, who created the most battlefield myths, joined forces to drive the orcs back to distant galaxies. Humans cheered.

In 575 of the joint Gregorian calendar, the Star Alliance received an unprecedented large-scale counterattack from the Orc Galaxy. In 576, the first battle of the Alliance, Sarawi Blue Diris died. In 590, the 14-year-old Luoyan Kerr Blue. Diris, the first battle...

Wu Bubu put down his arm, and the light screen of the built-in terminal that had not been inoculated on his arm automatically dimmed. This brief history of the Star Alliance was not Wu Bubu's task, but he unconsciously read it over and over again.

"I really didn't expect that pervert to be the same as me." Wu Bu was talking to himself in the empty dormitory, but he couldn't find any valuable information for him, which made him unhappy.

"Oh!" Wu Bubu cried out in pain, "Hey, don't you always jump up silently! Those guys who engage in politics should let you learn this damn etiquette!"

Wu Bubu felt that he was really abnormal. He actually complained to a mechanical cat who couldn't speak human language!

But Enbu will officially return to the team tomorrow. This proud big cat is left unattended. As a roommate, he can only try to keep this self-esteemed pet within sight. Without further accurate news, the rest of the team didn't care about a pet, or a rookie like him.

"Hey! Get down quickly! You fat cat! Huh!" Wu Bu has always loved smart machines, but he just doesn't match up with this guy.

"Okay! I got it! I'll start reciting it now!" Wu Bubu pushed away the hundred that was pressing on his chest, raised his arm, and called up his task: Alliance Banquet Etiquette Tutorial.

I said the greeting at the beginning of f no less than ten times in my heart. After the emergency space jump two days ago, the Sloan military staff who went to negotiate were half killed by the planetary explosion. , The entire military department fell into a low pressure, and all relevant news was blocked. Compared with his blankness, other members of the team were more anxious, especially Dem, who had successfully escaped, obviously attributed most of the responsibility to himself Incompetent, but at this moment when he didn't know how to react, people from the government and government departments came to him.

The unsmiling strange man started with the ridiculous statement "As a member of the Republic of Sloan, you will be honored to be invited to the alliance banquet", and had a long discussion with him on the relationship between personal honor and the rise and fall of the country.

It made him, who had just finished the immunization experiment, nauseated.

Dom, who was already in a bad mood because of Luo Yankel's disappearance, rescued him on the grounds of training.

In the end, it was because of Major General Xiu Yin's words that "there may be the number one mechanic in the league present at the banquet", which moved him.

So, this damn etiquette explanation became another task besides his training and experiments.

As for the alliance banquet that the three major interstellar powers will be invited to attend, Wu Ke has already marked it as a big show in his heart.

The difficult text made Wu Bubu miserable, and subconsciously called up the news about Resource Star without scanning two lines.

The decadent planet in the three-dimensional image has lost nearly one-third of its volume, and the shattered stars are scattered all over. The huge gaps are like the giant claws of orcs, and the cheers of the defeated are silently loud.

"Hey, you said he won't disappear so easily, right?" Wu Bubu suddenly said this in his stunned consciousness.

Hundred by the bed raised his head from his front paws, and glanced at Wu Ke, who was not sleeping well. There was a gleam in his eyes, and the lights in the dormitory dimmed.

Three days later, Wu Bubu looked up at the most luxurious banquet hall in the most luxurious banquet hall on the port planet of Gep.

"Wu, are you okay?"

"Uh, it's okay." Wu Bubu repeatedly adjusted his straight collar with an unbearable expression on his face, but faced Major Hayeva's friendly greetings, he still held back his complaints.

"You are very handsome today. It would be better if you were not so sad."

"I'll try my best." Wu Bu couldn't miss the convenient military uniform, which was much more comfortable than this so-called "specially prepared formal attire".

"I think it's not just the expression, but this thin figure is also a problem." The sarcasm of the blond Filot followed closely, but Wu Bubu didn't feel any malice.

"Hey, little guy, are you an adult? Your parents allow you to come to this kind of grown-up banquet?" Wu Ke could not fight back.

"Huh! Don't think that you can call others a little guy if you are a little bit more pleasant to you! No one here is more worthy of this name except you!" Philot put a hand on Mintor's shoulder , deliberately raised his eyes to highlight Wu Bu's "smallness".

"He likes to provoke and make trouble. He is a typical child. Didn't you notice Lieutenant Colonel Mintor's expression of wanting to draw a line with you?" Wu Bubu provoked discord.

In his opinion, bickering and arguing with these passionate people on the battlefield is more interesting than smirking with those boring politicians.

It's a pity that the time for the banquet to start is always coming. The huge venue is filled with all kinds of hair colors and tall bodies. Wu Bu, who has black hair, black eyes and "short stature", has become the focus of attention since he stepped into the venue.

When the host on stage saw Wu Bubu, his eyes lit up and he rushed straight over.

Originally, he just planned to find Major General Xiu Yin, and then look for a chance to meet the legendary mechanical master, but he was dragged onto the stage inexplicably.

shit!

The lights and different gazes hit his face, which made Wu Ke nervous, and he desperately winked at the excited host.

Hai Yehua in the audience frowned deeply, but on this occasion, there was no way to get rid of the siege.

"Ladies and gentlemen, the annual alliance banquet is about to begin. As the organizer, His Excellency President Diocletian will introduce a special person to you on behalf of the Republic of Sloan..."

"...Hey! What's going on here?! Why didn't we know that other Aristotles were present?! What does this mean, Your Excellency?! Who is he?" An angry voice burst out from a noisy place.

Wu Bu, who was equally angry, followed the voice and saw a fat man in a gorgeous black dress panting heavily to protest to His Excellency the President on the stage, as if offended by some rude behavior.

The Host had obviously prepared in advance, with a secret gesture, someone in the crowd stepped forward and stopped Ashi's noble representative, "Uh, this... please be patient, I will introduce to you, this Wu Bu The sergeant is a soldier belonging to the Special Fleet of the Republic of Sloan. Of course, because of his special talent, he will also serve as the diplomatic ambassador of our Sloan. Let us give warm applause to welcome His Excellency the President to present the badge of honor to our new ambassador! "

Wu Bu can't hold back his anger, although he doesn't understand the direction of the situation, but it is certain that he will be used!

Your Excellency the President was unusually young, with a perfect smile, and stepped forward to shake hands with Wu Bubu. Wu Bubu put one hand in his pocket, and stuffed the champagne that he hadn't had time to taste into the welcoming palm with the other.

"My tribute to you." Wu Bubu smiled hypocritically, absolutely not wanting to hold that disgusting hand, watched the President take the champagne with ease and drank it without being disturbed, and greeted this group of people in his heart All collateral immediate family members of the politician.

"Let us give warm applause to our new hope, Sergeant Wu Bubu, he is not only a very talented fighter pilot, but also an ultra-rare propagule favored by the God of the Universe! He is given by the God of the Universe in the flames of war Apocalypse for mankind, our time will come, and foreign enemies will eventually perish!

Fuck!Can anyone tell him what the hell is going on here? !He was tricked into some cult organization!

All this is ridiculous!

The aristocratic representative of Aristotle under the stage was the most excited, "What are you kidding! How could our rare reproductive body of Aristotle join Sloan's army?"

"Of course, we have made it very clear that Sergeant Wu Bubu does not belong to the royal family of the Ashi Empire, nor has he registered as a citizen of Ashi. So out of Sergeant Wu's volition, of course we selflessly accept those with good intentions."

"Today is a day worthy of celebration. Please continue to unite and drive out foreign enemies together, so that the glorious history of mankind will continue forever! Respect the God of the universe! Respect the era of the alliance!"

Toasting to celebrate together was too contrived in Wu Ke's eyes. Amidst the discussions and toasts, Wu Keren was about to walk down the stage.

He's leaving this crazy place!Introducing him like a productive sow!Damn it!

Is this politics?When countless soldiers may be sacrificed every day, what kind of banquet can they be so pretentious!

"Oh, may I have the honor of inviting you to the first opening dance? My pure angel."

"Huh?!" Wu Bubu was completely burnt by this nasty address and request!

"I'm Seymour Sale from the Purcell Federation, can I ask you to dance? You are a miracle bestowed by the God of the Universe!"

Wu Ke looked at this "lunatic" who had a good appearance and a pious expression in the audience, and it took a lot of effort to control himself from laughing out loud!

"No, he won't dance with you!" A cold voice separated the crowd automatically.

Seeing the figure walking straight towards him clearly, Wu Bubu ignored the more noisy sounds of surprise around him, and stared blankly at Luo Yankel approaching, his heartbeat accelerated uncontrollably: It's really not that easy for a pervert to die !