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Through the mutual conversion of electromagnetic signals, Osamu Dazai's troubles are transmitted through the microphone, which sounds slightly distorted.

What grabs Zhilizi's attention is not that she can't remember where Poe's novel was not used yesterday.

Borrowing Poe's ability, even if Poe wrote a short mystery story with thousands of words for her temporarily, words cannot exist out of thin air, and the story must need a medium - there is no book here, no thick stack paper.

Nor is it Atsushi Nakajima's admission test.

The fact that the important props were taken away did not cause Dazai Osamu to be troubled.

Kunikida's ability, Dolby Yinke can materialize the items written on it, and can easily conjure another fake bomb that is completely fake.The only flaw is that the fake bomb obtained by materialization is at most the size of a notebook, not eye-catching and scary enough.

She could immediately think of several ways, and it was even more impossible for Osamu Dazai to be exhausted.

Well, after stripping away all the previous nonsense, only the last sentence remains——

"By the way, I'll give you a congratulatory gift of congratulations."

Zhilizi was very surprised, that's the sentence.

In the congratulatory guessing game, Chiriko naturally skipped Osamu Dazai.

Osamu Dazai borrowed money everywhere, being penniless is one thing.As long as he wants to do it, he can do it best. "Being the best" means that he will give impeccable gifts, but that he didn't give anything, but people feel that they have received sincere blessings and are grateful for it-this is her What I think is Osamu Dazai's theory and talent.

In disguised terms:

"First-class people don't use gifts to represent their hearts, no matter how expensive or meager they are. If you want to listen to my heart, please open my heart. Ah, this is really a dream way to die~"

Chiriko frowned as the twists and turns of the aria sounded close to her ears.

"Then... I'll look forward to it." She said uncertainly.

"Huh? Chiriko, your answer doesn't sound like expectation at all, I'm so hurt~" Dazai Osamu's tone changed instantly, and he looked like a sad person holding his heart and crying, and his acting skills were exquisite to the smallest detail.

Out of hearing, out of mind.

Zhilizi said politely, ended the call decisively, and seeing Luanbu next to her, suddenly had a vision that he would not be threatened by him.

Luanbu stuck to her stickyly, but she didn't feel uncomfortable anymore.

Zhi Lizi looked at Ranpo's unadorned messy hair - the hair clips she had carefully fastened, the hair rings tied up, and the sparkling and cute hair accessories were all gone, and they were taken off at random.On this side, there are traces of him grabbing the hair tie.As a result, the black hair curled up, and the strands were very distinct, like the curved and upturned whiskers of a kitten, and like an upturned cat's tail, and it was still wet.A routine that is more lovable than a cat is a cat that is wet from the rain, and a cat that becomes wet after soaking in a bath can produce a similar effect.

No wonder she didn't rush out the first time she said to Atsushi Nakajima "because it's so cute".

It's not that he didn't reach the threshold of jealousy, he was busy taking off the ugly hair accessories first, so that he could stick them softly and remain motionless.

It's not just jealousy, it's an aggressive, chaotic tactic called jealousy.Even if she sees through it now and knows that he did it on purpose, she has no choice but to take this trick, and can't help but have the thought of "I really can't do anything about you".

Luanbu blinked, as if he had just used super reasoning to solve a mystery that stumped everyone in front of everyone, and smiled proudly and briskly, "It's so cute, it can only be me!"

"Ah, it's you." Chiriko confirmed.

"It's me who is the best at solving problems!" Ranpo continued.

"There's no doubt about it." The first detective has solved tens of thousands of incidents that no one else has been able to.

"Chiriko, you care about me the most!" Ranpo said again.

"En?" She thought for a while, "En."

"You love me the most!"

"Ah, you are the only one in the sequence of lovers."

"I like you the most, the most, the most, Chiriko!"

really-

Chiriko couldn't help being amused.

One more than her.

She smiled and asked, "Ranbu, do you know where the Poe novel I borrowed is? I should have borrowed it, right?"

Luanbu nodded, "On my mobile phone. It's too troublesome to carry a few thick books with you, and the movement itself is tiring enough, so I asked him to change it into an electronic manuscript format and send it to my mailbox. Open it use."

On the one hundred tricks of using Poe's powers, Ranpo is obviously more creative than her.

Zhilizi was stunned for a moment, "...that's okay too? If you have Mr. Po, combined with a top hacker, wouldn't it be—" The world is invincible!

First use hacking methods to display Poe's well-tried novels on places with electronic screens, such as large and small advertising screens on the street, traffic lights that can be seen everywhere, and TVs, computers, and mobile phones in every household. , or even on the control panels of IoT home appliances with increasingly advanced technology... As long as you are in a modern society, almost no one can escape this kind of attack.You can start attacking whenever you want, and you can clear as many places as you want, with immediate results and no blood, everyone within the range will be pulled into the novel world immediately, and the effect of killing enemies is easily better than any other means.

To escape from the world of fiction, the only way is to unravel the truth, not everyone has the wisdom of chaos.

If someone is lucky enough to unravel a truth, immediately pull the other person into the second novel world, then the third, and the fourth...Use an overwhelming number to make it difficult for the other person to move forward.

Zhilizi suddenly thought of something.

Naturally, she and Luanbu will not, and it is impossible, to make the best use of Poe who is very useful in this way.

However, what she thinks of, other people will surely think of it in time, and she won't be the only one who thinks of it.

And such an easy-to-use Poe, from the combination of the third position, voluntary job-hopping to a firm willing to subsidize tens of millions on a regular basis, although such a figure is just a passing cloud to Poe, from the pure income to the output, it can be seen that Po Firmness of Will—The combination unfortunately lost the super-useful Poe, a well-known mystery novelist who is reserved and professional, a universal pocket that can freely customize travel destinations, an invincible weapon, and a cute But friend.

"There is no ultimate mystery novel that is invincible in the world! There has never been one before, and there will never be one in the future—because of me! I am the terminator of all mystery novels, the nightmare of all mystery novelists, and there is no mystery novel that I think is not boring !"

Ranpo broke into a nasty smile, and said one after another.

A good talking detective can go on and on, jumping from one topic to another.

"—Yesterday's one is at most not so boring. You can look forward to the new work that he spent a lot of time thinking about."

"What Mr. Po is looking forward to the most should be your expectation. So now choose an electronic manuscript and send it to Dazai?" Chiriko asked.

"The entrance test is over." Luanbu said something that she couldn't understand.

"Eh, what?"

"Is there any more impactful test than him knowing the truth? The answer is that he will take up his responsibilities. Knowing that he is a tiger, the first reaction is to want to leave here as soon as possible stupidly, so as not to cause trouble to us. 100% trust in me and you is one of the few commendable advantages of him. Some people are more blind than him--poor people have racked their brains and exhausted their wisdom to come up with the test content, which is completely useless, but it is just a sight It’s a little trick that ordinary detectives will see through, and it’s just a way to bluff idiots with heads like single-celled organisms. As for Dazai, he enjoys it. The originally planned entrance test is a trap specially designed by Kunikida for Dazai——Dazai It has been predicted a long time ago. The next thing is very easy to predict. The president will definitely come back earlier today because of us. The president happened to see the quality he values ​​most. It is easy for a human tiger to take revenge on the orphanage But he didn't want to use supernatural powers to retaliate against those who bullied him. He only considered the legal means with you. So, he is a gentle big fool! There is no doubt about the president's decision—and for He Li, we have already Got it. Chiriko, I'm so thirsty, so thirsty, so thirsty, so thirsty—”

Repeating the objective needs, I was so thirsty and so thirsty, I pecked lightly at random steps, and smiled even brighter.

The whistling heat fell on her ears.

Zhilizi also has a conclusion that is easy to predict: her ears must be as hot as the red bean cake that Ranpo loves to eat.

Akutagawa pretended to be carrying a bag full of bombs with both hands, and walked slowly into the Tsurumi Police Station.

After drinking the chicken soup stewed by Osamu Dazai without a drop, he felt that he was suddenly full of strength, not an illusion of admiration, but really more powerful than usual. He didn't feel tired at all, and he could continue to work without sleep, even coughing It also seems to be much better—as expected of Mr. Dazai's cooking, the taste, color and effect are all perfect.

So much so that pretending to be a strenuous acting skill at this time is really strenuous.

This is tantamount to a trial that he is still far from.

Akutagawa was about to say that he had picked up this package on the side of the road, and it was worth the money, so he came to hand it over to them, when he heard two criminals who were in transition talk about the person he was most concerned about.He asked the two criminals who stopped to receive him to leave him alone and continue talking, and then automatically translated it in his own language:

Mr. Dazai deliberately fell into a bomb crisis last night;

The person who delivered the bomb to Mr. Dazai really deserved his death;

Mr. Dazai needs a bomb;

Mr. Dazai gave Chiriko a congratulatory gift.

The first fact, why he deliberately got into a crisis, it is difficult for him to speculate Mr. Dazai's thinking and calculation.

The second fact is that there is nothing to say. It is a waste of time, so he can do it directly.

The third fact is that there are so many such things in Hong Kong and Hei. Kajii Keijiro likes bombs the most and is also the best at making bombs. Mr. Dazai can do as much as he wants.

The fourth fact is that for Chiriko who gave him chicken soup, he can take the opportunity to return the gift appropriately. This is a good opportunity to prove himself to Mr. Dazai.

For friends' birthdays, weddings and other important events, regarding gifts, Akutagawa believes that the only choice is the head of the enemy.

Of course, he has no friends.This is the first time Akutagawa has implemented his own gift idea.

Akutagawa thought about it.

Chiriko has no enemies.

If there are people who hold grudges against Chiriko, criminals, people who are invested...there are countless, but these are not enough to prove his never-ending progress.

Ah, that dark supernatural being who can pull people into novels came from a group.

He met the intelligence agent who belonged to the combination two years ago, and the other party told him that there may be places to entrust them in the future-the combination is offering a huge joint bounty on the black market.

Renhu's bounty, this gift is barely enough.