Yokohama Slag God will never overturn

"Senior Akutagawa is the best in the world!"

Under some dim lights, a group of Port Mafia members who had taken off their suit jackets and rolled up their sleeves were having fun and trembled at the sudden roar.

When they turned their heads and saw that it was Ichiyo Higuchi, they turned around calmly and continued to play their drinking order.

Let me tell you earlier, if it was Ichiyo Higuchi's fan of Akutagawa Ryunosuke, even if the other party pulled up a banner in front of the Mafia building in their port one day to blow 360 degrees of Akutagawa Ryunosuke, they would believe it.

And Xiao Wu quietly hid the wine bottle behind her back.The words "Erguotou" can be vaguely seen on the body of the transparent glass wine bottle.

Higuchi Ichiyo, who was bottled down, was completely declared dead.

"Senior Akutagawa, I... hiccup!"

In the middle of speaking, Higuchi Ichiyo hiccupped, his face flushed a little, he threw himself on Xiao Wu, put his arms around Xiao Wu's neck and began to mutter: "I will try my best to keep up with Akutagawa-senpai's footsteps!"

Young lady, you don't drink well.

Xiao Wu, who was not at all conscious about getting others drunk with spirits, put his arms around Ichiyo Higuchi's waist, echoing her words to comfort her.

"Yes, yes, I will follow."

"Yes!"

Higuchi Ichiyo suddenly raised his head and clenched his fist, and said loudly: "I also met someone like me! Mei Li must be like me, I will help her in the future, she is so weak, in case she is hurt by Nakahara Chuya-sama It won't be good when we get there, after all Nakahara Chuya-sama is not as gentle as Akutagawa-senpai..."

Jr. personally blew up the Holy Grail and stabbed Merlin Wu: Pfft——

The only conscience of Central Plains Port Mafia often helps the grandmother cross the road Zhongye:? ? ?

Ichiyo Higuchi, please tell me clearly, I am more fierce than that Akutagawa Ryunosuke? !are you serious? !

The few people who are still awake: ...!

Suddenly, I wanted to record these few words and put them on the forum for Mr. Akutagawa Ryunosuke.

Soft and weak Akutagawa Ryunosuke, cruel and rude Chuya Nakahara.Ah, the horror story of the year.

"Cat..."

With a dark face, Nakahara Chuya, who really couldn't stand it anymore, held down Xiao Wu who was about to pour wine into Higuchi Ichiyo and get her words out of her mouth, put his other hand on his forehead, and said what he had been holding back all along: " Just be yourself."

Wouldn't it be nice to be kind?

"I've always been kind."

Throwing Erguotou into the trash can to destroy the corpse, Xiao Wu smiled innocently: "I just intend to take Ye Jiang to wash my face and sober up."

Nakahara Chuya: ...I believe you are a ghost.

What did you just throw away?Do you dare to bring it over for me to see?

"Girls are going to the toilet, boys stop!"

Xiaowu put his arms around Ichiyo Higuchi, looked at Nakahara Nakayoshi with a serious look, and said righteously: "No matter how cute you are, you can't follow us to the women's room!"

Noticing the eyes cast by others, Nakahara Chuya's forehead bulged with veins: ... Grass.

Seeing that Zhongyuan Zhong was about to run away, Xiaowu hurried away, opened the door and ran away dragging Higuchi Ichiyo: "Let's go first, come back later~"

In the bathroom, Xiao Wu held him down with some difficulty, and then lifted the book out: "Quick, wash your face."

Book:……

Let a rag doll wash someone's face, what the hell are you insane?

"Fuck, are you finally going to abandon your conscience and just watch your cub like this?"

Xiaowu looked at the book in pain, and persuaded it earnestly: "I can advise you to be kind!"

Book:? ? ?

Nima, the thing I regret most in my life is not kicking your ass now!Who did it when people got drunk?

Shu, who was so angry that he exploded, gritted his teeth, and turned around with a very backbone.

"Is it the great will of the world that dare not touch the water?"

……

……

"Just wash it, bear cub, I tell you, I, the will of the world is omnipotent!"

Turning around abruptly, the book exploded, and the tail behind him frantically swung: "Isn't it just to help people sober up? I'll do it!"

"Okay cutie, yes cutie, then I'll leave it to you."

Changing his face in a second, Xiao Wu clasped his hands together and quietly walked towards the door, while speaking quickly: "I knew that Daddy, the will of the world, is omnipotent!"

The Shun Mao's book hummed twice, put his hands on his hips, but it was so awesome: "Of course I don't look at me... Wait, what the hell, you brat, stop labor and management! "

In the middle of the conversation, Shu realized that he had been fooled, and saw Xiao Wu smiling at it, and then closed the door with a "bang".

Book: ... Grass!

I will help her next time, and if I believe her nonsense again, I will change my name to Pig!

...Wait, didn't it say something like that last time?

The Will of the World·If you talk too much, it will be renamed as Stupid Pig·Book: ...Ahem, the last time is not counted, from this time on.

Xiao Wu, who successfully escaped and ran away, stood at the door, raised his head, his eyes glanced across the corner of the stairs not far away intentionally or unintentionally, and the smile on his lips deepened slightly: ah, there is a guest here.

His eyes darkened for a moment, Xiaowu clapped his hands, and instead of going back to Zhongyuan Zhongye, he turned around and walked in the opposite direction.

"Oh?"

With white hair and golden pupils, a small mask on the right face, and a scar on the left eye, the young man who was dressed like a clown and a magician blinked and made a suspicious nasal sound.

Gogol rubbed his chin, somewhat puzzled why people would walk in the opposite direction.

"It can't be that I exposed it?"

Leaving aside the fact that his supernatural powers ensured that he appeared quietly, it was the test subject. Didn't the data show that she was a war scum?

Civet style doubts jpg.

"Hi, are you looking for me?"

Just when Gogol was squatting on the ground and tilting his head slightly thinking about the reason, a strange voice suddenly came from above his head.

Xiao Wu looked at the person squatting on the ground in front of him, looking at each other, and had a subtle feeling that a big white lump grew out of the corner.And this scene feels a little familiar.

It seems that I have encountered it before?

Gogol: (`Д)! !Where did this stuff come from? !

Almost scared him off!

However, as a person who loves to bring joy and surprises to people, Gogol touched his heart and found that it was okay, and he can still hold on now.

"right."

Standing up, Gogol turned around and looked at Xiaowu, who was only half a head shorter than himself. His golden eyes were bent, and a big smile appeared on his face: "I originally wanted to give you a surprise, but who knew that I was found out?" .”

"Want to know the reason? It's very simple, take the stairs."

Gogol: Play one slowly?

After all, regardless of the other party's expression of distrust, Xiao Wu approached and exclaimed: "Your eyes are so beautiful. And the color of your hair, white hair and golden pupils, I like it the most."

"Really? It's my pleasure."

Gogol leaned back a little uncomfortable, and the long hair tail and the plush ball on it also shook slightly.

Finding that the rhythm of the conversation is not in his hands, this made Gogol a little unhappy, and his expression was a little gloomy.

"Would you like to play the game of asking me to answer with me?"

Trying to control the rhythm again, Gogol didn't give Xiaowu time to refuse, and immediately said: "I'll ask questions first! This lady who is a test subject ran to the suspicious clown recklessly. Is there any danger?"

Even though there was still a smile on his face, the aura around Gogol's body began to become dangerous, his eyes were also aggressive, and his tone was very light, as if whispering: "Maybe it will cut you in half?"

Holding Xiaowu's wrist with one hand, Gogol still had a bright smile on his face, but the corner of the cloak behind him swayed a few times.

Originally, I just came to Yokohama according to the request of my best friend to check the information of this experimental product that suddenly appeared.The original plan was to get the information and leave, but Gogol just looked at it a little more curiously, but he didn't expect to be caught right away like this.

Ah, what should I do?

Gogol thought casually: According to the original script, now is not the time for him to perform on stage.So, do you want to keep the other party a permanent secret?

"That's brutal. Are you a clown from a horror movie? Or from Arkham?"

Complaining a few words in a low voice, Xiao Wu leaned against the wall, looked at him and said: "And if you really do it, believe me, you will regret it. Not only will there be one less cutie in this world, but there will be more people in this world." Bear a share of the guilt."

sin?

The eye sockets shrunk slightly, and Gogol's smile did not diminish, but became even brighter: "I am a normal person, not the same as those clowns. Besides, are you trying to use morality and soul to restrain my behavior by saying this?"

Looking at the other party calmly, Xiao Wu held the other party's wrist with his backhand, and pushed Gogol against the wall with force.

"I don't mean that, and I'm not interested in this kind of behavior."

Gogol was a little caught off guard by the flip, but the smile on his face remained unchanged: "Your actions are not convincing enough."

Subdue him?Hmm, interesting thought.

Laughing twice, Xiao Wu suddenly grabbed his collar, forcing Gogol to bend down, and at the same time put his cold finger on the corner of Gogol's right eye and nodded: "This is what I want to do. "

"I really like your eyes."

After touching enough, Xiao Wu loosened his hand and stretched his waist: "If there is nothing else, I will leave."

"You just want to touch my eyes?"

When meeting this kind of person for the first time, Gogol was a little dazed: He threatened the other party, but the other party just... just let it go?

"Well, in fact, there are other ideas."

Looking at Gogol very honestly, Xiao Wu said: "Next time we meet, can you change some pigeons, flower petals, playing cards and so on for me? I haven't seen a magician perform these for me yet."

Whoever let her meet was a dishonest magician.With this name, he is actually a sword master.hehe.

Patting his cloak, Gogol emphasized again: "But I'm a clown."

Xiao Wu: ...Farewell, goodbye!

"Ah, I heard my patron's father calling me, goodbye!"

Xiao Wu turned and left with a cold expression on his face, without dragging his feet.

Magicians who can't perform magic tricks for her are scum!

At the same time, on the other side, seeing that Xiaowu hadn't come back, Zhongyuanzhong couldn't let it go, so he decided to go out and look for it.Then as soon as he opened the door, he was stopped by a service worker as soon as he reached the corridor.

"Sorry to bother you, are you Mr. Chuya Nakahara?"

Central Plains Chuya:? ? ?

"Yes, what's the matter?"

Hearing Nakahara Chuya's answer, the other party's smile suddenly brightened: "Hello, this time you spent a total of..."

Central Plains Chuya:? ! ! !

"Wait, why am I paying?!" Isn't it Xiao Wu?

waiter:? ? ?

"The person who first booked this floor reported your name. And he also provided ID card and other proofs."

After answering with a smile, looking at Nakahara Chuya's face, the waiter was silent for a moment, and asked hesitantly, "Are you planning to eat Bawang's meal?"

As he spoke, the waiter silently took out his mobile phone, and the screen displayed a call to the police.

Nakahara Chuya: ... Grass!

No wonder that brat wanted to borrow my ID card a few days ago!What the hell are you waiting for me!

The author has something to say:

Civet: Play one slowly?

I said I'm a clown!Not a magician!You are making things difficult for me, Gogol!

Higuchi Ichiyo: Who am I?where am I?What do I want to do... Oh, yes, I want to blow up Akutagawa-senpai!Senior Akutagawa is number one in the world!

Book: The Will of the World will never change its name!

Xiao Wu shook his head and sighed: Silly boy, the person I'm talking about who might be beaten to death is you.

Waiter: Want to eat Bawang meal?What about the police station?

Central Plains·Mafia·Not bad money·Chuya: Just wait for me, pussy :)

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Gogol's little book: Ah, I found an interesting guy.

Xiaowu's little book: Did I ever raise a white crane?A mischievous white crane with golden eyes.

#This chapter has a lot of slots, ahem, pat#