Yokohama Slag God will never overturn

*animalization warning*

*Child cub warning*

*skin broken leg warning*

*not related to text warning*

Early in the morning, when all the Basanas hadn't woken up, Karasuma, Hikakiri and the others who had been ordered to go out looked at Kemaru with serious expressions.

"Are you ready?"

Kagemaru, who was asked the question, also had a serious face, nodded as if he had received an order, and replied in a deep voice: "I'm ready, Anika."

Then, Hikari reached out and patted his shoulder.

"Okay, then the task of taking care of the children will be handed over to you."

That's right, with kids.

After Xiaowu put it on, there was no telling what went wrong, and finally standing in front of Higiri and Xiaokarasuma was a small dumpling with only three heads.

Looking at them timidly, the entire blade embodies two words - innocent, pitiful, and weak.

The group of fusangshen who were poked into the cuteness in their hearts performed a Sakura Blizzard on the spot, and then began to focus on raising their children.

But today, because of some accidents, they need to go out for a trip now, so they had to hand over Zai Zai to the second guardian to take care of them.

but……

The old father and elder brother looked at the knee ball in front of them, and always felt that the other party was not very good at taking care of children.

"After all, it's a crying pill."

Karasuma nodded in agreement, "He's still a child himself."

Knee pill:? ? !

Don't try to use this as an excuse to take away my custody!

"No, don't worry, Anika, I will definitely take good care of Xiaowu."

Tachi Fusang, with thin green hair, looked solemn: "Believe me, I must be a qualified parent, and I am not Izumi Mori Kanesada, I am already an adult."

Izumi Mamoru, Little Baby, and Kanesada passing by: ...?

Seeing Keemaru's rare and serious look, finally Honmaru's old father and elder brother turned around and handed over the guardianship of the family's cub for a day.

And in the corner, no one noticed that a little guy was looking here quietly on tiptoe.

"Let's go! Those adults are all gone!"

Xiaofu with a steamed bun face was ecstatic in his heart: So I finally don't have to pretend to be weak every day!

Who knows how aggrieved she feels when she wakes up and finds that she has shrunk. Every day she endures being lifted up by the sword to play childish games and rubbed her face... how can she be repaired, she is a mature and steady sword!

Moreover, after becoming a little ghost again, she was rejected even the request to keep small animals, the reason was "You are still a child yourself, be good, go home and do your homework first".

Thinking back to the messy books such as ancient poetry, cultural miscellaneous notes, geography, ghosts, etc. piled up on the table, Xiao Wu shivered.

Anyone who saw her wanted to give her a book, and in the end there was even a Buddhist scripture!

#Please be a blade#

#But fortunately, now there is no guardian at home, I can have fun#

Covering her mouth and snickering, Xiao Wu turned around and squatted down, then took out a book from her divine domain.

This book is actually the will of the world. I made a bet with Xiaowu a long time ago and lost it, and now it is like this, and now it is about to come in handy.

Picking up the pen, Xiao Wu opened the book, and wrote "I want to raise a small animal" seriously on it with one stroke at a time.

The next moment a golden light emerged——

Seeing that her wish was about to come true, Xiao Wu was lifted up by the neck from behind before she could be happy.

"The crane found a little friend."

It may be because of the overlap of attributes in a certain sense, Tsurumaru Kuninaga keenly realized that the little dumpling in front of him was not as well-behaved as he showed, and therefore kept squatting secretly.

Now, he was finally caught.

"Now let me imagine, how..."

Before Tsurumaru Kuninaga could finish his sentence, the next one suddenly lost his sight and fell to the ground unsteadily.

"Gah...?!"

He opened his mouth, but what came out was the cry of a certain village tyrant, and Tsurumaru Kunian was stunned.

Staring blankly at the big white goose in front of him, Xiao Wu said, "Oh hoo."

Is this what the will of the world means to help her realize her wish?

Touching her chin and looking at the sluggish big white goose in front of her, Xiao Wu smiled slowly: But it feels good, huh?

Tsurumaru Kuninaga, who came back to his senses, only felt a chill on his body, and then his body sank in the next moment, a blade fell on him, with his legs between his legs, and holding his neck with one hand, he pointed arrogantly not far away: "The white goose spreads its wings and rushes to the duck!"

Tsurumaru Kuninaga:? ? ? !

I am Crane!

crane!

Not a goose, not a goose!You are the goose!

Tsurumaru Kuninaga gritted his teeth, his anger maxed out: "Gah!"

Xiao Wu: ...Pfft.

Tsurumaru Kuninaga: "Quack! Quack! Quack!"

Xiaowu: Sorry, the user you called is not in the service area, and cross-species communication is not supported here.

Tsurumaru Kuninaga: ￥%...￥[email protected]#*!

Looking at the shattered mount, Xiaowu pondered for a moment, and then slowly took out the razor from his God's Domain with his little hand.

Raised the knife with his hand and dropped it, very crisply, and then, a few white goose feathers fell.

Tsurumaru Kuninaga, who felt a chill behind his buttocks:? ? ?

Ahhh!God damn little devil, come down for me!

get me down!

Tsurumaru was so angry that he couldn't care less, flapped his wings and started jumping up and down, and then on top of him, Xiao Wu hugged his neck with one hand and laughed: "Chong Duck!"

Hearing the movement, walking towards this side, and seeing this scene, Kewan:? ? !

It seems...some filter is broken...

Keimaru, who was sluggishly in place, couldn't recover in a daze, and in the next second, he saw his "cute, weak and well-behaved" little sister running out aggressively towards other places in Honmaru.

"wait wait wait!"

After regaining his composure, Kichimaru chased after him: "Xiao Wu, come down!!!"

"Goose dirty, don't just ride on it casually! We can go horseback riding!"

Tsurumaru Dirty Kuninaga: ...

Ah.

"Quack quack!"

The angry big white goose (or is it a crane?) turned his head and pecked at Kagemaru, and then twisted desperately.

Knee pill:!

"Ow—!"

No one told him why this thing has such a strong attack power? !

Xiaowu, who jumped down at the opportunity: slip away, let's go, let's see my other cuties!

Yingwan and Sankai Yuezong, who were sitting in the corridor drinking tea, turned their heads slightly, looked at Xiaowu who was walking towards them at the corner, and smiled slightly: "Hahaha, it seems to be very lively there?"

But what happened?

Looking at the two rare and somewhat curious elderly tea drinkers, Xiaowu coughed, then stretched out his little hand: "Actually, it's just..."

The next moment, Mikazuki Zongjin and Yingmaru disappeared in place, and only a brown fat chirp and a dark blue free-range chicken were squatting on the ground.

Oriole Feijiu Wan:? ? ?

Sanriyue · Rogue Chicken · Zong Jin:? ? ?

A big smile appeared on Xiaowu's face: "That's it!!!"

Holding one in each hand, Xiao Wu unceremoniously rubbed the hairs of the two tea-drinking old men into a mess: "Let you pinch my face!"

He pinched the fleshy flesh on Fat Jiu's stomach with his fingers and poked it.

"Hmph, give me homework!"

Pressing the free-range chicken's head, pointing.

"Hey shit, tea is extraordinary, Ha extraordinary!"

Mikazuki Munekin and Omaru understood that this was a line from the previous TV series: ...

The two little ones squatting on the ground with messy hair looked at each other, and then saw a few feathers that had been shaken off their bodies.

Demented Old Blade who can't get out: ... Heh.

Drinking tea pills, unable to calm down: ... Heh.

You wait, small, cute, love :)

Xiaowu, who had changed the battlefield again, was lying on the wall of the small Buddhist hall furtively, poking his head to look inside.

Inside the room, Suzumaru Koji and Jiang Xuezuowen were there, while the smiling Qingjiang, Ishikimaru, Zongsan Zuowen, Xiaoye Zuofuji and Xiaohumaru were talking about something.

Quietly lurking close, Xiao Wu gripped his claws, thinking he had mastered the ability to make animals smaller: "Look, I'll give you a surprise!"

Then, a cloud of smoke rose from the house.

The mist cleared, and what appeared in front of Xiaowu was... a corgi dog with black and white gradients, a light blue corgi dog with Buddhist beads wrapped around its body, a pink and tender lop-eared rabbit, a cyan chubby, The light green fat orange, the dark blue three-flowered cat with a confused face, and the snow-white little fox.

Xiao Wu:? ? !

Oops, oops, getting someone else involved!

Squatting in front of a group of small animals, Xiao Wu raised his hand and sincerely apologized to Zuo Wenwen's family and Shu Zhuwan who were involved innocently: "I'm sorry, I accidentally changed you too."

"It's okay."

There is a kind of cleansing aura around the gradient corgi.

Looking at him, Xiao Wu was silent.

Then silently stretched out its paws, landed on the buttocks of the two corgis and pinched——

"Ah, the corgi's butt feels really good."

The two Buddha knives who were petrified and cracked in place: ...? !

Other Fusangshen who witnessed all this: ? ? ?

Xiao Wu, who immediately retracted his claws after achieving his goal, turned his head to look at the smiling Qing Jiang, and smiled: "Before, it was the strange story you suggested for me, right?"

The smiling face Qing Jiang buried his head in his wings and pretended to be dead: Chirp, chirp, chirp!

Holding the back of the opponent's neck, Xiao Wu stuffed it under Fat Ju's body beside him: "Taste the pressure of life! Face Fat Ju!"

Ishikimaru: ...

The smiling face Qing Jiang who was out of breath and crazily struggling: Chirp Chirp Chirp!

The victims who watched Xiao Wu run away: Heh.

It's getting colder, it's time to educate the kids :)

So, on this day, chickens and dogs were flying around in this pill, there was a big golden retriever squatting silently in the warehouse, and a little fox with a mask staring at the fried tofu in a daze. Chicken scarlet bird.

In the field, there are also a dazed hun holding a melon, a coal gray rabbit jumping angrily, a water blue Ying short who kicks a big white goose in the face, and a pile of colorful fluffy chicken cubs behind her.

Standing there watching the chaotic scene, Kemaru stretched out his hands tremblingly and covered his face.

"Ah, Anijia ahhh!"

Come back soon!Xiaowu is in heaven!

Can't control it, we've all been lied to!

So, when Karasuma and Mustache came back, what they saw was Komaru who was surrounded by a bunch of animals and was in a mess with depression bubbles on his body.

"...Yes, yes, it's my fault. I will definitely be a qualified parent in the future..."

Lowering his head and apologizing to his colleagues, Kemaru wanted to cry but had no tears.

"Hmm... what's the matter?"

Hishikiri was curious, and so was Karasuma.

"Anija!"

As if seeing hope, Xiwan burst into tears: "Xiaowu! Xiaowu, she..." Shangfang Jiewa is about to turn the world upside down!

Before Kemaru finished speaking, the next moment, Hikiri and Karasuma had disappeared in front of him.

Instead, milky-white hamsters and black crows chirp.

"so cute!"

Xiao Wu hugged the little hamster, and put the melon seeds in his hand into the other's mouth: "Eat more!"

Mustache: ...

Karasuma: ...

Okay, you don't need to talk about the knee pill, we all understand.

Bear boy, you wait.

Nuclear good jpg.

But the reality is different from what they thought.

On the second day, Fu Sangshen, who had been tossed all day, finally recovered, walked towards Xiao Wu's room with a kind smile on his face.

Then they slammed the door open, and they saw the fat black crow bird ball lying on the quilt and struggling to turn over.

Xiao Wu who raised his head suddenly when he heard the movement: ...

Fu Sangshen with a subtle smile on his face: (*^▽^*)

The little crow looked at them pitifully, and asked in a low voice, "That...we are family members, right?"

Karasuma walked over and patted her on the head kindly: "Naturally."

Higakiri added with a smile: "Crows fly, experience it?"

Seeing Fu Sangshen who was slowly approaching the black air behind, Xiao Wu:? ! ! !

QWQ I was wrong, wait, I can explain!

Boo!

The author has something to say:

Cub: I was wrong, but I dare to do it next time

Honestly.jpg.

Katsumaru: I'm not a qualified parent

Autistic in situ jpg.

Other Blade: Cub, come here, let's discuss something

Nuclear good jpg.

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