Yokohama Slag God will never overturn

If it is unlucky enough to be regarded as Neptune by everyone around him, then what is even more unlucky than this is-being caught by his old friend :)

Lying silently on the ground, pretending to be dead, Xiao Wu listened to the voices of debate and the whispered conversations of the people around him. He stared at the sky, feeling that the sky had never been so blue and clear...

"Yo, long time no see."

The originally clear blue sky dotted with white clouds suddenly appeared a smiling human head covered with white hair.

After seeing the other person's face clearly, Xiao Wu's whole body froze suddenly, and then his gaze passed over the other person's eyes, nose and mouth inch by inch, with a dazed expression.

"I must be dreaming... I must not have woken up..."

Otherwise, why would she see that guy Merlin here?

Didn't that guy just get stabbed in the opposite direction by her, and he couldn't even get up when he was lying on the ground?Why!Why could she still see that face now? ! ! !Could it be that the bloodline of Nightmare is so against the sky, can it quickly get up alive and continue to harm others?

Perhaps it was because Xiao Wu was too shocked that his emotions were a little obvious. After seeing through what Xiao Wu was thinking, Merlin deliberately approached him, smiling happily, and even the tone of his voice revealed a sense of joy. .

"Yo, my old friend, you are right, it is me, Merlin~"

While speaking, Merlin saw the expression on Xiaowu's face gradually change from panic to trance, and the smile on his own face couldn't stop getting brighter and brighter.

"How about it, are you surprised to see me here? Are you surprised? But it doesn't matter, no one in this world would dislike..." Merlin!

Before Merlin finished speaking, he felt a pain on his face, and then flew backwards behind his body.

"Damn it! I actually went to hell in broad daylight!"

The stimulated Xiao Wu reflexively punched Merlin in the face, and got up from the ground without caring so much, and then said in a fluttering voice: "What kind of human suffering is this? Do I have anything to do with the Government of Time?" How many horoscopes do not match?"

"The whole fucking world is playing with me?"

Holding his head in his arms and thinking about it for a while, Xiao Wu didn't care how strange others were staring at him, and suddenly calmed down after saying these words.

"Hey, that one over there..."

Looking down at Honosuke, who was shivering and dared not make a sound, and brought him here, Xiao Wu thought for a while before thinking of the other party's name, and then said: "Didn't you say that you came here to work voluntarily?" ?”

"That is to say, whether I want to work here is actually up to me to decide, right?"

Hearing this, Honosuke, who had minimized his sense of existence, raised his paw tremblingly, and just wanted to nod and say, "That's right, the rules are indeed like this, and you, my lord, hold the decision-making power." After opening his mouth and saying less than a word, Foxnosuke suddenly felt a pain in the tip of his tail.

"Ow—!"

A scream rose suddenly, and Foxnosuke turned his head angrily, just about to bark his teeth and glare at the culprit who pulled his tail hair, but he met a smiling Genji Shigemon with milky white hair.

Want to "tell the truth"?otherwise……

As a thousand-year-old swordsman, the thoughtful Genji Shigebo guessed what Xiaowu was going to do next, so he decided to "help" her with a "kind heart", so there was this guy who just stretched out his hand to grab Fox's tail matter.

Now, the milk-white haired Taidao Fu Sangshen smiled softly and harmlessly, but the hand that seemed to rest on the waist body carelessly tapped his own knife/handle lightly.

Foxnosuke, who has been dealing with this group of white, black, blue, black, black, and black all year round, is sure that he is threatened by the other party.

Seeing **'s attitude of "If you don't cooperate, I will cut you off", Fox Nosuke touched his conscience, and thought about how he once followed the "Code of Good Employees in the New Century" and "Standards of Moral Models" before his predecessors. In the scene of swearing to the sky under the leadership of the leader, Foxnosuke turned his head, looked at Xiao Wu, and thought with a serious face, "I, Foxnosuke, was beaten to death here today, and I was skinned here by that white cut black. And definitely not..." Lie!

"Cough cough..."

Tsurumaru Kuninaga coughed suddenly, then flicked his sleeves slowly, and then seemingly inadvertently took out a fluffy ball from the wide sleeves.

"It's time to change the plush balls on Crane's clothes... what kind of fur is more suitable?"

Fox's help: ...

"Tsurumaruden is as careless as ever, did you just notice this now?"

Higakiri, who understood the other party's meaning in seconds, chuckled, and then glanced at Foxosuke's fluffy and fluffy tail, which was well-groomed: "Of course it's... the best Tail hair."

Foxnosuke shuddered, feeling a little pain in his tail.

"Anika is right!"

Although he still doesn't quite understand what is going on right now, but first of all, adhering to the principle of "everything Anika says is correct", Keimaru stood beside Higaki without hesitation and echoed.

Foxnosuke started to panic, looking at the big guy who half surrounded him with a kind face, he swallowed hard.

"Furball? Tsk, how childish."

Always remembering that Tsurumaru Kuninaga once wanted to cheat on her and said that she was a kid, Senbon Sakura sarcastically complained about "childishness" at the other party, and then said with a serious face: "Nobles have always favored Its fur is fox fur."

Foxnosuke... Foxnosuke started to cry.

Suddenly, Foxnosuke saw a certain blade shadow from the corner of his eye, his eyes lit up, and great hope rose again in his heart: ah ah ah!Almost forgot my little ancestor!

Karasuma-sama, such a respected blade, would never watch these villains threaten a poor fox!

Shaking his paws, Foxosuke looked hopefully at Karasuma, a certain light flickered in his eyes, and the tail behind him wagged and wagged: Father!look at me, look at me!Call the shots for me!

Then, under Foxosuke's expectant gaze, it saw Karasuma showing a kind smile to it.

"Oh, this is my father's negligence."

At this point, Karasuma paused, and continued slowly under Foxanosuke's increasingly ecstatic gaze: "I didn't even notice that Tsuru's clothes should be changed..."

"As a qualified father, well, this matter will help the father."

After all, Karasuma nodded seriously.

Honosuke who was completely petrified in place: ...? ! ! !

This is different from what you said, huh? !

What happened to you, little ancestor?Why did you join forces with them to threaten a weak and helpless fox? !

Trembling paws touched the ground faintly, Foxosuke stood in the cold wind and wept, sobbing and looking at the group of Fusangshen who smiled gently at him.

"Huh? Foxnosuke, why don't you answer the question?"

Seeing the sincere expressions on the faces of the group of fusangshen, and listening to the sincere and caring words of the group of fusangshen, Fox...Honosuke turned around to look at Xiao Wu, and choked up.

"Xiao Wudian, the truth is..."

Closing his eyes and kicking his legs, he gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, Foxosuke said: "The fact is that you can't go back on your word! Once you get on the pirate ship, you won't be able to escape!"

Sorry, my conscience!I'm sorry, I'm dirty, and I'm no longer the innocent, kind, pure and clean Honosuke!

Foxnosuke, who turned around and hugged his tail and wept, shut himself in place, recalling his lost youth there. At this moment, it finally grew up.

Xiao Wu, who saw all the scene just now, took a deep breath, then looked at the smiling one, two, three, four objects who seemed to be scumbags, and said with a blank expression: "Do you think I am stupid or am I stupid? I look Does it really seem like such a good donkey?"

A group of fusangshen coughed, some unnaturally turned their heads to look at the scenery, looked down at the ground, looked at the ground, and played with their clothes.

Of course, it is not ruled out that there are particularly thick-skinned people.

"How? You are the smartest."

A smiling old knife said so.

Xiao Wu: Hehe :)

"Ah, how miserable."

A certain flower magician with extremely tenacious vitality ran over again, and there was no trace of being beaten on his face.

Xiao Wu glanced sideways at Merlin, and rarely had the thought of trying to argue with him, so he just sighed, and then said, "Forget it, let you play as you please."

While talking, Xiao Wu suddenly rushed towards Merlin, then jumped up and stepped on Merlin's shoulder to use his strength to jump towards the distant roof: "Anyway, I won't play with you anymore! What are you doing?" , go play with mud yourself!"

Can't I stop serving you?Whoever likes to be the godbreaker, go, I'm not!

The world is so big, why hang yourself in this weird Shura field?Wouldn't it be good to expand the fish pond and raise a few more fish at that time?

Watching the group of Fusangshen who suddenly disappeared:? ? !

Are you still here?Are you addicted to running?

After knowing it, I realized that I was once again exploded in place by Qianben Sakura, who had put pigeons on me: "Ahhh, Xiaowu, stop me! You dare to let me pigeons? How dare you run now?! You No heart, no conscience!"

Xiao Wu: Heh, naive, if I had my heart, do you think you would stand here today and accuse me of Neptune?

Although I don't know what happened, Xiaowu has completely resigned to her fate now—the Neptune is the Neptune. If you think about it, at least looking at those Neptune's opponents shows that she has a high level of aesthetics!

Thinking of this, Xiao Wu, who was running fast, saw the teleportation array in front of her eyes, and when she could touch it with her hand, Xiao Wu suddenly felt a blackness in front of her eyes and a tight waist, and she was pulled into her arms.

"Yo? This is really a big gain."

Wearing a weird military uniform, a man with a white hedgehog head and a small braid behind his head, and a forehead guard with a strange pattern on his forehead looked down at Xiao Wu and smiled: "Well, I just received a report that there is someone in Wanwu Disturbing public order, and now ordered to arrest you."

The man who held Xiao Wu back with a smile finished speaking, and continued to the dull Xiao Wu: "Ah, I forgot, let me introduce myself, my name is Mosaku Hatake."

Saying that, Hatake Mosaku looked at Xiaowu with a strange smile on his face: "Please give me some advice?"

Xiaowu: ... Grass.

Who disturbed public order? !You want to arrest people to arrest those Fusangshen, why arrest me? !

"Father……"

Just when Xiao Wu was angry, another young man with a hedgehog head but wearing a mask appeared out of nowhere: "Wait, this is...?"

Hatake Kakashi looked at the unusually familiar blade shadow in front of him, and said hesitantly: "Father, are you exchanging feelings with your sister?"

Xiaowu who was trying to struggle:? ? !

elder sister? !

Qianben Sakura who chased after her:? !

Why do I have another father? !How many fathers do you have, Xiaowu? !

Karasuma: ...I feel that my status is threatened.

Higakiri: Isn't that guy's hand placed in the wrong place?

Knee Maru: Anika, quickly put the knife back!That's someone from the city management (cross out) special forces!

Tsurumaru Kuninaga: Should I also recognize a father-in-law?

Merlin: Eating melons is really enjoyable~

The author has something to say:

Wu Zai: Confused, who am I?where am I?

Hatake Kakashi: This is really a familiar scene.

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