Yokohama Slag God will never overturn

If it is said that Xiaowu can comfort himself when he is brought down for the first time and find reasons for Mustache, saying that the other party may not be used to such intimate contact with the opposite sex for the first time, then when Xiaowu is taken down by Mustache After the second and third times I got down on the ground...

Stretching out his hand to wipe his face, Xiao Wu looked calm but got up from the ground with numb eyes, turned around, looked at a man with milky white hair who looked at him apologetically, and remained silent. After a while, he asked, "Tell me, why didn't you keep up this time?"

Hikakiri looked at the gray-faced Xiaowu in front of him, exuding an indescribably depressed aura from all over his body, and it was the first time that Basao realized what embarrassment was.

"This time I followed your footsteps attentively."

As a veteran sword in Heianjing, who has experienced ups and downs, and has seen all kinds of storms and waves, Higakiri clenched his fists and lowered his voice like a primary school student, bowing his head and admitting his mistake.

Looking at Hikakiri's appearance, Xiao Wu, who felt like he had become some kind of big devil: ...haha.

Looking at the posture of this person standing in front of him, Xiao Wu sneered: I believe you, you bastard, you have been so virtuous since just now.

It is simply the standard "admitting mistakes with the mouth is very positive, but the body is extremely honest".

Commonly known as - actively admit mistakes, never repent; next time, continue to deceive people.

"Is that so..."

With a fake smile on her face, Xiao Wu stretched out her hand to hold Mustache's arm, not only that, she also deliberately softened her tone and said: "No rush, we are not in a hurry, come on, I will teach you slowly next. How should you play."

In fact, he was really too excited and often lost his mind, and fell into his own memories. Feeling guilty and guilty about the current scene, Higiri nodded seriously, and made a fist in his heart to warn himself to be serious.

After all... If he continues to be indifferent, he will be praised by his own sister, right?

Xiao Wu's progress here is not smooth at all, but the mood of a group of people in the audience seats is completely different from Xiao Wu's. Among them are Dazai Osamu and Dostoyevsky as representatives of the happy-go-laugh group, There is also the Central Plains Chuya faction who is worried about the explosion of people's mentality, and the Mori Ogai faction who intends to write this down and sell it at a high price to make money to subsidize the family.

However, besides Xiaowu, there were other groups on the field, and accidents were not uncommon.

In other words, no one expected that the team formed by those people would get along so unfriendly.

Among them, Akutagawa Ryunosuke and Nakajima Atsushi stayed a few steps away from the starting line like Xiaowu and Higiri.

"Human tiger! What are you doing?"

Seeing Atsushi Nakajima staggering and almost lying on the ground, Akutagawa Ryunosuke, who was almost brought down by the other party for the fifth time, couldn't bear it and roared in a low voice: "So far, we are only one step faster than Meili!" ! This is all your fault!"

Little Wu, who was behind, twitched his ears, turned his head and exploded furiously: "Who do you say is slow? Also, what do you mean by 'only one step faster than' me?"

Akutagawa Ryunosuke, who had been pitted countless times by Xiaowu, snorted coldly, tilted his head slightly, and looked calm: "Isn't this the truth? The tail of the crane."

Xiao Wu: ...

Grass!

"Where do you think you are doing well? Lop-eared rabbit, you are too embarrassed to throw the blame on the big cat. Obviously you have short legs and you still want to run, and the big cat you brought along crutches!"

Nakajima, who was aggrieved and shrunk to the side, revealed a tearful cat's head: that's right, that's right.

However, seeing Akutagawa Ryunosuke's blackened and violent appearance, he didn't dare to say anything, let alone say anything, he was so wronged.

"Huh? What did you say?"

When Xiao Wu bluntly pointed his nose and said that he dragged Nakajima Atsushi, who was appreciated by Dazai Osamu and was favored by Dazai Osamu, Ryunosuke Akutagawa felt that he couldn't bear it, and exploded on the spot.

"Before you say that others have short legs, you should look down at yourself first."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke's expression revealed sarcasm and disdain, and his tone was particularly aggressive: "First look at the height difference between you and your brother, and then look at how many times you fell before teaching others."

Xiao Wu:? ? ?

Lop-eared rabbit, are you trying to make trouble?Let me tell you, with my bad temper, I'm going to fight you today!

"Lop rabbit, that's really unfortunate."

Xiao Wu pretended to smile, and then said to Akutagawa Ryunosuke: "We are both the same height? Also, this is not my brother! This is my concubine, do you have an opinion? I would be happy to find someone taller than me! "

Akutagawa Ryunosuke: Grass.

Hikekiri: ...Watch your words!

Seeing that Ryunosuke Akutagawa's face turned dark, Xiaowu stopped before he could get better, and continued to output with amazing fighting power: "Besides, do you have big cat furry? The ability scares people to death, not to mention the little rabbit, it's me I will also choose the big cat!"

Atsushi Nakajima who was suddenly cue:? ? ?

Sensing the sudden surge of murderous aura and low pressure on Ryunosuke Akutagawa's body beside him, Atsushi Nakajima shivered weakly: "Mei Li, keep your word!"

If you piss someone off, Zhongyuan Zhongya will protect you, but who do I ask to protect me?

"Merry!!!"

If it hadn't been for the last sliver of reason to tell Akutagawa Ryunosuke that he could not use the ability, otherwise he would be kicked out of the game and disappoint Mr. Dazai, Akutagawa Ryunosuke would definitely make a move now.

However, now Ryunosuke Akutagawa is almost on the verge of going berserk.

"Go to hell, Sinet!"

Throwing away Atsushi Nakajima who was trying to dissuade him, Ryunosuke Akutagawa strode forward, and then kicked hard.

Then, while everyone was watching, the foot tied together by Nakajima Atsushi and Akutagawa Ryunosuke was forced to lift up, and then there was a clear sound of cloth being torn.

Xiaowu was silent, looking at the ripped pants of a certain big cat, hesitant to say something.

Mustache, who was originally watching the show, reacted immediately, and stretched out his hand to cover Xiaowu's eyes precisely and quickly: "Children, don't watch these dirty things."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke who came back to his senses: ...

Atsushi Nakajima at a loss:? ? ?

Sensing a hint of coolness, Nakajima Atsushi:! ! !

"Ahhhh!"

A howl shot straight into the sky, startling countless flying birds, and also turning the people sitting in the audience seats into petrification on the spot.

"Hmm... so what, the quality of the trousers of your Armed Detective Agency is not very good."

In the end, Xiaowu's comments floated in the air, dissipating in Atsushi Nakajima's blushing growl of embarrassment and indignation: "Why is it that I am the unlucky one in the war between you guys?!"

In the audience seats, Tuo Si's voice was a little fluttering: "Is this... the new generation of double black?"

Brandon Jesso looked at the cotton candy in his hand, and found that the color was the same as the underwear of a certain big cat, so he silently put down his favorite, with a trace of admiration in his voice: "The equipment is so crudely made. , but still able to draw with the port mafia, the strength of the Armed Detective Agency is really..."

After a pause, Bailan Jesso turned his head to look at Fukuzawa Yukichi who had a dark face, and continued: "The strength of your company's personnel is really unfathomable."

Osamu Dazai, who got a slap from his own boss, stretched out his hand to cover his face silently, and slid down: "Ahaha, you really deserve to be Mr. Mori's subordinates, and you have the demeanor of Mr. Mori back then."

Sensing the strange gazes cast towards him by others, Mori Ogai smiled slightly: "I dare not take it, Akutagawa was taught by you, Dazai."

The implication is that this has nothing to do with Lao Tzu, it is Dazai Osamu who taught you well.

Osamu Dazai: ...

Harming others will eventually harm oneself, next time I will definitely think more carefully.

Tsunayoshi Sawada, who was happy to eat melons: "Hahaha, everyone's performance is very good."

Bailan Jesso, who put the marshmallows far away, refused to let go of Tsunayoshi Sawada, and said to him, "Do you think this scene is very familiar, Sawada-kun?"

Like running naked in shorts or something?

Sawada Tsunayoshi who shut up for a second: ...

Bailan, if you don't speak, no one will treat you as dumb :)

Behind his back, Li Baoen pressed his little black top hat, and nodded with satisfaction: Yes, this time it is finally not the natural disasters in his family that are embarrassing.

Thinking of this, Sawada Tsunayoshi and Li Baoen sighed together——as expected, happiness comes from comparison.

At this moment, another roar came from the venue.

"Bell, do you believe I chopped you up?"

Scovalo, who was tied to Bell, was furious, and looked at Bell who was holding a knife next to him and was about to stab Mirufiore's man and growled: "Let me focus on the game first!"

Bell, who was ridiculed by someone he knew well, and accurately hit the minefield by the other party's "fake prince", put his captain's words behind him: "Hehe, you are the fake. Prince to die!"

And at this moment, Hayato, who passed by and was innocently involved, looked at the knife stuck in the tree trunk next to him: ...

Bell that guy definitely did it on purpose, right?Absolutely?

But hold back!Prison temple hold back!Don't forget Judaime-sama's instructions!

"For Judaime...!"

Taking a deep breath, Hayato Gokuji told himself to focus on the overall situation and rush to the finish line first.

Then, someone Varian or Mirufiore said, "Give up, only the useless Judaime of Pengo Lie still wants to win the championship" and directly caused Hayato to explode on the spot.

Takeshi Yamamoto, who was dragged forward together, scratched the back of his head: "Hahaha, it looks like Gokuji is having a good time."

Saying that, Yamamoto took out his own sword: "Then let me join in too, hahaha."

Therefore, it is a joy to hear and see that the air in this area is full of joy, and every trace of agitated dust is wrapped in the concept of freedom and enthusiasm for peace and friendship.

"Sinesine!!!"

"You are all dead, the prince is naturally the champion!"

"No one can insult Judaime!!!"

Looking at the endless explosions below, billowing smoke and dust, as if a typhoon had passed through the tragic battle situation, Tsunayoshi Sawada and Bailan Jesso in the audience seats were expressionless: natural disasters, one after another after returning home, you all wait for me with.

Mori Ogai, who was seen at the joke, smiled: "Ah, you did really well."

Fukuzawa Yukichi nodded in agreement.

Tosi smiled and watched the play.

Noticing the explosion not far away, Xiaowu tugged at the hem of Mustache's clothes: "Let's go, the enemy is now fighting among themselves, we still have a chance."

Seeing that Xiaowu was also about to charge, Akutagawa Ryunosuke gritted his teeth: "Renhu, let's go! If you dare to lose to Meili, you can sink into the sea."

Atsushi Nakajima in a strange posture shook his head frantically: "I refuse!"

With this tragic situation that could be gone at any time, you still want me to go?Impossible, no way, don't think about it, go eat peaches!

"Human tiger! You go!"

Staggering forward with difficulty, Akutagawa Ryunosuke's face was full of hatred: "If you still have a little bit of backbone, stand up for me and take a big stride!"

Atsushi Nakajima, who was lying on the ground hugging the tree trunk, paused when he heard the words, then turned his head and roared in tears, "Nonsense, it's not that your pants are ripped, of course you don't have any scruples!"

"And you still have a coat to cover it up, but what about me?"

Akutagawa Ryunosuke was expressionless: "Let's go!"

Atsushi Nakajima hugged the tree trunk in tears, shook his head and refused: "I don't! No one wants to separate me from the tree trunk today!"

"Are you going?"

Atsushi Nakajima sobbed: "Don't go."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke: Okay, you forced me to do this.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke, who was tied up by the belt around Atsushi Nakajima's neck, walked slowly step by step, dragging Atsushi Nakajima abruptly: "Mr. Dazai's expectation...the champion must be ours!"

Atsushi Nakajima, who was scratching the ground, looked desperate: I said Mr. Dazai just said it casually!are you crazy!

Let me go back, I want to go back to the detective agency!President help me QWQ

"Tsk, how stupid."

Xiao Wu snorted coldly, then looked at Mustache: "Are you ready? I'll count to one, two, three, and then I'll take my left foot and you take your right foot. The steps must be big."

Hearing this, Tokiri nodded seriously: "No problem."

"Okay, get ready!"

Xiao Wu put his arms around Mustache's waist and lowered his body slightly: "One, two, three... go!"

The golden pupils of the two blades narrowed at the same time, and a cold light flashed across their eyes, and then the two blades tensed their muscles at the same time and exerted strength together!

Step out quickly, one step after another, and rushed out ten meters in the blink of an eye.

It's now!

Xiaowu gritted his teeth, the veins on his forehead popped out, the hand holding the clothes around Mustache's waist suddenly tightened, and at the same time, one foot suddenly stood firm, and the foot tied with Mustache was pulled back suddenly——

"You mustache, you dare to play me on horseback, now you can also eat dirt for grandpa!"

There was a roar, and the body of the mustache who had no time to bear the force suddenly leaned forward, and at the same time there was a crisp sound of bones, and then accompanied by a "bang", a certain Genji heavy treasure directly hit the ground on the cheek first, splashing countless dust.

"Oh, play me?"

Xiao Wu lowered his head, and smiled ferociously: "Fuck you too, go eat dirt for Grandpa!"

Are you happy to fall on me?

Are you happy now?

Hikekiri lay on the ground and flashed his waist: ...MMP

Hold back, mustache cut, hold back, this blade cannot be hit.

Demeanor, mustache cut, demeanor, pay attention to the demeanor and image of Genji Shigeho.

Taking a deep breath, he forced a smile on his lips: This is a fucking debt, I will bear it!

The author has something to say:

Nakajima Atsushi: Tears cat head jpg.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke: Give labor and management a run for their money! ! !

Atsushi Nakajima: It’s okay for you to ride a horse, of course you can rush!

Mr. Mori: The quality of your clothes is really good~

President Fukuzawa: ...

Wu Zai: Let you play me, eat dirt!

You may not have a champion today, but you must get down!

Mustache: I will bear it! ! !

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Going to the campus tomorrow, there may be more things, the updates are not very regular these days