Yokohama Slag God will never overturn

What does the $[-] billion bill mean?

Xiao Wu looked at the pitiful number of words on his bank card, and then thought about his salary, and then, the whole blade completely withered like a weather-beaten flower.

"This means that, if calculated according to the normal salary, I will not be able to make it even if I work in the port mafia for another 300 years!!!"

Lying on his desk and looking at the bill that looked like a reminder, Xiaowu choked up and looked up at Mizuhara Chuahei standing in front of him, gritted his teeth and said, "I bet there must be Sen Ogai's share, he definitely threw the blame on my head!"

"Ahaha, is that so?"

Scratching the back of his head, Mizuhara Kawahira stared at the astronomical figures on the bill and swallowed: Even if it was him, he wouldn't be able to make so much money if he worked to death.

"However, I believe that Suwon Kawahira-kun will definitely help me, right?"

Xiaowu's sad voice sounded from behind Suwon Chuahira.

I don't know when he got up and stood behind the opponent with lightning speed, perfectly blocking the best retreat route of Suwon Kawahira, Xiao Wu stretched out his hand and patted the opponent's shoulder, smiling very kindly Friendly: "After all, I was tricked because I went to save Mizuhara Kawahira-kun."

"So... I think, you shouldn't be so ruthless and plan to watch me go into debt alone?"

As he said that, Xiao Wu squeezed the opponent's shoulder more tightly, making Mizuhara Chuahei almost couldn't help crying out.

"Well, Meili, I'm actually very poor too."

Out of the corner of his eye, he caught sight of the stinging eye several times, and Mizuhara Chuanping held his chest with a sad expression on his face: "I am middle-aged, and it happens to be a special time when the old and the young have to worry about the industry at any time. I really can't help you either."

Just kidding, 80 billion, whoever encounters it will be desperate.

Xiaowu: ...QWQ

"This... so...then go ahead."

Life seems to have lost all hope, Xiaowu completely faded all the colors and became a gray and white portrait, lying on the table and opening his mouth to spit out his little soul.

"Cat, what are you?"

Zhong Yuanzhong, who came out of his office, also looked curiously at Xiao Wu who was rarely depressed, walked over and patted Xiao Wu on the shoulder, and was about to ask the reason when he saw Xiao Wu turn over weakly.

"I'm dead, and I have to burn papers. If I really want to chat, it's one hundred dollars per minute, and ten dollars per minute of holding hands. The price is reasonable."

Central Plains Chuya:? ? ?

"Zhongye..."

Xiaowu turned his head to look at Zhongya Zhongyuan, sobbing as if he was about to cry: "I was scapegoated by a group of shameless guys, and I am in debt."

"what?"

Unexpectedly, this was the reason for Chuya Chuya, who wanted to laugh a little: "Just this little thing? How much is owed, tell me, I'll help..." You pay it back.

Before he finished speaking, Zhong Yuanzhong also felt that the corner of his clothes was being pulled, and he lowered his head to find that it was Xiaowu.

Stretching out his paws to pinch the corner of Zhongye Zhongye's clothes, Xiao Wu's eyes dodged, and he whispered, "80 billion US dollars."

Nakahara Chuya: ...? ? ?

80 billion what? 80 billion dollars? !

"Which bastard kid tricked you?"

Zhong Yuan, who was blown up together in an instant, was also irritable: "Do you still remember the name? I'll help you find them directly."

"That, I can't find it."

Xiao Wu stretched out his hand to cover his face: "At present, it seems that I must take the blame for this."

But with so much money, even if her body is more valuable, it's not enough to pawn it off, right?What's more, her body was lost 800 years earlier.

Or, she asked "Book" to see if she could rob others?

Sensing that Xiao Wu had some kind of dangerous thought, "Book" directly dispelled Xiao Wu's thought: "Don't think about it, it's impossible, I don't know how to plant fantasy like Sword in the Stone or Holy Grail Fufu." I agree with you to snatch it up for auction. Merlin and King Arthur will not agree either!"

Go back to the time of Great Britain to grab the sword in the stone from King Arthur, you are really talented, bear boy!

"Hey, I'm so miserable, do I have to sell myself to pay off my debts in the future?"

With a sob, Xiao Wu burst into tears: "I'm just an innocent passerby, why did you do this to me?"

Why can't Merlin's staff be snatched?Anyway, isn't that the sword he's used to?What kind of staff does the half-baked mage and crowned sword master use? Can't you use it to save her?

"Actually it's not impossible."

"Shu" looked at Xiao Wu who was pretending to cry, knowing that the other party was faking, but still couldn't help but feel a little soft-hearted: "Don't forget there is another Balian, you can..." Go back to Balian to earn extra money.

"Yes, there is this organization."

Xiao Wu suddenly raised her head, and an idea popped up in her mind: "I know how I should pay off the debt, let's take a step first!"

Regardless of Nakahara Nakaya's suspicious gaze behind him, Xiao Wu rushed towards Mori Ogai's office: "Dear leader, the most wise and powerful boss in the world, I thought of a way to make money!"

Pushing open the door, Xiao Wu poked his head in with a smile: "Boss, shall we make money together?"

Putting down the document in his hand, Mori Ogai raised his head and signaled Xiao Wu to continue.

"Ahem, boss, look at our Yokohama, which is beautiful and safe/stable, and has countless handsome men and beauties. Don't you consider making full use of such a good innate condition?"

Xiao Wu looked at Mori Ogai and hinted frantically: "We can use this to cheat money... Ahem, no, I mean we can use this advantage to engage in a competition, invite all organizations to play together, There is a bonus for betting, and then we sit on the bank and get paid."

Mori Ogai: ...

"We are from the other world. As a mafia, you still want to hold a sports meeting?"

Looking at the subordinates in front of him, Mori was expressionless: "Why don't you say let the people in our organization debut and become idols?"

"Actually, I have thought about it, but I gave up because I was worried about being chased and killed."

Xiaowu said quickly without blinking his eyes: "And isn't there some kind of illusionist in the other world? It's okay to borrow Pengelie's illusionist, or ask Balian's Mamun for help. That's guaranteed."

Thinking back on the invitation he had received, Mori Ogai looked at Xiao Wu in front of him and remained silent.

"The proposal is very good, I can only say that you are very lucky."

A smile appeared on Mori Ogai's face: "Italian leaders Mirufiore, Rat of the Dead House, Combination and Vongola just suggested to me that a big drill will be held in Yokohama. .”

"Well, with joint funding from all parties, the bonus that No.1 can get is exactly 80 billion US dollars."

After all, the smile on Mori Ogai's face deepened: "Merry-chan, you are so lucky."

Xiao Wu:? !

"Fuck, is this true?!"

Dazedly feeling like being hit on the head by a pie, Xiaowu blinked, confirmed the accuracy of the news repeatedly and inquired about the rules of the game, then rushed out of the door and rushed towards Zhongye's office.

"Zhongye, Zhongye!!! Let's form a team to participate in the competition together, please take me away, daddy take me!"

Teams of two are looking for a partner to participate in the competition, and the team with the most points at the end wins.

Thinking of this news, Xiaowu felt her heart beat faster: Zhongye's father was on her side, who else could beat him? !Who else? !

"Ahhhhhh, daddy Chuya, you must look at me!"

I was working in the office, and Zhong Yuanzhong, who was suddenly hugged by Xiao Wu's neck and acted like a baby, was also confused: What are you doing, kitty?

Didn't people just look like they were unlovable?recovered so quickly?

Quietly put away his half-written money-making plan, Zhong Yuanzhong also raised his head with some difficulty, stretched out a hand and grabbed the back of Xiao Wu's neck, trying to tear him away from him: "Calm down, cat, tell me what you said." I'll make it clear."

"Hey, Chuya, I'm the Emperor of Europe today."

Scratching his hair, Xiaowu smiled brightly: "There will be an event soon, and the No. 1 prize is just 80 billion US dollars. The entry condition is two people, so I hope..."

Dad take me!

Nakahara Chuya, who clearly read these words from Xiaowu's eyes, sighed while holding his forehead: "Okay, I got it, just this once."

My own kitty, just move around a little bit.

after all……

Glancing at Xiaowu who was so happy with himself, Zhongyuan Zhong also sighed in his heart: It's better than the listless look just now.

After confirming his teammates, Xiao Wu immediately brought a registration form, filled in the names of himself and Nakahara Chuya, and handed it to Mori Ogai.

At the same time, the heads of other organizations who had confirmed the participants looked at the list in their hands with deep eyes.

Yokohama's "book", the experimental Merlin who suddenly appeared.

The big net weaved specially this time should be rewarding.

Because various organizations participated together, the preparation process for this event was very fast, and it could officially start in less than a month.

And until this day, Xiao Wu, who originally thought it was just a few Li World Organizations playing together, discovered that the organizational components involved... seemed a bit complicated.

The original Vengley, Combination, Mirufiore, Rat of the House of Death and Port Mafia will naturally participate, but in addition to this, there are more armed detective agencies and hounds.

Looking at Osamu Dazai who was waving at him from a long distance away, Xiaowu remained silent.

"Why do you guys also come to participate?"

Looking at the guy whose abilities and attributes coincided with his own, Xiaowu couldn't help laughing: "Hey, hey, this is very dangerous, it may kill you!" So you can go back wherever you came from, Don't steal from me!

"Is Mei Li-chan really worried about me?"

Osamu Dazai, pretending not to understand the meaning behind the other's dialect, took Xiao Wu's hand, and looked at her affectionately: "I am so touched, don't worry, I will definitely hold your hand tightly, even if Even if we die together, we will not let go, so if we die together, it will be a very good ending."

Xiao Wu: ...Thank you, that's not what I meant.

"Really? Hahaha, that's really... Thank you for your concern."

With a smile on his face, he stretched out his hand to pinch the opponent's face, and Xiaowu lowered his voice in a sad voice: "Dazai, if you dare to take the first place with me, you just wait for me to play in the game!"

"I'll play you to death for three days and three nights all night, and all the servers on social software are linked to you as a deceitful playboy!"

Osamu Dazai:? ? ?

"Is it so ruthless? Is there no room for turning around?"

Osamu Dazai had an expression of "You are so ruthless": "With our relationship, you still want to arrest me?"

Xiao Wu smiled: "Don't talk about feelings with me, it hurts money."

Osamu Dazai: ...

"Okay, then I will try my best to get that bonus."

Ignoring Xiaowu's angry expression, Osamu Dazai turned around and ran away: "So Meili-chan, come on? I look forward to your part-time job to pay off the debt!"

Xiaowu: Dazai ruled me beep——

Noticing Xiaowu's movements over there, Gogol, who had obtained the other party's information, secretly took advantage of this moment to move over.

"Yo, see you again."

The clown with white hair and golden pupils looked at Xiao Wu with a bright smile: "What you did last time really surprised me."

Dostoevsky was spit out directly.

At that time, Gogol had nothing to do to find Dostoyevsky, and he just bumped into the miserable look of the other party. Gogol couldn't help pointing at the other party and laughing.

And, in the next few days, Gogol found a new pleasure - taking Dostoyevsky to the amusement park.

I can play whatever is exciting, and I like to drag the other party into the thief's boat before the friend refuses aloud.And the look on the other side's face that wanted to kill him but couldn't do it, Gogol couldn't help laughing every time he thought about it.

"Those days were really a source of joy for me."

The memories ended here, and Gogol, who secretly took a lot of photos, didn't care about his friends chasing after him, but thanked Xiaowu very sincerely: "Thank you very much."

Life is so boring, thank you for bringing me joy.

Xiao Wu, who knew the other party's ability, flashed a dark light in his eyes, then reached out to shake hands with Gogol, and said with a bright smile: "Where is there, there will be more interesting things in the future."

"Is that so? That really makes me look forward to it."

Sensing a murderous aura coming from behind, Gogol decisively decided to run away first: "Then, look forward to the next fight, goodbye!"

"Goodbye, all the way!"

Xiaowu, who quietly pulled something off the opponent, waved at Gogol, and then walked towards Zhongyuan Zhongya: "Zhongye, let's go, the competition begins!"

It is said that the opponent's ability is very cheating?

The smile on Xiaowu's lips became brighter and brighter: I'm really sorry, for the [-] billion dollars, I, Xiaowu, have completely ceased to be human!

Whoever you are, as long as you hinder me from making money, kick them all out!

So, when the first game started, each team was required to send a member to go through the foggy forest to avoid all the traps and reach the finish line, everyone saw that Xiaowu took off directly on the spot and rushed towards the finish line .

Everyone: ? ? ?

"I remember that her ability doesn't seem to be this?"

The members of the House of Death teamed up with Gogol frowned, but then said to Gogol, "Forget it and leave him alone, you can use your abilities to send me out of this trap first."

How many steps can take the lead.

Gogol was silent.

teammate:? ? ?

"That, sorry."

Gogol gritted his teeth: "My ability can't be activated."

teammate:? ? ?

"That Mei Li, she didn't fly straight at all!"

Someone in the audience pointed at Xiaowu: "Look at her body, there is a thread wrapped around her body! The other end of the thread is on Zhongya Zhongya's body!"

So, in fact, Zhongyuan Zhong also used his supernatural power to take her away!

"But where did she get such a long line?"

Someone is suspicious.

Soon, everyone got the answer.

"Because it was removed from my clothes!!!"

Looking at his coat that was scattered into rags, Gogol frowned: "Meili, you are shameless!! You even took off my coat while shaking hands with me!"

The coat is gone, how can he use his abilities?Do you use it on your head?

Meili, you are fucking shameless and shameless! ! !

Xiaowu in the sky: a little bit~

The author has something to say:

Wu Zai: I am no longer a human being! ! !

Gogol: You are indeed not human! ! !

Did I provoke you? !Give me back my coat!

Audience: ... This, this is also okay?

Nakahara Chuya, who was standing there holding the end of the thread with one hand: ... suddenly felt a little ashamed

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As long as the thread is found correctly, one thread can make the cloth unravel.

So cubs...

(Actually, I have always been curious about what expression the civet cat would have if he took off his coat)

(For the drill, don’t pursue any logic, it’s over if you’re happy)