Yokohama Slag God will never overturn

What is a bar?

For some well-behaved children, this is what parents and teachers say "is not a place for children to go"; but for those who have never been, the bar seems to reveal a mysterious temperament, and the world inside seems to be like a bar. It is luring people to go and explore.

But for Xiaowu, the bar...

Really just a place for drinking.

"Bar bar, isn't it just for drinking?"

Shaking the glass with one hand, looking at the liquid/body in the transparent glass, Xiaowu raised his arms high childishly, pointed the wine glass in his hand at the light, and watched the glass under the light with half-closed eyes. A strange light emanating from it.

Dazai Osamu, who was sitting beside her, changed from his usual unreliable image, and showed a rare calm expression on the contrary.

Out of the corner of his eye, he saw the person beside him put the wine glass on the table, and then stretched out a finger to poke the ice puck inside, and the deep aura created by Dazai Osamu suddenly disappeared.

"Are you really here to drink?"

Seeing that the person who just proposed to go to the bar to drink is having fun now, Osamu Dazai is very suspicious that the other party is actually here to have fun.

Looking at the wine lined up on the table, Osamu Dazai couldn't help lowering his voice and asked, "You've ordered so much wine, can you finish it by yourself?" Don't be like that slug, drink too much Are you crazy?

Who will pay the bill and who will pay the loss?

"Don't worry, I'm a good drinker."

Although Xiao Wu himself has almost never drank alcohol, and even the only time he tasted wine among the students was when Merlin helped him cheat, Xiao Wu still comforted Osamu Dazai with a calm appearance.

Seeing that Osamu Dazai was still looking at him with unbelieving eyes, Xiao Wu stretched out his hand and patted him on the shoulder: "Really, believe me, I can drink very well."

Although she didn't drink too much, she still judged from the wine she drank from Lily. For her, wine is really no different from water!

Seeing Xiaowu's confident face and the expression of drinking water in front of him as if he was looking at mineral water, Osamu Dazai said dubiously: "Okay, but let me tell you in advance, I don't have that much money to pay the bill. .”

As a person who has empty pockets all year round and occasionally needs Kunikida Doppo's help to pay off the debt, don't expect him to buy so much.

"It's okay, I'm not short on money."

Xiao Wu shrugged and said indifferently.

Even though the bounty offered by the people of the port mafia was not completed last time, and the bonus was not received, Xiao Wu still lived well on the Central Plains, and even raised a lot of funds instead, so money is not a problem.

Osamu Dazai was silent for a moment, then turned his head to look at the boy at the bar, and said quickly, "Some more!"

I didn't say it earlier, since I didn't pay the money, but you treated me, so why should I be polite?

Xiaowu: ...? ? ?

Looking at Osamu Dazai, who was still quite reserved and sipping his drink, he suddenly changed into a different person. He quickly said the name of the drink he ordered, with a tendency to "let you go bankrupt". Suddenly, Xiao Wu couldn't help but twitched the corners of his mouth.

"Osamu Dazai! You bastard, give me enough!"

Seeing the smile on the face of the guy at the bar getting brighter and brighter, Xiao Wu finally couldn't sit still, stretched out his hand and grabbed Osamu Dazai by the collar and growled in a low voice: "Believe it or not, I just put you down here?"

Did this guy treat her as a cash machine and take advantage of her?Or it was revenge for the last time she went online to cheat him by kneeling more than a dozen times in a row, almost losing all his points.

Cheapskate!Childish ghost!

Angrily watching Osamu Dazai finally stop, Xiao Wu almost crushed the wine glass in his hand: "Let me tell you, when I am extremely angry, a sliding shovel can directly kill you." You shovel into outer space!"

Seeing that the other party was ready to move, and really had the tendency to beat himself up, Osamu Dazai raised his hands in a look of "I surrender": "I stop! Don't be angry, if you get too angry, you will be sad and hurt yourself."

Xiaowu: hetui!Who do you think pissed me off?

Too lazy to pay attention to the other party, Xiao Wu let go, but seeing the smile on the other party's face, he felt uncomfortable in his heart.

liquor……

Looking at the wine glass in front of the other party, Xiao Wu inexplicably remembered the scene of having dinner with the port mafia group before.

At that time, Higuchi Ichiyo seemed to be drunk by her, right?Is it... Erguotou?

Rubbing his chin, Xiaowu thought about the things he had collected in God's Domain, and for a long time decided to take out a treasure from it to entertain Osamu Dazai.

According to rumors, in ancient times, human beings relied on their own wisdom to extract the essence of countless plants from nature and created a liquid/body called "water of life".

However, this crystallization of human wisdom is good for everything, the only disadvantage is that the alcohol content is too high.

Looking at the bottle in his hand, Xiaowu followed the idea of ​​"a friend is hard to find", and driven by the little bit of conscience left, he poured the water of life into his cup while Osamu Dazai was not paying attention. Reduced some concentrations.

Of course, since Osamu Dazai is not easy to deceive, Xiao Wu thoughtfully asked "Book" to help him make a disguise to ensure that Osamu Dazai would not notice anything wrong.

The "book" that is the will of the world looked at Osamu Dazai who replaced the wine in Osamu's cup with vodka, and Osamu who stuffed Osamu Dazai's cup, and fell silent.

No wonder the two of you started fighting because of overlapping attributes, and later cooperated seamlessly in the process of entrapping Dostoevsky.

It turns out that the two of you are like-minded scammers who have the same ideas and tricks!

In this kind of matter, the two of you really have a tacit understanding, and you can reach a tacit understanding without verbal communication, as if you are alone.

"Book" looked at Xiaowu and Osamu Dazai with a blank face, and looked at each other with a smile, and then made each other get down on the ground with the idea of ​​"let's get bored together" in unison.

Watching the two men pick up their wine glasses and drank down the refill in their own glasses in one gulp with a fearless attitude, "Book" sneered: You two can play by yourself.

Playing off is what you deserve.

One bear cub, one troublemaker, let's torture each other, it's best to torture each other enough, and then reflect on yourself and strive to reform and start a new life.

On this side, "Shu" has already decided to watch a play, and on the other side, Xiaowu and Osamu Dazai, who don't know that the other party has also made a pretense for themselves, are looking at each other, waiting for the other party to get down first.

then……

"Uh...why do you feel something is wrong?"

In fact, Xiaowu, who didn't know how much he could drink, suddenly felt a little dizzy in his head, his thinking became more and more confused, his eyelids were a little heavy, and his whole body suddenly felt a little sleepy.

But Xiao Wu didn't know that her face was already very red, together with the ears protruding from her hair, her eyes were slack, her speech was slurred, and she was obviously thrown into the street because of drinking too much.

"Pfft ha ha ha, is this a good drinker?"

Having achieved the effect he wanted, Osamu Dazai couldn't help laughing out loud, and then tried to record this moment.

Then, seeing the mobile phone with several clones dangling in his hand, Osamu Dazai blinked, thinking that he had read it wrong.

"Huh...? It should be... right?"

After swiping and swiping his fingers a few times without touching the screen, Osamu Dazai, who was also rushing to the street, relied on his tenacious will and succeeded in taking a crooked photo after several failures.

It's just that when he was about to save it, Osamu Dazai slipped his hand and sent it to the wrong party.

Looking at the big word "Success", Osamu Dazai, who didn't know that the photo had been sent to Chuya Nakahara, snorted and lay down on the table, laughing loudly at Xiaowu who was dangling on the other side.

Looking at the photo message from the mackerel fish received by his mobile phone, Zhong Yuanzhong, who had been quietly working overtime in the office, also successfully smashed the table.

"Tai, Zai, Zhi!!!"

Regardless of how much he frightened the others by suddenly flipping the table, Zhong Yuanzhong also pulled his coat, his face darkened, and he rushed out in a hurry: "You're going to die!"

How old is my cat?You actually took her to the bar!

He even sent photos of people drunk to provoke him! ! !Shameless, shameless, despicable!

For the good future of Yokohama, go to hell mackerel!

Looking at the disappearing back of their boss, and looking at the sunken floor inside the room, the others swallowed silently: Although they don't know what happened, that warrior...go well!

Inside the bar, Osamu Dazai didn't have to wait for Chuya Nakahara to come, he had already rushed to the street first.

After being drunk, his brain was in a daze, and Xiao Wu, who had no idea where he was at all, only knew that there was a guy on the opposite side laughing at him, and his voice was loud.

Frowning, Xiaowu looked around, grabbed a chair and aimed at the source of the sound, and smashed it over. After hearing a "plop" and a scream, he was satisfied after confirming that no one laughed at him anymore. nodded.

"That's right, hiccup."

After belching, Xiao Wu blinked, looked at the unfamiliar place, and muttered softly, "Why isn't that guy Tsurumaru here? Didn't he say he wanted to watch the fireworks?"

Shaking his head, Xiao Wu, who thought his little friend was playing a prank again and was punished by his old father, said with emotion: "Well, since I'm the only one with the sword, watching fireworks is no fun."

"It's better to go back, um... that's right!"

Hiccupping again, Xiao Wu staggered towards the door while murmuring in a low voice, "Small dessert... If Tsurumaru is beaten and cried, give it to him..."

Obviously he was terribly afraid of pain, but after being beaten so many times by his father, Tsurumaru would still dare to pull his father's hair next time.

Even after being beaten, she ran to her crying and ran to her, wanting to hug and kiss her...

"so stupid!"

Xiaowu leaned crookedly against the wall of the alley, and suddenly yelled loudly, which startled the knee ball hiding in the dark.

"You Wait, Anais, are you drunk?"

Originally thought that something had happened to his sister, Keimaru didn't care if it would be exposed, so he hurried over to check the situation, but found out that Blade was already drunk.

"Drunk? I'm not drunk!"

Xiaowu beeped loudly, then looked at the blurred figure in front of him, and waved his hand impatiently: "My Xiaowu, I drink very well, drunk? Impossible! Impossible in this life!"

Knee Wan who just approached and stretched out his hand to help the opponent:? !

Wait, what did you just say your name is?Xiao Wu?Anijia, calm down, although you have many names, none of them are named Xiaowu!

but……

The distance was getting closer, and because of the other party's yell, Keimaru also realized something was wrong after calming down.

Looking at the other party carefully, he noticed that the other party's face was slightly different from his brother's face in his memory, and Keimaru always felt... This doesn't seem to be his brother?

Just at this moment, Keimaru inadvertently saw the sword pattern on the opponent's body.

Familiar...Ping's knife pattern.

Not brother...

For a while, after accepting this fact, Keimaru couldn't think about why there was a Fu Sangshen who was so similar to his brother in the Ping family, but he couldn't help worrying about the other party's appearance of being so drunk. What trouble.

"Huh...? Gold? Eyes..."

Squinting his eyes, struggling to identify, seeing the other person's golden cat pupils, Xiao Wu's chaotic brain seemed to have some scene.

Shaking his head, Xiao Wu stood up, then rushed over, pushed the opponent against the wall, then tiptoed, and moved closer to the opponent's cheek.

"do you like me?"

The completely confused knee pill:? ? !

Wait, Anai... Bah, no, Fu Sangshen, I advise you to calm down and be more rational!My Genji Heavy Treasure is not some casual and dishonest blade!

The author has something to say:

At the beginning

Kagemaru: I'm a serious fusangshen, I won't just say I like it casually!

later

Knee pill: ... really fragrant

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I'm drunk, I can do things

Of course I'm a serious pigeon

Serious jpg.