Yokohama Slag God will never overturn

In the not-so-small room, the windows were tightly blocked by heavy curtains, and no sunlight could sneak in.At the same time, because the lights were all turned off, the inside of the house looked a bit dark, and it was difficult to guess the time outside when staying inside, as if it was cut off from the day outside the window.

Two worlds inside and outside the house.

And at this moment, on the bed that wasn't particularly wide but not narrow either, the big round bag bulging in the middle of the quilt moved.

"Well……"

The slender fingers first groped to the edge of the quilt, gently grabbed the quilt and pulled it down, and then revealed a furry head with messy hair.

Xiaowu opened her eyes with some difficulty, the golden cat pupils were still faintly glowing with mist, and she could tell that she hadn't fully woken up yet.

"what time is it now?"

While murmuring indistinctly, Xiao Wu stuck out his head and half-opened his eyes looking for the mobile phone that he had thrown somewhere.

Yesterday Xiaowu almost stayed up all night to finish that gift.I don't know if it's because of the lack of energy caused by the high concentration required during the production process, or if Xiaowu is really weak now, and after giving the gift to Zhongya Zhongyuan, she became sleepy.

At the beginning, he was able to sit at the dining table and eat a few mouthfuls of breakfast under the urging of Chuya Zhongyuan, but soon, Xiao Wu showed what it meant to be able to fall asleep while sitting.

If it hadn't been for Zhong Yuanzhong to react quickly enough to catch her when she was about to fall, Xiao Wu might have a "face to his job".

At that time, Xiaowu was really sleepy, and she stretched out her hand and grabbed Zhongyuan Zhongye's sleeve, whispering "I'm so sleepy, I want to go to bed first", trying to persuade Zhongyuan Zhongye to agree that she would skip work again today.

Nakahara Chuya: ...

Facing the state of the kitten at home, what else could he do besides nodding in agreement?

Thinking of the exquisitely crafted motorcycle ornament that he received that was not inferior to other collectibles, the corners of Nakahara Chuya's lips rose slightly uncontrollably, and his mood became very good.

Because of this, Zhong Yuan Zhong also looked at Xiao Wu, sent someone to her room as a rare occurrence, and actively cooperated to help him skip work.

Nakahara Chuya: I can solve any job by myself!

Even if I add that kitty, I can do it all by myself!

The model worker of the port mafia is so confident!

Because of this, Zhongya's direct subordinates today were very fortunate to see their boss take away all the work documents belonging to Meili calmly, and then help her solve all the work in a happy mood.

The others looked at each other in blank dismay: Mr. Chuya won the lottery today, or did he get a promotion and salary increase?

You know, even if Zhongyuanzhong helped Meili solve the documents before, it would have to yell a few words, and then help her solve it with a gritted teeth and a look of being blown up.

This active and cheerful look today...

A group of people relied on their boss's good temper, and today they were in a good mood to secretly inquire about news in the anonymous communication group created by Si Xia Li.

——Port Mafia model worker group——

Mysterious Man A: Did Chuya-sama finally get driven crazy by Meili today?Take the initiative!Have a good mood!Help Mellie with her job!

Mysterious Person X: Don't talk nonsense, I believe Mr. Chuya's heart will not be so fragile!

Mysterious person C: If you said so upstairs, then next time you go to form a team with Meili, and do tasks and process documents with her?

Mysterious person X: ...No, no, no, Mei Li is a legendary figure, and a low-level worker like me is not qualified enough.

Mysterious person Y: Wait, don't be fooled!The topic of our chat is "Explore why Mr. Nakahara Chuya, the number one model worker of the port mafia, changed his temperament overnight, and what is the unknown secret behind this. Let us walk into this unknown mystery together tonight."

Mysterious Man A: Slowly play one?

Mysterious Person B: Play one slowly?

Mysterious Man F: Slowly play one?

……

Mysterious Man K: Play one slowly?

Mysterious Man U: Stop!Stop, Y, you still have the nerve to say that we are crooked. Didn't you instantly turn the serious topic into a third-rate tabloid XX shock department?

Mysterious Person Y: Blame me?pick nose jpg.

Mysterious Man 5: All right, all right, do you have any accurate news?I remember that there are many people in our group who work in the same area as Mr. Chuya, right?Are you useless?

Mysterious Man W: If we knew, would we still eat melons quietly?

Mysterious man T: What use do you need?jpg.

Mysterious Man O: A bunch of trash.The head of state threw the table and roared in anger jpg.

Mysterious Man C: Mori Ogai's Death Stare jpg.

Mysterious Man K: What the hell? !Where did you get this emoji upstairs?

Mysterious Man C: Simple, just take a random picture while the leader is not paying attention.

Mysterious person A: Upstairs, are you dying?

Mysterious person R: Ah, so I am not the only one using the leader's emoji.

Mysterious Man G: ...? ? ?

Mysterious man R: You don't know?In private, the emoticons of the cadres and leaders are very popular, and the emoticons of the Armed Detective Agency next door, I will find them for you.

Zhongyuan Zhong also looked up: Do you want to work overtime?jpg.

Zhongyuan Zhongya has no expression on his face: Who dares to skip work today? If I fall under the same gravity, you will all die.jpg.

Chuya Zhongya's back on a business trip: You stand here and don't move, I'll bring you oranges when I come back from a business trip.jpg.

Central Plains Zhongye's heart is tired and his forehead is tired: After all, the edges and corners are smoothed by life jpg.

……

Mysterious man Q:? !Fuck, save pictures, save pictures, who of you still has them?Don't keep it private, don't kill when you hand over the picture!

Mysterious Man A: Well, then I won't hide it either.

Mr. Mori threw a throwing knife: Oh, it's too bad luck to miss again, I'm so angry.jpg.

Mr. Sen knelt down: Alice ignored me again jpg.

Mr. Mori covering his chest: Not good, myocardial infarction, pills jpg.

Alice pouts: I want to eat cake jpg.

……

Mysterious Man I: I can tell at a glance that you are really not afraid of death.

Mysterious Man 9: There is no Senior Akutagawa? !Akutagawa-senpai's row is up to me! ! ! ! ! !

Senior Akutagawa covered his lips and coughed: beautiful as a flower jpg.

Senior Akutagawa looked back, with rose stickers around: gentle like water jpg.

Senior Akutagawa's work: Hardworking and serious jpg.

……

Mysterious Man N: Why is Higuchi here?You stop!If you swipe the screen again, you will be forked out!

Mysterious Man 9: ...

Mysterious Man L: Hey, do you still remember our theme?

Mysterious Man C: This group of people is hopeless, and the IQ of the entire port mafia will be lowered by [-] percentage points.

Mysterious person L: Tsk, I wanted to share a discovery with you.

Mysterious man A:?

Mysterious Man B:?

Mysterious Man C: ?

……

Mysterious person L: Well, I won't talk nonsense, just remind you, didn't any of you find out that Mei Li didn't come to work today?

Mysterious man T: ...With all due respect, isn't it normal for Meili to skip work?

Mysterious man L: Hate iron but not steel jpg. You guy who lowered the average IQ level of our port mafia, get out!If you think about it again, Chuya-sama lives with Mei Li, right?Then, today, Meili skipped work and went to the armed detective agency next door to fish, but was caught by Mr. Chuya. It is said that she was caught trying to cheat.Then Meili didn't come to work today, and Chuya-sama looked very happy again, what else do you think could be the reason?

Mysterious person L: This is so f*cking, these two people finally——!

(The repair has been successful) This message has not yet been sent out, and the anonymous group is completely fried.

Mysterious Man 2: Mei Li lives with Chuya-sama? !

Mysterious man F: Damn, where did you get all the news?

Mysterious Man C: Don't be crooked!We should grasp the key points from L's news!The point is——!

Mysterious person L: It’s alright, alright, there’s someone with an online IQ in the group, that’s right, the point is——

Mysterious Man C: Mei Li actually cheated on her!Trying to pedal two boats!

Mysterious Man L: ...?

Mysterious Man C: No, Meili is so unstable in her willpower that she was easily seduced by the shameless group of armed detective agencies next door? !In what way can our Lord Chuya be inferior to that group of people?

Mysterious Person A: Exactly!Mr. Zhongye is kind-hearted and powerful, and Meili is simply blind!

Mysterious Man C: So, brothers, we must help Mr. Nakahara Chuya keep Meili in check!

Mysterious Man X: Exactly!

Mysterious Man G: Exactly!

Mysterious Man J: Exactly!

……

Mysterious man L: ... I shouldn't have any expectations of the IQ of the people in this group.smile goodbye jpg.

Group news: The mysterious person L has left the group

Mysterious person F: Huh?Why did this old man leave the group?

——Port Mafia model worker group——

The member of the port mafia who had been fishing for a whole morning scratched his chin and looked at the phone screen full of question marks: Isn't it right for us to focus on it?

And the group of people staying under Zhongye's eyelids exchanged glances with the colleagues around them, and they all clenched their fists: "We must help Master Zhongye, Zhongyuan, keep an eye on Mei Li!"We port mafia guys can't be kidnapped by guys from the Armed Detective Agency!

No one can take advantage of those shameless business grabbers next door!

Guard the world's best Zhongyuan Chuya-sama!

Chuya Nakahara, who was sitting in the office and was busy writing and processing official documents: Why do you suddenly feel a little cold?Who is cheating/speaking ill of me behind my back again?

Just when Zhongyuan Zhongye was thinking deeply, suddenly the phone vibrated, and a new message was displayed on the screen.

Zhongyuanzhong also opened, and the opening screen was a kind and sincere greeting from a certain mackerel.

"Slug, don't you like the birthday present? Hahahaha!"

Zhong Yuanzhong also squeezed expressionlessly: The culprit has been found, mackerel, you wait for me.

I can't beat you to death, and my name, Nakahara Chuya, is...

Originally wanted to say something cruel, Zhongyuan Zhongye suddenly thought of the other party's ability, paused, and silently added, "If he can't be hammered to death, he will continue to call Zhongyuan Zhongye."

Be careful sailing the ten-thousand-year boat, he is being careful not to be tricked by that mackerel.

And because this anonymous group is secretive enough, coupled with the rapid spread of news, many people in the port mafia are suddenly aroused to a subtle desire to confront the Armed Detective Agency to prevent their own pillar, Nakahara Nakaya-sama Being poached, he secretly vowed to consciously and proactively monitor Mei Li not to "climb the wall".

As the protagonist under surveillance, Xiao Wu is still lying dead in his warm bed.

After sneezing countless times in a row, Xiaowu looked at the ceiling above her head and was suspicious of her life for a moment: Did she capsize the boat and fall into the water after walking by the river all the year round, or was she punished for doing too many bad things?

Sneezing continuously, she has become a master with a sword, not a master with a pile driver!This is not scientific at all!

Xiao Wu, who couldn't figure it out after thinking about it, finally wiped his face sadly, got up from the bed, and at the same time muttered silently in his heart: I don't know when that unknown person was tricked by her either intentionally or unintentionally. Big Brother and Big Sister, please let me go for the time being because I have changed my mind and made a new blade.

Of course, if you really don't intend to let me go...

Xiao Wu rubbed his chin, then shrugged indifferently: Anyway, no matter how much you hop around behind your back, you can't really come and chop me.

Scold, scold, anyway, she won't lose a piece of meat, and it won't be her who will be angry at that time.

#On, a fine self-cultivation#

After spending a few minutes cleaning himself up, Xiaowu looked at the empty room, and his eyes fell on the scattered flower petals that hadn't been cleaned in time. After thinking about what he did yesterday, he suddenly felt his old face blush .

To be honest, maybe she didn't know her head at the time, so she just gave the gift out.

Looking back now, that simple birthday gift, and that somewhat inappropriate birthday celebration, made her feel really... undeserving.

The more Xiao Wu thought about it, the more subtly he felt that Zhong Yuan was wronged: the other party picked her up from the sea, and then, regardless of her past, kindly took her to his home and provided free accommodation and meals.

When she ran to work under the other party's hands, Zhongyuan Zhongye would turn a blind eye to her cheating and skipping work, and help her solve the documents afterwards...

"Sure enough, is it still too perfunctory?"

The sudden sense of guilt overwhelmed Xiaowu. Looking at the petals on the ground, Xiaowu felt that he needed to do some other remedial measures today.

After Xiao Wu cleaned up the ground, he threw out the garbage and planned to take a chance to take a stroll around today to find other handmade shops in Yokohama while he was able to skip work in a fair manner.

Because judging from Chuya Nakahara's reaction in the morning... he seems to like this better?

Looking at the map in his hand, and asking the elderly living in Yokohama, Xiaowu roughly circled a few shops.

Closing the map with a "snap", Xiaowu let out a breath, planned the course of action in his mind, and decided to start.

Then, Xiao Wu died in the first step.

"Yo~ we meet again."

Osamu Dazai, who came out of nowhere, patted Xiao Wu on the shoulder, and smiled brightly after Xiao Wu turned his head: "Is the slug satisfied with that gift?"

Xiao Wu: ... Hehe, thank you for your reminder.

The blue veins on his forehead twitched faintly, and Xiao Wu forced a smile, then stretched out his hand and pinched Osamu Dazai's wrist: "Yes, not only he is satisfied, but I am also very satisfied."

Speaking of this, Xiao Wu paused, and then the smile on his face became brighter: "So, how should I repay you well? Osamu Dazai?"

When Xiao Wu spoke to the end, he was literally gnashing his teeth every single word.

"Ahahaha, there is no need to repay, what is the relationship between the two of us?"

Sensing the danger, Osamu Dazai changed the topic with a smile, while trying to break free from Xiao Wu's restraint: "By the way, I suddenly remembered that I still have a commission to solve, so I will take a step first, I won't disturb you, you continue !"

Osamu Dazai managed to break free with a clever effort, and rushed into the crowd in the blink of an eye without giving Xiaowu any time to react after dropping these words.

Xiao Wu: ...

This trick is "fish into the water"?As expected of a mackerel.

After watching it for a while, Xiaowu completely gave up the idea of ​​catching up and giving Osamu Dazai a "bang bang full of goodwill".

"So...the first one is just around the corner at the intersection ahead?"

Walking halfway according to the plan, Xiao Wu raised his head and looked ahead, then continued to look down on the phone to check the news about the first store.

Then, she bumped into someone.

"Sorry sorry!"

Before he had time to bend down to pick up the phone that fell on the ground, Xiao Wu apologized to the other party and rubbed his forehead with his hand.

"It's ok."

The unfamiliar voice came into her ears, and Xiao Wu always felt that the other party's accent was a bit strange, and it didn't reveal a taste of "locals" in the tone of the people she met before.

Picking up the phone, Xiaowu looked up, and the first thing he saw was... a white hat.

Xiao Wu:? ? ?

At the first glance, Xiao Wu thought he was wrong, but when Xiao Wu took a second look, he finally confirmed that the other party was wearing a furry hat.

Seriously recalling the current year, month, and day, Xiao Wu's eyes fell on the pale face of the other party, and he hesitated whether to tell the other party that Yokohama was actually a bit hot at this time.

but……

Seeing that the other party didn't seem uncomfortable, Xiao Wu swallowed the words that came to his lips.

Ah, maybe this is someone else's special hobby?Just like Doppo Kunikida likes his small notebooks, Osamu Dazai loves diving sports, and Atsushi Nakajima has a belt like a tail on his back.

Respect differences.

After figuring it out, Xiao Wu showed a slightly apologetic smile at the other party: "I'm very sorry, if you need any help or need me to do something, just let me know, and I will try my best to help you."

Hearing what Xiao Wu said, that person seemed to have really encountered some difficulties.

After tilting his head slightly and pondering for a moment, Xiao Wu heard the other party say, "That's troublesome."

The young man wearing a furry hat that didn't match the current season smiled harmlessly, his slightly dark purple eyes narrowed slightly, and there seemed to be no aggressiveness in his whole body.

"This is my first time in Yokohama, so I don't know much about it."

I'm really not a native of Yokohama.

This was Xiaowu's first thought, and immediately after that, he felt a little strange.

"Well, even though I don't know much about Yokohama, it's still possible to simply lead the way."

After all, Xiao Wu looked at him with a smile on his face: "If you don't dislike it, then I will be your tour guide for the time being."

"Hey, by the way, what's your name?"

As if thinking of something, Xiao Wu looked at him with some doubts, and asked, "If you don't know the name, it will always feel a little troublesome during the communication process."

"name……"

The other party thought very seriously for a while, and then seriously and sincerely replied: "Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoyevsky."

Xiaowu's smile suddenly froze: What?

What do you say your name is?

A leaf fluttered down above his head, Xiao Wu was silent for a moment, then looked at the young man who had just said a bunch of words, took a deep breath, and asked sincerely: "Just now, what you said was actually not your name, right? ?”

Tosi smiled: What do you think?

Xiao Wu: ...

Ma Dan, why is there such a long and difficult name in this world?You are simply embarrassing me!

As if realizing that his name was not very friendly to Xiaowu, Tosi said thoughtfully: "If it is difficult to remember, then call it as you like."

Xiao Wu was silent again.

No, it's not really a question of how to shout.

But she actually didn't remember the other party's name at all just now.

"that……"

Scratching her head in embarrassment, Xiao Wu bit her head and said, "Can you say your name again? Slow down?"

For the first time, Xiaowu seriously suspected that she was illiterate.

Xiaowu, who finally remembered the other party's name, was relieved, and then had a new question: "You don't seem to be Japanese?"

Tosi nodded: "I am Russian."

After all, Tuosi continued: "I have only been to Yokohama once before, and that temporary trip left a deep impression on me."

"But last time because I had other things to do, I only stayed in Yokohama for a short time, and I didn't enjoy myself."

How can planning a script happen only once?And this time with the addition of newcomers, the stage may become more interesting.

When Tuosi said this, he seemed to be a little interested. Looking at Xiaowu, the emotion hidden in his dark purple eyes was hard to see: "So I am here this time, hoping to fulfill the previous regrets."

Is that so?

Looking at the thin, bloodless Russian who loves to travel, Xiaowu wants to tell him that the biggest feature of Yokohama is the port mafia.

Yokohama is really not a particularly peaceful city. It really takes a lot of courage and a lot of luck for a thin and harmless person like you to come here.

Thinking of this, Xiao Wu looked at the interest on the other person's face again, and couldn't help but walked over and patted the other person's shoulder on tiptoe: "Don't worry, I will..." Help you.

Before he finished speaking, Xiao Wu suddenly stopped.

The eye sockets shrunk slightly, and then, Xiao Wu heard the sound of "Book" gloating in his head.

"Finally found out, then congratulations, you bear, you have won the lottery, and you have successfully met this kind Russian."

The schadenfreude in the tone of "Book" is almost overflowing.

Xiaowu: ...MMP.

As a fusangshen determined to fish for the Mafia at the Yokohama port, Xiaowu actually asked "shu" for a piece of information when he was looking for information about Osamu Dazai.

Of course, there must be more than just Osamu Dazai in the information.

In that list, the "book" specifically marked the information of a few people.In addition, it is marked with a red pen circle and a layer of bright light effect enough to blind the human eye.

Among the names of those people was a Russian.

But at that time, because "Book" was blown up by Xiaowu, he didn't give his full name, so he gave him the nickname "Good Russian", and let Xiaowu experience the other party's supernatural fluctuations.

As a result, it was never expected that Xiao Wu, a special person who was once marked red by the "book", bumped into him just around the corner when he was going out.

So here comes the question, if the information in the "book" is true, will the kind Russian who was able to fight against Osamu Dazai really bump into her unsuspectingly?

Anyway, Xiao Wu didn't believe it.

So, now this "encounter" with her is very suspicious.

And Xiaowu's sudden change was really obvious, Tuosi noticed it naturally, and asked with some doubts: "What's wrong?"

Xiao Wu wiped his face, and looked at him blankly: "No, it's okay, I just found out that I was lucky enough to win a big prize."

A prize box contained the top prize, whether it was a gift or a bomb.

Tosi:? ? ?

But it seemed that he had guessed something, and Tuosi didn't ask, but replied indifferently: "Is that so? Coincidentally, I also won a big prize."

A big prize that he has been looking for, that will allow him to accomplish his goal.

Looking at the person in front of him, Xiao Wu inexplicably felt a little stuffy.Think about the difficulty of Osamu Dazai again, and compare the brilliant record of this person in front of him in the ring with Osamu Dazai, Xiaowu remained silent.

If Osamu Dazai is on par with this guy, it will be a real...

Wait, it doesn't have to be a disaster?

An interesting idea flashed across his mind, Xiaowu touched his chin, thinking that things might become very interesting.

Or is it wonderful?

"By the way, just now you said that you don't know much about Yokohama, right?"

Having figured it out, Xiaowu turned his head and asked Tuosi with a smile. After seeing the other party nodding, he smiled even brighter: "It's just that, actually, I don't know much, but I know a friend who knows Yokohama very well."

"You can let him take us to play, and it's free and cheap labor. This business is sure to make money."

After finishing speaking, Xiao Wu called a certain mackerel.

"what?"

Osamu Dazai looked at the caller ID, a little curious about the other party's purpose.

"Honey~ I've got you a deal here, do you want to do it?"

After answering the phone, Xiao Wu's tone of joy came into Dazai Osamu's ears: "The other party is a delicate and weak man who is easy to overthrow, a fair-skinned, beautiful and good-tempered person who lost his way in Yokohama, and looks very attractive. Foreign boy with an appetite, do you want to think about it?"

This description...

Osamu Dazai and Tosi were silent together.

Xiaowu's excited voice didn't stop, it continued.

"Think about it? It's really a wonderful sick and beautiful boy who will make you feel astonished when you see it, and reminds you of rice balls?"

Osamu Dazai: ...

Hey, hey, who do you think I, Osamu Dazai, are?I, Osamu Dazai, seem to be interested in people who look like rice balls...huh?Rice balls?

Foreigners, rice balls, sick and beautiful boys?

The combination of these three groups of words seems to draw a remarkable conclusion.

Osamu Dazai stroked his chin. Although he had a guess, he still had some doubts. After all, according to his understanding, it was absolutely impossible for Meili to meet that person, let alone meet the devil.

but……

This excitement is not for nothing.

"Okay, I'll be right there, wait for me~"

After Osamu Dazai quickly answered, he still reminded Xiao Wu: "Be sure to protect that weak guest, I'll be right there!"

Don't let people run away!

Relying on the tacit understanding of playing games together and digging pits for each other to hinder each other, Xiao Wu understood the meaning of Dazai Osamu's words, and then was quite confident: "Don't worry, leave it to me, use the fact that I used to trick you into losing five games in a row." I swear by my strength."

After hanging up the phone, Xiao Wu looked at Tuosi and said with a smile, "Don't worry, a friend will come right away."

Although he didn't know who Xiao Wu was talking to, and it wasn't until the two people reached a consensus just now, Tosi still instinctively sensed a little bit of bad news.

"No, I suddenly feel that it's not good to bother you. I can find other people by myself."

Tosi smiled, and then planned to leave quickly.

Even though the test subject in front of him may have information and clues about the "book" hidden in him, he doesn't intend to continue spending time with the other party.

Leave first.

"Hey, don't be so polite, and don't be so rude."

Xiao Wu slapped the opponent's shoulder, and at the same time held the opponent's wrist tightly with the other hand, smiling brightly: "We people in Yokohama are the most hospitable, if you don't believe me, you can go outside and inquire. Who in the town doesn’t know that we Yokohama people are warm, friendly and caring?”

Tuo Zhen Weak Si: ... No, let go!

The ghosts believe that Yokohama is so hospitable!Obviously, an honest person from outside was smashed by you people from Yokohama carrying the building!

So, when Osamu Dazai arrived at the scene, he saw such a scene-Xiao Wu pushed a very familiar Russian against the wall, holding the opponent's wrist with one hand, and propping the other on the wall.

"Hello? Did I bother you?"

After walking in, the smile on Osamu Dazai's face became subtler after seeing the foreigner's face clearly, but his tone was full of inexplicable joy.

"It looks like you guys are having fun?"

Tosi wanted to walk but couldn't, but was directly held down by the other party: ...

"Yo, Dazai, you are here, come quickly, come quickly, let us show the good moral qualities of our Yokohama people's hospitality and kindness!"

Seeing his little friend, Xiao Wu waved a hand, his golden eyes were full of trouble.

Looking at each other, Osamu Dazai, who instantly understood the other party's thoughts, silently praised Xiao Wu in his heart, then walked over with a sincere body, and echoed: "That's right, we people in Yokohama are very caring!"

"Did you have a good time when you came last time, I will definitely let you have a good time this time."

After finishing speaking, Osamu Dazai approached with a smile on his face, stretched out his hand to grab Tuosi's collar, imitated Xiao Wu's previous movement and hooked Tuosi's shoulder, and added with a smile on his face: "If you don't let you enjoy yourself, you won't let me go." You go, the whole journey is free, no black-hearted money will be charged, we will rest assured that you have fun."

"That's right."

Seeing that his friends had already taken the lead in the charge and opened the group, Xiao Wu followed Dazai's pace with a flash, and also held Tosi's other arm and dragged him away: "I guarantee my personality, Dazai said It's all true!"

"Our Yokohama people will provide you with the most sincere service, the cheapest and friendly price, and the best quality service. You will be happy in Yokohama as if you have returned to your hometown, so that you will have no regrets during this trip!"

After all, Xiao Wu and Osamu Dazai looked at each other the same way, and then looked at Tosi Qi and said, "Welcome to Yokohama~International friends, friends from distant and cold Russia~"

Tuo Si, who was restrained by the two people secretly and unable to move, was dragged away: I really believed the evil of you two!

Let go of your paws and I can trust half of your punctuation marks.

He can't use supernatural powers, and he can't fight with pure physical strength and skill. No matter what he says, it doesn't work. What else can Dostoevsky do?Then, Dostoevsky watched helplessly as the two people with black bubbles behind them dragged him all the way west.

"So, our first stop today!"

Xiaowu took out a hat from nowhere and put it on top of his head, holding a map in his hand, and hung a tour guide's nameplate on his chest in a decent manner: "Let's go on a happy and exciting trip to Yokohama! Our destination this time is the most thrilling bungee jumping!"

Bungee jumping?

Osamu Dazai: Wait, is there a place like this in Yokohama?I, a person who has swum every river in Yokohama and done cervical spine exercises on every beam, didn’t know it?

Tuosi: Although I seldom come to Yokohama, don't try to lie to me. How can there be a bungee jumping place in Yokohama?

It is more credible for a city near the sea to say that it has a beach, bungee jumping?Save it.

Seeing that neither of them seemed convinced, Xiao Wu rolled up the map and held it in his hand, then pointed to the tallest building in the city and said solemnly: "Did you see that tall building? That's the location of the newly opened bungee jumping event in Yokohama .”

Osamu Dazai:?

Tosi:?

Is that the port mafia building?You have to have a degree of nonsense!

"That's right. By the way, because I work there, I have an employee card, which allows me to go through the employee channel without paying for it."

After talking nonsense with his eyes open, Xiao Wu said regretfully: "The only drawback is, this bungee jumper has no rope."

Tosi:? ? !

Osamu Dazai: Isn’t this the high-altitude free fall?

"Sarah, let's go!"

Xiao Wu stretched out his finger to the roof of the building with a pointing tone and momentum: "Let's go! Come on, come on, I have heard that you Russians like excitement. Is this exciting enough? We Yokohama people are so considerate. Thank you for our friendship!"

"Yes, yes, for our great, sincere friendship!"

Regardless of whether Xiao Wu was talking nonsense, or whether going to the port mafia building was a kind of self-inflicted behavior, Osamu Dazai followed Xiao Wu's topic with great interest and said: "We have already talked about it, This trip to Yokohama will definitely satisfy you! You don’t have to thank us~International friends~”

Tuosi: You two have the ability to let go and talk to me again!go away!You two troublemakers go away!

I'm a good boy, don't spoil me so much! ! ! !

……

In the end, the plan between Xiaowu and Osamu Dazai was still not completed.

because……

"Huh? Go to the roof of the building and have an exciting high-altitude free fall?"

Zhong Yuanzhong, who received Xiao Wu's call, also looked puzzled, and then roared: "I tell you, this is impossible, kitty, don't think about it, go dream! Also, you still want to bring your friend with you? Wash up and go to bed early, there is everything in the dream."

Because of the relentless rebuttal of his own boss, this very interesting and very suitable stimulating exercise was rejected.

"Ah, what a pity."

Xiao Wu clasped his hands on his chest, and said in a tone praising the Bible: "I'm so sorry, the most exciting activity couldn't be done."

Osamu Dazai: "Yes, yes, what a pity."

At this moment, Tosi stood behind the two of them, his face paler than before, even the color of his lips was the same color as the wall.

His eyes were a little slack and his steps were messy. Tuosi stretched out his feet and tried to take a step, then staggered, couldn't hold back the wall beside him, then lowered his head and covered his chest with one hand.

"vomit--!"

The sound of retching was endless, Xiao Wu and Dazai Osamu looked at each other, and then clapped their hands: "As expected of you, partner!"

After encountering various exciting projects such as jumping machines, big pendulums, and rotating flying chairs, Tuosi finally couldn't hold it anymore and took the lead in declaring that he would rush to the street.

In fact, if these are normal games