Yokohama Slag God will never overturn

This day is destined to be an extremely lively day for the port mafia.

It's not just that the port mafia building is about to face demolition, and it's not just that Mori Ogai is about to start worrying about the financial deficit.The real key point is that the well-known mad dog Akutagawa Ryunosuke in the port Mafia will form a deep friendship with Xiaowu.

"Actually, at the very beginning, everything was the same as usual. I wouldn't have rolled up my sleeves if it wasn't for the other party's move, and it was the other party's first move. I was just defending myself!"

In the evening, Xiaowu said this when he was taken home by Zhongyuan Zhongye for self-criticism.

Thinking back to the dilapidated venue that was demolished in the building, Zhong Yuanzhong also chose to hold Xiaowu by the back of the neck and push him back to the desk to continue writing the review.

You can pull it down.

The time is adjusted back to three o'clock in the afternoon today.

After carefully sorting out a whole set of "How to Succeed in Die-by-Face" experience and handing over this set to Ichiyo Higuchi, Xiao Wu is going to skip a shift to buy some snacks.

He looked around, and the moment he found that Zhongyuan Zhong didn't notice himself, the little black cat sneaked out against the wall with his waist down.

"Matcha, strawberry, chocolate..."

Looking at the desserts displayed in the display cabinet, Xiao Wu counted them one by one, talking about the flavors he was going to buy, while asking the waiter beside him to help pack them.

"Ah, that's about it, thank you."

Putting his palms together to thank the young lady who helped pack it, Xiao Wu bumped into a girl who was a little too thin just as he turned around after paying the money.

"Eh-"

Being hit suddenly, Akutagawa Gin subconsciously let out a small exclamation.

Noticing that he had bumped into someone, Xiao Wu held the dessert in one hand, and simply put his arms around the opponent's waist with the other to prevent the opponent from falling to the ground.

Sensing the tense body of the person under him for a moment, Xiaowu didn't show it, and lowered his head with a concerned expression and asked, "Sorry Miss, I didn't pay attention, did it hurt you?"

Akutagawa Gin, who had changed back to his regular clothes and was about to prepare some desserts for dinner, shook his head, not intending to tangle with anyone here.

"Ah, it's my fault after all," Xiao Wu, who has always been friendly in the face of beautiful people, held the other's hand and said sincerely: "Please let me make some compensation. The next thing you want to buy Just let me pay for it."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke who hung up the phone and walked in: How do I feel, my sister seems to be taken advantage of?

Akutagawa Silver: Why do I feel a little weird?

"silver."

Walking to his sister, Akutagawa Ryunosuke took a look and found that Xiao Wu hadn't done anything that he shouldn't have done, and his face softened a little.

"My brother is here, don't bother you."

Seeing his brother coming, Akutagawa Gin gently broke away from Xiao Wu's hand, rejecting the other party's kindness.

Because Akutagawa Yin was not present at the last invitation, and thus the siblings have not seen Xiao Wu's face so far, so no one came out and the other party was regarded as his colleague.

And after seeing this scene, Xiao Wu, who got the appearance of Akutagawa Ryunosuke in the process of chatting with Higuchi Ichiyo, let out an exclamation from the villain in his heart.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke has a younger sister?

Seeing this shocking secret, Xiao Wu then looked at the delicate and frail Akutagawa Ryunosuke described by Higuchi Ichiyo, his gaze wandered for a moment on the faces of the siblings, and then he patted Akutagawa Ryunosuke with a serious face. Jie's shoulders.

Perhaps because his younger sister was there, Akutagawa Ryunosuke, who was in a good mood, did not show any aggressiveness towards Xiao Wu's behavior.

Until he heard what Xiao Wu said.

"Young man, I think you have a pretty face, but your body looks a little unhealthy."

Xiao Wu sighed, then stuffed all the snacks in his hand into Akutagawa Ryunosuke's arms before the other party reacted, and continued: "As a brother, how can you protect your sister if you don't eat more? Eat more A little bit, eat fatter."

Akutagawa, Overwhelming Fighting Power, Ryunosuke:?

Akutagawa · Not Weak in Combat Strength · Silver: ?

After doing all this, Xiaowu coughed and said, "Because of my mistake just now, I will give you a fortune-telling for free. I watch the stars at night and pinch my fingers." After all, you are not suitable for going to work today, not suitable for returning to the company."

After reminding the other party, Xiao Wu saw the clock on the wall, and his face changed: "It's been a while since I came out, I'll go first, see you later! Bye!"

The Akutagawa brothers and sisters, who were completely confused, looked at the snacks in their hands and remained silent: There are weirdos every year, especially this year.

"A charlatan, don't worry about it."

Covering his mouth and coughing, Akutagawa Ryunosuke put the matter behind him, and after finishing shopping with Akutagawa Yin, he still walked towards the port mafia building: A few nonsense words, why did he want to listen?

Then, Akutagawa Ryunosuke personally experienced what it means to "don't listen to the old man's words and you will suffer in front of you".

The hall of the Port Mafia Building, which was once solemn, low-key and restrained, has changed its appearance. There is a big red carpet on the floor, with silk ribbons hanging around it, fluttering in the wind, and a large pile of A flower pot with drops of water on it.

"Senior Akutagawa!"

Higuchi Ichiyo took a deep breath, and after seeing the object he had been squatting on appeared, he quickly glanced at the small note in his hand: The first step is to make an amazing appearance and leave a deep impression on the other party.

Follow the plan!

Higuchi Kazuyo made a signal with the hand behind his back, and signaled to his subordinates hiding in the dark: start to act!

Then, only a few bangs and bangs of fireworks exploded, and the ribbons flying all over the sky dangled and fell from the sky, just in time to sprinkle on Akutagawa Ryunosuke's body.

On the floor, the red carpet stretched from the door all the way to Ichiyo Higuchi's feet, surrounded by colorful balloons and ribbons. A group of port Mafia personnel were squatting in the corner with their mobile phones and started the live broadcast.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke:? ? ?

Is my posture to open the door wrong, or have I crossed over?

And Higuchi Ichiyo looked at Ryunosuke Akutagawa at the door who seemed to be so shocked that he hadn't recovered. He squeezed a cold sweat in his heart, and then recalled the second step-increasing the shock, using his own The language shocks each other's soul!

"Senior Akutagawa."

Walking in front of Ryunosuke Akutagawa, Ichiyo Higuchi stretched out his hand and tugged at the tie at the neckline, then raised his leg, imitating the scene he saw in the video, and gave a perfect leg thud.

The members of the Black Lizard holding the firework tube in the corner gasped in unison: Ichiyo Higuchi, from now on we would like to call you the strongest!

The rest of the port Mafia members who recorded this scene with a camera: Fuck, who the hell said Higuchi Ichiyo is a waste material?

Just this action, this plan, this courage... Whoever says she is abolished in the future will come up with even more awesome actions than her!

Higuchi Ichiyo, whose brain had already started to fall into a short-circuit state, didn't care about other people's actions at all, and kept thinking about the last step in his mind.That is……

Swallowing hard, Ichiyo Higuchi approached, lowered his voice, tried to show a look of disdain, and imitated the tone of the domineering president in the TV series: "Senior, do you have an appointment tonight? You are so damn..."

"Ichiyo Higuchi."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke, who came back from a trance, completely darkened his face, feeling that his Rashomon was about to move, and abruptly interrupted this subordinate's behavior.

"Ah? Yes!"

Instinctively standing at attention, Higuchi Ichiyo quickly replied: "Do you have any orders? Akutagawa-senpai!"

Take a deep breath, open and close your eyes again, and after repeating several times, Ryunosuke Akutagawa gritted his teeth and growled, "You're fired!"

Who the hell brought his subordinates down?Or is it true what the charlatan said just now, he shouldn't be back today?

Akutagawa Ryunosuke, who was in a trance because of the major impact on his world view, began to think seriously about whether he should listen to the advice of some warlocks.

Don't be afraid of the eventuality, be afraid of the [-].

Ichiyo Higuchi was startled awake by this sentence:? ! ! !

Hearing the colleagues in the office discuss about Higuchi's swollen legs, Xiao Wu silently covered his face: I told you that you are not suitable to come back, young man, why are you so disobedient?

Chuya Nakahara, who opened the door and walked in to hear the discussion: ...

This scene is so damn familiar.Come here, kitty!

"Do you have anything to say?"

Walking to Xiao Wu's side, Zhong Yuan Zhong also's face was dark, and the veins on his forehead were throbbing faintly: "Huh? Ghost planner? You are really a little genius."

With a twitch in the corner of his eyes, Xiaowu rubbed the back of his head and looked at Zhong Yuanzhong, trying to laugh: "Thank you, I'm still very average now, and I will continue to work hard in the future."

"I'm not praising you!"

With a slap on the table, Zhong Yuanzhong also felt that his blood pressure was rising due to anger: "You..." Write a review for me!

Before Zhong Yuan could finish his sentence, Xiao Wu jumped up, opened the door and ran: "I suddenly remembered that I still have something to do, let's take a step first, goodbye!"

Nakahara Chuya: If you can run away, the monk can't run away from the temple, so you go home and wait for me.

"boom!"

After slamming the door shut, Xiao Wu wiped off her cold sweat and decided to eat something to calm down.

"Huh? Why do I feel a little chilly..."

Touching his arm, Xiaowu muttered, stood up and looked up to find that a group of colleagues around him were looking at him with sympathy, and there seemed to be "Warrior, go all the way" in capital letters in their eyes.

What the hell?I haven't done anything recently!

Looking at them in a daze, Xiao Wu, who really couldn't figure it out, just turned around, and then saw Ryunosuke Akutagawa looking at him coldly at the bottom of the building.

Xiao Wu: ...

Ok I know why I feel cold.

"Why are you still here? Shouldn't you be leaving?"

Xiao Wu asked subconsciously, and then saw the other party's eyes staring at him more and more ferociously.

"I think we need to go to the training ground and have a good chat."

The black Rashomon emerged from behind Akutagawa Ryunosuke, Xiao Wu swallowed, watched the opponent approaching him step by step, and then jumped off the railing with a neat hand: "I have a reminder that you won't let me Come back, why do you have to come back and take care of me?"

You are unreasonable!

Hearing this, Akutagawa Ryunosuke's expression was ferocious: How dare you say it while riding a horse?

Bringing down my subordinates, pushing all these things secretly, and finally thinking about throwing the blame away?Go to hell you!

"Aww, you lop-eared rabbit with a faded color and no eyebrows, you actually came here for real?! It's a shame that I cared about you in the first place! You have no conscience!"

Akutagawa Ryunosuke: Nuclear good jpg.

"boom--"

The ground was lifted, and the walls were left with traces of being torn.

"Hastily, are you still here? I just want to give you the same care as your father, and give you a little popularity. Are you so serious? Let me tell you, if you come again, I will call someone! There are people behind me!"

Akutagawa Ryunosuke: Rashomon——The Demon Entangles Kai!

"Fuck! Chuya's father save me! Someone is chasing me! Help!!!"

Nakahara Chuya who rushed over after hearing the news: ...Ah, this is the first time I saw Akutagawa Ryunosuke being so angry.

In a way, kitty, you are really promising.

The people at Mafia, the port next to melons, held their mobile phones and laughed happily: It’s so lively, wait for a thousand years~

The author has something to say:

Nakahara Chuya: Are you two a famous teacher who turned out to be an excellent apprentice?

Xiao Wu: Ahem, thank you, thank you.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke: You are dead.

Mori Ogai (blackened): What about the fiscal deficit?

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Xiaowu’s little book: hey, Pi is so happy

Akutagawa Ryunosuke's small book: Mei Li, the enemy of this life

Nakahara Chuya’s small book: If I go bald one day, it must be because of that kitten