I have a special skill for dismantling CP

Huang Yaoshi has already tasted all kinds of tastes in the world, experienced the prosperity of the world, and now he can keep lonely and deserted, and be content on this isolated island in the sea.

Ye Shuang is different.

He grew up on Peach Blossom Island and never left Peach Blossom Island for half a step. All the anecdotes and strange things in the world are all heard from others.

Although the speaker has a heart, but the language expression ability is limited, and it is impossible to describe one ten-thousandth of the splendor of those anecdotes and strange events, and often can only describe a boring main line.As everyone knows, those complicated details are really fascinating.

Helpless, Ye Shuang can only add to the main line by himself, and build a world that belongs only to him in his heart.

However, this method of painting cakes to satisfy hunger obviously cannot satisfy Ye Shuang's incomparable curiosity.

He only wished he could be there personally, and get a foot in all the anecdotes, even if he couldn't be talked about like those heroes and knights, it would be best to be a "seeing is believing".

Although he has a first-class romantic figure in the world, a living legend, but in Ye Shuang's view, this legendary figure does not seem to be worth watching.

Apart from eating and sleeping, he just stays with books and Xiao, which is extremely boring.

What angered Ye Shuang the most was that this legend was just bored, and repeatedly thwarted his plan to travel the rivers and lakes.

For the first time, Ye Shuang spent half a month breaking through Huang Yaoshi's peach blossom formation, but was carried back by the neck by Huang Yaoshi who had been waiting outside the formation.

The second time, Ye Shuang had already untied the rope of the boat, and before he could push the boat into the sea, Huang Yaoshi was already standing on the bow of the boat, with a full moon reflected behind him, as if falling from the sky, Ling Lingran glanced at him, Ye Shuang Pulled his legs and ran back.

The third time, just as Ye Shuang packed his bags, pushed open the door, and slammed into Huang Yaoshi's arms, so frightened that he almost fell to his knees under Huang Yaoshi's white robe.

After that, there will be no fourth time.

With no hope of escape, Ye Shuang changed his strategy and launched an emotional offensive.

Crying, making trouble, and hanging himself three times took turns. As a result, Huang Yaoshi was completely indifferent and didn't even bat an eyelid.

Ye Shuang was completely desperate.

He felt that he might never be able to escape from Huang Yaoshi's nose.

Huang Yaoshi seemed to be able to see through all his little thoughts, and it was up to him to choose when to kill himself.If you are in a good mood, let him jump happily for a while; if you are in a bad mood, kill him with one blow.

For the first time, Ye Shuang felt that having a father with great powers was not a good thing.

Thus, Ye Shuang resigned to her fate and died down.

He counted peach petals to live, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven... only felt that there are 48 months in a year, 360 days in a month, 720 hours in a day, and [-] hours in an hour. hundred quarters.

It was very painful.

Now, Huang Rong's successful escape has ignited Ye Shuang's hope and fighting spirit.

He knew that if Huang Yaoshi hadn't let her go on purpose, Huang Rong would not be able to leave no matter what.

Well, since he could let Huang Rong go, he probably wouldn't kill himself.

Ye Shuang felt that he should try again, if he didn't succeed, he would be benevolent.

It was night, when Huang Yaoshi went to Feng Heng's tomb to accompany his dead wife as usual, Ye Shuang slipped into the kitchen to collect some melons, fruits, wine and meat, and sneaked to the back mountain.

In the Thousand Snake Cave in the back mountain, lived Ye Shuang's best friend in this world, the old urchin Zhou Botong.

Ever since Ye Shuang could remember, Zhou Botong had been trapped in the Thousand Snake Cave by Huang Yaoshi, and it has been almost 15 years.

As for why he was trapped here, Zhou Botong refused to say, he just sighed bitterly: "It's only my fault that I mistrusted Huang Laoxie, a cunning villain!"

Ye Shuang went to ask Fei Yuan again, but she kept her secret, she only said that the reasons for this were complicated, and it even involved Feng Heng's death, which was a taboo of Huang Yaoshi and must not be mentioned in front of him.

Helpless, Ye Shuang had no choice but to make up the grievances and grievances of the previous generation in her heart, and then she stopped thinking about it.

Before he stepped into the Cave of Thousand Snakes, Zhou Botong had already smelled the smell, jumped out of the cave with a yell, snatched the food basket from Ye Shuang, and said with a smile: "Little devil, you know the best. My mind, knowing that I am addicted to alcohol, brought me alcohol in the middle of the night!"

Ye Shuang walked into the cave by herself, frowned and said, "How many times have I told you, don't call me little devil again, I have grown up."

Zhou Botong ignored him, took a long gulp of wine, poured out the contents of the food basket, picked out his favorite food and stuffed it into his mouth, he didn't know what to say.

Ye Shuang shook his head, took a new snake flute made by Zhou Botong from the stone platform beside him, and played it on his lips.

The melodious and melodious flute sounds in the cave, as if it was a call, and the little snakes hiding in the grass and between the stone crevices appeared one after another, surrounded Ye Shuang and Zhou Botong, spitting red cores out of their heads. .

The sound of the flute continued, and more and more small snakes gathered, crawling all over the ground densely, almost forming a team of snakes.

Zhou Botong shook away a little snake that was trying to snatch food from him, and said, "Little brat, stop bragging! If they see the right thing, stay in this hole, and make a nest of baby snakes, I'll be happy." Going crazy."

Ye Shuang stopped, played with the snake flute in her hands, and couldn't help but praise: "It's really a fun thing you made."

Zhou Botong swallowed a mouthful of beef, waved his hand and said, "If you like it, just take it."

Ye Shuang was also not polite, and directly put the snake flute into her arms.

Zhou Botong ate and drank enough, lay down on the stone bed and burped contentedly, before he realized, "Where's that little girl Huang Rong? Why didn't she come with you?"

Ye Shuang bent down and picked up a little green snake that was too late to leave, put it in her hand to tease, and said casually: "Run away from home."

"Huh?" Zhou Botong laughed and said, "This is very fresh! How can Huang Laoxie rest assured that his precious daughter will go outside and harm others?"

Ye Shuang smiled slightly, and said bitterly, "I also want to see the outside world."

After a while, without hearing Zhou Botong's response, Ye Shuang looked back and saw him staring at the bare cave roof in a daze.

Zhou Botong, who was always joking and joking, rarely showed such a melancholy expression.

Ye Shuang's heart was slightly sour, and she didn't know how to comfort him, so she also fell silent, but she tortured the little green snake in her hand.

The poor little green snake was dizzy by his manipulation, when Ye Shuang finally had enough of playing with it and put it back on the ground, it couldn't find its north or south, so it had to pick a random direction and run away.

Ye Shuang sighed silently, got up and said, "I'm leaving, I'll see you again in a few days."

Zhou Botong sat up from the stone bed, swept away the gloom, and said with a smile: "Next time, bring some more jars of wine, how about we two drink a few glasses?"

Ye Shuang nodded, turned and left.

Unfortunately, just as he came out of the cave, it suddenly began to rain.

After a while, the downpour was accompanied by lightning and thunder.

Ye Shuang has never been afraid of anything since she was a child, but she is the only one who is most afraid of thunder.

He stood in the rain for a while, then started his lightness kung fu and ran straight to Huang Yaoshi's residence.