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As soon as the two entered the mansion, they met a middle-aged beautiful woman.

Huo Qubing bowed and saluted, "Mother."

Han Zhen knew that this beautiful middle-aged woman was Queen Wei's sister, Wei Shaoer.

Wei Shao'er glanced at Han Zhen, and said with disgust, "This is your new servant? Why is he so ugly?"

He was called ugly three times in one day. Although Han Zhen was really ugly, he was still a little depressed.

However, there is still a need for proper etiquette, Han Zhen followed Huo Qubing's example and bowed to salute, saying: "Slave, little Zhenzi, I have seen my wife."

Wei Shao'er nodded impatiently, and said to Huo Qubing: "Since you don't like Gui Ning, how do you feel about Siqing? Although that girl is slightly inferior to Gui Ning, she has a slim figure and is very intelligent. , the best at serving people."

Huo Qubing said expressionlessly: "Mother, my son has been in the army for a long time, and he is really not used to having a woman take care of him personally. Mother, please don't bother to send a maid to the son's room. It is enough for the son to have little hazel to serve him."

Wei Shao'er glared at Han Zhen, and said: "The boy is clumsy, how can he be as careful as the servant girl who can serve others. What's more, you are eighteen this year. If you were someone else, the child would run away, but you But I don't even have a concubine by my side. As a mother, I am more anxious than anyone else. Qubing, listen to your mother, and let Siqing wait in your room for a few days. If you really don't like it, you can send her back again. Not too late, okay?"

Huo Qubing said in a calm tone: "Mother, my son has said it many times, and I don't want to think about the relationship between men and women for the time being. Please don't force others to be difficult. My son still has other things to do, so he won't be with his mother."

After finishing speaking, Huo Qubing bowed again, bypassed Wei Shaoer and left.

Han Zhen hurriedly followed.

Back in the room, Huo Qubing said: "Change clothes."

Han Zhen responded, hurried forward, lowered his head to untie Huo Qubing's belt, but unexpectedly, his forehead hit his chest with a "dong".

Han Zhen hurriedly raised his head to look at his face, seeing that there was nothing unusual, he let out a sigh of relief, then lowered his head again.

He untied his belt, took off his coat, and found another clean coat to put on for him.

After tidying up, it's dinner time.

Huo Qubing sat there eating, while Han Zhen stood by and watched.

Pigeon soup, braised lamb shank, fried beef with scallions, sweet and sour fish... everything that flies in the sky, runs on the ground, and swims in the water, all of which are delicious in color, fragrance, and taste. Son, from time to time he has to take food for others, his stomach is growling with anger, and he can't wait to poke chopsticks into Huo Qubing's nostrils to relieve his hatred.

When Huo Qubing was full, he put the bowls and chopsticks away, and said, "There are so many dishes left, it would be a waste to pour them out, why don't you take care of them."

"Really?" Han Zhenxi said, "Thank you, my lord."

Huo Qubing got up, sat down beside him, picked up a roll of bamboo slips, and said: "After eating, go get a bucket of hot water and wait for me to take a bath."

Han Zhenzhong answered yes angrily, picked up the bowls and chopsticks that Huo Qubing had just used, and began to feast on them.

He didn't dislike eating Huo Qubing's leftovers at all.

When Han Zhen first escaped from home, Han Zhen was penniless and had no ability to earn money. He starved for three days in a row. A beggar thought he was pitiful and gave him half of the corn bread.The half corn bread saved Han Zhen's life, otherwise he would have starved to death.

After that, he became a thief.At the beginning, I was not proficient in business, and I succeeded at most once out of ten times, and the other nine times I got a violent beating.

Later, Han Zhen gradually got better, but still maintained the good habit of not wasting a grain of food, and often went to help some helpless children, just like the kind beggar who helped the downcast himself.

Han Zhen let out a satisfied sigh when he was full.

Huo Qubing glanced at the dishes that had been swept away, and said, "You look quite thin, but I didn't expect you to eat a lot."

Han Zhen said: "I'm used to living a hard life, so I don't want to waste food."

Huo Qubing narrowed his eyes and said, "Are you teaching me to waste money?"

"The little one doesn't dare!" Han Zhen stood up awkwardly, and said, "The little one, go prepare the bath for the young master!"

Huo Qubing looked at his figure running away in a hurry, and smiled with his lips curled up.

Quickly prepared the tub of hot water, Han Zhen came to call Huo Qubing to take a bath.

When Huo Qubing came to the bathroom, Han Zhen stepped forward to change his clothes spontaneously.

With all his clothes removed, Han Zhen couldn't help sneaking a peek at Huo Qubing's body, feeling a burst of admiration in his heart.

Tight chest muscles, uneven abdominal muscles, strong and slender legs, the whole body is full of strength.

Well, I don't know how it feels to the touch.

The gaze inevitably swept there again, and Han Zhen was immediately frightened.

What a big one!This is definitely not a size that ordinary people can have. He is really talented.

"Have you seen enough?" Huo Qubing suddenly asked in a bad tone.

Han Zhen was taken aback, and hurriedly looked away, and said hesitantly, "Who has seen you? I have everything you have. What do I see you doing?"

"You have what I have?" Huo Qubing suddenly grabbed Han Zhen's hand and pressed it on his abdominal muscles, provocatively: "Do you have it?"

Just now Han Zhen was thinking about how the hand felt. Since Huo Qubing let him touch it so generously, anyway, it would be useless if he didn't touch it. He had no choice but to be respectful rather than obedient.

Rub it, tap it, poke it, wow, it's really strong.

"It's not bad." Han Zhen pouted and said, "Although I don't have one now, I will definitely have one in the future."

Huo Qubing didn't expect that his skin was thicker than the city wall, and immediately angrily shook off Han Zhen's hands that were groping on his stomach, snorted coldly, raised his legs and sat in the tub.

Han Zhen felt that Huo Qubing's angry look was really cute, he wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, so he could only hold back, packed up Huo Qubing's clothes and was about to go out.

Huo Qubing said: "What are you doing?"

Han Zhen said, "The little one goes outside and waits."

"You're lazy." Huo Qubing said coolly, "Come here and rub your back for Grandpa."

"Oh." Han Zhen put down the clothes in his hands, turned back to the tub, picked up the cloth towel hanging on the edge of the tub, and began to scrub hard on Huo Qubing's muscular shoulders.

Huo Qubing lay on the rim of the bucket and didn't speak, only the sound of Han Zhen rubbing his back was left in the bathroom, and he felt a little embarrassed.

Han Zhen coughed and said, "Young master, why don't you like to be served by a maid? You said that at this time, you will be replaced by a beautiful little lady to rub your back. How much you should enjoy it. A pair of soft and boneless Your slender hands are touching your body, and it feels like you can play games when you come. It stands to reason that the young master is now at the age of a wolf and a tiger, and the demand is the most vigorous. Seven times a day is not enough. Duo, how can the young master avoid women? Alas, yes, the young master is tired of training soldiers all day long, so it's not surprising that he lacks energy."

Huo Qubing listened to him chattering to himself endlessly, his words were full of doubts about his ability, he felt very unhappy, but he couldn't prove anything to him, so he could only shout: "Shut up!"

Han Zhen closed her mouth resentfully, and after a long while of silence, she couldn't help but said: "Everyone is a man, and I have nothing to hide. I did sneak a peek at the young master's body just now. I am really talented and amazing. Shame. Since the young master has such a condition, he should not be reckless. He should not only benefit himself, but also benefit others. I heard people say that riding a horse for a long time will have a bad effect on men, but if you take medicine to regulate it, it will not What a big problem. If you really feel that you can't do what you want, you can't hide your illness from the doctor, and as soon as possible..."

Huo Qubing couldn't take it anymore, he stood up suddenly from the bathtub, turned to face Han Zhen, with a fierce look in his eyes.

Han Zhen was taken aback by him, and said anxiously: "Okay, okay, can't I be wrong? I won't say anything, sit down, and I'll wipe your arms."

Huo Qubing suddenly turned his eyes, leaned down slightly, and whispered in Han Zhen's ear: "Actually, the reason why I don't approach women is because - I like men."

Han Zhen thought to himself: Hmph, you want to play tricks on me?It's not that easy.

"Really...Really?!" Han Zhen pretended to be surprised, then blushed and lowered his head, coyly said: "Master, in fact, I... I am the same as you. If you don't mind, I am willing to serve you, no matter what Whatever the young master asks me to do, I will never say no."

Huo Qubing suddenly raised his head, took two steps back in the bathtub, almost fell out of the bathtub, and realized that he was facing Han Zhen naked at this moment, he was startled, and immediately shrunk down. Sitting in the bathtub, only his head was exposed, and he looked at Han Zhen with uncertain eyes.

Han Zhen continued to cry, and said in a mournful voice, "Young master behaved like this, must be because he dislikes the young one who is too ugly? Also, how can a person like me who is ugly and of low status be worthy of the young master?" Such a person who is like a god descending from the earth? It is a villain who has overstepped, so please don’t take it to heart.”

After all, Han Zhen covered his face and wept, then turned around and rushed out of the bathroom, then looked up to the sky and laughed until his stomach ached.

Not long after, Han Zhen heard Huo Qubing roar in the bathroom, and shouted loudly: "Xiao Zhenzi! How dare you play me! You are dead today!"

Han Zhen didn't dare to go back, so she had to open the window of the bathroom, and said with a smile, "Who told you to play tricks on me first? Thanks to my cleverness, I didn't fall for your tricks."

Huo Qubing grabbed the cloth towel at hand and threw it at Han Zhen. Han Zhen was already on guard and hurriedly turned his head away.

Huo Qubing waved at him, bared his teeth and said with a grin, "Come on, come here, I promise I won't hit you."

"I don't believe it." Han Zhen opened the window, his big eyes flickered, and said, "You obviously have the expression of wanting to kill me."

Huo Qubing was so angry that his veins bulged, and he wished he could rush out and beat Han Zhen up now, but now he was completely unscathed, and could only watch Han Zhen dangling in front of his eyes with a face that deserved a beating, but he was helpless .

Huo Qubing thought to himself, it would be nice to have a bow at hand now, he must shoot Han Zhen into the wall!

Han Zhen also felt that he was going too far. After all, he had to point Huo Qubing to eat for the time being, so he said flatteringly, "My lord, is the water cold? I'll go get you a bucket of hot water, okay?"

Huo Qubing nodded and said, "Okay, you can go."

Han Zhen said, "But you have to make sure that you don't hit me."

Huo Qubing gritted his teeth and said, "I promise, I will never hit you."

Han Zhen said: "You are a great champion, you must keep your word."

Huo Qubing squeezed out an amiable smile, and said, "A word from a gentleman is hard to follow."

"Okay, I believe you." After that, Han Zhen ran to the kitchen, fetched a bucket of hot water, and carried it into the bathroom.

Han Zhen took a wary look at Huo Qubing, and saw that he was sitting in the tub with his eyes closed and rested, he felt that he was a villain with a heart of a gentleman. Huo Qubing is a brave and invincible champion, how could he be with a little shrimp like him? Care about every detail.

Thinking of this, Han Zhen came to the bathtub with hot water, and poured the hot water into the bathtub while saying "be careful of scalding".

After pouring the water, Han Zhen put down the bucket and stirred the water in the bucket with his hands.

At this moment, Huo Qubing suddenly made a move with his eyes closed and pushed Han Zhen's head into the bathtub.