Efforts to kill the enemy is not as good as the full level of tea art

No one knows how many days it will take for Zha Gan's pursuers to reach Zhongxing City, and the time left for the Central Plains army is not much.

For such an army with mixed backgrounds, the most urgent problem is to clarify the military regulations, unify the discipline so that the top and bottom are integrated, and ten thousand people are like one person.In the process of marching and fighting, the way of dictating military orders is too inconvenient. Lou's army has always used flags and drums.So in the first few days of the drill, the soldiers of the battalion were gathered on the school field to learn how to distinguish the flag and drum orders.

Battalion soldiers look at the captain holding the flag, the captain looks at the whistle chief, the whistle chief looks at the general, the general looks at the general, and the general looks at the chief general.The chief general holds five flags, and when he sees the yellow flag, he knows the central army, the red flag is for the front, the blue flag is for the left, the white flag is for the right, and the black flag is for the rear.The sound of the trumpet means that the order needs to be changed and the flag must be raised; if the drums are constantly beating, it is necessary to march; if the sound of gold is heard, it is necessary to stop.In this way, even in the midst of thousands of troops, the command to advance and retreat can be instantaneous.

These orders seem simple, but it is not so easy for tens of thousands of soldiers to keep them in mind and execute them immediately.Most of these soldiers came from guards. In the past, apart from symbolically brandishing knives and guns, they spent most of their time farming.The most remarkable thing is that you may have gone out on patrol with a small team of hundreds of people, but you have never been in an army of tens of thousands.

Simply Zhuo Yue had already engraved this set of military orders and regulations in his heart in his previous life.During the training of his subordinates in the past few days, his instructions were clear and his responses were quick. Among the three battalions, their Zero Nine Squad was the fastest to master the semaphore and drum orders.On the contrary, Liu Fuyu, who was in the same battalion, waved the semaphore without seeing the flag clearly, causing chaos among more than a dozen people in the team and receiving a lot of punishment.

Zhuo Yue and the others looked at the distraught Liu Fuyu, and felt that this situation was really comforting and refreshing.It's just that Zhuo Yue knew that learning military orders was only the easiest part of their training, and the real difficulty followed.

Sure enough, their challenge came three days later.

"What the hell is this?" Zhang Laohei muttered as he picked up the black thing that was as strong as an iron bar and turned it upside down.

It was an iron rod about half a foot long and weighing about six catties. The iron rod was hollow and seemed to be able to stuff things into it. There was a wooden handle at the end, and a rope about two feet long was connected to the head and tail.

Everyone had never seen this thing before, except for a little soldier from a hunter who said it was a firecracker, and they occasionally used it to shoot birds in their hometown.But this thing is inconvenient to operate, and it is easy to go off, and no one dares to use it after someone is blown off an arm.

While they were discussing, they suddenly heard the sound of a cannon on the teaching ground, and everyone hurriedly lined up.But he saw an instructor striding up to the stage above the teaching platform, holding a firecracker in his hand.

"The thing in your hands is called the bird gun. It is a sharp weapon developed by the skilled craftsmen of the Beijing Ordnance Institute!" It can crush shield iron! Most of the prairie barbarians are good at riding and shooting, and the horses are extremely fast. Only by making good use of firearms can we strike the enemy first!"

Next, he described in detail how to use the bird gun.

First of all, it depends on the caliber of the bird gun. The amount of lead bullets that can hold as much as the amount of money is taken.Before use, blow the bird gun with your mouth to keep the gun chamber clean, take out a tube of □□ from the lead bag and pour it into the gun chamber, push the □□□ to the bottom with a stick and press it tightly, and then knead a piece of paper Form a round pill into the elastic gun, and plug the lead bullet.

Then, open the lid of the fire door, pour the crushed yam contained in the tin turtle into the fire door, shake it upwards, so that the pumice can fill the entire yam pool, and then close the fire door cover.Finally put the fire rope into the faucet.

When firing, the person's face is placed on the top of the gun handle, one eye is closed and the other eye is used to aim, the rear sight of the gun is aligned with the front sight of the gun, and the front sight is aimed at the person to be shot.Use the index finger of your right hand to pull the trigger backwards, the trigger enters the faucet, drives the matchlock to fall into the fire door, and the blunderbuss can be fired when it is ignited.

He gave a detailed lecture for about half an hour, and then personally did a shooting drill.The blunderbuss was astonishingly powerful, it was able to knock down a bull's-eye a hundred meters away, and some soldiers who had never heard the sound of firearms were startled back several steps.

After the performance, the instructor ordered everyone to start practicing in teams.

Zhuo Yue turned around, and saw that the faces of the people behind him were dull, as if they had been listening to the scriptures for half an hour just now.He sighed inwardly, beckoned everyone to come and form a circle, and said, "Having said so much, in fact, there are only a few steps in using a birdcrack: pouring powder, loading powder, pressing fire, loading door powder, and loading matchlock. Practice a few times, and practice makes perfect. Come over and do it one by one, and I will correct you if there is anything wrong."

But the effect can be imagined.Some soldiers in the team were so thick that they could shoot arrows into their own eyes. They pretended to be guns and trembled for a long time, but the lead bullets had not yet been pressed into the chamber after the medicine was scattered all over the place.There are also those who are simply not good at thinking, and forget the first step after doing the second step, so many steps can be completely forgotten in a blink of an eye.

Among them, Zhang Laohei is more prominent.The titan, who is used to making big cuts, struggled with the iron rod in his hand for a long time, his fingers didn't know where to put it, and he couldn't remember what each step was.

"After pouring into the fire door, you have to shake it! Shake it!" Seeing that he made a mistake again, Zhuo Yue immediately became a little annoyed, "See if you closed the fire cover after shaking it just now? Didn't fill the entire □□ pool, you shoot a bird!"

Zhang Laohei yelled, and passed the bird gun to the others: "Just shoot someone and shoot a bird! Anyway, I can't shoot it! All these things are more troublesome than women's embroidery, and it's not as fun as fighting with knives!"

Although everyone around did not speak, they all agreed with the expressions on their faces.

"Fart!" Zhuo Yue said unceremoniously, "The prairie barbarians are all riding horses, and they are good at archery. Before your knife scratches the skin on the other side, your head will become a string of candied haws! If you don't Huozhu, tell me what do you use to fight against the barbarians?"

Zhang Laohei muttered indignantly, but he didn't dare to refute.He was older than Zhuo Yue and had a violent temper, but he never dared to talk back to Zhuo Yue in serious matters.When everyone saw Zhang Laohei, they all fell silent, and all shut their mouths and went to practice obediently.

But after a day of practice, the effect is quite mediocre.Among the thirty people, only Guan Ximing and Li Changxing had mastered how to use the blunderbuss proficiently, but they needed at least five bludgeoners to do it.

Zhuo Yue's temper was not very good at first, but at this moment, his mood was even worse. He said angrily to everyone, "Continue to practice tomorrow! And he can't read and write articles, how can it be so difficult!"

He paused, glanced at Li Changxing and Guan Ximing and said, "Li Changxing performed well today, and you can learn to shoot and stand tomorrow...Guan Ximing, you don't need to practice this blunderbuss, you need to practice your saber skills first." .”

Guan Ximing was taken aback, but before he had time to say anything, Zhuo Yue waved his hand to call for the dissolution.

"Brother Zhuo!" After the crowd dispersed, Guan Ximing followed Zhuo Yue's striding back all the way, and asked anxiously, "Why, why can't I continue practicing bird guns?"

Zhuo Yue walked quickly, and said perfunctorily: "Look at your thin arms and legs, they look like chickens. Make your body strong first, so that you can save your life on the battlefield before thinking about killing the enemy."

"But—" Guan Ximing was anxious to say something, but Zhuo Yue quickly walked away.

The first day everyone came into contact with firecrackers, they were all at a loss in learning, and they were reprimanded by many officers, and they felt depressed and uncomfortable.There are quite a few fierce generals like Zhang Laohei in the army, with extraordinary arm strength, toughness and bravery, who used to be regarded as stars holding the moon in the barracks, but they all overturned their boats on this small firecracker.

Zhang Laohei returned to the camp cursing, and went directly into the tent without eating.Zhuo Yue frowned, although he knew that as the captain he should enlighten, but he himself was not a eloquent and considerate character, he wanted to speak but didn't know how to say it.

"Let's eat." He had no choice but to say dryly to the rest of the group, "You will know how powerful the firecracker is in the future. Everyone has to practice hard for me, otherwise you will regret it when you go to the battlefield."

As soon as this remark came out, the atmosphere suddenly became a little low.

Holding the bowl in his hand, Zhuo Yue ate the rice unwillingly, thinking about how to tell the soldiers under his command to open the brains of this group of Yumu.However, before the mess in his mind was sorted out, he suddenly smelled a stench blowing in the wind.

He thought someone's clothes hadn't been washed or their shoes hadn't been brushed.You know, this is a barracks where hundreds or thousands of big men live together. They practice all day and don't have a chance to take a bath. It's normal to have a little smell.But the smell Zhuo Yue smelled at this time was different from the smell of sweat, and it became stronger with the direction of the wind, it was almost like——

"Crap!" Zhang Laohei yelled as he threw his chopsticks, "Who the hell knocked over the dung tank into the rice cooker!"

Everyone's faces were ugly, and they put down their chopsticks resentfully.They smelled just like the nauseous smell of human feces left untreated for days.

At this time, a small soldier quietly said: "It's the small toilet of the tenth team next to it... They should have cleared it every day, but they just left it alone. We went to talk to them this morning, and took them and said If we can't take it anymore, we have to help them fall."

There are two large toilets built [-] meters away from each camp, but it is forbidden to go out at night after the camp is closed.As the so-called "sweeping the snow in front of the door", each team has always been only responsible for its own one-acre three-point land, and never said that it is reasonable to let others clean it up.

Zhuo Yue cursed, kicked over his rice bowl, stood up, and strode towards Team Ten.Over there, they were also burying pots and cooking. Captain Liu Fuyu was crossing Erlang's legs and letting his soldiers bring water to wipe his sweat. Out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of Zhuo Yue approaching aggressively, and immediately sat up vigilantly: "What are you doing!"

Zhuo Yue pointed at the back of their tent: "Is your small toilet not cleared?"

Liu Fuyu was stunned for a moment, then sneered and said, "Do you care if I fall or not? My latrine is not enough to squat, so you still care about me?"

"I think you have a pig's nose and can't smell it!" Zhuo Yue scolded, "How can you bear the smell? Hurry up and find someone to pour it out, or else I—"

"What are you looking at? See how you cut me?" Liu Fuyu pushed away a small soldier who was wiping his sweat, and rushed up to Zhuo Yue, staring at him sadly and said, "It's amazing, Captain Zhuo." , have become more and more courageous after sitting on an equal footing with me? Come on, hit me, see if there is still someone protecting you this time, or will you be punished for the crime of 'fighting with weapons without reason'..."

Zhuo Yue clenched his back molars.In his heart, this villain surnamed Liu had already been cut into a hundred and eighty pieces, but on the surface he could only stare at Liu Fuyu fiercely and clenched his fists.

Xiaoga Guan Ximing and the others also followed at this time, and when they heard that Liu Fuyu was so messed up, they immediately became annoyed.Xiao Ga coldly said: "It is also stipulated in the military regulations that each team cleans its own small toilet every day."

"Really, why don't I know?" Liu Fuyu sat lazily on the ground and looked at them provocatively, "Then you go and expose me. Chief whistle, chief general, or general general? You can report it as you like."

This bastard is sure that a few people will not go to the superior officer just because of such a trivial matter.Stabbing in the back and making small reports are the most taboo among the military ranks. If they really leapfrog the ranks and report to the chief, no matter what is right and what is wrong, they will definitely attract contempt and white eyes from others.

"Besides..." Liu Fuyu squinted his sinister triangular eyes, and glanced maliciously at Xiao Ga and Li Changxing behind Zhuo Yue, "Are you sure that smell is feces? Smell, maybe it's the barbarian horse smell from those bastards in my team..."

A coldness flashed across Xiao Ga's face in an instant, but before he could say anything, he heard a loud bang, and Liu Fuyu jumped up from the ground screaming and cursing—it was Zhuo Yue who kicked him. Turning over a pot of boiling water on the fire, it almost splashed on Liu Fuyu.

"Zhuo Yue! You have the guts of a dog—"

"Hey, I'm so sorry Captain Liu." Zhuo Yue smiled coolly, "Little brother suddenly has a cramp in his leg."

"Pretending to be garlic! You clearly did it on purpose!"

"How do you say this? We are all brothers in the same robe, Captain Liu won't turn his face over such a trivial matter." Zhuo Yue sneered, "Just like Captain Liu said, shouldn't our brothers- — Do you take care of each other more?"

After saying that, he didn't bother to look at Liu Fuyu's disgusting face, and strode back to his tent.

The intoxicating stench still lingered, and everyone looked pained, unable to take a bite of food.A soldier secretly said to Zhuo Yue: "Captain, why don't I go and help them. Otherwise, it's not a solution if the brothers are so vicious..."

"Sit down!" Zhuo Yue said viciously, "Get used to their stinking problems! No one is allowed to go!"

Guan Ximing was almost suffocated, and said with a sullen face, "Then, how do you eat—"

Zhuo Yue buried his head in taking a big mouthful of rice, choking his mouth full: "Do you need me to teach you how to eat? Do you eat with your nose or your mouth?"

Everyone showed bitter faces one after another, lowered their heads and ate as if they were being punished.But among these few people, only Li Changxing had a calm face and an elegant posture, as if he was not affected by the smell at all, causing Zhuo Yue to look at him twice: "Your concentration is pretty good."

"What's the matter?" Li Changxing said indifferently, "When I was a child, I ate in the pigsty stable all day long."

Anyway, Zhuo Yue didn't bother to believe half of what this kid said.

The author has something to say: This is a chapter with flavor...

In the next chapter, let Xiao Li avenge the violent Dazhuo!